TheBoyWonder Posted October 30, 2012 Posted October 30, 2012 Not bad. Is it bad manners if I take a bite to eat after we have finished? One works up such an appetite. Quote
Endgame Posted October 30, 2012 Author Posted October 30, 2012 (edited) "Foolish hairball. You're assuming that you will survive. I have killed and drank the blood from ancient dragons. I have torn through entire regiments of soldiers, not unlike what you are doing right now. But unlike you, I did it alone. It will be an honor to suck every last drop of blood from your dead and disfigured bodies." Edited October 30, 2012 by Endgame Quote
TheBoyWonder Posted October 30, 2012 Posted October 30, 2012 News just in: Biggest ego in history found. The prize goes to the bleeding, who will not be breathing. Quote
Dannylonglegs Posted October 30, 2012 Posted October 30, 2012 (edited) "Foolish hairball. You're assuming that you will survive. I have killed and drank the blood from ancient dragons. I have torn through entire regiments of soldiers, not unlike what you are doing right now. But unlike you, I did it alone. It will be an honor to suck every last drop of blood from your dead and disfigured bodies." "It will be an honour to give you a taste of your own blood and to let your blood flow free from your veins and join the common stream of that of your regiments of soldiers. I'm glad you think you can best us alone, because by the end of this, There'll be only you, versus us on a field of carcasses. You'll be alone, but we will not." Edited October 30, 2012 by Dannylonglegs Quote
Endgame Posted October 30, 2012 Author Posted October 30, 2012 "I'm merely stating fact, you daft little creatures. Have you met The Wound yet? His ego is bigger then Olegaia. He thinks that if Ennoc himself would descend from the heavens, load a giant holy crossbow, pointed it at his head and pulled the trigger, he would miss." Quote
Dannylonglegs Posted October 30, 2012 Posted October 30, 2012 "I'm merely stating fact, you daft little creatures. Have you met The Wound yet? His ego is bigger then Olegaia. He thinks that if Ennoc himself would descend from the heavens, load a giant holy crossbow, pointed it at his head and pulled the trigger, he would miss." "He sounds like a charming fellow! 'Wouldn't want to wound his pride!" commented Sylph, sarcastically. Quote
Endgame Posted October 30, 2012 Author Posted October 30, 2012 "I'm sure he'd derive a lot of pleasure from skinning you alive. Shame he is up in the Riht's manor. No matter. I will enjoy executing you nonetheless." Quote
Dannylonglegs Posted October 30, 2012 Posted October 30, 2012 "I'm sure he'd derive a lot of pleasure from skinning you alive. Shame he is up in the Riht's manor. No matter. I will enjoy executing you nonetheless." "Well then maybe he should be called 'The Skinning!'" Jested Sylph. "And I you too." Quote
Endgame Posted October 30, 2012 Author Posted October 30, 2012 "Do you remember the throwing knife that killed that moronic boy he dared to call himself a guard? That was The Wound. Send my thanks to Hal Bohrd for delivering such a tasty piece of meat to us." Quote
Dannylonglegs Posted October 30, 2012 Posted October 30, 2012 (edited) "Do you remember the throwing knife that killed that moronic boy he dared to call himself a guard? That was The Wound. Send my thanks to Hal Bohrd for delivering such a tasty piece of meat to us." "Good to know! I've always been deathly afraid of being stabbed to death by a thousand tooth-picks! And I'll be sure to send him your regards when you burn in the fire his top guard died to ignite." Edited October 30, 2012 by Dannylonglegs Quote
Endgame Posted October 30, 2012 Author Posted October 30, 2012 (edited) "...Wow, this battle has really taken a toll on your sanity. Hal's little sidekick died a coward, running away from a problem instead of facing it head on. The poor little runt didn't even bother trying to fight. The Leader of the Gladius Unit, The Regret (my boss, fyi) was the one who lit that fire." Edited October 30, 2012 by Endgame Quote
Dannylonglegs Posted October 30, 2012 Posted October 30, 2012 "...Wow, this battle has really taken a toll on your sanity. Hal's little sidekick died a coward, running away from a problem instead of facing it head on. The poor little runt didn't even bother trying to fight. The Leader of the Gladius Unit (my boss, fyi) was the one who lit that." "'Hal's little Sidekick' died bringing us here, and his sacrifice gave us the time to regroup after your failed attempt to ambush us. He died fighting the only fight he could win: getting us near enough to you to destroy you. You have no fire. All you have is a blind obedience to whomever your boss is and a lust for blood that would bring shame to the most glutenous man in Olegania." Quote
