Khorne Posted August 20, 2012 Posted August 20, 2012 "The odds have changed. Where are your powers now, demi-god?" Eric spat, eyeing Odzaph arrogantly. In a flash, the Nord continued to strike. Eric attacks from the front row. Battle Order: Eric Eric Erdathcath Pretzel Quote
The_Customizer Posted August 21, 2012 Posted August 21, 2012 OOC: I am going to have very limited internet over the next 5 days, I will post when I can. Quote
Palathadric Posted August 21, 2012 Posted August 21, 2012 I tap my fingers impatiently, waiting for the madman to come and strike me. It doesn't seem right to hit the fool while he his in sucha drunken, demented state, yet not really hitting anyone. "Stop flailing your arms about and try to actually hit someone this time around." I coach him, somewhat furiously. Quote
Flare Posted August 22, 2012 Author Posted August 22, 2012 (edited) Results of Round Eleven: Eric vs. Odzaph - Damage Eric vs. Odzaph - Hit >Erdathcath vs. Odzaph - Shield: Roots of Life >Pretzel vs. Odzaph - Critical Hit Eric is hit by the demigod and receives 10 damage, but then turns around and smacks Odzaph causing 122 damage! Erdathcath then performs a shield and restores health to the whole party and also removes the "weakened" effect from Pretzel. With this new-found strength, Pretzel performs a critical hit on the demigod, striking him with 27 damage. Odzaph loses another 10 health because he is badly poisoned. The demigod is close to defeat. Enemy: Odzaph the Semi-Mad Demi-God *badly poisoned* Level 18 Humanoid Health: 302/1764 Special: Lunatical ranting - The insane blabbering causes the Weakened effect on the target for the next 3 turns. Drops: 84 gold, 1 soma Party: Eric, Level 20 2/3 Raider *party leader* *encouraged* Power: 33 66 Health: 36/36 Gold: 859 Inventory: Godricsleif (WP: 13; Ice-elemental; Darkness-elemental), Sticky Gloves (+50% income from Mugging), Boots of Evasion (Wearer takes half damage in front row), Drengazuli Grom'az (WP:6; Twin Axe Attacks two enemies in one turn, Lightning-elemental); 2x Diseased Silverfish Wings (WP:8 + Cursed throwing dagger); 6x Silverfish Wings (WP:8 throwing dagger); Fire bomb; Lightning bomb; Venom; Mead (10x); Grand Potion (13x); Smelling Salts (5x); Garnet; Scroll of Sleep Monk Pretzel, Level 11 Cleric Power: 16 Defense: 5 Health: 19/19 Ether: 19/19 Gold: 72 Inventory: Cross (Nimbus Broomstick; Ranged; WP: 5), Tricorn (Artifact; SP:3), Ethereal Cloak (Artifact; SP:2, Max Ether +4), Grand Potion (2), Potion (2), Tonic, Grand Tonic (2), Remedy (3), Phoenix Essence, Smoke Bomb, Holy Bomb, Commerz Cannonball, Scroll of Sealing, Shovel, Bedroll, Magnifying Glass Erdathcath Madilinas, Level 16.5 Druid Power: 26 Health: 31/31 Ether: 17/17 Gold: 253 Inventory: Tritech Handcannon (WP:10), Longbow (WP:7), Quick bow (WP: 6, Suitable to rangers, provides hastened effect for one round each battle), Helmet (+1 max. health), Snake Eye Charm (protects from petrify), 6 Potions, 2 Grand Potions, 3 Mead, 2 Smelling Salts, 1 Nostrums, 12 Venoms, Deadly Venom, 2 Floral Bombs, 2 Ice Bombs, 2 Lightning Bombs, 2 Fire Bombs, 3 Smoke Bombs, 2 Water Bombs, 2 Holy Bomb, Bone, skeleton decoy, Bedroll, Shovel, Pickaxe, Telescope, Saber teeth, Scroll of Weakening, Ruby. Results of Round Twelve: Eric vs. Odzaph - Hit Eric vs. Odzaph - Steal >Erdathcath vs. Odzaph - Aim >Pretzel vs. Odzaph - Shield: Miracle Eric slams his weapon into Odzaph's body with 122 damage, and then steals 30 gold from him. Erdy aims at Odzaph and causes 10 damage. Pretzel prays for yet another miracle, which was granted even though it was a complete waste of his turn, because everyone is