Tamamono Posted August 21, 2012 Posted August 21, 2012 Why do you keep calling people priests? Because that cat and that dog are dressed in the brown robes of the priest. Duh.
Eskallon Posted August 21, 2012 Posted August 21, 2012 Hahaha, finally the mayor of this town is gone, and I am free to launch my campaign without being countered! So no megablocks, two choices for day 1: Vote randomly or Vote for someone on a little scrap of evidence So lets get looking for that little scrap of evidence! Im'a gonna go roll in some mud to calm myself down and get my thinking cap on!
iamded Posted August 21, 2012 Posted August 21, 2012 Aw shoot, two of our beloved acquaintances have been taken from us. Poor Gabby, that crazy kid. And Benji... who will go around sniffing butts now... *Smells Horace Horse's behind friendly* Oh, well then. Hi Baxter. Why don't you use that nose to sniff out some mushrooms or something? Horace, what did I tell you about shrooms? Um, that they're delicious and, like, totally good for you. A cheater and a shroom-eater. Lazlo's a shroom eater!? Why doesn't he share? I share. Anyone want some mushrooms? They're tasty! Mmm. Now, we have to do this whole messy lynch business again... I think I'll take some time to recall what we did last time this came around, and see if that can help...
Professor Flitwick Posted August 21, 2012 Posted August 21, 2012 5 people missing? What if they've been ea- Fish? I love fish. I read about a man who married a fish once. Is that why you all want fish? To marry them? You're not eating them are you? Good, that would be murder. I am curious as to why the statue seems to be missing it's head though, unless we're dealing with cultists and vandels at the same time. Maybe he's been eaten? Oh no! I don't want to be eaten! How are we suppose to lynch anyone anyway? I hope theres not another of those beasts. That was unpleasant. Casey, I caught you some fresh fish early this morning but you never came to my dock. Maybe we'll have to eat them. I bet that'll be how you all disguise eating me. "It's all part of the lynch Mandy, now get in the oven!" Vote randomly You're so hungry from anthropomorphic flesh, you don't care whose it is!
Bob Posted August 21, 2012 Posted August 21, 2012 This reminds me of this one time, when I was adventuring in the Alps. Our guide, a deaf blind mute, was attempting to lead us through the mountains to my friend's chateau for a lovely weekend. Wait, this has nothing to do with that. I'm sure regardless we're going to have to make the dreaded first day lynch and then see what we pick up from there. Unless someone fucks up. I'd like that. One time, someone accidentally hit the "blow-up the engines button" on the Excalibur Simulator. It's a good thing that the mission ended before hand. Hi, I'm Bristol Bunny.
Darkdragon Posted August 21, 2012 Posted August 21, 2012 *kicks Petey* You're repeating yourself. And stay out of our house, you ... bird, it's bad luck you know... What the hell? Why would you kick me to stop that dumb parrot from squawking? Maybe we'll have to eat them. I bet that'll be how you all disguise eating me. "It's all part of the lynch Mandy, now get in the oven!" Why would you say we have to eat them? Last time the beast ate us, but why would we eat each other? That is just crazy. Speaking of crazy, don't you know your own name, Mindy?
Masked Builder Posted August 21, 2012 Posted August 21, 2012 This is crazy! Lynching our dear neighbors seems wrong, but I will help where I have to.
Cecilie Posted August 21, 2012 Posted August 21, 2012 Good to see our brave mayor think of our friends in Summer Brook, hopefull they can avoid such a tragedy to fall upon them as well. This reminds me of the story of the brave tortoise that ran far far to the neigbouring city to warn them about a bunny invasion, only to die as he got there. I hope our dear mayor Lazlo won't fall upon such a fate!
CorneliusMurdock Posted August 21, 2012 Posted August 21, 2012 I love Harriet Slutter books! Aren't they great?! I hear that in the next one, Harriet Slutter and the Poisoner of Pepsican, Professor DumbleYork dies. I certainly hope the rumor is true. She always talks cryptically and is never around when Harriet needs her. Edgar, we certainly can give away fish at my shop. We'll give them away free with the purchase of any angry mob supplies. Might as well make the most of things.
Scouty Posted August 21, 2012 Posted August 21, 2012 Aren't they great?! I hear that in the next one, Harriet Slutter and the Poisoner of Pepsican, Professor DumbleYork dies. I certainly hope the rumor is true. She always talks cryptically and is never around when Harriet needs her. That's a rumor I certainly hope is true! Edgar, we certainly can give away fish at my shop. We'll give them away free with the purchase of any angry mob supplies. Might as well make the most of things. Casey walks in to purchase lots of mob supplies Where's the fish!? Whelp looks like we've got our Day Two lynch lined up. A cheater and a shroom-eater. He's just trying to help our neighboring village, sounds hardly like a good idea to lynch somebody who's helping fellow anthropomorphic animals. Though, maybe he's just fooling us and going to Summer Brook to start up another evil faction and start killing fluffy animals there I sure hope not Wait, this has nothing to do with that. I'm sure regardless we're going to have to make the dreaded first day lynch and then see what we pick up from there. Unless someone fucks up. I'd like that. One time, someone accidentally hit the "blow-up the engines button" on the Excalibur Simulator. It's a good thing that the mission ended before hand. Engines? Simulator? I don't think we have those, we're just a fluffy-wuvvy village of anthropomorphic, adorable animals . Are you some bunny alien who's come from outer space ? Are you like some neutral role cop or something?
