Dragonator Posted January 17, 2012 Posted January 17, 2012 Blood, statues, swords, frogs... AAAAHHHH. If there is more statue manipulation to be done I'm staying well away, thank you. Will I ever escape this damn temple? We already know who the killer is, it's my useless father-in-law. It has his idea to come here in the first place, and now look, his daughter - my fiancée - is bloody dead. Diesel takes a deep breath. Well, that pool looks refreshing. Let's throw someone in there and see if they float. I vote for William. Samantha, looks like you get to see what that freaky voice has in store for us first.
Hinckley Posted January 17, 2012 Author Posted January 17, 2012 Blood, statues, swords, frogs... AAAAHHHH. If there is more statue manipulation to be done I'm staying well away, thank you. *Diesel has developed a deep phobia of frogs and statue during the group's slumber.* Will I ever escape this damn temple? We already know who the killer is, it's my useless father-in-law. It has his idea to come here in the first place, and now look, his daughter - my fiancée - is bloody dead. *Oooh, things are getting tense...* Diesel takes a deep breath. *Diesel takes a deep breath.* Well, that pool looks refreshing. Let's throw someone in there and see if they float. I vote for William. *Diesel pushes William into the water. It is a refreshing swim for William. He happily swims around. He feels refreshed. He notices some movement in the water...that isn't being caused by his own body*
Zepher Posted January 17, 2012 Posted January 17, 2012 Oh... shiznits, if you'll excuse my french. William, get the hell out of there! Diesel, you are being a nasty. Can we do something about the thing in the pool? Throw the staircase at it... the beautifully crafted stair case... to try to get it to surface, and if it's a nasty, maybe conk it over the head.
Hinckley Posted January 17, 2012 Author Posted January 17, 2012 Oh... shiznits, if you'll excuse my french. William, get the hell out of there! Diesel, you are being a nasty. Can we do something about the thing in the pool? Throw the staircase at it... the beautifully crafted stair case... to try to get it to surface, and if it's a nasty, maybe conk it over the head. *Sylvia unsuccessfully attempts to lift the staircase. She checks her belly button for a possible hernia.*
Shadows Posted January 17, 2012 Posted January 17, 2012 (edited) * Don't answer it in the thread, you block of wood! I wasn't answering some mysterious delusion induced voice in my head, I was pondering aloud in case it would help someone else to achieve the goal. That we all clearly imagined at the same time. So yes, let's do something about that thing in the water. Might I attempt to peer in it's general direction in hopes of seeing something interesting. If that something interesting turns out to be tentacles, I'd like to look away quickly. I've been on the internet long enough to know where that would be going. She checks her belly button for a possible hernia.*[/i] I'd volunteer to check any of you ladies for hernias as well, just to be helpful. I might be a doctor in my spare time. Edited January 17, 2012 by Shadows I'm editing out that damn italics tag that carried over from the quote. So shoot me.
Rufus Posted January 17, 2012 Posted January 17, 2012 Yays! I win! But now I have to do stuff, with no idea what I'm trying to achieve. No pressure, then. Some prize Do I nominate publicly or privately? Can I nominate myself?
Hinckley Posted January 17, 2012 Author Posted January 17, 2012 I wasn't answering some mysterious delusion induced voice in my head, I was pondering aloud in case it would help someone else to achieve the goal. That we all clearly imagined at the same time. *Hopefully, you'll see how that's a bad idea in the future.* So yes, let's do something about that thing in the water. Might I attempt to peer in it's general direction in hopes of seeing something interesting. If that something interesting turns out to be tentacles, I'd like to look away quickly. I've been on the internet long enough to know where that would be going. *It doesn't look tentacley. It looks like there are some fish in there. There's ... something bigger too ... or is it? Hard to tell. If it's really deep, it's huge, if it's closer to William, it's smaller. They all look like fish though...you think.* I'd volunteer to check any of you ladies for hernias as well, just to be helpful. I might be a doctor in my spare time. *Sheldon pops a boner thinking about the ladies' belly buttons.* This post has been edited by Shadows: Today, 02:12 AMReason for edit: I'm editing out that damn italics tag that carried over from the quote. So shoot me. *Well, I hope it was worth the effort. There's still a stray italics tag in the quote. You are an admin, you didn't even have to admit you edited. Doofus. But the honesty is appreciated. Unfortunately, nobody has a gun to shoot you with.* Yays! I win! But now I have to do stuff, with no idea what I'm trying to achieve. No pressure, then. Some prize Do I nominate publicly or privately? Can I nominate myself? *You cannot nominate yourself, but the committee of three can nominate themselves as long as all three agree. Public or Private, it will be revealed here in this thread, so you may as well just post your choices.*
Siegfried Posted January 17, 2012 Posted January 17, 2012 I'd volunteer to check any of you ladies for hernias as well, just to be helpful. I might be a doctor in my spare time. Don't be misjudging the top. Keep your hands and eyes to yourself... Hmmm... does this top come off? I'm feeling a bit hot. *It doesn't look tentacley. It looks like there are some fish in there. There's ... something bigger too ... or is it? Hard to tell. If it's really deep, it's huge, if it's closer to William, it's smaller. They all look like fish though...you think.* I'm throwing a rock at it...