already at full health. Nice one, Pretzel! And the demigod of course loses another 10 health because he is badly poisoned... Enemy: Odzaph the Semi-Mad Demi-God *badly poisoned* Level 18 Humanoid Health: 160/1764 Special: Lunatical ranting - The insane blabbering causes the Weakened effect on the target for the next 3 turns. Drops: 84 gold, 1 soma Party: Eric, Level 20 2/3 Raider *party leader* *encouraged* Power: 33 66 Health: 36/36 Gold: 889 Inventory: Godricsleif (WP: 13; Ice-elemental; Darkness-elemental), Sticky Gloves (+50% income from Mugging), Boots of Evasion (Wearer takes half damage in front row), Drengazuli Grom'az (WP:6; Twin Axe Attacks two enemies in one turn, Lightning-elemental); 2x Diseased Silverfish Wings (WP:8 + Cursed throwing dagger); 6x Silverfish Wings (WP:8 throwing dagger); Fire bomb; Lightning bomb; Venom; Mead (10x); Grand Potion (13x); Smelling Salts (5x); Garnet; Scroll of Sleep Monk Pretzel, Level 11 Cleric Power: 16 Defense: 5 Health: 19/19 Ether: 19/19 Gold: 72 Inventory: Cross (Nimbus Broomstick; Ranged; WP: 5), Tricorn (Artifact; SP:3), Ethereal Cloak (Artifact; SP:2, Max Ether +4), Grand Potion (2), Potion (2), Tonic, Grand Tonic (2), Remedy (3), Phoenix Essence, Smoke Bomb, Holy Bomb, Commerz Cannonball, Scroll of Sealing, Shovel, Bedroll, Magnifying Glass Erdathcath Madilinas, Level 16.5 Druid Power: 26 Health: 31/31 Ether: 17/17 Gold: 253 Inventory: Tritech Handcannon (WP:10), Longbow (WP:7), Quick bow (WP: 6, Suitable to rangers, provides hastened effect for one round each battle), Helmet (+1 max. health), Snake Eye Charm (protects from petrify), 6 Potions, 2 Grand Potions, 3 Mead, 2 Smelling Salts, 1 Nostrums, 12 Venoms, Deadly Venom, 2 Floral Bombs, 2 Ice Bombs, 2 Lightning Bombs, 2 Fire Bombs, 3 Smoke Bombs, 2 Water Bombs, 2 Holy Bomb, Bone, skeleton decoy, Bedroll, Shovel, Pickaxe, Telescope, Saber teeth, Scroll of Weakening, Ruby. Results of Round Thirteen: Eric vs. Odzaph - Shield: Ravage Eric vs. Odzaph - Hit >Erdathcath vs. Odzaph >Pretzel vs. Odzaph Eric decides to go for the kill, and hits Odzaph with 122 damage and steals 183 gold, and then hits the demigod one more time with a blow of 122 damage. Odzaph has been defeated! Party leader, please choose how the spoils will be divided: 1 Soma 84 gold Party: Eric, Level 21 Raider *party leader* Power: 34 Health: 37/37 Gold: 1072 Equipment: Godricsleif (WP: 13; Ice-elemental; Darkness-elemental), Sticky Gloves (+50% income from Mugging), Boots of Evasion (Wearer takes half damage in front row) Inventory: Drengazuli Grom'az (WP:6; Twin Axe Attacks two enemies in one turn, Lightning-elemental); 2x Diseased Silverfish Wings (WP:8 + Cursed throwing dagger); 6x Silverfish Wings (WP:8 throwing dagger); Fire bomb; Lightning bomb; Venom; Mead (10x); Grand Potion (13x); Smelling Salts (5x); Garnet; Scroll of Sleep Monk Pretzel, Level 11.5 Cleric Power: 16 Defense: 5 Health: 19/19 Ether: 19/19 Gold: 72 Equipment: Cross (Nimbus Broomstick; Ranged; WP: 5), Tricorn (Artifact; SP:3), Ethereal Cloak (Artifact; SP:2, Max Ether +4) Inventory: Grand Potion (2), Potion (2), Tonic, Grand Tonic (2), Remedy (3), Phoenix Essence, Smoke Bomb, Holy Bomb, Commerz Cannonball, Scroll of Sealing, Shovel, Bedroll, Magnifying Glass Erdathcath Madilinas, Level 17 Druid Power: 27 Health: 32/32 Ether: 18/18 Gold: 253 Equipment: Tritech Handcannon (WP:10), Helmet (+1 max. health), Snake Eye Charm (protects from petrify) Inventory: Longbow (WP:7), Quick bow (WP: 6, Suitable to rangers, provides hastened effect for one round each battle), 6 Potions, 2 Grand Potions, 3 Mead, 2 Smelling Salts, 1 Nostrums, 12 Venoms, Deadly Venom, 2 Floral Bombs, 2 Ice Bombs, 2 Lightning Bombs, 2 Fire Bombs, 3 Smoke Bombs, 2 Water Bombs, 2 Holy Bomb, Bone, skeleton decoy, Bedroll, Shovel, Pickaxe, Telescope, Saber teeth, Scroll of Weakening, Ruby. Edited August 22, 2012 by Flare Quote