Darkdragon Posted August 21, 2012 Posted August 21, 2012 Whelp looks like we've got our Day Two lynch lined up. A cheater and a shroom-eater. Why would you say this? Do you think that just because he couldn't be here today we should lynch him tomorrow? That seems very presumptuous of you and possibly even downright evil.
Professor Flitwick Posted August 21, 2012 Posted August 21, 2012 Why would you say we have to eat them? Last time the beast ate us, but why would we eat each other? That is just crazy. Speaking of crazy, don't you know your own name, Mindy? How the hell am I supposed to know why you all want to eat this adorable rodent? Aren't they great?! I hear that in the next one, Harriet Slutter and the Poisoner of Pepsican, Professor DumbleYork dies. I certainly hope the rumor is true. She always talks cryptically and is never around when Harriet needs her. First you all plot to eat me, then you spoil the next Harriet Slutter book? Meanie! Oh well, I never really cared for his character. I sure hope Professor Fuckwit lives though. Why would you say this? Do you think that just because he couldn't be here today we should lynch him tomorrow? That seems very presumptuous of you and possibly even downright evil. Maybe he really loves the taste of Lions...
CorneliusMurdock Posted August 21, 2012 Posted August 21, 2012 First you all plot to eat me, then you spoil the next Harriet Slutter book? Meanie! Oh well, I never really cared for his character. I sure hope Professor Fuckwit lives though. Sorry, I thought everyone read the fan sites. DumbleYork's a cross-dresser?! And you yelled at me for spoiling things. I'm sure Fuckwit will be okay. Probably just get his ear blown off. He wasn't using it anyway.
Sandy Posted August 21, 2012 Posted August 21, 2012 Alright now, calm down everyone! As the first lady of this village, I will make sure everything is alright during my husbands absence... Wait! Did I leave the coffeemaker on? *runs inside the Mayor' house, then quickly comes back* Nevermind, we don't even have a coffeemaker since no such mold has been produced yet. And I certainly won't lower myself to buy one of those brick-built ones! What are your thought about Virus Fox? I can't quite put my finger on it, but something in him reminds me greatly of the dastardly Felix... *squints her eyes in suspicion*
Zepher Posted August 21, 2012 Posted August 21, 2012 All I know is that BAWK! Becka Bulldog has a little badge under her nametag that we're all required to wear in this town that looks suspiciously like fire...
Scubacarrot Posted August 21, 2012 Posted August 21, 2012 All I know is that BAWK! Becka Bulldog has a little badge under her nametag that we're all required to wear in this town that looks suspiciously like fire... It's obviously because. She. Is. FLAAAAAAAAAAMING!! Thank you, I'll be here all night.
Dannylonglegs Posted August 21, 2012 Posted August 21, 2012 Oh my, I hope I'm not late to the party! I was just talking with Ben the Book who was telling me wonderful things about a magician named Harriet Slutter. He's such a funny chap. Not like Danny the Dictionary; he's really dull. He did tell me what Lynch meant though, and it doesn't sound like fun.
Rick Posted August 21, 2012 Posted August 21, 2012 All I know is that BAWK! Becka Bulldog has a little badge under her nametag that we're all required to wear in this town that looks suspiciously like fire... It's a firefighting badge and I'm pretty sure poor Gabby Goat also had one. It's obviously because. She. Is. FLAAAAAAAAAAMING!! Thank you, I'll be here all night. Uhm... thank you Mr. Gorilla. I have a little uhm... waxing appointment tonight with my Bookie though.
Rufus Posted August 21, 2012 Posted August 21, 2012 I have a little uhm... waxing appointment tonight with my Bookie though. My scales could do with a polish, dear Becka, if you have the time... or is that a private engagement with Bookie? Because that cat and that dog are dressed in the brown robes of the priest. Duh. What? No, they're not. And nor is the elephant. What's with your obsession with priests? Sounds Culty to me.
Tamamono Posted August 21, 2012 Posted August 21, 2012 What? No, they're not. And nor is the elephant. What's with your obsession with priests? Sounds Culty to me. You know, those animals that stood in the middle of town? The dog stood on the box? Golly, some animals are just so slow.
Scubacarrot Posted August 21, 2012 Posted August 21, 2012 You know, those animals that stood in the middle of town? The dog stood on the box? Golly, some animals are just so slow. I don't get it.
Scouty Posted August 21, 2012 Posted August 21, 2012 I don't get it. He's not very right in the head.
Scubacarrot Posted August 21, 2012 Posted August 21, 2012 He's not very right in the head. Cows are female.
Professor Flitwick Posted August 21, 2012 Posted August 21, 2012 Maybe she's eaten too many of her kind, and has Bovine spongiform encephalopathy? That's why she's the only Cow in the village; she's eaten the rest! I hope she doesn't eat me next!
Rufus Posted August 21, 2012 Posted August 21, 2012 Cows are female. Then he's definitely not right in the head. Or other parts.
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