Flipz Posted April 5, 2012 Posted April 5, 2012 *peeks out from behind bedroom door* Huh, I didn't know Cinderwaserface was a sex addict. You learn something new every day around here! *hides from Pussy in Boots and Mr. Beary nasty again. Aren't all princesses? Ahh, if the boys aren't going to help me, I better seek attention somwhere else. *grabs Pinocchio and locks herself in the bedroom with Goldilocks*
Darth Nihilus Posted April 5, 2012 Posted April 5, 2012 Aren't all princesses? Ahh, if the boys aren't going to help me, I better seek attention somwhere else. *grabs Pinocchio and locks herself in the bedroom with Goldilocks* I certainly hope not. Because then we'll have a riot on our hands, what with there only being...what? Three men? The rest are basically animals, and as most of you know, having sex with animals belongs in hard-core porn, not in a fairy tale. Not that I would mind this story becoming porn..... *narrowly escapes ramapaging sex addict Cinderella's charge for the bedroom, but finds herself locked out of the room* Uhm, the proper thing to say in this situation, I believe, would be 'Whoops'. Also, 'Damn it', maybe with an 'all' at the end, or maybe a 'God' at the beginning. Goddamn it. All.
LEGOman273 Posted April 5, 2012 Posted April 5, 2012 I certainly hope not. Because then we'll have a riot on our hands, what with there only being...what? Three men? The rest are basically animals, and as most of you know, having sex with animals belongs in hard-core porn, not in a fairy tale. Not that I would mind this story becoming porn..... *narrowly escapes ramapaging sex addict Cinderella's charge for the bedroom, but finds herself locked out of the room* Uhm, the proper thing to say in this situation, I believe, would be 'Whoops'. Also, 'Damn it', maybe with an 'all' at the end, or maybe a 'God' at the beginning. Goddamn it. All. I think that this has already become Porn.
Sandy Posted April 5, 2012 Author Posted April 5, 2012 I'm sorry, guys, but the game will start tomorrow. I just couldn't get everything prepared today, and it's too dark now to shoot any pictures in any case. Just try to stay in your pants for another day, if you can.
LEGOman273 Posted April 5, 2012 Posted April 5, 2012 Aren't all princesses? Ahh, if the boys aren't going to help me, I better seek attention somwhere else. *grabs Pinocchio and locks herself in the bedroom with Goldilocks* I'll help.
Flipz Posted April 5, 2012 Posted April 5, 2012 Just try to stay in your pants for another day, if you can. We cannot. I'll help. Yay!
Poison Ivy Posted April 5, 2012 Posted April 5, 2012 Aren't all princesses? Ahh, if the boys aren't going to help me, I better seek attention somwhere else. *grabs Pinocchio and locks herself in the bedroom with Goldilocks* Ahhhhhh! Heeeelppppppp!!! *struggles vainly against teh powah of sex addict Cinderella*
SoupOrFishOil Posted April 5, 2012 Posted April 5, 2012 (edited) I'm sorry, guys, but the game will start tomorrow. I just couldn't get everything prepared today, and it's too dark now to shoot any pictures in any case. Just try to stay in your pants for another day, if you can. I'll do my best by trying following the tragic background Mr. Bear has . Goldie, how dare you sleep in my bed! Don't you know I am was a married man mammal? Ahhhhhh! Heeeelppppppp!!! *struggles vainly against teh powah of sex addict Cinderella* Hey, have pity on the poor girl. Don't you know about her rough upbringing? It's only natural. I'll recommend my psychiatrist to her. And Cinderella, even though you're upbringing was rough, that doesn't give you an excuse to treat Pinocchio like that. Edited April 5, 2012 by Superficial Username
Palathadric Posted April 5, 2012 Posted April 5, 2012 Ahhhhhh! Heeeelppppppp!!! *struggles vainly against teh powah of sex addict Cinderella* Alladin to the rescue of the poor, hapless puppet in distress. Hmm, to what purposes can I put you...? Ahh, if the boys aren't going to help me, I better seek attention somwhere else. *grabs Pinocchio and locks herself in the bedroom with Goldilocks* I'm here for you, Cinderella. Oh...and I stole the puppet...but you can have him back...he's not really my type. Some interesting features though.
Poison Ivy Posted April 5, 2012 Posted April 5, 2012 Alladin to the rescue of the poor, hapless puppet in distress. Hmm, to what purposes can I put you...? I'm here for you, Cinderella. Oh...and I stole the puppet...but you can have him back...he's not really my type. Some interesting features though. Damn you. B**st**d.
Flipz Posted April 5, 2012 Posted April 5, 2012 Alladin to the rescue of the poor, hapless puppet in distress. Hmm, to what purposes can I put you...? I'm here for you, Cinderella. Oh...and I stole the puppet...but you can have him back...he's not really my type. Some interesting features though. Ooh, sleeveless... OK, puppet, see ya! *throws pinnochio out the window* We don't need wood, you've already got some... Hey, snowy, guess what I found?
