badboytje88 Posted September 14, 2011 Posted September 14, 2011 (edited) Hello, Crazies! Pandufus here, and ready to do my bit to clean up this nuts' home! Hi everybody! Just wanted to introduce myself, I'm Pandufus, but you can call me Pandoo. What the?!?! I'm Pandufus!! Every time time I turn around, you're here! Can't I just have a moment's peace without you coming along and ruining everything?? Why do you have to always get in my way! Sorry about him everyone, I just can't seem to get rid of him. Anyway, lovely to meet you all, some of you are even quite attractive. This looks promising! Edited September 14, 2011 by badboytje88
CorneliusMurdock Posted September 14, 2011 Posted September 14, 2011 I wish I still had my moon gun. Some of you guys seem crazier than the last bunch of rejects I was stuck in here with.
Scouty Posted September 14, 2011 Posted September 14, 2011 Anyway, lovely to meet you all, some of you are even quite attractive. Why thank you ! But I'm not just looks, I can sing as well! Aren't I the best!? You're quite pretty, too. Nice eyepatch.
Bob Posted September 14, 2011 Posted September 14, 2011 Hello, my name is Marcy and I expect to survive this whole ordeal. I also predict that none of you will even vote me out, since I am obviously innocent. Just look at me, I have the same goofy smile all the time. I also cut myself, so don't mess with me or I'll cut you.
Ricecracker Posted September 14, 2011 Posted September 14, 2011 IT'S A BIRD; IT'S A PLANE; IT'S CRACKERMAN! Don't worry, guys, your resident super hero is here to help with whatever needs super heroing.
Peanuts Posted September 14, 2011 Posted September 14, 2011 Pearl Nuttin's signing in. Gosh, I think I'll need a ton of crack to sustain this ordeal with you bunch of maniacs.
Hinckley Posted September 14, 2011 Posted September 14, 2011 Hello, Crazies! Pandufus here, and ready to do my bit to clean up this nuts' home! Hi everybody! Just wanted to introduce myself, I'm Pandufus, but you can call me Pandoo. What the?!?! I'm Pandufus!! Every time time I turn around, you're here! Can't I just have a moment's peace without you coming along and ruining everything?? Why do you have to always get in my way! Sorry about him everyone, I just can't seem to get rid of him. Anyway, lovely to meet you all, some of you are even quite attractive. Who let the megablocking crazy in?
Tamamono Posted September 14, 2011 Posted September 14, 2011 Hey guys, Poby Flanagan here! Have you met my fiancée, Koi-lette? *Holds up dead fish* Oh wow, that thing looks delicious! Let's cook it over a fire made from palm trees! Hello, my name is Sassy Cooter and aren't I. So. BEAUTIFUL! Actually, it looks like most of your face has been scraped off... Your hair's pretty nice, though. Damn it! Why am in this shithole with a bunch of...shitholes? All you people are INSANE. I'm going to beat the living shit out of all of you at some point! But first let's eat some ROCKS. THEN we can gang up on the skull chick. I CALL FIRST DIBS. I'm not insane. I don't even know why they put me in this circus with you people. And why would we need to eat rocks when we have that fish over there just waiting to be cooked and eaten? Sorry about him everyone, I just can't seem to get rid of him. Anyway, lovely to meet you all, some of you are even quite attractive. Oh, thank you! My beautiful hairstyle was always the envy of the island.
RileyC Posted September 14, 2011 Posted September 14, 2011 Rickety Cannon here! No let's go blow up some scum! Beasts & Bricks anyone? I'll pwn your megablocks! I have the highest level Mage ever! This is how I feel. I like to share feelings.
JimBee Posted September 14, 2011 Posted September 14, 2011 Gosh dern it, now why am I in here wif allayoo... wha? What's that you say? Oh, you didn't say nothin'. I thought you... Wha?
sok117 Posted September 14, 2011 Posted September 14, 2011 Glup Glup Glup Oh, right, you yellow-skins speak English... Well, lets get on with it then!
Zepher Posted September 14, 2011 Posted September 14, 2011 Zed here. I'm smart and cool and if you're lucky you can hang with me and my crew, but chances are you aren't lucky and won't be hanging with us.
Shadows Posted September 14, 2011 Posted September 14, 2011 Shalonda Cunningham (Shadows) A crank that had been living on his own for years, as his paranoia grew unchecked. Convinced aliens are monitoring our mind's frequency, his gold brick apparently prevents broadcast wave interception. In other areas of life, he's competent enough, it's simply his belief that he's a target of alien interest that makes him a patient here. Hi everyone! I haven't had so many friends in a long time! If any of you ladies want to drop in and polish my brick, so to speak, feel free! I'm awfully enthusiastic! But some of you are aliens and out to get me. I'll be watching.
