Sirius Black Posted November 3, 2011 Posted November 3, 2011 (edited) Your chosen character The Mad Hatter Your availability during the coming few weeks. Oh, I have plenty of time. In fact, one could even say I have time to kill, but that has too many side effects. I'm not mad enough to try that again, and that's saying something. Riddler, you seem to have a thing for puzzles. Here's one for you. Why is a raven like a writing desk? It's driving me mad. Mad, I tell you! Your previous Mafia game history Eurodina, Fabuland Houswives, and Baritones 3. Inexperience, Silence of the Lamb, and bad luck respectively. Your existing interest in the Batman universe. Oh, I absolutely love those Christopher Nolan movies! Did I ever tell you where I got these hats? No? Anyways, I'm also a fairly avid collector of Lego Batman, and enjoy the Batman universe. Enough about the bat though. Things are going to get a little mad around here, and there's nothing he can do to stop it! Ahahahahahahahaha! Freee coffee and doughnuts! Get yourself some freee coffee and free doughnuts! They're fat-free, sugar-free, and most definitely free of any Mind Control devices! If you don't believe me, try one yourself, and you'll agree, I guarantee it! Edited November 3, 2011 by Sirius Black
K-Nut Posted November 3, 2011 Posted November 3, 2011 (edited) 1: Two-face! As I always say, there are two sides to everything, good and bad, and I definitely prefer the bad. And Tommy Lee Jones. 2: Not that I'm aware of. But my coin pisses me off easily. 3: Recently graduated from Mafia School: Cirque du Freak. Plus some real life experience. 4: Anything Batman! Christopher Nolan, Tim Burton, Adam West, etc. Hope I'm picked, and if not, I'll sure be watching from the sideline.! Edited November 3, 2011 by K-nut
CMP Posted November 3, 2011 Posted November 3, 2011 - Your chosen character When is the sushi bar opening? I have jewels to examine, things to steal...2 different things, if you're worried, but Pengy, I really would put away that shiny gem, you're tempting me far too easily. And I know you want that fish as much as I do. Bat-hating fish-eating feline friends forever. -Your availability during the coming few weeks Why, of course I'll be here, my pale little friend. I couldn't leave this wonderful city for more than a minute, the opportunities are too irrestitable. Speaking of which....how's that checkered little lapcat of yours? You know, with the face like ? - Your previous Mafia game history Oh, many. Dystopia (Ugh, horrible trip, was feeling scummy and left after 3 days.) Hogwarts (Wasn't bad. Took care of this hideous little dog.) Eurodina (Started off good, but I came down with something scummy after the first day, and left the next.) Werewolf (Oh, we got rid of this filthy animal on the first day, ended on a good note.) Baritones 3 (I felt so lazy the entire trip.) Bloodbricks 2 (I may have taken too much medication the day before. ) - Your existing interest in the Batman universe (Alright, so it's tough to put this one in-character... Not as big as many of the applicants so far, but got plenty of the Animated Series as kid. The LEGO theme kinda sorta had me interested in it, and ended up watching the Dark Knight and playing Arkham Asylum. I've seen a few of the 80s/90s movies as well.) Hope you think about inviting me to your special meeting. I'll be waiting for your answer.
K-Nut Posted November 3, 2011 Posted November 3, 2011 (edited) What happened to taking a break from mafia? You steal my coin and flipped it again? Edited November 3, 2011 by K-nut
CMP Posted November 3, 2011 Posted November 3, 2011 What happened to taking a break from mafia? You steal my coin and flipped it? Oh, everybody says that at one point or another...as long as nobody tries to slip me any medication or special lunches, I'm willing to take another crack. You know, you really should let me do your hair sometime. It's sticking up a bit in the back...
K-Nut Posted November 3, 2011 Posted November 3, 2011 You know, you really should let me do your hair sometime. It's sticking up a bit in the back... Please! I'd rather have Scarface do it. *flip* Again, no. So keep your little paws away from my hair or you'll find yourself in a dumpster, got it?
CMP Posted November 3, 2011 Posted November 3, 2011 (edited) Again, no. So keep your little paws away from my hair or you'll find yourself in a dumpster, got it? Well, rewr, rewr, rewr. I don't want to get anywhere near that dried-up green bean of a thing you call a face, anyway. At least Joker's little chemical bath came out evenly. Edited November 3, 2011 by CallMePieOrDie
K-Nut Posted November 3, 2011 Posted November 3, 2011 (edited) Well, rewr, rewr, rewr. I don't want to get anywhere near that dried-up green bean of a thing you call a face, anyway. At least Joker's little chemical bath came out evenly. Damn it, he fell in a vat! Doesn't know how to work his own two feet! I was assaulted by whoever that guy was! No wonder I didn't come out evenly! Edited November 3, 2011 by K-nut
CMP Posted November 3, 2011 Posted November 3, 2011 Damn it! He fell in a vat! Doesn't know how to work his own two feet! I was assaulted by whoever that guy was! No wonder I didn't come out evenly! Oh, keep your bisected business suit on. I bet you were quite the looker as a lawyer. You bring new meaning to looking half-decent.
K-Nut Posted November 3, 2011 Posted November 3, 2011 Oh, keep your bisected business suit on. I bet you were quite the looker as a lawyer. You bring new meaning to looking half-decent. Now why would I listen to you talk about romance, seeing as you're the bats favorite play thing!
CMP Posted November 3, 2011 Posted November 3, 2011 Now why would I listen to you talk about romance, seeing as you're the bats favorite play thing! Oh, you're just jealous of his style. And don't talk like that - your better half might hear you.
K-Nut Posted November 3, 2011 Posted November 3, 2011 Oh, you're just jealous of his style. Let's see how stylish he is once his chest is full of lead.
