Masked Builder Posted February 15, 2012 Posted February 15, 2012 Alexis,I will, after I take out a few of these elves right now. Though they are trying to kill us, they respect our personal lives, allowing us to write these letters. It's going well, and I somehow got an apprentice out of it. It's a bit never racking defending a fortress in all honesty. I've gotten some spices blown up in my face, and a horse stuck in a wall! (Don't ask how, it's a long story,) Have you gotten any new gems on your quest yet?Althior Althior That is quite nice of them. You got an apprentice? Who is it? Is it that mage that kept tripping people? You got a horse? Horses are very nice but they do not exist in our homeland. No I have not gotten any gems just yet but a aquamarine, ruby, emerald, and a sapphire are up for grabs. Which one would you recommend I take? Alexis Then she whispers, I've got Z-mail. Sadie,Of course! I have natural talents, such as psychology and riding a unicycle! Finnegan Finnegan, Okay good I was just checking. Sadie
K-Nut Posted February 15, 2012 Posted February 15, 2012 Althior That is quite nice of them. You got an apprentice? Who is it? Is it that mage that kept tripping people? You got a horse? Horses are very nice but they do not exist in our homeland. No I have not gotten any gems just yet but a aquamarine, ruby, emerald, and a sapphire are up for grabs. Which one would you recommend I take? Alexis Alexis, Hey! I kept tripping Crusader, not just people! It's Arthur, the guy with the big hat and Snake Staff, bot the bearded guy with the big hat. I did get a horse, I named her Lilian. I'd suggest Ruby, but if that's taken, go for the Aquamarine, then Sapphire, then finally Emerald if you must. Fire is one of the most powerful gems, but if you have other mages in your party, then they'll probably want it. Who's in your group? I never got to see the listings. Althior,
Masked Builder Posted February 15, 2012 Posted February 15, 2012 Alexis, Hey! I kept tripping Crusader, not just people! It's Arthur, the guy with the big hat and Snake Staff, bot the bearded guy with the big hat. I did get a horse, I named her Lilian. I'd suggest Ruby, but if that's taken, go for the Aquamarine, then Sapphire, then finally Emerald if you must. Fire is one of the most powerful gems, but if you have other mages in your party, then they'll probably want it. Who's in your group? I never got to see the listings. Althior, Althior, Oh no I meant him, not you. Oh what a lovely name! I've always wanted to name someone Lilian. Okay I shall try to get myself a ruby. Thanks for the advice. Atramor Gibbin, Alf Gregory, Ellaria, Namyrra, and Nur are on my quest. No one has a ruby so I doubt I'll get it. Alexis I have Z-mail.
K-Nut Posted February 15, 2012 Posted February 15, 2012 Althior, Oh no I meant him, not you. Oh what a lovely name! I've always wanted to name someone Lilian. Okay I shall try to get myself a ruby. Thanks for the advice. Atramor Gibbin, Alf Gregory, Ellaria, Namyrra, and Nur are on my quest. No one has a ruby so I doubt I'll get it. Alexis Alexis, Mister Puke-Face? I'll tell Finnegan about the chicken, he'll have fun with that. Alf, I don't know much about him. I never saw Ellaria when she got back from Quest #12! How's she doing? I know Namyrra didn't want a Ruby, and Nur seems like he'd want one. That's a pretty nice team. I hope I get out of this Fort so I can get back to Heroica soon. Dinner once I get back? Althior.
Masked Builder Posted February 15, 2012 Posted February 15, 2012 Alexis, Mister Puke-Face? I'll tell Finnegan about the chicken, he'll have fun with that. Alf, I don't know much about him. I never saw Ellaria when she got back from Quest #12! How's she doing? I know Namyrra didn't want a Ruby, and Nur seems like he'd want one. That's a pretty nice team. I hope I get out of this Fort so I can get back to Heroica soon. Dinner once I get back? Althior. Althior, Uh, you've really confused me now. Ellaria's is doing okay, I'm pretty sure she is pregnant but she is unsure of who the father is. I hope she'll be okay. Of course! Dinner with you is always a treat. Alexis I've got Z-mail.
