Palathadric Posted June 23, 2012 Posted June 23, 2012 (edited) "As there are no dentists on this ship, I feel the obligation to remind you all to brush your teeth TWICE per day, once after breakfast and once after dinner... and NO eating the toothpaste!? Toby Rockford, did you hear that!? No Toby, munching on the toothbrush is absolutely unacceptable!" "Thank you for listening, you're all dawls! " (don't worry, I won't be roleplaying once Day One comes up ) If the toothpaste is not to be eaten, why put it in your mouth? I can understand the toothbrush. One chews it to strengthen one's teeth. Edited June 23, 2012 by Palathadric
Dannylonglegs Posted June 23, 2012 Posted June 23, 2012 If the toothpaste is not to be eaten, why put it in your mouth? I can understand the toothbrush. One chews it to strengthen one's teeth. Pall, I think you're using it wrong.
Palathadric Posted June 23, 2012 Posted June 23, 2012 Really? Why would they make it taste so good if it weren't for eating? And why would they make them so tough to chew, if they weren't meant to strength teeth?
KotZ Posted June 23, 2012 Posted June 23, 2012 Really? Why would they make it taste so good if it weren't for eating? And why would they make them so tough to chew, if they weren't meant to strength teeth? Like a baby teething? So that's your teeth shavings I've been finding in the hall
Tamamono Posted June 23, 2012 Posted June 23, 2012 If the toothpaste is not to be eaten, why put it in your mouth? I can understand the toothbrush. One chews it to strengthen one's teeth. Bahahaha! Someone promote this kid! Toothbrushes for strengthening teeth - very innovative! Lieutenant Wheeler, there's no need for your Four-Bean soup (or whatever that was) - serve toothbrushes instead! We'll have the strongest teeth in the galaxy!
Palathadric Posted June 23, 2012 Posted June 23, 2012 I'm assuming that on another planet/solar system/whatever, we may not be able to use weapons, for one reason or another. Strong teeth may be handy.
KotZ Posted June 23, 2012 Posted June 23, 2012 I think biting the toothpaste may wear down the teeth. And if it's hard to chew, how old is that thing? At least a year I bet. You know, the last guy I heard about with strong teeth ended up getting stuck in space with his girlfriend....
Dannylonglegs Posted June 23, 2012 Posted June 23, 2012 I think biting the toothpaste may wear down the teeth. And if it's hard to chew, how old is that thing? At least a year I bet. You know, the last guy I heard about with strong teeth ended up getting stuck in space with his girlfriend.... I believe he was refering to the toothbrush, sir. But if y'all wanna chew something, I got my hands on some fine, high-quality, imported, Cuban chewing-gum. Gum may be outlawed in three of the nations down on earth, but up here in the final frontier, there's no law against it. (And I know the law. As a security guard it's my sworn duty to protect it.)
Scubacarrot Posted June 23, 2012 Posted June 23, 2012 Bahahaha! Someone promote this kid! Toothbrushes for strengthening teeth - very innovative! Lieutenant Wheeler, there's no need for your Four-Bean soup (or whatever that was) - serve toothbrushes instead! We'll have the strongest teeth in the galaxy! Yeah, well, I just checked the supplies, and it turns out we are fresh out of toothbrushes.
Dannylonglegs Posted June 23, 2012 Posted June 23, 2012 Yeah, well, I just checked the supplies, and it turns out we are fresh out of toothbrushes. Hmmm. Well that might be a problem. I don't have enough gum to make up for a lack of toothbrushes. And this stuff is expensive! It's meant for special occasions, like lift off, or finding a new planet!
KotZ Posted June 23, 2012 Posted June 23, 2012 I believe he was refering to the toothbrush, sir. But if y'all wanna chew something, I got my hands on some fine, high-quality, imported, Cuban chewing-gum. Gum may be outlawed in three of the nations down on earth, but up here in the final frontier, there's no law against it. (And I know the law. As a security guard it's my sworn duty to protect it.) Oh I see now. Thanks for the correction.
Flare Posted June 23, 2012 Posted June 23, 2012 Yeah, well, I just checked the supplies, and it turns out we are fresh out of toothbrushes. I've got a couple extra ones in my office - they come in bright pink and baby blue. I already gave one to Ensign Rockford. Who else wants one?
Scubacarrot Posted June 23, 2012 Posted June 23, 2012 I've got a couple extra ones in my office - they come in bright pink and baby blue. I already gave one to Ensign Rockford. Who else wants one? Yeah about those... I used those trying to make some explosives earlier... sorry about that.
KotZ Posted June 23, 2012 Posted June 23, 2012 Yeah about those... I used those trying to make some explosives earlier... sorry about that. So that's what those dark smudges on the ground were! I had a difficult time scraping those off! I had to use the Power-ray Washer 6000.1 on that, and I use those on the outside of the ship when we're at port!
Dannylonglegs Posted June 23, 2012 Posted June 23, 2012 Yeah about those... I used those trying to make some explosives earlier... sorry about that. Ah, I see someone else values freedom! While homemade Explosives are outlawed in all but two nations southside (and punishable by death or re-indoctrination), I see the ancient art of arsony is still in good practice up here.
Scubacarrot Posted June 23, 2012 Posted June 23, 2012 Ah, I see someone else values freedom! While homemade Explosives are outlawed in all but two nations southside (and punishable by death or re-indoctrination), I see the ancient art of arsony is still in good practice up here. Hey! I'll have you know, that as a professional Chemist, I have an Explosives-License!
Dakar A Posted June 23, 2012 Posted June 23, 2012 You guys, I'm sorry about the toothbrush shortages, I used all of them and a small reactor to build a working Babbage engine. If you want to see it, come on down to deck B-7!
Peanuts Posted June 23, 2012 Posted June 23, 2012 Yeah about those... I used those trying to make some explosives earlier... sorry about that. I just want to have you know, while you are making explosives, that self-made explosives are strictly forbidden anywhere near the engines. Or, as the manual puts it: §537 - The handling of explosives in the engine rooms: (1) Self-made explosives are stricly forbidden anywhere near the engines. Just so you don't forget it. I just want to have you know, while you are making explosives, that self-made explosives are strictly forbidden anywhere near the engines. Or, as the manual puts it: Just so you don't forget it. Wait a second, does the "§"-sign even exist in English? If not, it's a foreign manual
Bob Posted June 23, 2012 Author Posted June 23, 2012 Oops. Could a moderator/admin add "Excalibur" - Day One into the topic title? Anyway, it's up.
Dannylonglegs Posted June 23, 2012 Posted June 23, 2012 Oops. Could a moderator/admin add "Excalibur" - Day One into the topic title? Anyway, it's up. Day one is up?! It must be my birthday! Oh, wait. It is! ~Insectoid Aristocrat
LEGOman273 Posted June 24, 2012 Posted June 24, 2012 What does OMGUS and WIFOM mean by the way? OMGUS WIFOM
Scubacarrot Posted June 25, 2012 Posted June 25, 2012 No offense or anything, but what was the thought of making the avatar pictures 106 pixels by 106 pixels, it messes up my signature, and i'm too lazy to fix it .
Scubacarrot Posted June 25, 2012 Posted June 25, 2012 Mine's 100x100... Now that you put it in your avatar thing, yes, but the original pictures are 106x106.
Brickdoctor Posted June 25, 2012 Posted June 25, 2012 11. I hate taking avatar photos, so don't make fun of me or I'll cry.
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