Kadabra Posted February 16, 2012 Posted February 16, 2012 Arthur, Shouldn't you be reloading that catapult? Althior Althior, Shouldn't you be electrifying the other catapult? Arasmyth
K-Nut Posted February 16, 2012 Posted February 16, 2012 Althior, Shouldn't you be electrifying the other catapult? Arasmyth Arasmyth, Good point my friend! I hope the elves don't step on that grenade I accidentally dropped in the river. Oh wait, I forgot to pull the pin. Althior
Kadabra Posted February 16, 2012 Posted February 16, 2012 Arasmyth, Good point my friend! I hope the elves don't step on that grenade I accidentally dropped in the river. Oh wait, I forgot to pull the pin. Althior Althior, Oh noes, I hope the electrical current doesn't set it off! Arasmyth
LEGOman273 Posted February 16, 2012 Posted February 16, 2012 My friend, it is most inconsiderate to hack into other's z-mail. I've got Z-mail and... The letter was gone. Darn it! "Like you did?" "I have Z-Mail."
Jebediahs Posted February 16, 2012 Posted February 16, 2012 Gurnam Needletooth: Do you deal in the movement of exotic animals as well as rare items? - Interested Potential Customer Nur places the number one on the label. "I hope I labeled this correctly. A reply should send it back to me without me having to add my name? Hmm...I've got Z-Mail."
Palathadric Posted February 16, 2012 Posted February 16, 2012 (edited) "Like you did?" "I have Z-Mail." How did you find out? Oh, it must have been because you saw me open it. [ ] I've got Z-mail. Edited February 16, 2012 by palathadric
LEGOman273 Posted February 16, 2012 Posted February 16, 2012 How did you find out? "My first letter was not meant for you. Since you responded to it, I knew that you had hacked my Z-Mail." "I have Z-Mail."
Waterbrick Down Posted February 16, 2012 Posted February 16, 2012 (edited) Gurnam Needletooth: Do you deal in the movement of exotic animals as well as rare items? - Interested Potential Customer Nur places the number one on the label. "I hope I labeled this correctly. A reply should send it back to me without me having to add my name? Hmm...I've got Z-Mail." Interested Potential Customer, My associates and I are well acquainted with this specialized market and are prepared to extend an offer once we are informed of the specifics. There are some minor fees associated with the transaction that you should be aware of for your records, these include and/but are not limited to: Lethal Handling Fee: Extra charge should the goods be of a cryogenic, flammable, explosive, corrosive, toxic, and/or transmutable nature. Psionic and Magical Shielding Fee: Required for all items exhibiting an affinity to influence their surroundings by either mental or magical means. Delivery and Pick-up Fee: Required for all transactions necessitating the translational motion of the item by either physical or magical methods by our staff of unlicensed but highly talented individuals. In addition, you will need to provide an MSDS (Monster Safety Data Sheet) with the item, as well as all the completed necessary transfer paperwork in triplicate signed by an unnotarized official. We look forward to doing business with you, Gurnam Needletooth Edited February 16, 2012 by Waterbrick Down
TheBoyWonder Posted February 16, 2012 Posted February 16, 2012 Dear Dekra, How are you? Are you having better luck so far? Leo Aragon
Mibbiwocket Posted February 16, 2012 Posted February 16, 2012 Dear Leo, How goes the quest? Thank you again for helping me feel welcome at the Hall. I wish I had've been chosen for the quest, but then again, if I had, I would've had to put up with the monk! Olinn
TheBoyWonder Posted February 16, 2012 Posted February 16, 2012 (edited) Dear Olinn, The quest is good. Battering some Raiders while writing this. I had to shout at the monk. He is really annoying and all of us but Benji have insulted him. The Hall is a big place. When my brother arrived, his gold was stolen in seconds. When I get back, you will have a reward quite probably. A little gift as a way of saying sorry for not getting in the quest. If we succeed that is. Leo Aragon Edited February 16, 2012 by TheBoyWonder
Mibbiwocket Posted February 16, 2012 Posted February 16, 2012 Leo, A reward? Really? So I get something without actually participating - how wonderful! Thank you, I shall look forward to it. Good luck on your quest! Olinn.