K-Nut Posted February 15, 2012 Posted February 15, 2012 Althior, Uh, you've really confused me now. Ellaria's is doing okay, I'm pretty sure she is pregnant but she is unsure of who the father is. I hope she'll be okay. Of course! Dinner with you is always a treat. Alexis I've got Z-mail. Alexis, I'll tell you once I get back. Ellaria? Pregnant? I'm pretty surprised about that. Of all the people to get pregnant, I tho-... I'm not gonna' finish that sentence. Uh oh, these elves are getting a bit impatient. I might need to go make a few grenade's after this battle... Althior.
Masked Builder Posted February 15, 2012 Posted February 15, 2012 Alexis, I'll tell you once I get back. Ellaria? Pregnant? I'm pretty surprised about that. Of all the people to get pregnant, I tho-... I'm not gonna' finish that sentence. Uh oh, these elves are getting a bit impatient. I might need to go make a few grenade's after this battle... Althior. Althior, Yes that would probably be for the best dear. I'll pretend I didn't notice. Okay but don't get yourself killed! I'll never forgive you. Alexis I have Z-mail.
Tamamono Posted February 15, 2012 Posted February 15, 2012 (edited) I will try to remember that. It's just easier with the villagers, they are color coded. Fire villagers are red and orange, and ice villagers are white; so it is easier to tell them apart. And all the types that are called "she" have at least one shade of blue. But if a person if a different color here, the odds are that they are a different species, like Orcs and humans. I am afraid I also would rather say this in person, as people might be looking at the letters before we get them. I would prefer this not be known, as the people of Eubric don't inspire that much trust. Dear De'kra Yes, I suppose things would be a bit easier if everyone was color coded by gender, but that's not the way it works around here. There are several... distinguishing features that can be used to tell apart genders here, but once again, I'd rather not talk of this over something so impersonal as a letter. Fair enough. I look forward to the next time we meet! I'm sure it will be an interesting experience for us both. Your friend, Tomas "I've got Z-mail!" he mutters and the envelope evaporates in yet another pink flame. Tomas leans back in his chair again. While he's happy that they installed this new mail system, he certainly wasn't expecting it to be a tool for De'kra to use to ask him about human anatomy! De'kra's a good friend, but it can be kind of irritating having to explain everything to him all the time. Tomas sighs another heavy sigh. He's glad that all the happy couples are out questing at the moment. Seeing them in the Hall would just make him feel worse. Edited February 15, 2012 by Tamamono
Waterbrick Down Posted February 15, 2012 Posted February 15, 2012 (edited) Skrall glanced around him noting, the rebel troops had pulled slightly back in order to reform their line and had given the heroes some breathing room while Hoke took up the sentinel position. Tensi still pursued her target, while Haldor prepared to end a rebel's life before he could regroup with his unit. Suddenly, there was a woosh in the air as pink envelopes, parchment, pens, and inkwell's began to literally rain from the heavens. Skrall was astonished to see a wizard appear right next to him and explain some new fan-dangled method of communication. Before Skrall could ask that she at least throw a fire ball or something at the rebels, the wizard was gone. Skrall took all this in and leaned against a near outcrop of stone thankful for the break from the rebel's onslaught. He scooped up Sir Poletad who had been knocked out and brought him back over to their line. He sprinkled a bit of a potion on the frog, temporarily bringing him back to conscience, but no where close to combat condition. <Yer doing fine, mate, braver than most. You just got to keep out of the way of the rebel's feet more than their blades. By the way, I've got a small favor to ask if ya feel up to it. Would ya mine pennin' a letter for me, I can't read and can barely write my own name and I figured as a frog of the Paladin order, ya might have received some trainin' in the ways and letters of the bigger races.