CMP Posted April 29, 2012 Posted April 29, 2012 Do you want to see more of my skin, gorgeous? If there's as much hair there as there is on your face, I don't think anyone would.
Zepher Posted April 29, 2012 Posted April 29, 2012 I sure am hungry. Why has everyone been talking about chicken so much? I sure could go for some of that! Or, you know, anything else that anyone wants to stuff in my mouth.
Fugazi Posted April 29, 2012 Posted April 29, 2012 If there's as much hair there as there is on your face, I don't think anyone would. Look who's talking! And don't make green faces at me, I might think your true colours are showing up!
CMP Posted April 29, 2012 Posted April 29, 2012 I sure am hungry. Why has everyone been talking about chicken so much? I sure could go for some of that! Or, you know, anything else that anyone wants to stuff in my mouth. Cock is known to have more flavor than chicken. Look who's talking! Yeah, I have facial hair, but you look like Blackbeard.
Pandora Posted April 29, 2012 Posted April 29, 2012 I'll be in the kitchen cooking up something good that will probably suck. You really should know better than to say something like that. Chances are you'll now be given something else to do.
Rick Posted April 29, 2012 Posted April 29, 2012 I'll be in the kitchen cooking up something good that will probably suck. I'll better do a kitchen inspection soon then. Come on now, no need to be shy cap'n! You can cheat with me any day! Goggles...
Cecilie Posted April 29, 2012 Posted April 29, 2012 Just because I'm a lady doesn't mean I'm a cook. Do I look like a cook? Clemence over there is the one with the apron. She looks like she'd be a better cook than I would be. Hey, I already said I ain't cooking! Although I do need something to do. I'll be in the kitchen cooking up something good that will probably suck. As long as I don't have to
MetroiD Posted April 29, 2012 Posted April 29, 2012 Although I do need something to do. I'll be in the kitchen cooking up something good that will probably suck. That's the spirit sweet Bess. I knew you wouldn't be able to resist this sixpack bod of mine! Let's get it on... What?! At least we could have some fun while we're out here...
CorneliusMurdock Posted April 29, 2012 Posted April 29, 2012 Oh, what card game are you guys playing? I'm pretty good at Go Fish. I sometimes branch out into Old Maid but that's a little out of my comfort zone. What were we talking about? I sure have a lot of memory problems. Because I'm obviously old. Oh, look a card game! Is it Go Fish? I'm pretty good at Go Fish.
Bob Posted April 29, 2012 Posted April 29, 2012 Now what do we do? All we've done is play cards, make suggestive statements about vaginas and sausages, and play bagpipes. I know it's day one but shouldn't we try and do something productive?
JimBee Posted April 30, 2012 Posted April 30, 2012 I know it's day one but shouldn't we try and do something productive? Says the girl who doesn't do her job. What do you suggest we do, lass? I for one have no clue what to do. Orders, cap'n!
Bob Posted April 30, 2012 Posted April 30, 2012 Alright, everyone get undressed. If you have green skin anywhere on your body, we should throw you overboard.
CMP Posted April 30, 2012 Posted April 30, 2012 Alright, everyone get undressed. If you have green skin anywhere on your body, we should throw you overboard. Does Clemence's mole or wart or whatever count? In the right light it looks greenish...
Shadows Posted April 30, 2012 Posted April 30, 2012 So I've got nothing helpful to add today, nor do I think that any of us do, sadly. Alright, everyone get undressed. If you have green skin anywhere on your body, we should throw you overboard. I like the way you think!
Hinckley Posted April 30, 2012 Author Posted April 30, 2012 As the day wears on, nothing productive seems to be happening. Polly stares off into the distance while Bess rolls on the ground wailing, "I don't know what my job is! How can I be on a boat if I don't know what my job is? Somebody help!" Fairon Garzi scoffs at the other passenger's activities. "Why must we always resort to potty humor when there's nothing to work on yet?" He asks, "Now I shall stick my wiener in some applesauce." You may now vote. You have 48 hours to reach a conviction. The person with the most votes will be lynched.
Shadows Posted April 30, 2012 Posted April 30, 2012 Fairon Garzi scoffs at the other passenger's activities. "Why must we always resort to potty humor when there's nothing to work on yet?" Wow, I hadn't even thought about that. Where's the potty?
Rick Posted April 30, 2012 Posted April 30, 2012 I for one have no clue what to do. Orders, cap'n! I haven't got a clue, I mean, uhm... just follow me to my cabin goggles, uhm... JP. Does Clemence's mole or wart or whatever count? In the right light it looks greenish...
MetroiD Posted April 30, 2012 Posted April 30, 2012 You really oughtta stop making green faces. It's not becoming of an airfaring captain. Or whatever it is that you're doing on this ship. Brother, where'd you get the sausage? Did Bess cook, after all?
Cecilie Posted April 30, 2012 Posted April 30, 2012 Does Clemence's mole or wart or whatever count? In the right light it looks greenish... Is that a way do describe a lady?! It's a beauty spot!
Pandora Posted April 30, 2012 Posted April 30, 2012 Where's my chicken leg? Has someone stolen it? Or did it fall overboard? I was enjoying that chicken leg. Maybe it's over theeeeereeee..... *Stares*
Dragonator Posted April 30, 2012 Posted April 30, 2012 *Stares* Stop it. ...it's not here dammit, stop it! Someone help.
Pandora Posted April 30, 2012 Posted April 30, 2012 ...it's not here dammit, stop it! You stole my chicken leg? I can't see it, so you must have secreted it about your person. Ewww, you can keep it, and may it bring you much.... pleasure. Now what am I going to eat?
MetroiD Posted April 30, 2012 Posted April 30, 2012 Now what am I going to eat? Just keep staring into the distance, I'm sure food will fly to you. Eventually.
Fugazi Posted April 30, 2012 Posted April 30, 2012 Brother, where'd you get the sausage? Did Bess cook, after all? The sausage? I'm not sure, I think it was in my trousers. You can have a bite, brothers share! Though I wish we had applesauce to go with it. Oh, and Vote: Charles Pleasance (CallMePieOrDie). I find his interest in the women among us intriguing. Were you trying to spot our Queen, by any chance? You think that's odd? I'm more concerned with how there's quite clearly 6 women on this ship, but there were no more than 2 back on the island.
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