Scouty Posted September 14, 2011 Posted September 14, 2011 Actually, it looks like most of your face has been scraped off... Your hair's pretty nice, though. Haha, the jealous type, eh? You just can't handle my beautiful face!
WhiteFang Posted September 15, 2011 Posted September 15, 2011 Ohayou gozaimasu, watashi no namae ha Shinobu Shiroba desu. Douzo yoroshiku. (Good morning, my name is Shinobu Shiroba. Nice to meet you.) My English is not that well spoken but I do hope to have friends in this hospital. It's lonely and no one plays with me because of my possible unsightly white appearance.
Hinckley Posted September 15, 2011 Posted September 15, 2011 Ohayou gozaimasu, watashi no namae ha Shinobu Shiroba desu. Douzo yoroshiku. (Good morning, my name is Shinobu Shiroba. Nice to meet you.) My English is not that well spoken but I do hope to have friends in this hospital. It's lonely and no one plays with me because of my possible unsightly white appearance. Oh! Do you know Fanglish?? It's my favorite dialect of whatever that is you're speaking.
WhiteFang Posted September 15, 2011 Posted September 15, 2011 Oh! Do you know Fanglish?? It's my favorite dialect of whatever that is you're speaking. Yesish! I speak no perfect American English but will try to improve writing.
Scouty Posted September 15, 2011 Posted September 15, 2011 Ohayou gozaimasu, watashi no namae ha Shinobu Shiroba desu. Douzo yoroshiku. (Good morning, my name is Shinobu Shiroba. Nice to meet you.) My English is not that well spoken but I do hope to have friends in this hospital. It's lonely and no one plays with me because of my possible unsightly white appearance. Oh, nonsense, you speak the best English evah! And you have a pretty face, too! It's like mine: gorgeous! Let's be friends! You can comment how pretty I am, too! Are you any good at singing? We could sing together
WhiteFang Posted September 15, 2011 Posted September 15, 2011 Oh, nonsense, you speak the best English evah! And you have a pretty face, too! It's like mine: gorgeous! Let's be friends! You can comment how pretty I am, too! Are you any good at singing? We could sing together Ohhh lalala! You have a pretty lovely face too. Me sing nice ballads. Me don't find this place unfriendly. (so far)
iamded Posted September 15, 2011 Posted September 15, 2011 What am I even doing here? I'm not some whack-job like half o' you guys. So I levelled some extra buildings, so what? The boss is always tellin' us to give 110%, I went above and beyond! And my reward is this? Whatever dudes. If anyone needs me, I'll be in my bunk. Knock first...
Tamamono Posted September 15, 2011 Posted September 15, 2011 Hi everyone! I haven't had so many friends in a long time! If any of you ladies want to drop in and polish my brick, so to speak, feel free! I'm awfully enthusiastic! Hello, mister! I like your shiny headdress; it's very square. Haha, the jealous type, eh? You just can't handle my beautiful face! Well, you do have a lovely skull... Ohayou gozaimasu, watashi no namae ha Shinobu Shiroba desu. Douzo yoroshiku. (Good morning, my name is Shinobu Shiroba. Nice to meet you.) My English is not that well spoken but I do hope to have friends in this hospital. It's lonely and no one plays with me because of my possible unsightly white appearance. Nice to meet you, Shinobu. Don't feel lonely, I'm sure there are plenty of people here who will look out for you. We're like one big, happy, tribe in here!
Dragonator Posted September 15, 2011 Posted September 15, 2011 Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen! I am the Alluring Draxia, most humble servant of the one, the only, the Mighty, the wonderous, the charming, the handsome, the all-seeing Fantabulous (Furry) Kresmo!!! *holds up apple-sauce applause sign* I look good from all angles, so take as many pictures as you want my adoring fans!
Hinckley Posted September 15, 2011 Posted September 15, 2011 Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen! I am the Alluring Draxia, most humble servant of the one, the only, the Mighty, the wonderous, the charming, the handsome, the all-seeing Fantabulous (Furry) Kresmo!!! *holds up apple-sauce applause sign* *applauds* I am too awesome for words, but you always make such a valiant effort, my love.
def Posted September 15, 2011 Author Posted September 15, 2011 If everyone is confirmed and ready, I can start day one in a number of hours... Or we can wait til the weekend. Either is fine
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