> With that Skrall dictated a letter as Sir Poletad slowly hopped about on the parchment, ink on one foot, stamping out the required characters. Scheherazade, You must forgive my impertinence, in writing such forward of a letter, but my Party and I are in the midst of a war and well; when an Ogre goes to war and his life is in danger, especially in such a big war as this is, a lot of thoughts start going through his head. Thoughts about life, death, purpose, dreams, and even regrets. I've got to say, the day I walked into Heroica Hall, I felt like the lowest of the low, a greenskin working for the very establishment that started out persecuting his own kind. Needless to say however, it was there I met individuals of such compassion and tolerance that I felt like things were actually looking on the up and up for folks like you and me. I know this may sound rather foolish coming from an old coot like me, but I was thoroughly impressed by how you have made a life for yourself in such difficult circumstances that are generally afforded to our kind in Eubric Freeport. I know that you must lead a very busy life maintaining the hall and what not, but I wanted to write to see if you'd be interested in a quiet evening of mulled cider, if that is, I should survive this nightmare of a quest. You may call my brains feverish or my wits scattered given my present situation, but I'm sure you get to a point too when the stress of waiting on everyone's beck and call feels like fighting a battle yourself and you just wish for a break. So what do you say, nothing special just strictly platonic, a chance to take a break from the skirmishes found on both the field of war and the candle lit corners of Heroica Hall. Respectfully, Skrall the Ogre Transcribed by Sir Earl Poletad, Frog Paladin Skrall thanked Sir Poletad for his efforts, sealed the letter in one of the envelopes lying scattered around and uttered the magic phrase, "I have Z-mail". Edited February 15, 2012 by Waterbrick Down
Chromeknight Posted February 15, 2012 Posted February 15, 2012 (edited) Dear Nerwen Calmcacil, Will you share the rest of your life with me? I will protect you with my Life. Leo Aragon M. Aragon Am I to hope that this is a formal offer of Tel'Qassir? You are, I expect, prepared with all the necessities under the prescribed Bel't'Celebryon? In any case I am currently engaged in a quest and also some 500 years in the past. I am surprised that the mail finds me even here! When I return to the hall we will meet and I will examine your jaga'dha and you may see my pthon, if this pleases you. Md. Calmcacil. I have z-mail! Edited February 15, 2012 by Chromeknight
Fred Daniel Yam Posted February 15, 2012 Posted February 15, 2012 Going into a thespian mood, William pens another letter, "Hello Gurnam, I was the one you threatened to gut me a while ago. How's the Hippocampi Tear market doing these days? Your Annoyance, Harkenshire." "I've got ZMail!"
Waterbrick Down Posted February 15, 2012 Posted February 15, 2012 (edited) Hallo! You have reached the personal messaging system of Gurnam Needletooth, I'm not able to respond to yer letter at the moment, but seeing as how you've reached my personal Z-mail address, I am assuming you are interested in some of my specialized services. Thus, please leave a detailed message clearly labeled with the correct numbered heading for further clarification: For shipping and receiving of items both rare and unusual, please utilize label 1 For current long and short term loan rates, use label 2 For the quiet disposal of a certain individual, utilize label 3 For product and technical support, label 4 For the Skarkling resources department, label 5 Finally to hear this message again in Elvish, please utilize label 6 Please note that your answers will be recorded and anything said can be used against you in a court of Ennoc. Have a wonderful day, Gurnam Needletooth Edited February 15, 2012 by Waterbrick Down
Fred Daniel Yam Posted February 15, 2012 Posted February 15, 2012 (edited) "To Mr. Leo Aragon, It has come to my attention that you are in search of a soulmate yet failing miserably. Here's a few tips 1) Make sure that your target is within 2 years of your age. Our heroes aren't cougars. 2) Never ever rush the girl, you'll get rejected most of the time and you sound desperate. 3) Make sure you have an exotic accent. I.E. "What are you doing tonight" would sound better as. "Je t'aime, ma chérie, what are doinnng ze tonighhht?" 4) Don't hit on someone if they are a sword swinging, head lopping Xena. 5) Look at you, now at me, now back at you, now back at mmeeee. Sadly, you'll never look like me but if you stopped spamming ZMail and followed my tips, you can date like me. Where am I? I'm on a battlefield, fighting the people you hate. Look again, the elves are now Althior and Alexis, because anything goes when you don't fail. I'm on a horse. Best of Luck Harkenshire." "I've got ZMail!" Edited February 15, 2012 by VolcanicPanik