Tanma Posted February 16, 2012 Posted February 16, 2012 Dear Dekra, How are you? Are you having better luck so far? Leo Aragon One of the "team" has been knocked out, and the rest of us are poisoned by a foe who currently has 95/100 health. I will probably be unable to reply if you call again, since I can't predict when and where these time freezes will occur.
TheBoyWonder Posted February 16, 2012 Posted February 16, 2012 (edited) Dear Nerwen, I rejected my culture so I do not understand all of what you said. But just understand one thing. I will do anything. I would take a blade meant for you, I would fight in an arena with my bare hands. I offer you my soulstone, and in turn my life. Leo I have Zmail Edited February 16, 2012 by TheBoyWonder
Chromeknight Posted February 16, 2012 Posted February 16, 2012 Dear Nerwen, I rejected my culture so I do not understand all of what you said. But just understand one thing. I will do anything. I would take a blade meant for you, I would fight in an arena with my bare hands. I offer you my soulstone, and in turn my life. Leo I have Zmail Leo's reply reaches Nerwen in the sepia stasis of a decaying Zeigfried spell. She is intrigued by his forthright missive and pens a reply. M.Aragorn Thank you for your earnest offering. And I am glad that you at least have your jaga'dha, though I have no intention of taking it from you. May I ask what you would like of me? Md.Calmcacil Then speaks the magic words I have Z-mail!
TheBoyWonder Posted February 16, 2012 Posted February 16, 2012 M.Aragorn Thank you for your earnest offering. And I am glad that you at least have your jaga'dha, though I have no intention of taking it from you. May I ask what you would like of me? Md.Calmcacil Then speaks the magic words I have Z-mail! Dear Nerwen, I want a family. And Love. Leo
Chromeknight Posted February 16, 2012 Posted February 16, 2012 (edited) Dear Nerwen, I want a family. And Love. Leo The prompt response bursting out of a pink puff and landing in her lap startled Nerwen. The brevity of the letter was also a surprise. Her previous contests of Tel'Qassir generally took nearly a year to arrange. The note showed the writer was young and wore his emotions close to the skin. Nerwen remembered when she was like that, and remembers the difficulties she had guiding Eldana through that phase. There was something intoxicating about such passion, and Nerwen was drawn to it. But she knew that the things he was asking for took time to flower well. With a sigh she set her quill to paper M.Aragon Both those things are things I can give, since I am still young. But they take time to flower and your note betrays an impatience. I would happily counsel you in patience and control of your passions, that you grow into a great one, who is a credit to his family. As for the rest, we shall see what blooms in time. Does this course suit you? Md.Calmcacil I have Z-mail! Edited February 16, 2012 by Chromeknight
Palathadric Posted February 16, 2012 Posted February 16, 2012 Being clinically knocked out, by himself now, Monk Pretzel has plenty of brain time to hack all Z-mail accounts. He finds one letter, though, particularly disturbing: Dear Leo, How goes the quest? Thank you again for helping me feel welcome at the Hall. I wish I had've been chosen for the quest, but then again, if I had, I would've had to put up with the monk! Olinn What? How dare they talk about another monk in this way! I did not know there was another monk in the hall. Wait a minute...on quest with Leo. What do you mean by you would have to put up with me? I've got Z-mail! Suddenly, he realizes that he has just given away, once again, that he has been hacking people's Z-mail accounts. Quickly, he sends another letter to Olinn. I hope you didn't get my first letter and if you did, don't read it. I've got Z-mail.
Masked Builder Posted February 17, 2012 Posted February 17, 2012 Alexis decided she should tell Althior that she'd gotten a Phoenix. Dear Althior, I was not able to acquire a gem from the sword, but Nur did sell me his Phoenix! Her name is Mandy and she's so cute right now. I hope you get back in time to see her while she's still little. I miss you and don't get yourself killed! Love, Alexis "I've got Z-mail," she whispers and the letter disappears.
