Fugazi Posted January 23, 2012 Posted January 23, 2012 *I love when the reactions are so defensive. Well if claiming Virgin is too risky and when faking claims has proven suicidal, maybe the next scum strategy is to refuse any contact with you?
Hinckley Posted January 23, 2012 Posted January 23, 2012 I must apologize to the Potential Cultist. It seems he thinks me posting his PMs in the thread are another reason not to trust me. He must not want you all to see what he has to say. He really thinks I'm leading you all along, helping to convict three Cultists in a row. He thinks, that way, I'll learn who all the Virgins are and win. Apparently, I'm that diabolical. So, why then, Potential Cultist, did no Virgin die last night? Why would I help to lynch three Cultists in a row? A meat shield of one fellow Scum would be a huge risk, but three in a row??? And if you are so convinced that I'm Scum and I'm dooming everyone to a major loss, why are you not trying to stop these poor "sheep" from following me in thread? Why aren't you trying to stop my diabolical scheme from behind the scenes. What evidence have you found to support the idea that I'm Scum and I'm tricking everyone? What evidence, besides my performance as Scum in another hole in the desert? You think the camp is full of sheep? I've never encountered a more active Town. They're all working and sacrifcing and busy trying to turn up Cultists. What have you done, Potential Cultist? Is it time to lay out your case against me? Come out with it then. Save the camp from their doom! Show any shred of evidence you have that I'm a Cultist that will sacrifice all the Virgins whose identity I know. Let's see it. It's your turn, Scummy. Potential Cultist aka Scummy Scumpants now tells me I haven't helped convict anyone. Apparently, I've just led one and that's the one on Betty Swallocks and we don't know what she is yet. Well, I know. And he says he can tell me what she is. Huh? But, whatever. He's right. Patrick started the lynch on Malaena. My case came in afterwards and technically my case came in after Melefluous's first vote against Bonerhead. But, truth be told, Melefluous and I cross posted. I didn't read her vote until after the play was posted. So two days in a row my plays were dramatic overkill. OK, maybe they all are dramatic overkill, but the point is, he thinks I haven't helped to lynch any of these people. Perhaps he's right, but you should all look at the evidence. Not to mention, nobody here is really leading anything. I may be the mouthpiece, but the whole Camp is working together. Everyone is contributing and we're just smarter than the Cultists. Sorry.
CorneliusMurdock Posted January 23, 2012 Posted January 23, 2012 Why is everyone talking about a potential conversion last night? That's complete BS. Penny died at the hands of the Cultists. How could Mehmet have been converted even if he didn't have a mirror cloak on? Unless we're suddenly saying the Cultists can convert on the same night they kill, it just couldn't happen.
Professor Flitwick Posted January 23, 2012 Posted January 23, 2012 The cultists could have a Virgin Cop. They are the ones looking for them after all. Just saying. Bwha? But wouldn't that grossly over power them, by giving them away to quickly find the virgins on their own? It would be like giving them an action at night that could detect dangerous campie actions, eh-what? Trusting Good and Hard Jolly good show, Ackbar! You really captured my likeness! Golly gosh, isn't it time vote yet?
Hinckley Posted January 23, 2012 Posted January 23, 2012 Why is everyone talking about a potential conversion last night? That's complete BS. Penny died at the hands of the Cultists. How could Mehmet have been converted even if he didn't have a mirror cloak on? Unless we're suddenly saying the Cultists can convert on the same night they kill, it just couldn't happen. That's a really good point. If that's the case then nobody has been converted.
Rufus Posted January 23, 2012 Posted January 23, 2012 DAY FOUR INTERLUDE Stephanie admires herself in the mirror. 'I'm so purrrrrrty!' she purrs. 'I'm the purrrrtiest of all my Friends!' 'And with my special mirror, I can make sure I'm always the purrrrrtiest!' ' ... purrrtier than Olivia ... ' ' ... purrrrtier than Emma ... ' ' ... and even ... ' ' ... purrrrtier than Is!' ' Hey! Why aren't you ugly? Why doesn't my magic mirror work on you?' cries Stephanie. Is sighs. 'Long have Ossie and I guarded the statue,' she says, 'preparing mind and body for the transformations that will come to fruition by the awakening of the great god IMHOTEP. As a result, we have given up nearly all the worldly pleasures of our past lives -' 'Except coffee,' interjects Ossie. 'And wine. And...' 'Yes, thank you! I did say nearly all the worldly pleasures. Anyway,' Is continues, 'to us, vanity, selfishness, and greed have no meaning. Your simple trickery has no effect on us.' You may now vote. You have 48 hours to reach a conviction.
Hinckley Posted January 23, 2012 Posted January 23, 2012 72 Is this a LOST reference? Vote: Betty Swallocks (TinyPiesRUs) for reasons previously stated. Don't remember what I said? Maybe I could write you another play about it. Can I place two votes at once? I'd like to start tomorrow's vote now and save us some time. megablock Cultists.
Eskallon Posted January 23, 2012 Posted January 23, 2012 72 ? Lots going on in the background I see. Also I have to say I don't find Pie too suspicious, I think the evidence is still lacking but maybe just a bit unclear.
Scubacarrot Posted January 23, 2012 Posted January 23, 2012 I think it is a no-brainer. It is pretty obvious that she is not telling the truth. Vote: Betty Swallocks (TinyPiesRUs)
Eskallon Posted January 23, 2012 Posted January 23, 2012 Vote: Betty Swallocks (TinyPiesRUs) for reasons previously stated. Don't remember what I said? Maybe I could write you another play about it. Could you please? But not a play, a simple short list of bullet points would do. My head hurts from all this reading plays.
