Scubacarrot Posted August 21, 2012 Posted August 21, 2012 Then he's definitely not right in the head. Or other parts. That doesn't even make any sense. I for one am going to tan. Because that's what I do. Gordon out.
Tamamono Posted August 21, 2012 Posted August 21, 2012 Maybe she's eaten too many of her kind, and has Bovine spongiform encephalopathy? That's why she's the only Cow in the village; she's eaten the rest! I hope she doesn't eat me next! What!? Of course I don't eat cows. As a proud elephant, I would never dream of eating a cow.
Dannylonglegs Posted August 21, 2012 Posted August 21, 2012 What!? Of course I don't eat cows. As a proud elephant, I would never dream of eating a cow. I've dreamed of biting a cow before, but that was before I met my one true love, Shawna and her delicious haunches. Grrrr.
Professor Flitwick Posted August 21, 2012 Posted August 21, 2012 I've dreamed of biting a cow before, but that was before I met my one true love, Shawna and her delicious haunches. Grrrr. Note to self: He's admitted to considering cannibalizing another animal. Stay away from him at all costs.
Masked Builder Posted August 21, 2012 Posted August 21, 2012 *The Walrus smells everyone who is present hands before speaking* What's with all this talking of eating other animals?! I only eat fish because I have to thank you. And they can't even talk.
Professor Flitwick Posted August 21, 2012 Posted August 21, 2012 *The Walrus smells everyone who is present hands before speaking* What's with all this talking of eating other animals?! I only eat fish because I have to thank you. And they can't even talk. You monster! You're eating sentient beings! They can talk, I read it in a book once, you just need to put them up to your ear to hear them! You'll be eating me next!
Pandora Posted August 21, 2012 Posted August 21, 2012 Oh noes, we lost two people we barely knew. Gabby Goat was such a... goat - I hope we weren't related, and Benji Bulldog was just such a... very quiet bulldog that we didn't even realise he was here until he'd gone. It would seem to indicate, though, that the mad monkey monk was trying to warn us about two threats to our precious furry lives; Gabby was killed in an apparent ritual, but Benji was also killed in a similar ritual that also specified burning! *Takes a deep draught from his large, red beer jug* Horace, what did I tell you about shrooms? A cheater and a shroom-eater. What have you got against eating mushrooms, anyway? I was going to ask Brigit if she had any leftover mushroom and peanut butter sandwiches, which reminds me, Brigit, that blouse of yours is just divine.
Scouty Posted August 21, 2012 Posted August 21, 2012 You monster! You're eating sentient beings! They can talk, I read it in a book once, you just need to put them up to your ear to hear them! You'll be eating me next! I'm only eating the non-anthropomorphic kind of fish, if that helps calm you
badboytje88 Posted August 21, 2012 Posted August 21, 2012 Oh well, I never really cared for his character. I sure hope Professor Fuckwit lives though. He has to live it through! I kinda have the hots for Professor Fuckwit!
Tamamono Posted August 21, 2012 Posted August 21, 2012 I've dreamed of biting a cow before, but that was before I met my one true love, Shawna and her delicious haunches. Grrrr. You can still bite me if you want, Mr. Wolf!
Professor Flitwick Posted August 21, 2012 Posted August 21, 2012 I kinda have the hots for Professor Fuckwit! I'll say! He can teach me any day! I bet he'd never consider eating a living Mouse!
Eskallon Posted August 21, 2012 Posted August 21, 2012 Their's a lot of crap and nonse being talked here, not sure if some of you are gust talking for the sake of it, or to increase your post count chat time for today. Still carry on for the most part, the more ya post, the more we get a clue to who these cultists are and get closer to the next election where I shall be the mayor once again! Why would you say this? Do you think that just because he couldn't be here today we should lynch him tomorrow? That seems very presumptuous of you and possibly even downright evil. And as far as I read it was a pathetic joke, not useful enough to take forward. :sad new: Hate to appear so negative but I speak the truth in my post speaking above.
CorneliusMurdock Posted August 21, 2012 Posted August 21, 2012 Golly, some animals are just so slow. What do you have against turtles and sloths? Racist. Oh noes, we lost two people we barely knew. Gabby Goat was such a... goat - I hope we weren't related, and Benji Bulldog was just such a... very quiet bulldog that we didn't even realise he was here until he'd gone. I'll have you know Benji was a dear, dear friend. We miss you Walter Benji! Gabby was okay, I guess.
Darkdragon Posted August 21, 2012 Posted August 21, 2012 And as far as I read it was a pathetic joke, not useful enough to take forward. :sad new: Some things should not be joked about and lynching somebody is one of those things!
