Mafia School: A Bedtime Story

[Dakar A]

You can just call me BBW.

You do realize that has a dirty connotation, right? And it's one I hope you don't want that particular one...

[The_Customizer]

You do realize that has a dirty connotation, right? And it's one I hope you don't want that particular one...

Oh dear, I surely didn't mean it that way. I just, well, sometimes my mouth gets ahead of my mind.

[LEGOman273]

So, does anyone know why we are all gathered here? I mean, other than to have an orgy, of course.

[JackJonespaw]

So, does anyone know why we are all gathered here? I mean, other than to have an orgy, of course.

Uh...let's not get too far ahead of ourselves. I prefer one-on-one. But that's just me.

[The_Customizer]

So, does anyone know why we are all gathered here? I mean, other than to have an orgy, of course.

Have you just recently joined the castle? For a little while now foul creatures or characters have been trying to kill those who stand for all that is good. Sadly, we don't know who they are. Someone thought it would be a good idea to vote someone to go through the looking glass, and hopefully, be able to find out who the bad guys are.

[Flipz]

So, does anyone know why we are all gathered here? I mean, other than to have an orgy, of course.

There's a reason beside the orgy?

Uh...let's not get too far ahead of ourselves. I prefer one-on-one. But that's just me.

Yeah, you would, 'cause you're boring. But there's a part of me, somewhere, deep within, that's telling me that I still love you.

I really need to kill that part.

[Dakar A]

I really need to kill that part.

I believe that's why people drink fermented grape juice. Want some?

[Flipz]

I believe that's why people drink fermented grape juice. Want some?

With pleasure!

[Donut]

So... am I an animal or a human?

If you give me your voice, I can make you into a human girl. Oh wait... I read the wrong script.

I believe that's why people drink fermented grape juice. Want some?

Sounds good, it will go well with my escargot.

[Chromeknight]

Let's see, who else has been in bed all day? (Hint: her name starts with "Sleeping" and ends with "Beauty")

Oh, alright, if I have to spell it out for you: he was busy making a "Beauty" call, if you catch my drift.

Oh, and in case anyone's wondering, "Charming" is anything but, and he and I aren't an item since he found some other "fair maiden." _{"Unfair maiden" is more like it...grumble, grumble}

Zzzzz *snort* oh, ok, I'll fess up. He was there. But I fell asleep.

After all just a little prick puts me right out like a light.

So I've since sworn off them...

Anyway. Wolfe, the story goes you ate little red riding hood? She said my what a big tongue you had. Perhaps there are other ways to have fun around here. *yawn* zzzzzz...

[JackJonespaw]

There's a reason beside the orgy?

See? This is exactly why we broke up. You never wanted - or still want - to do things my way. I mean, is just a few times to much to ask. I mean, you were in a castle, for Pete's sake!

[Palathadric]

Oh, you are a wicked, wicked witch, aren't you? Why don't you join us in the Love Shack? What is the Love Shack, you ask? Why, the Love Shack is a little old place where, we can "get together".

Yech! I don't do witches, if you get my drift. They are too evil looking. Remind me of the last one I encountered although I kind of remember it being a him.

I personally have nothing against that, after all, we animals can handle ourselves.

Speaking of taste...Aladdin, my love, where are yoooooooou?

My apologies (I'm sorry I did not catch your name, darling), I was at the mosque praying. It is Friday today, and being a devote Muslim it is to be expected. Oh, by the way, look what I brought back from the mosque. I hold up a great, golden earring.

Just as it appears as if I will give it to Cinderella, I place it on my own ear. Fashion!

Now, baby, where were we?

[Palathadric]

Wasn't this thread supposed to be out of character stuff?

[LEGOman273]

Wasn't this thread supposed to be out of character stuff?

I'm not sure. The Sandy hasn't said anything, so I think that it's fine.

[The_Customizer]

Yeah, I too was confused as to what we are supposed to do here.

[Peanuts]

Wasn't this thread supposed to be out of character stuff?

Writing in character isn't compulsory in this thread. And once the game starts, you're expected to write anything that's in-character in the game thread. But as long as you don't start playing the game here, it's usually okay to post in-character until the first Day thread is open.

Hope that helps.

[Flipz]

Writing in character isn't compulsory in this thread. And once the game starts, you're expected to write anything that's in-character in the game thread. But as long as you don't start playing the game here, it's usually okay to post in-character until the first Day thread is open.

Hope that helps.

What he said.

While I'm out of character, I want to state for the redord that everything I say in this game applies to the game only; it's all in-character. I have no problem with, for example, Jackjonespaw, Cinderella has issues with Prince Charming. Just wanted to clear that up before anyone got upset or anything.

[Palathadric]

What he said.

While I'm out of character, I want to state for the redord that everything I say in this game applies to the game only; it's all in-character. I have no problem with, for example, Jackjonespaw, Cinderella has issues with Prince Charming. Just wanted to clear that up before anyone got upset or anything.

Phew! I was worried.

So, Cindy, (Not Flipz!), you have been awfully quiet, could I interest you in, say, finding a needle in a haystack? You go first. It's nice how we've both been used to a bit of the rougher treatment. I can see things getting prickily.

[Flipz]

Phew! I was worried.

So, Cindy, (Not Flipz!), you have been awfully quiet, could I interest you in, say, finding a needle in a haystack? You go first. It's nice how we've both been used to a bit of the rougher treatment. I can see things getting prickily.

*lays on top of haystack* *reaches down* Found it! What, I'm a princess, little pricks seem to be drawn to us. *glares at Prince Charming*

Your turn!

[Palathadric]

So sorry, that's my needle you're holding, darling.

[JackJonespaw]

What he said.

While I'm out of character, I want to state for the redord that everything I say in this game applies to the game only; it's all in-character. I have no problem with, for example, Jackjonespaw, Cinderella has issues with Prince Charming. Just wanted to clear that up before anyone got upset or anything.

Out-of-Character: And I have no problem with Flipz. I really like meeting new people, although getting to know them by talking about their character's sexual desires is...interesting.

[Sandy]

Easy there, guys, the game has not even started yet.

But very soon it will, since Day One will be up within the hour.

[Alex the Great]

Woah-woah! Looks like I've been missing all the action already .

[Dakar A]

Woah-woah! Looks like I've been missing all the action already .

Yeah. The action...

[Darth Nihilus]

Just a little out-of character info: Ivy and I will be gone most of tomorrow, Sunday, and Monday, so.....We might be on like once or twice a day, but that's basically it. After that, we'll be on basically every day, almost all the time.