Dakar A Posted April 5, 2012 Posted April 5, 2012 (edited) Apparently, his princess was in another castle. He bats for the other team!?! Must be in league with that pansy Lancelot. By the way, Pinnocio is not even a man! (He's a toy! ) Alladin and I are your best options, ladies, unless he's still busy with that hussy Jasmine.... (Where I come from beastiality isn't weird, it's the norm. Oh well, I guess this isn't Spain ) Edited April 5, 2012 by Dakar A
Poison Ivy Posted April 5, 2012 Posted April 5, 2012 He bats for the other team!?! Must be in league with that pansy Lancelot. By the way, Pinnocio is not even a man! (He's a toy! ) Alladin and I are your best options, ladies, unless he's still busy with that hussy Jasmine.... (Where I come from beastiality isn't weird, it's the norm. Oh well, I guess this isn't Spain ) If you're from Spain, where's your accent?! I do believe this man cat is a fraud! Miss Ella, get away from him please, he may have rabies! Decaying minds are the first sign of rabies, you know.
Flipz Posted April 5, 2012 Posted April 5, 2012 If you're from Spain, where's your accent?! I do believe this man cat is a fraud! Miss Ella, get away from him please, he may have rabies! Decaying minds are the first sign of rabies, you know. Really? I thought it was the first sign of applesauce?
Dakar A Posted April 5, 2012 Posted April 5, 2012 If you're from Spain, where's your accent?! I do believe this man cat is a fraud! Accents don't work on the internet. And I don't have rabies, I was at the vet's yesterday! I do, however, have get-freaky-fever. Reow!
JaseTJ Posted April 5, 2012 Posted April 5, 2012 Holy crap... is the actual RP just gunna be a load of sex jokes? Because I really don't care for that kind of junk.
SoupOrFishOil Posted April 5, 2012 Posted April 5, 2012 Accents don't work on the internet. And I don't have rabies, I was at the vet's yesterday! I do, however, have get-freaky-fever. Reow! I think you need to be spayed and neutered...
Brickdoctor Posted April 5, 2012 Posted April 5, 2012 Holy crap... is the actual RP just gunna be a load of sex jokes? Because I really don't care for that kind of junk. It should calm down as the game progresses and players get more focused on the actual objective of the game. Speaking from experience, right now they have nothing better to do, and having read some of the advanced games, some of the players will assume that sex-related roleplaying (no pun intended) is what everyone does in EB games.
Palathadric Posted April 5, 2012 Posted April 5, 2012 Ooh, sleeveless... OK, puppet, see ya! *throws pinnochio out the window* We don't need wood, you've already got some... Hey, snowy, guess what I found? Ahoy, Pinnochio! Telling a lie may do you really good right about now. He bats for the other team!?! Must be in league with that pansy Lancelot. By the way, Pinnocio is not even a man! (He's a toy! ) Alladin and I are your best options, ladies, unless he's still busy with that hussy Jasmine.... (Where I come from beastiality isn't weird, it's the norm. Oh well, I guess this isn't Spain ) Hey, you stay out of this, puss-in-boot the pansy! You don't want to mess with me. I have the most sought-after torso around. Not to mention ridiculously beautiful and naked arms (at this the girls go, "oooo "). You don't stand a fat chance...besides, I've got the puppet too.
Flipz Posted April 5, 2012 Posted April 5, 2012 It should calm down as the game progresses and players get more focused on the actual objective of the game. Speaking from experience, right now they have nothing better to do, and having read some of the advanced games, some of the players will assume that sex-related roleplaying (no pun intended) is what everyone does in EB games. It's not??? Ahoy, Pinnochio! Telling a lie may do you really good right about now. Hey, you stay out of this, puss-in-boot the pansy! You don't want to mess with me. I have the most sought-after torso around. Not to mention ridiculously beautiful and naked arms (at this the girls go, "oooo "). You don't stand a fat chance...besides, I've got the puppet too. Your arms...oooo
Chromeknight Posted April 5, 2012 Posted April 5, 2012 Holy crap... is the actual RP just gunna be a load of sex jokes? Because I really don't care for that kind of junk. *yawn!* I've been in bed all night. Boy, am I tired. What's up Ariel? Missing your cabin boy?
JaseTJ Posted April 5, 2012 Posted April 5, 2012 What's up Ariel? Missing your cabin boy? Nah, he was a pain... didn't listen to anything anyone told him. He's probably better off with the fish. As are the rest of any of my crews, may they RIP... Some of them...
JackJonespaw Posted April 5, 2012 Posted April 5, 2012 *yawn!* I've been in bed all night. Boy, am I tired. You're not the only one.
Darth Nihilus Posted April 5, 2012 Posted April 5, 2012 Okay. Two less men to worry about. Now, Mr. Charming, is it really true that you are on the 'other team'? If not, I might have some use for you after all......
Flipz Posted April 5, 2012 Posted April 5, 2012 Nah, he was a pain... didn't listen to anything anyone told him. He's probably better off with the fish. As are the rest of any of my crews, may they RIP... Some of them... Wait, were they ripped? Because the ripped never RIP, some witch is always ready to jump their bones. What, I'm not talking about me! I'm the LIFE of the balls, the dead are dead boring... You're not the only one. Go to hell, you two-timing...oh, classy, you've been in bed with Sleeping Beauty all day, huh? Hate to break it to ya, sister, but he's only gonna break-break your break-break your heart. Why don't you join Snow White, Aladdin, and me in the Love Shack, baby! Okay. Two less men to worry about. Now, Mr. Charming, is it really true that you are on the 'other team'? If not, I might have some use for you after all...... Oh, hon, trust me, he's NOT worth it. The puppet's less wooden than he is, and he's not a "hard" man to know, if you get my drift.
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