Scubacarrot Posted August 21, 2012 Posted August 21, 2012 Some things should not be joked about and lynching somebody is one of those things! ... Little bit defensive there.
Masked Builder Posted August 21, 2012 Posted August 21, 2012 You monster! You're eating sentient beings! They can talk, I read it in a book once, you just need to put them up to your ear to hear them! You'll be eating me next! *He sniffs the mouse's hands* I was never told this, I guess I should stop then.
Eskallon Posted August 21, 2012 Posted August 21, 2012 Some things should not be joked about and lynching somebody is one of those things! Well then say that in a reply to the original post rather than taking it forward and saying something not useful. I just don't understand the need to talk with nothing to talk about apart from the need to talk, and then go back and say well another useless thing. ... Little bit defensive there. Indeed.
Sandy Posted August 21, 2012 Posted August 21, 2012 Their's a lot of crap and nonse being talked here, not sure if some of you are gust talking for the sake of it, or to increase your post count chat time for today. Still carry on for the most part, the more ya post, the more we get a clue to who these cultists are and get closer to the next election where I shall be the mayor once again! Fat chance, hamcheeks! I will give everyone as much flowers as they need to swing their votes on my dear Lazlo! And you know how keen everyone here are of flowers. Or was it deflowering...?
Darkdragon Posted August 21, 2012 Posted August 21, 2012 ... Little bit defensive there. Not sure what you mean by this. I only said that Pennie's defence of Ernie's statement is not cool. Ernie said we should lynch someone tomorrow just because of that person not being here today, and then Pennie said it was a joke. Lynching should not be joked about, that's all I said. I'm not defending anyone with that statement. Additionally, since you brought up defences, why is Pennie defending Ernie in the first place?
Professor Flitwick Posted August 21, 2012 Posted August 21, 2012 Dr. Gilda, did you remove Petey and Pennie's funny bone? They don't seem to be enjoying themselves, and it's the only explanation I've got... Or is that the most delicious part of us animals? Is that the bit of me you're going to eat first? *He sniffs the mouse's hands* I was never told this, I guess I should stop then. Note to self: The Walrus keeps sniffing me. Clearly seeing when I'm ripe for eating. Keep away from him at all costs.
Scubacarrot Posted August 21, 2012 Posted August 21, 2012 Not sure what you mean by this. I only said that Pennie's defence of Ernie's statement is not cool. Ernie said we should lynch someone tomorrow just because of that person not being here today, and then Pennie said it was a joke. Lynching should not be joked about, that's all I said. I'm not defending anyone with that statement. Additionally, since you brought up defences, why is Pennie defending Ernie in the first place? I saw it as a joke as well, it was an obvious joke. Saying something is a joke is not a defence. You are acting weird.
Scouty Posted August 21, 2012 Posted August 21, 2012 Dr. Gilda, did you remove Petey and Pennie's funny bone? They don't seem to be enjoying themselves, and it's the only explanation I've got... Or is that the most delicious part of us animals? Is that the bit of me you're going to eat first? They have serious rods up their butts . Though, they do have a point. We can't just be having fun and games when there are killers on the loose here. Gordon is right that Petey is acting a bit defensive, but I'm not sure if he's not just taking advantage of Petey here. It is at least something. Something better than going off of hairstyles in that one play we did.
Dannylonglegs Posted August 21, 2012 Posted August 21, 2012 I'm only eating the non-anthropomorphic kind of fish, if that helps calm you They talk too you know! I've had extended conversations of a most scintillating variety with a fried cod. Which is not to say I didn't eat him when the conversation was over. You can still bite me if you want, Mr. Wolf! *chomp*
Scubacarrot Posted August 21, 2012 Posted August 21, 2012 Gordon is right that Petey is acting a bit defensive, but I'm not sure if he's not just taking advantage of Petey here. What did I ever do to deserve a suspicion I would do something like that .
Darkdragon Posted August 21, 2012 Posted August 21, 2012 I saw it as a joke as well, it was an obvious joke. Saying something is a joke is not a defence. You are acting weird. I'm not acting weird, I take things at face value. I can't go around guessing that every horrible thing people say is "just a joke". So, what you are saying is that calling something (that someone else said) a joke is not defensive, but saying that lynching shouldn't be joked about is defensive? Your harping on this is very weird. Taking my simple statement and twisting it into meaning something else, why? What are you trying to do here, set me up for a lynch (obviously)? Gordon is right that Petey is acting a bit defensive, but I'm not sure if he's not just taking advantage of Petey here. It is at least something. Something better than going off of hairstyles in that one play we did. Well, that was quick to hop onto his rickety wagon already. Seriously you guys, how is saying that lynching shouldn't be joked about even remotely considered defensive?
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