ADHO15 Posted February 6, 2012 Posted February 6, 2012 This is getting really hilarious . Sheila, the more you talk, the deeper your grave becomes . Now we just have to throw her in!
Pandora Posted February 6, 2012 Posted February 6, 2012 Vote Tally Sheila Suxsumb (Tamamono): 7 votes (Professor Flitwick, Sandy, KielDaMan, Cecilie, ADHO, CorneliusMurdock, WhiteFang) Jenny Taylor (Sandy): 1 vote (Tamamono) The day will end in, oooh, about 30 mins?
Tamamono Posted February 6, 2012 Posted February 6, 2012 Well, I suppose this is it. It's been fun, but I guess it's curtains for ol' Sheila Suxsumb. Good luck catching Jennifer the traitor. This is getting really hilarious . Sheila, the more you talk, the deeper your grave becomes . Oh, Johnny. I had already made my defense. All I could do at that point was to urge to do the right thing and unvote me.
Pandora Posted February 6, 2012 Posted February 6, 2012 Day Seven Conclusion Ossie and Is are feeling... musical "We have all... the time... in the world..." croons Is Ossie, on the other hand, goes all 'Elton John' "I'm still standing! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!" Meanwhile the Campies decide that tea is an absolute necessity to aid them in their discussion on whom to lynch. Refreshed and rejuvenated with their hot beverages, they all turn to Sheila... "By a process of elimination, and aided greatly by tea, we have concluded that the remaining Cultist is...." begins William Fitzpatrick, in very much the manner of Poirot at the unveiling of a murderer, except without comfy chairs and a mantelpiece to pace in front of "You Sheila!" he concludes, with a mildly effeminate flourish. Campies gasp! Hugh faints! There is a susurration of suspicion.. "Nooooooooooooo!" wails Sheila "I'm Innocent! I'm Innocent! I'm Innocent! I'm Innocent! I'm Innocent! I'm Innocent! I'm Innocent! I'm Innocent! I'm Innocent!" "How many times do I have to tell you I'm innocent???" Sheila protests "Don't vote for me, you all know I'm the bomb! I don't want to die and take another innocent life with me!!" she begs But the Campies remain unmoved "Yeah, pretty much still gonna lynch you, though" is the general consensus "Right.. err.. ok, I'm evil! I'm a Cultist! Muahahahaha!" tries Sheila "Hang on, that doesn't work; we're supposed to be lynching Cultists!" points out William "No, you hang on! Ahahaha! I hadn't finished! I was a Cultist and actually now I'm neutral. Yippee! So you don't have to lynch me, because I'm absolutely no threat whatsoever and I can tell you useful stuff!" continues Sheila, feeling slightly more sure-footed now "Oh and yeah, sorry about killing all those people, but I'm neutral now, so no worries!" "That sounds entirely believable!" says Hugh, who may have sustained a minor concussion "No, really it's true, or perhaps some sort of mish-mash of what I've said is true. Just don't lynch me pleeeeeeease!" pleads Sheila, dejectedly Roger steps forward, determined to do his duty "Bwahaha! Come now, my fine little filly, we'll have no wailing and caterwauling here, dontcha know!" he asserts and he takes Sheila good and hard by the.. hand (you're just adding your own jokes now) and leads her towards the statue's fearsome mouth Time slows down Tick... Sheila continues to protest, but Roger is resolute in his intentions Tick... He escorts her up the steps, waving bravely back at the campies Tick... With united instincts, the Campies unconsciously step backwards Tick... Roger, a gentleman to the end, helps Sheila into the statue's mouth Tick... Please get your night actions in to us within 24 hours of this post, thanks.
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