Palathadric Posted August 22, 2012 Posted August 22, 2012 "I love it when we can all be perfectly healthy at the end of a battle and yet not feel depleted of resources in any way, if you know what I mean. Eric may not understand, but surely you, Elf, would." Quote
Khorne Posted August 22, 2012 Posted August 22, 2012 We all gain one level . Eric spat on the corpse of Odzaph. "We took down a 'demi-god' and it only took us 12 rounds to do so." As he divided the loot, Eric said "let's continue our way to the doctor." Division of loot: Pretzel: Soma + 28 gold Erdathcath: 56 gold Quote
Flare Posted August 22, 2012 Author Posted August 22, 2012 Party: Eric, Level 21 Raider *party leader* Power: 34 Health: 37/37 Gold: 1072 Equipment: Godricsleif (WP: 13; Ice-elemental; Darkness-elemental), Sticky Gloves (+50% income from Mugging), Boots of Evasion (Wearer takes half damage in front row) Inventory: Drengazuli Grom'az (WP:6; Twin Axe Attacks two enemies in one turn, Lightning-elemental); 2x Diseased Silverfish Wings (WP:8 + Cursed throwing dagger); 6x Silverfish Wings (WP:8 throwing dagger); Fire bomb; Lightning bomb; Venom; Mead (10x); Grand Potion (13x); Smelling Salts (5x); Garnet; Scroll of Sleep Monk Pretzel, Level 11.5 Cleric Power: 16 Defense: 5 Health: 19/19 Ether: 19/19 Gold: 100 Equipment: Cross (Nimbus Broomstick; Ranged; WP: 5), Tricorn (Artifact; SP:3), Ethereal Cloak (Artifact; SP:2, Max Ether +4) Inventory: Grand Potion (2), Potion (2), Tonic, Grand Tonic (2), Remedy (3), Soma, Phoenix Essence, Smoke Bomb, Holy Bomb, Commerz Cannonball, Scroll of Sealing, Shovel, Bedroll, Magnifying Glass Erdathcath Madilinas, Level 17 Druid Power: 27 Health: 32/32 Ether: 18/18 Gold: 309 Equipment: Tritech Handcannon (WP:10), Helmet (+1 max. health), Snake Eye Charm (protects from petrify) Inventory: Longbow (WP:7), Quick bow (WP: 6, Suitable to rangers, provides hastened effect for one round each battle), 6 Potions, 2 Grand Potions, 3 Mead, 2 Smelling Salts, 1 Nostrums, 12 Venoms, Deadly Venom, 2 Floral Bombs, 2 Ice Bombs, 2 Lightning Bombs, 2 Fire Bombs, 3 Smoke Bombs, 2 Water Bombs, 2 Holy Bomb, Bone, skeleton decoy, Bedroll, Shovel, Pickaxe, Telescope, Saber teeth, Scroll of Weakening, Ruby. Eric spat on the corpse of Odzaph. "We took down a 'demi-god' and it only took us 12 rounds to do so." As he divided the loot, Eric said "let's continue our way to the doctor." It is still early in the morning, around 4am. There is still time to rest. Eugene is still shaking in his magic lamp. Quote
Palathadric Posted August 22, 2012 Posted August 22, 2012 Eugene is still shaking in his magic lamp. "What a wimp!" I mutter. I lay back down, eyes unclosed. "Thanks for this...whatever it is." Quote
The_Customizer Posted August 22, 2012 Posted August 22, 2012 Well, you can't really blame Eugene, he probably doesn't normally have to deal with difficulties of this kind. Perhaps we can convince him to give us a wish now. Just for saving his rear. Quote
Flare Posted August 22, 2012 Author Posted August 22, 2012 The party lays down and sleeps for the rest of the night. In the morning they wake up, and look around. Nothing was much different then how it was when they finished the battle, Odzaph's dead body was still laying in the middle of the path, but Eugene's magic lamp has stopped shaking. What does the party wish do to do? Quote