RPGer Posted February 15, 2012 Posted February 15, 2012 (edited) "To Mr. Leo Aragon, It has come to my attention that you are in search of a soulmate yet failing miserably. Here's a few tips 1) Make sure that your target is within 2 years of your age. Our heroes aren't cougars. 2) Never ever rush the girl, you'll get rejected most of the time and you sound desperate. 3) Make sure you have an exotic accent. I.E. "What are you doing tonight" would sound better as. "Je t'aime, ma chérie, what are doinnng ze tonighhht?" 4) Don't hit on someone if they are a sword swinging, head lopping Xena. 5) Look at you, now at me, now back at you, now back at mmeeee. Sadly, you'll never look like me but if you stopped spamming ZMail and followed my tips, you can date like me. Where am I? I'm on a battlefield, fighting the people you hate. Look again, the elves are now Althior and Alexis, because anything goes when you don't fail. I'm on a horse. Best of Luck Harkenshire." "I've got ZMail!" OCC: You may be sued by a certain Dyric Rone Oh, and Flipz, you've got competion for Cinna. IC: Dear Cinna the Dark, I have read up on your heroics in Quest 4. You were brave helping poor De'kra with his memory loss and his other troubles. Your darkness magic saved the group a lot. I hope you win all your battles and get lots of gold. Your Admirer, Durkon "I've got ZMail!" And Durkon walks off to the Arena with that. Edited February 15, 2012 by RPGer
Sandy Posted February 15, 2012 Author Posted February 15, 2012 Scheherazade, You must forgive my impertinence, in writing such forward of a letter, but my Party and I are in the midst of a war and well; when an Ogre goes to war and his life is in danger, especially in such a big war as this is, a lot of thoughts start going through his head. Thoughts about life, death, purpose, dreams, and even regrets. I've got to say, the day I walked into Heroica Hall, I felt like the lowest of the low, a greenskin working for the very establishment that started out persecuting his own kind. Needless to say however, it was there I met individuals of such compassion and tolerance that I felt like things were actually looking on the up and up for folks like you and me. I know this may sound rather foolish coming from an old coot like me, but I was thoroughly impressed by how you have made a life for yourself in such difficult circumstances that are generally afforded to our kind in Eubric Freeport. I know that you must lead a very busy life maintaining the hall and what not, but I wanted to write to see if you'd be interested in a quiet evening of mulled cider, if that is, I should survive this nightmare of a quest. You may call my brains feverish or my wits scattered given my present situation, but I'm sure you get to a point too when the stress of waiting on everyone's beck and call feels like fighting a battle yourself and you just wish for a break. So what do you say, nothing special just strictly platonic, a chance to take a break from the skirmishes found on both the field of war and the candle lit corners of Heroica Hall. Respectfully, Skrall the Ogre Transcribed by Sir Earl Poletad, Frog Paladin Skrall, Nothing would please me more than a night out with a gentleman. The gods know there has been very few of that kind of men in my life. We of the green skin have never had it easy, so we should stick together. At least you and I can meet as equals, without the stress of prejudice or the weight of the history on our shoulders. Looking forward to our get-together, ~Scheherazade
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Khorne Posted February 15, 2012 Posted February 15, 2012 You know my opinions Drake! So, it's on then? Aww, pumpkin, you're too kind . "I've got Z-mail"
Peppermint_M Posted February 15, 2012 Posted February 15, 2012 So, it's on then? Aww, pumpkin, you're too kind . "I've got Z-mail" Begon foul adventurer else feel the sharp end of my foil! I've got Z-mail
Waterbrick Down Posted February 15, 2012 Posted February 15, 2012 (edited) Skrall was sitting on the side of the battle field when a letter addressed to Jess landed near by. As Jess was currently engaged in combat with a rebel and thinking it might be important, Skrall retrieved the letter and had Sir Poletad read it to him. Okay, Jess Iszalti It has come to my attention that a certain Haldor was having a "in the bush" experiance when he was on Quest 12. He threatened to feed them Cronk. He is obviously dangerous and I reccomend you have nothing do with him. The girl gave birth to twins shortly after the Quest, both off them orcs and ogres. In Quest 6 he betrayed the Town Watch by accepting a bribe from Donny Dozenhands himself when they had him pinned in a sewer tunnel for a mere 300 gold. Is this the type of man you want? No, it is best to break up quietly and part ways: He to his girl, you to Heroica. If he reads this and comes after me then I can and shall proceed to rip him apart for dishonoring you in this way. There was no signature attached but Skrall figured that the Z-mail system must have a return address somewhere, "Must be some nosy mage, though the part about Haldor sounds fairly juicy, I'll have to talk to him about that," Skrall thought to himself. <Sir Poletad, stamp me another letter will ya.