Shadows Posted October 18, 2011 Posted October 18, 2011 "Officer Elles, may I use the oven, please? I'd like to bake you an apple pie?" Cuxun Marsburst asks, "Well, I couldn't find any apple, so it's just sawdust, but I think it'll taste nice." Someone's getting pie tonight...
Scouty Posted October 18, 2011 Posted October 18, 2011 Get back here Sully! I need to punch you some more!!
CorneliusMurdock Posted October 18, 2011 Posted October 18, 2011 See? Women like men who can cook. And who have shiny crystal skulls. I'll be back, um, later...
Scouty Posted October 20, 2011 Posted October 20, 2011 Where's your black eye!? I thought I made it a black hole eye!! Punch! Punch Punch Punch! Punch! Punch!
iamded Posted October 20, 2011 Posted October 20, 2011 I sure hope I don't die tonight. I'm having a great time, in this... er, wonderful prison, with it's delightful meals, just being alive. Y'know? Sure is great. Being not dead. Eeyup.
Professor Flitwick Posted October 20, 2011 Posted October 20, 2011 I sure hope I don't die tonight. I'm having a great time, in this... er, wonderful prison, with it's delightful meals, just being alive. Y'know? Sure is great. Being not dead. Eeyup. Maybe in the morning we can all join hands and sing a song about being ?
iamded Posted October 20, 2011 Posted October 20, 2011 Man, if I'm alive in the morning after all these 'death threats', well, that'll be some kind of noteworthy triumph.
Big Cam Posted October 20, 2011 Posted October 20, 2011 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20,21,22....... Goddamnit bitch, leave me alone, I'm trying to figure this out, matinee there was a mistake and I can get out of this death trap of so prison. 1,2,3,4...........
Hinckley Posted October 20, 2011 Author Posted October 20, 2011 "All right you two," Doctor Koukiu Stormdream admonishes the pair of cannibals, "It's one thing to keep breaking into my office, but now you are cooking the executed inmates?" "Maybe you should stop locking your door with bones." Saproton Veeck suggests, "Mmmmm...bones..." "And this fish isn't Rirsol," Zosma explains, "It's some fish name Koilette." For some reason, Pronti Flavior jumps a little when she hears the name of the fish. "Are they eating fish?" Illiap Reertu asks, "I'll knock them both to next Fabulday. That's the day of the week when our Creator rested."
Hinckley Posted October 20, 2011 Author Posted October 20, 2011 "Let me at that NPCP!" Scar Mimitsus growls, "And don't ask me what that extra 'P' is for!" "Back of blue-boy!" Tierro Prius warns, "Sully Sutnam has protection now. You so much as lay a pebble on him and I'll kick your sorry megablocks." "Oh yeah?" Sneers Scar. "Yeah!" Tierro sneers right back. "You and what huge horned troll?" Scar asks. "Urgh," says Foog Roorum as he bashes Scar's rock-laden head repeatedly into the floor.
Fugazi Posted October 20, 2011 Posted October 20, 2011 Urgh! (I'm really sorry, I would stop but I have a medical condition! )
Scouty Posted October 20, 2011 Posted October 20, 2011 Ah, nothing like a good bashing. Keep at it You're doing a great job!
Hinckley Posted October 21, 2011 Author Posted October 21, 2011 "I miss the moon..." Zosma sighs. The spirit of Cuxun Marsburst angrily appears and grabs Zosma's Twi'lek head tail things. "I've got you moon right here, bitch," Cuxun growls from beyond the grave.
Scouty Posted October 27, 2011 Posted October 27, 2011 So cute, Sully! I'm glad we got past our differences and found where true love is to be found
iamded Posted October 27, 2011 Posted October 27, 2011 The nights seem awfully quiet nowadays. Perhaps everyone decided night time is best to do things like, say, sleep. Or maybe everyone's busy prowling about, plotting...
Professor Flitwick Posted October 27, 2011 Posted October 27, 2011 The nights seem awfully quiet nowadays. Perhaps everyone decided night time is best to do things like, say, sleep. Or maybe everyone's busy prowling about, plotting... Less people alive equals less discussion. Simple mathematics. Simple, depressing mathematics.
def Posted October 28, 2011 Posted October 28, 2011 Less people alive equals less discussion. Simple mathematics. Simple, depressing mathematics.
iamded Posted October 28, 2011 Posted October 28, 2011 Oh whew, I'm not the only one who sees that. You can vouch for me next time I go see the doc, right?
Hinckley Posted October 29, 2011 Author Posted October 29, 2011 Sully and Scar slow dance the night away...
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