Hinckley Posted January 17, 2012 Author Posted January 17, 2012 Don't be misjudging the top. Keep your hands and eyes to yourself... Hmmm... does this top come off? I'm feeling a bit hot. *Siegourney shows titty.* I'm throwing a rock at it... *Siegourney throws a rock at the fish. They expertly avoid it. Evolution works.*
CorneliusMurdock Posted January 17, 2012 Posted January 17, 2012 Swim towards the edge, William! I'll try to help him out of the pool.
Siegfried Posted January 17, 2012 Posted January 17, 2012 *Siegourney shows titty.* Am I hot? Please tell me I'm hot...
Hinckley Posted January 17, 2012 Author Posted January 17, 2012 Swim towards the edge, William! I'll try to help him out of the pool. *William is just treading water, staring blankly, not stopping by or posting or anything. Fred Thomas reaches an arm out to help him out of the pool, but William just sits there...doing nothing...* Am I hot? Please tell me I'm hot... *Siegourney is insecure and requires constant re-assurance. You're hot, Siegourney.*
Peppermint_M Posted January 17, 2012 Posted January 17, 2012 "So, seeing as this sudden great cold overtook me" *Penny shivers* "I missed the challenge, oh dear. I am staying away from that water..."
Shadows Posted January 17, 2012 Posted January 17, 2012 *Sheldon pops a boner thinking about the ladies' belly buttons.* Indeed. *Well, I hope it was worth the effort. There's still a stray italics tag in the quote. You are an admin, you didn't even have to admit you edited. Doofus. But the honesty is appreciated. Unfortunately, nobody has a gun to shoot you with.* I did go to an extra effort to point out my mistake. I want my gun back. Don't be misjudging the top. Keep your hands and eyes to yourself... Hmmm... does this top come off? I'm feeling a bit hot. Talk about mixed signals. Women. *Siegourney shows titty.* And me with a boner already. *Siegourney is insecure and requires constant re-assurance. You're hot, Siegourney.* *looks down* Yes, my barometer is pointing to hot. Maybe we could get some of that lovely cold water and pour it on your top to cool things off.
Hinckley Posted January 17, 2012 Author Posted January 17, 2012 And me with a boner already. *Sheldon propositions Siegourney.*
Rufus Posted January 17, 2012 Posted January 17, 2012 Am I hot? Please tell me I'm hot... *whispers* I think you're hot I'd like to nominate: Siegourney, Fred Thomas and Diana Mantino please!
Hinckley Posted January 17, 2012 Author Posted January 17, 2012 Siegourney (Siegfried), Fred Thomas (Cornelius Murdock) and Diana Mantino (Fugazi) will now deliberate, in thread and nominate two people to receive clues to the identity of the killer. You have 24 hours to discuss.
CorneliusMurdock Posted January 17, 2012 Posted January 17, 2012 This is a tough one. I think maybe Samantha should be one of those people considering she won the challenge and all but I have no idea who else.
Dannylonglegs Posted January 17, 2012 Posted January 17, 2012 Oh William! No! Swim William swim!!! I don't trust anything on this god-forsaken Island, and right now, you're in immediate danger (I think)! Get out of there!!! *Breaks into tears* You did this! *points at Diesel* You cowardly, disgraceful oaf! You pushed the one thing I had left into enchanted water with some sort of creature in it!! You think you're the only one who cared about DJ? You didn't carry her in your womb for 9 months! Now you want to kill my Husband?!?! NO! *Pushes diesel into the water* Go bring my William back!!!
Hinckley Posted January 17, 2012 Author Posted January 17, 2012 *Donna pushes Diesel into the water. William and Diesel sit there treading water, staring. Donna is in hysterics.*
Fugazi Posted January 17, 2012 Posted January 17, 2012 This is a tough one. I think maybe Samantha should be one of those people considering she won the challenge and all but I have no idea who else. Good call, Samantha deserves it of course. Unless she is the killer. But we can't be sure so soon, can we? As for the other one, I don't know... We can draw a random name? I nominate Penny Maltese, come on down! Welcome to 'The Host is Always Right'!
Hinckley Posted January 17, 2012 Author Posted January 17, 2012 Good call, Samantha deserves it of course. Unless she is the killer. But we can't be sure so soon, can we? As for the other one, I don't know... We can draw a random name? I nominate Penny Maltese, come on down! Welcome to 'The Host is Always Right'! *Just a precautionary always-right host reminder: The three chosen must be selected unanimously be all three committee members.*
Fugazi Posted January 17, 2012 Posted January 17, 2012 *Just a precautionary always-right host reminder: The three chosen must be selected unanimously be all three committee members.* Of course! I shouldn't have used the term 'nominate'... A suggestion then! Wait a minute... the host is always right... three chosen?
Hinckley Posted January 17, 2012 Author Posted January 17, 2012 Of course! I shouldn't have used the term 'nominate'... A suggestion then! Wait a minute... the host is always right... three chosen? *The all-knowing voice is too busy to think...oh, 2 chosen. Shut up. *
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