> To whom it may concern: My apologies for reading your past correspondence to a certain Ms. Iszalti, as we are in a battle currently and I thought it might be of importance to our current situation. However upon having the contents revealed to me and seeing as how they related to my friend, Haldor the Nord, I must say that your impertinence is uncalled for. I would suggest you keep your insinuating comments to yourself from this point on. Should I become aware that Haldor has been defamed by some unknown personage, I will make it my personal duty to locate the offender, flay him alive, pickle his liver, turn his eyeballs into jelly, and exact on him such retribution he would rather have met Tarok the Destroyer face to face. And believe you me, as an ogre I would be most happy and capable to enact that regime of punishment. Have a good day, Skrall the Ogre By the way, I'd take him seriously, Skrall really isn't someone you want to meet in a dark alley. Transcribed by Sir Earl Poletad, Frog Paldin Skrall chuckled to himself "I've got Z-mail" Edited February 15, 2012 by Waterbrick Down
TheBoyWonder Posted February 15, 2012 Posted February 15, 2012 Dear Durkon, You have insulted the wrong people. Valentine Zeigfreid and I are on good terms for the amount of letters I send. I know what you wrote. I want you to write another letter to this female and beg for forgiveness. Plead that what you said was lies. Failure to comply will be your downfall. I will make you my hobby. Spend sleepless nights working out how to take it all away from you. You are worrying about 40 gold, soon you will be worrying about the clothes on your back. I have killed my kinsmen, saved Tanco and slayed pongacanise. You will be like a feather, falling to the wind. Leo Aragon
LEGOman273 Posted February 15, 2012 Posted February 15, 2012 Begon foul adventurer else feel the sharp end of my foil! I've got Z-mail Which one would that be? The flat end, or the end with the ball on it? "I have Z-Mail"
Palathadric Posted February 15, 2012 Posted February 15, 2012 Which one would that be? The flat end, or the end with the ball on it? "I have Z-Mail" My friend, it is most inconsiderate to hack into other's z-mail. I've got Z-mail and... The letter was gone. Darn it!
K-Nut Posted February 15, 2012 Posted February 15, 2012 Valentine Ziegfried, You say this offer is free until the end of the month, how much would the offer actually cost though? Althior Emorith "I've got Z-mail!"
Flipz Posted February 16, 2012 Posted February 16, 2012 Valentine Ziegfried, You say this offer is free until the end of the month, how much would the offer actually cost though? Althior Emorith "I've got Z-mail!" Arthur begins to write another Z-mail, and is about to send it away, when he notices a three tiny lines on the envelope. "'Guess what spell I'...you know what, I'm not going to even finish reading that sentence. VALENTINE!" Valentine appears in a poof of smoke, obviously angry that her scheme hadn't worked. "Woman, you've already ruined my family, I am ENTITLED to--" Suddenly, a pink letter poofs into existence next to her. Arthur catches it before Valentine can even move. "--a little revenge. You don't minde me snooping, do you dearie? It wouldn't be the first time you were involved in something like that..." He reads the letter. He passes it on to Valentine, but writes his own reply to Althior. Master, Whatever it is, the cost will likely be steep. The price my fater paid for a few weeks of service turned out to be our family's standing and honor, not to mention many family secrets...including the one that makes this service possible. I would advise the greatest caution when dealing with this *****. --Your Apprentice, Arthur Arthur levitates the message in midair, and twirls his hand around it as mystic runes appear on it's surface. "I've got A-mail!" The message disappears in a poof of blue light and smoke. Valentine growls. "Oh, it's on, boy." She casts Bugsby's Expressive Single Digit before disappearing in another puff of pink smoke. OOC: Oh, I really hope this continues, it just keeps getting better...
K-Nut Posted February 16, 2012 Posted February 16, 2012 Master, Whatever it is, the cost will likely be steep. The price my fater paid for a few weeks of service turned out to be our family's standing and honor, not to mention many family secrets...including the one that makes this service possible. I would advise the greatest caution when dealing with this *****. --Your Apprentice, Arthur Arthur, Shouldn't you be reloading that catapult? Althior
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