The_Customizer Posted August 22, 2012 Posted August 22, 2012 Perhaps we should remove the body, and wake up Eugene, so we can continue on our quest! Quote
Palathadric Posted August 22, 2012 Posted August 22, 2012 Perhaps we should remove the body, and wake up Eugene, so we can continue on our quest! I thought Eric, would have done so! Young men these days! I dig a grave for the maniac with my shovel, while searching for any gold in the soil. Quote
The_Customizer Posted August 22, 2012 Posted August 22, 2012 Agreed, I shall search the ground with my shovel as well. Just in case there happens to be a few leftover gold that Eric or the demi-god dropped. Quote
Flare Posted August 23, 2012 Author Posted August 23, 2012 I thought Eric, would have done so! Young men these days! I dig a grave for the maniac with my shovel, while searching for any gold in the soil. Agreed, I shall search the ground with my shovel as well. Just in case there happens to be a few leftover gold that Eric or the demi-god dropped. Two heroes bravely dig where no man has dug before. And they each find one gold! The demi-god has been buried. It appears that Eric is still resting. If there is anything else that the heroes want to do before Eric gets up, this would be the time. Party: Eric, Level 21 Raider *party leader* Power: 34 Health: 37/37 Gold: 1072 Equipment: Godricsleif (WP: 13; Ice-elemental; Darkness-elemental), Sticky Gloves (+50% income from Mugging), Boots of Evasion (Wearer takes half damage in front row) Inventory: Drengazuli Grom'az (WP:6; Twin Axe Attacks two enemies in one turn, Lightning-elemental); 2x Diseased Silverfish Wings (WP:8 + Cursed throwing dagger); 6x Silverfish Wings (WP:8 throwing dagger); Fire bomb; Lightning bomb; Venom; Mead (10x); Grand Potion (13x); Smelling Salts (5x); Garnet; Scroll of Sleep Monk Pretzel, Level 11.5 Cleric Power: 16 Defense: 5 Health: 19/19 Ether: 19/19 Gold: 101 Equipment: Cross (Nimbus Broomstick; Ranged; WP: 5), Tricorn (Artifact; SP:3), Ethereal Cloak (Artifact; SP:2, Max Ether +4) Inventory: Grand Potion (2), Potion (2), Tonic, Grand Tonic (2), Remedy (3), Soma, Phoenix Essence, Smoke Bomb, Holy Bomb, Commerz Cannonball, Scroll of Sealing, Shovel, Bedroll, Magnifying Glass Erdathcath Madilinas, Level 17 Druid Power: 27 Health: 32/32 Ether: 18/18 Gold: 310 Equipment: Tritech Handcannon (WP:10), Helmet (+1 max. health), Snake Eye Charm (protects from petrify) Inventory: Longbow (WP:7), Quick bow (WP: 6, Suitable to rangers, provides hastened effect for one round each battle), 6 Potions, 2 Grand Potions, 3 Mead, 2 Smelling Salts, 1 Nostrums, 12 Venoms, Deadly Venom, 2 Floral Bombs, 2 Ice Bombs, 2 Lightning Bombs, 2 Fire Bombs, 3 Smoke Bombs, 2 Water Bombs, 2 Holy Bomb, Bone, skeleton decoy, Bedroll, Shovel, Pickaxe, Telescope, Saber teeth, Scroll of Weakening, Ruby. Quote
Khorne Posted August 23, 2012 Posted August 23, 2012 (edited) Perhaps we should remove the body, and wake up Eugene, so we can continue on our quest! I thought Eric, would have done so! Young men these days! I dig a grave for the maniac with my shovel, while searching for any gold in the soil. "You want me to remove remove the body?" Eric grinned, "I can do that." He cracked his neck a little and took out his mighty Dwarven axe, Grom. He squatted down next to the body and like a butcher he started chopping away at the body, cutting it into little pieces. It took him an hour of hard, intense labour, but the brutal Nord got the job done. He had cut Odzaph's body to tiny pieces. There were blood splatters all over his clothes and face. Eric stood back up, an aura of pride surging forward from his gestures and complexion. "He's gone now, food for the carrion birds" Eric wakes up and notices Erdathcath and Pretzel digging. "So, what are you looking for?" I had mistaken Pretzel dig post. I thought he was digging for treasure instead of digging a grave . Edited August 23, 2012 by Khorne Quote
