Baritones 3: Day Four

[CorneliusMurdock]

If Elena were blocked would she be seen targeting someone, though?

[Hinckley]

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Ruxana (Roncanator): 16 votes (Peanuts, Sandy, Captain Tamamono, CorneliusMurdock, Quarryman, WhiteFang, Brickdoctor, CallMePieOrDie, JimButcher, Fugazi, Pandora, The Crazy One, Dragonator, iamded, Rick, KartoffelViking)

Non-voters: 2 (def, Roncanator)

Conclusion will be up shortly. If you haven't gotten your night actions in, please do so in the next 24 hours...

[Hinckley]

While everyone is gathering at Fogo de Chao for Ruxana's last meal, Agent Veronica comes by to see the play.

"Agent Veronica," Ivan says, "How nice to see you. I was thinking you were angry with me."

"Well it was a stressful day," Agent Veronica sighs, "I thought it would be nice to see a play."

"Oh well you are lucky," Ivan tells her, "Because tonight we are performing...um...what is being your favorite play?"

"The Sound of Music." Agent Veronica answers.

"Well, you are in the luck!" Ivan cries, "That is being the exact play we are performing this night!"

"Oh, how exciting!" Agent Veronica says.

The Cross-Dressing Construction man quickly gets everyone prepared for the new change of plans.

"No, I've never seen The Sound of Music. Shoot me." Ruxana says.

"I should, but we need you to play Maria." The Cross-Dressing Construction Man tells her.

"Why me?" Ruxana asks.

"Because you look Austrian." The Cross-Dressing Construction Man explains, "You must be the only citizen of the United States that has never seen that movie."

"Bite me, fruitcake," Ruxana says.

"Now now," The Cross-Dressing Construction Man says, "Being bitter won't stop you from being lynched."

"Will anything?" Ruxana asks.

"No." The Cross-Dressing Construction Man answers.

"Teach us how to sing, Frauline Maria!" The children cry.

"What the hell are you talking about?" Ruxana asks, "How am I supposed to do that?"

"Play the guitar and sing us a song about how to sing and then we'll learn to sing." Yan tells her.

"Play the guitar and duh duh duh duh duh duh." Ruxana mocks him, "I don't play the guitar."

"Well sing the song." Yan says, "Even if you've never seen the movie, I'm sure you've heard the song. Do, a deer..."

"Dough a deer and deep fry it." Ruxana sings, "Venison doughnuts help you learn to sing!"

"No no," complains Yan, "Do-Re-Mi..."

"Doraymi?" Ruxana asks, "Shut the hell up, kid."

"I am Sixteen going on Seventeen," Raya sings.

"I'm the Nazi boy who breaks your heart." Dmitri sings in return.

"I don't remember Maria beating the children." Agent Veronica comments, "And this song's new lyrics seems to give the ending away."

"Is rude to talk during performance." Ivan tells her.

"Maria! Maria!" The children cry, "The thunderstorm is frightening us. Sing us a song!"

"What is the matter with you kids?" Ruxana asks, "Don't you have a record player or phonograph? What year is it supposed to be?"

"Just sing us a song about your favorite things and we'll feel better," Boris explains.

"My favorite things," sings Ruxana, "are not being lynched by my neighbors. My favorites things also include people believing me when I tell them I'm an unblockable tracker. My favorite things are not having dead mimes on the sidewalk or Full Moon Festivals where clowns violate cheerleaders."

"I wet the bed." Nika says.

"Climb every mountain..."

"Nuns, Nazis and Goat puppets?" Ruxana asks, "This play is ducked up."

"Stop, singing family!" Dmitri cries, "We will shoot you for not being Nazis!"

"Rolf!" Raya cries, "You're breaking my heart like the song said! However the song said nothing about you turning us over to the Nazis to face prison for trying to flee the country..."

"Sorry about that," Dmitri says, "I tried to be as specific as possible."

"Can this play get any stupider?" Ruxana asks.

"All right jerks!" The Cross-Dressing Construction Man shouts, "I'm going to start shooting singers if you don't join the Nazi party!"

Bang!

"Oh no! Our Mommy!" The children cry.

"I thought she was just some nun..." Someone says.

"Whatever" is the reply.

And this is the end for Ruxana (Roncanator).

"This play doesn't end like that!" Agent Veronica observes, "You're still lynching people."

"Lynching is the using of ropes." Ivan points out, "We are not using ropes. Didn't know shooting mob was illegal. You should be more specific."

"This isn't funny," Agent Veronica admonishes Ivan, "You know this is illegal. And you're putting me in a terrible spot! I have to turn you over to the FBI."

"Then you will be arresting me then." Ivan says, "For I will stop at nothing to get these scum. They have taken my family, my wife's family and many friends from my life. I would rather lose my life trying to fight them than live allowing them to hurt more people. Arrest me if you must, but I am glad to pay this prize...

"Price." Agent Veronica corrects him.

"Price..." Ivan continues, "...to making Moonlight a better place. What value has a man's life unless he can be using it for the saving of so many others?"

"Make love to me." Agent Veronica says.

"That is sounding like the better plan than being arrested." Ivan responds.

Day Four is now over. You have 24 hours to get your night actions in. Late night actions will not be accepted.