CMP Posted November 3, 2011 Posted November 3, 2011 Let's see how stylish he is once his chest is full of lead. Right, because that always works.
Nightshroud99 Posted November 3, 2011 Posted November 3, 2011 Let's see how stylish he is once his chest is full of lead. Hey Bats is mine Dent! Go flip your coin, I bet it'll tell you I'm right. Besides guns are too unreliable, you want to get close and gut him like the masked piggy he is.
Scorpiox Posted November 3, 2011 Posted November 3, 2011 - Your chosen character Scarecrow: I'm really sorry, Scorpiox, but I think some characters will have to get multiple applies anyway due to the limited amount of characters. Yet I'm sincerely sorry to rival you for the place in the game. Damn, that counts me out then, oh well...
Peanuts Posted November 3, 2011 Posted November 3, 2011 (edited) Private Notes of Dr. Joathan Crane, Addendum to the Introduction:I'm having second thoughts about that experiment. Catwoman and Two-face keep arguing about nonsence, how am I supposed to do anything meaningful that way? I can only hope not all the "villains" are like that, or they'll manage to drive me as mad as they are. And they are talking about how they want to kill the Batman, those morons. They'll never even get the chance, an they should know it. They were defeated a hundret times! And, of course, why should I kill him? I'll enjoy to see him helplessly and fearful, afraid of everything, especially me! But I'm zoning out, I have to concentrate on the current experiment. Edited November 3, 2011 by Peanuts
K-Nut Posted November 3, 2011 Posted November 3, 2011 Hey Bats is mine Dent! Go flip your coin, I bet it'll tell you I'm right. *flip* Nope, now stand aside while a real criminal shows you how it's done! And Scarecrow, I read your diary. like you've never been beaten by the bat.
Peanuts Posted November 3, 2011 Posted November 3, 2011 And Scarecrow, I read your diary. like you've never been beaten by the bat. [/color] That's no diary, it's a notebook. And the bat might have managed to defeat me a few times, but I've developed my toxin further over the times, I've created improved ways to spray it more effectively, and I've learned from my mistakes, while you're only flipping the same coin as ever.
K-Nut Posted November 3, 2011 Posted November 3, 2011 (edited) That's no diary, it's a notebook. And the bat might have managed to defeat me a few times, but I've developed my toxin further over the times, I've created improved ways to spray it more effectively, and I've learned from my mistakes, while you're only flipping the same coin as ever. What kinda super villain writes in a diary? That's what I'm callin' it! Frickin embarassin' if you ask me. And if you were scarred like me, you'd figger out that a coin ain't such a bad thing to carry around, unlike some whatcha-macallit toxin. Edited November 3, 2011 by K-nut
sok117 Posted November 3, 2011 Posted November 3, 2011 - Your existing interest in the Batman universe I have loved Batman since I was little. I say Batman, I really mean Robin. When I was about 5 my mum made me a Robin cape and I wouldn't answer to my real name, I wanted to be known as Robin! I have many Batman graphic novels and enjoyed playing Arkham Asylum and its current sequel. I really love the two Nolan films for their more realistic portrayal compared to the previous films. I may well use Arnold for a bit of inspiration as Freeze though. His one-liners were so bad, they were good! No way! My mom made me a robin suit when I was younger too, and my older brother got a batman one! We would even fall asleep in those costumes! Since I guess I mis-interpreted the question at the beginning, My interest in the Batman, and DC universe are vast and ever expanding. I've seen all the films, and all the Animated series episodes, BTAS and the newer one. I also watched The Batman series, and Batman the Brave and the Bold. I've also read several comics, but I'm now turning my attention to the graphic novels which I prefer to keep my collection smaller. My favourite part about Batman is probably the rouges gallery, all the villans are so unique and cool! Come now children, we must not let petty arguments seperate us. However I can understand how you are able to point out all the flaws in one another. You people are all so predectiable. Question: How can we lose before we begin? Answer: By allowing bumbling idiots like yourselves to take charge.
K-Nut Posted November 3, 2011 Posted November 3, 2011 Come now children, we must not let petty arguments seperate us. However I can understand how you are able to point out all the flaws in one another. You people are all so predectiable. Question: How can we lose before we begin? Answer: By allowing bumbling idiots like yourselves to take charge. Now how did you always get captured? Oh yeah! You left your stupid riddles hinting clues to your "master plan". You call yourself a mastermind.
sok117 Posted November 3, 2011 Posted November 3, 2011 Now how did you always get captured? Oh yeah! You left your stupid riddles hinting clues to your "master plan". You call yourself a mastermind. Thats no fair! Batman cheated! He always cheats. At least I know who the Batman is!
K-Nut Posted November 3, 2011 Posted November 3, 2011 (edited) Thats no fair! Batman cheated! He always cheats. At least I know who the Batman is! Yeah, and I'm Mickey Mouse! Edited November 3, 2011 by K-nut
Peanuts Posted November 3, 2011 Posted November 3, 2011 Damn, that counts me out then, oh well... I'm sorry, but don't despair. I don't think a plus of experience is what the hosts will go on, that way all the games would be full of all-stars and no newbie would ever get a chance. Now how did you always get captured? Oh yeah! You left your stupid riddles hinting clues to your "master plan". You call yourself a mastermind. Talking about it, I know a way to improve your chances of success by about 50%: Stop flipping the coin and think. And there's absolutely no problem with transporting my fear gas, I've got a spraying device right at my wrist. Want to taste some?
K-Nut Posted November 3, 2011 Posted November 3, 2011 Want to taste some? Give some to Nigma, then he'll have some sense in 'im. And the coin ain't luck of the draw, it's fate.
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