Flare Posted August 23, 2012 Author Posted August 23, 2012 "You want me to remove remove the body?" Eric grinned, "I can do that." He cracked his neck a little and took out his mighty Dwarven axe, Grom. He squatted down next to the body and like a butcher he started chopping away at the body, cutting it into little pieces. It took him an hour of hard, intense labour, but the brutal Nord got the job done. He had cut Odzaph's body to tiny pieces. There were blood splatters all over his clothes and face. Eric stood back up, an aura of pride surging forward from his gestures and complexion. "He's gone now, food for the carrion birds" Um, what? He's already buried. Quote
Flare Posted August 23, 2012 Author Posted August 23, 2012 Party leader, please decide what the group will do now. Quote
Khorne Posted August 23, 2012 Posted August 23, 2012 "Let's wake up the genie and get going already" Eric grunted. He stretched and yawned, waiting for the genie to bring them to their destination. Quote
Flare Posted August 23, 2012 Author Posted August 23, 2012 A little bit of blue smoke wisps out of the magic lamp, and you hear a timid voice: "Is... is... he-he go-gone... ye-ye-yet???" Quote
Khorne Posted August 23, 2012 Posted August 23, 2012 "Yep, dead and buried. Now can we get going? Besides, what are you even afraid of, aren't genies supposed to be immortal?" Quote
Flare Posted August 23, 2012 Author Posted August 23, 2012 "Yep, dead and buried. Now can we get going? Besides, what are you even afraid of, aren't genies supposed to be immortal?" Eugene comes slowly out of his magic lamp. " Please don't be angry at me!!!! Its not my fault that I'm so scared of violence!!!! " Quote
The_Customizer Posted August 23, 2012 Posted August 23, 2012 Eugene comes slowly out of his magic lamp. " Please don't be angry at me!!!! Its not my fault that I'm so scared of violence!!!! " It's ok, I understand. Though we should continue on now. I feel great after defeating a powerful warrior, and finding a piece of gold in the ground, let's get a move on it! Quote
Palathadric Posted August 23, 2012 Posted August 23, 2012 " Please don't be angry at me!!!! Its not my fault that I'm so scared of violence!!!! " "At least we know a good way of making you go away," I snort. I mount my cross in preparation for today's flight...this is, of course, after contentedly munching on a pretzel. Quote
Flare Posted August 24, 2012 Author Posted August 24, 2012 "OK... OK... then... lets go!" Suddenly Eugene grabs Erdy's hand, who then grabs Eric, who then grabs the unsuspecting and probably unwilling Monk Pretzel. They zoom off, again, towards Dr. Bart Trice's lonely abode. As the heroes are traveling at such a great speed, it is hard to pay attention to the surrounding details, but they notice that the elevation is rising and that things are getting rockier. They must be heading towards Mount Ulysses, one of the tallest mountains in island of Uland. They slow down and stop, after traveling for about five hours, thirty two minutes, and forty one seconds. "Well well well! We've finally made it! Shall I go up and inform Dr. Trice that you have arrived?" Quote
The_Customizer Posted August 24, 2012 Posted August 24, 2012 Absolutely, let him know of our arrival! Meanwhile, I'll just dig in the ground for gold with my shovel. Quote
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