I love this Idea! It looks like it's gunna be a great game! I'd join in a second, but I've already been in a Mafia School. It'll be fun to watch, Good Luck!

~Insectoid Aristocrat

I love this Idea! It looks like it's gunna be a great game! I'd join in a second, but I've already been in a Mafia School. It'll be fun to watch, Good Luck!

~Insectoid Aristocrat

There are a few of us who have already passed Mafia School that have put our names down. Obviously we are not doing it to take the place of any newbies to Mafia but Sandy does need 16 people so it's worth putting your name down if you are interested in playing.

I have also sucked lately and could use a brush-up.

I have also sucked lately and could use a brush-up.

I want to (try to ) pwn n00bs. Is that an acceptable reason?

I want to (try to ) pwn n00bs.

There are a few of us who have already passed Mafia School that have put our names down. Obviously we are not doing it to take the place of any newbies to Mafia but Sandy does need 16 people so it's worth putting your name down if you are interested in playing.

Hey, what do I know? Obviously, the lesson here is read every page of a topic before posting in it... Or at least the 1st and the most recent 3.

I'd love to play this!

1. Why I should be in your game: If there are enough inexperienced players vying for placement, I shouldn't be, but, assuming that there are slots yet un-filled by those unfamiliar to the great game of life, there are several reasons why I would make a fine addition to the savory stew that would be your mafia game. I, like a crisp carrot, am resilient and nutritious, bound and determined to achieve my secret goal and knowledgeable in regards to rules and roles. I, like a crucial cube of bullion, am stylish and flavorful, fully capable of making bizarre similes and using spell-check. I, like the chunky potato, am appealing to all and capable of hiding my clandestine initiatives from those who are suspicious ("eat me, you won't get fat, I'm a vegetable"). If none of these traits are endearing to you, consider then, how tomato-like I am: willing to fill any category you desire: Fruit, vegetable, Scum, Townie, neutral, no win condition, NPC, I would do near anything If you picked me.

2. What is my favorite Fairy Tale: I am familiar with all of the common stories, and I must say, my favorite is that of the Little Red Riding Hood, who bravely wandered alone in the dark scary woods, only to get eaten by the big bad wolf. I am a fan of all Fairy Tales though, and how they influenced the fantasy genre. I like the Frog Prince which either started, or played upon, but definitively popularized the idea of a witch turning someone into a frog. I like Miss Muppet because it's funny. I am a huge fan of the villains of the fairy tales, regardless of story, simply because, evil is cool (Maleficent from the Sleeping Beauty is my favorite), therefor I like the dark twists of the Grimm stories.

Well, there you have it. If I'm, not chosen, this'll be one to watch, thanks for your consideration. My "about me" page has all of my Mafia history information. I haven't played in a while, but I have been in several games.

~Insectoid Aristocrat

1. Why I should be in your game: If there are enough inexperienced players vying for placement, I shouldn't be, but, assuming that there are slots yet un-filled by those unfamiliar to the great game of life, there are several reasons why I would make a fine addition to the savory stew that would be your mafia game. I, like a crisp carrot, am resilient and nutritious, bound and determined to achieve my secret goal and knowledgeable in regards to rules and roles. I, like a crucial cube of bullion, am stylish and flavorful, fully capable of making bizarre similes and using spell-check. I, like the chunky potato, am appealing to all and capable of hiding my clandestine initiatives from those who are suspicious ("eat me, you won't get fat, I'm a vegetable"). If none of these traits are endearing to you, consider then, how tomato-like I am: willing to fill any category you desire: Fruit, vegetable, Scum, Townie, neutral, no win condition, NPC, I would do near anything If you picked me.

~Insectoid Aristocrat

You do know that this is not "Vegetable Soup Mafia"?

You do know that this is not "Vegetable Soup Mafia"?

Savory stew.

I want to (try to ) pwn n00bs. Is that an acceptable reason?

Yes, certainly.

Prepare for pwnage! Pwnage of you!

Savory stew.

"Savory Stew Mafia". Even better.

I want to (try to ) pwn n00bs. Is that an acceptable reason?

No, I don't want to die!

1. I have wanted to play in a mafia game ever since joining EB. I am consistently on my computer, and probably shouldn't spend as much time on it, but I regularly check EB. I also plan on taking part in Whitefang's Scarlet Unification Mafia, so this would be perfect for some practice.

2. Personaly, I enjoyed the Stinky Cheese man and Princess and the Bowling ball fractured fairy tales. But the little gingerbread man was a fun one too!

Hope I can grab a spot, since it seems like there are more than 12 requests!

Dakar

I also plan on taking part in Whitefang's Scarlet Unification Mafia, so this would be perfect for some practice.

Not to mention, you can't play Scarlet Unification unless you pass Mafia School first.

No, I don't want to die!

I only plan to pwn n00bs*. Are you a n00b?

*Except, maybe, Flipz. I have a feeling that he would pwn me instead. But after Quest 17, I think Flipz would pwn at any game he played. Other than Realm of the Mad God.

Not to mention, you can't play Scarlet Unification unless you pass Mafia School first.

Yep! I've been in contact with Fangy about it, so this seems Perfect..

I have also sucked lately and could use a brush-up.

If you suck, what does that make me...

Hey, what do I know? Obviously, the lesson here is read every page of a topic before posting in it... Or at least the 1st and the most recent 3.

This is why I have the "number of posts per page" option on my profile maxed on my home computer.

If you suck, what does that make me...

No, no, I think he's referring to that habit of his he was never able to kick after playing Harriet the Slut in Werewolf Mafia.

1. Why should you be chosen to play this game?

Well, I'm literate, and I enjoy this type of game. I've played a few over at SSLF (a few years ago, so if you decide to look those up... I'm sorry. I promise my skills have improved a lot). And I've never been all that active on these forums, but maybe I would be if I did this! Plus I'm literate. Did I mention that? Oh, and I just took the time to finally get an avatar (all of five minutes) just for this.

2. What is your favorite fairy tale and why?

Well Tangled is the best Disney Princess movie ever, by a long shot, but I don't think that counts, hm? So Rapunzel, I guess. (Because Tangled was awesome, that's why).

Hope I can grab a spot, since it seems like there are more than 12 requests!

There are 16 spots you know...

Edited April 2, 201212 yr by JaseTJ

There are 16 spots you know...

I think we have, like, 28 signhup for those, though.

He said more than 12 or something though.

No, no, I think he's referring to that habit of his he was never able to kick after playing Harriet the Slut in Werewolf Mafia.

I do believe you are correct, sir.

1. Why should you be chosen to play this game?

Well, I'm literate, and Plus I'm literate. Did I mention I'm literate?

WARNING! Basic reading ability needed to fully enjoy this game.

WARNING! Basic reading ability needed to fully enjoy this game.

Am I not allowed to joke?

Am I not allowed to joke?

I think HIS comment was a joke.