K-Nut Posted February 17, 2012 Posted February 17, 2012 Dear Althior, I was not able to acquire a gem from the sword, but Nur did sell me his Phoenix! Her name is Mandy and she's so cute right now. I hope you get back in time to see her while she's still little. I miss you and don't get yourself killed! Love, Alexis Alexis, Wait, we have a Phoenix now? Uhmm, I'm not sure what I should say... Eh, what the hell. I got a horse, you got a phoenix. It's fair! Althior. "I've got Z-mail"
Masked Builder Posted February 17, 2012 Posted February 17, 2012 Alexis, Wait, we have a Phoenix now? Uhmm, I'm not sure what I should say... Eh, what the hell. I got a horse, you got a phoenix. It's fair! Althior. "I've got Z-mail" Althior, It is only a baby Phoenix so she's small, and Phoenixs are birds. But yes I do guess that it's fair. Alexis "I've got Z-mail."
K-Nut Posted February 17, 2012 Posted February 17, 2012 Althior, It is only a baby Phoenix so she's small, and Phoenixs are birds. But yes I do guess that it's fair. Alexis Alexis, A baby Phoenix? That's great! If you're gone by the time I get back, I hope you take her with you, or else our room will be burned to a crisp. Althior
Masked Builder Posted February 17, 2012 Posted February 17, 2012 Alexis, A baby Phoenix? That's great! If you're gone by the time I get back, I hope you take her with you, or else our room will be burned to a crisp. Althior Althior, Oh don't worry, she'll be with me all the time until she's older. I can't get over how cute she is! Alexis "I've got Z-mail."
Mibbiwocket Posted February 17, 2012 Posted February 17, 2012 (edited) Pretzel, Too late! Olinn. "I-I've got Z-Mail..?" Edited February 17, 2012 by Mibbiwocket
Palathadric Posted February 17, 2012 Posted February 17, 2012 Monk Pretzel has grown weary lying there on the battlefield, unable to pay back that vile Gnorf Raider for slicing him in the leg, when he had been so kind as to offer him a chance to leave his evil ways behind him. Now, once again, he had nothing to do. Realizing that his last BCC'ed message had not quite had the desired effect on his coffers. He decided to write a new message. How he did that while lying unconcious no one will ever really know, but having 463 or so, years of life behind him it is not altogether improbable that he had formed an invention of some sort that could write his thoughts while he was not really thinking them. Anyway, his not went like this. Dear _____ (Again he BCC'd it to all the heroes from the hall no matter where they were at the time) I am sorry that I have not been keeping in contact with you as much as you or I would have wished. There are many precious pearls of wisdom I would love to share with you, but, unfortunately, I have been rather busy on a quest for a man I do not know, but nevermind all that. You will be happy to know that I have fallen unconcious. Why would you be happy to know this sad thing? Well, obviously, the reason you would be happy is because I now have plenty of time to write to you, and, you can count on it that you will receive far more such notes from me in the future. I am delighted to be able to carry out these encouraging words to you, as I know they will lift your heart and, hopefully, your soul too. Yes, I said "your soul". Once again I am writing you for the burden of your soul has been heavy on my heart. Such a fine man person such as yourself should not be condemned to living in a cruel after life once this life is over, simply on account that I had not asked him for the minimal fee that is required to enter the better world. That is why I write to you this note. If you accept the offer I am making you, simply press "LIKE" and you will be in for a pleasant surprise*. Once you do so, you will be surprised how much lighter you feel. Not only in spirit, but also in purse, but never mind all that. Once again, I look forward to receiving you accepting reply (no other will do). Yours in FAITH, Monk Pretzel *Surprise! You just got one gold coin deducted from your account and transferred to that of the kindly, remember that, monk. Consider yourself "saved"...or whatever. With that Monk Pretzel murmured in his sleep, "I've got Z-mail and Z-banking."
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