Scouty Posted November 5, 2006 Posted November 5, 2006 Then Jane said" That is one wierd story. What Time is it... Quote
oo7 Posted November 5, 2006 Posted November 5, 2006 she thought as clicked off the TV. She lay there on the sofa for a while and then looked over to the cable box and saw it flashing --:-- over and over. Then suddenly she heard a strange rasping noise from outside the window. Quote
Athos Posted November 6, 2006 Posted November 6, 2006 As she looked out the window, the faces of George Michael, Ricardo Montalban, Flash Gordon and the Salt Vampire met her gaze. "It wasn't just a story..." said Ricardo. "It was..." Quote
Scouty Posted November 6, 2006 Posted November 6, 2006 not real story!" But Jane came to terms when she felt two pricks in her neck. Quote
WesternOutlaw Posted November 6, 2006 Author Posted November 6, 2006 as she heard a rather "midgety" voice call out, "the plane... the plane...". Quote
Scouty Posted November 6, 2006 Posted November 6, 2006 It's falling from the sky!" He repeated " The plane....the plane... Quote
Athos Posted November 6, 2006 Posted November 6, 2006 "Plain plane?" asked Jane. "Just what do you mean?" Quote
WesternOutlaw Posted November 7, 2006 Author Posted November 7, 2006 Just then, a large plane comes crashing through Jane's kitchen! In walks a short man with an all white suit and black tie. He states in a very bad French accent, "I tried to warn you madame, but you must have been asleep. Sorry about de plane, but I have come to grant you your fantasy". Quote
Athos Posted November 7, 2006 Posted November 7, 2006 "Well then," said Jane, "You'll need some candles, soft music, a bottle of nice champagne, perhaps some rose petals? Oh, and most definately a..." Quote
WesternOutlaw Posted November 7, 2006 Author Posted November 7, 2006 box of aluminum foil to... Quote
Athos Posted November 7, 2006 Posted November 7, 2006 cover the turkey, while it bakes, so it won't burn." Quote
WesternOutlaw Posted November 8, 2006 Author Posted November 8, 2006 Jane tells Tatoo: "Yes, my ultimate fantasy is to have a romantic yet traditional Thanksgiving dinner with all the trimmings: turkey, bown gravy, stuffing, yams, and some pumpkin pie. Mmmmmm! I'm just a pilgrim at heart". *wub* Quote
Athos Posted November 8, 2006 Posted November 8, 2006 "What kind of fantasy is that?" asked Tattoo. "A real fantasy would be..." Quote
oo7 Posted November 8, 2006 Posted November 8, 2006 an epic adventure like The Lord of the Rings! Quote
WesternOutlaw Posted November 9, 2006 Author Posted November 9, 2006 Jane begins speaking in Elven. "Shael saesi pyli sar" Jane says, only for Tatoo to look at her with a puzzled look. "What does that mean", he asks? Quote
Athos Posted November 9, 2006 Posted November 9, 2006 "Its ancient elvan for: 'This story is getting a bit silly,'" explained Jane. Quote
Scouty Posted November 9, 2006 Posted November 9, 2006 Tatoo, grumpily, decided he had wasted enough time on her and left. Quote
WesternOutlaw Posted November 10, 2006 Author Posted November 10, 2006 "But can't I at least have a drumstick", Jane pleads! Quote
Athos Posted November 10, 2006 Posted November 10, 2006 "No," replied Tattoo. "But here is a xylaphone hammer." Quote
WesternOutlaw Posted November 10, 2006 Author Posted November 10, 2006 "Once again, something wonderful in my life has been turned into a giant crapfest", Jane proclaims as she begins banging the coffee table with the xylaphone hammer. The tune of Ach Du Lieber Augustine can be heard outside her house as a sea plane flies away in the distance. The End Quote
Athos Posted November 10, 2006 Posted November 10, 2006 Now who is going to compile this story into a single document and illustrate it with Lego? Steve Quote
WesternOutlaw Posted November 15, 2006 Author Posted November 15, 2006 Athos: you mean you're not going to create some vignettes to illustrate the story? I was looking forward to seeing George Michael, Ricardo, and Tatoo as minifigs. Quote
Athos Posted November 20, 2006 Posted November 20, 2006 Athos: you mean you're not going to create some vignettes to illustrate the story? Gah! I was waiting for that suggestion. I don't think it will ever happen, though. I was looking forward to seeing George Michael, Ricardo, and Tatoo as minifigs. All you would need for a good Khan is Harry Potter's hair in white or tan... Kkkkkkhhhhhhhhaaaaaaannnnnnnn! *sing* Steve Quote
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