CorneliusMurdock Posted January 23, 2012 Posted January 23, 2012 Also I have to say I don't find Pie too suspicious, I think the evidence is still lacking but maybe just a bit unclear. What do you want, Betty to scream that she's a cultist at the top of her lungs? Vote: Betty Swallocks (TinyPiesRUs)
Cecilie Posted January 23, 2012 Posted January 23, 2012 Betty's story just doesn't add up at all, and I see no reason not to trust Mehmet in this case. So I will Vote: Betty Swallocks (TinyPiesRUs)
Hinckley Posted January 23, 2012 Posted January 23, 2012 Could you please? But not a play, a simple short list of bullet points would do. My head hurts from all this reading plays. What???? Two days of plays and telling you about in private and you're confused now? He lied about investigating Flitwick. He lied about talking to def. I'm not going to take the time I've already taken to explain it to you again. Go back and read it. The evidence is all there. Like I haven't spent enough time already putting the evidence together.
Tamamono Posted January 23, 2012 Posted January 23, 2012 Vote: Betty Swallocks Good riddance to scummy trash.
Professor Flitwick Posted January 23, 2012 Posted January 23, 2012 Bhaa-haa-haa! Try and take me down with you? Vote: Betty Swallocks (TinyPiesRUs)! Could you please? But not a play, a simple short list of bullet points would do. My head hurts from all this reading plays. Grandmothers Brazier, Lieutenant, have you been paying attention at all? She's being tell all sorts of fibs!
Tamamono Posted January 23, 2012 Posted January 23, 2012 Oh, duh, I voted wrong! Vote: Betty Swallocks (TinyPiesRUs)
fhomess Posted January 23, 2012 Posted January 23, 2012 I, for one, am enjoying the plays. Vote: Betty Swallocks (TinyPiesRUs)
Eskallon Posted January 23, 2012 Posted January 23, 2012 What???? Two days of plays and telling you about in private and you're confused now? He lied about investigating Flitwick. He lied about talking to def. I'm not going to take the time I've already taken to explain it to you again. Go back and read it. The evidence is all there. Like I haven't spent enough time already putting the evidence together. We dont know she lied about Flitwick or Def? Damn Im confused. Oh and Flitwick, tbh I dont have a clue whats going on, Im sick and dying so forgive me if you will.
JimBee Posted January 23, 2012 Posted January 23, 2012 Vote: Betty Swallocks (TinyPiesRUs) For obvious reasons.
Sandy Posted January 23, 2012 Posted January 23, 2012 I'm willing to go with Mehmet and the rest of you on this. I think we innocents are standing on a firm ground now - even if we make a wrong conviction today, we can trace it back to see just who lied and when. Vote: Betty Swallocks (TinyPiesRUs)
Hinckley Posted January 23, 2012 Posted January 23, 2012 We dont know she lied about Flitwick or Def? Damn Im confused. Oh and Flitwick, tbh I dont have a clue whats going on, Im sick and dying so forgive me if you will. You don't know how annoyed I am with you. He told me he found Flitwick Innocent and told everyone else he found him to be a Cultist. Are you too lazy to read??? That annoys me. I have worked pretty damn hard to get the evidence and then present it in an easy-to-understand and entertaining form and you don't even look at it. I laid out the case. I'm done answering your questions about it.
MagPiesRUs Posted January 23, 2012 Posted January 23, 2012 What???? Two days of plays and telling you about in private and you're confused now? He lied about investigating Flitwick. He lied about talking to def. I'm not going to take the time I've already taken to explain it to you again. Go back and read it. The evidence is all there. Like I haven't spent enough time already putting the evidence together. Keep in mind that all these claims are complete and utter lies, and haven't been verified by anyone but his scummy buddies. It's interesting that no mention has been made of the tracker who was supposed to confirm that I was in fact investigating Mr. Goodenarde last night. But don't let me put you off Mr. Anus. I encourage you to vote for me. It's the only way you're going to learn who the true cultists are. And you can write all the plays you want, Mehmet, it's not going to change the fact that I'm going to turn up Innocent tomorrow. Enjoy your day of freedom, because tomorrow we'll all be watching you and your team mates try to squirm your way out of a lynching. I hope you've all rehearsed your oinking already.
Hinckley Posted January 23, 2012 Posted January 23, 2012 Keep in mind that all these claims are complete and utter lies, and haven't been verified by anyone but his scummy buddies. It's interesting that no mention has been made of the tracker who was supposed to confirm that I was in fact investigating Mr. Goodenarde last night. Why would I tell you the truth about Night Actions when you've so clearly been lying? Hey, let's remember, we've seen a death every night. It's highly unlikely there's been any conversions. It would be pretty unfair of Is and Ossie if they were allowed to convert and kill on the same night.
Fugazi Posted January 23, 2012 Posted January 23, 2012 Also I have to say I don't find Pie too suspicious, I think the evidence is still lacking but maybe just a bit unclear. Pie is already dead, Pies is the one cooking right now! Vote: Betty Swallocks (TinyPiesRUs)
Sandy Posted January 23, 2012 Posted January 23, 2012 And you can write all the plays you want, Mehmet, it's not going to change the fact that I'm going to turn up Innocent tomorrow. Enjoy your day of freedom, because tomorrow we'll all be watching you and your team mates try to squirm your way out of a lynching. I hope you've all rehearsed your oinking already. Are you seriously suggesting that Mehmet has been in cahoots with the likes of Melaena (remember Nancy the Snake?!) and Mustafa all along? I was initially very suspicious of Mehmet, but now that sounds just preposterous. I'm even more confident that I voted correctly now.
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