Endgame Posted October 30, 2012 Author Posted October 30, 2012 (edited) "Ha. Ha. Haha. Hahahhahahahahhha. Do you think I'm just some mook, you tree hugging fool? I call more shots here then you'd think. At least I'm not too afraid to show my face. Come now, surely you have the courage to show your ugly face to little old me. I'm just a gluttonous slave. Come now, surely you can take off the mask? Only for a second? Pretty please? I'm sure you party mates would all love to see the face of their leader before they all die at my hand. Or are you too scared?" Edited October 31, 2012 by Endgame Quote
Dannylonglegs Posted October 31, 2012 Posted October 31, 2012 "Ha. Ha. Haha. Hahahhahahahahhha. Do you think I'm just some mook, you tree hugging fool? I call more shots here then you'd think. At least I'm not too afraid to show my face. Come now, surely you have the courage to show your ugly face to little old me. I'm just a gluttonous slave. Come now, surely you can take off the mask? Only for a second? Pretty please? I'm sure you party mates would all love to see the face of their leader before they all die at my hand. Or are you too scared?" "Ha, your verbal attacks at me are pathetic. I can't wait to tell your master how you let an entire legion of Proggs just die before you joined the fight. What are you doing? Weakening us up? Testing our strengths? Those don't sound like the actions of a being who has supposedly taken on Dragons alone. Are you afraid you're not a match for seven 'little vermin' from Heroica? Ha ha ha." Quote
Endgame Posted October 31, 2012 Author Posted October 31, 2012 "Meh, we have reserves of these guys. Mind as well use 'em." The other Proggs in battle glare up angrily, but quickly return their focus to the battle when The Bleeding brandishes his dual Corseques. "Besides, I could use a little entertainment before I slit your throat and drink from it. Waiting for you people at the border was very boring." Quote
Dannylonglegs Posted October 31, 2012 Posted October 31, 2012 "Meh, we have reserves of these guys. Mind as well use 'em." The other Proggs in battle glare up angrily, but quickly return their focus to the battle when The Bleeding brandishes his dual Corseques. "Besides, I could use a little entertainment before I slit your throat and drink from it. Waiting for you people at the border was very boring." "Well I'd hate to bore you to death, but by the time this is over, you may find yourself on the battle field alone. Not because we've killed all your allies, but because your grating personality is more a threat to them than your dual Corseques." Quote
Endgame Posted October 31, 2012 Author Posted October 31, 2012 (edited) "Whatever is effective." Edited October 31, 2012 by Endgame Quote
Dannylonglegs Posted October 31, 2012 Posted October 31, 2012 "Whatever is effective." "Wow, I see why the Gladius Unit usually keep to themselves. You have awful people skills. You just keep throwing your 'disposable' hoards at us, and we'll fight them off until your resources run dry. That's not how you win a battle. That's how you lose the war." states Sylph dryly. Quote
Endgame Posted October 31, 2012 Author Posted October 31, 2012 "Don't lecture me on tactics, lad. Lass. Brat. Whatever the hell you are. Still too scared to unmask?" Quote
Dannylonglegs Posted October 31, 2012 Posted October 31, 2012 (edited) "Don't lecture me on tactics, lad. Lass. Brat. Whatever the hell you are. Still too scared to unmask?" "Still too scared to fight us yourself instead of through your minions?" Edited October 31, 2012 by Dannylonglegs Quote
Endgame Posted October 31, 2012 Author Posted October 31, 2012 (edited) "Only because you asked." The Bleeding hops off of his post and lands gracefully in the middle of the Battlefield. The Death Count is no longer relevant. Proggs will continue to spawn, however, until the Bleeding dies. Only then will the battle will be won. "Bite me." The Bleeding, Level 23 Beast HP: 635/635 SP: 6 Specials: Vampiric Cravings: Cuts open 3 random heroes, making them begin to Gush Blood. he proceeds to also drink it, restoring 75 HP. Blood Frenzy: Does damage equal to the hero's level for all heroes and transmits the Gushing effect to the hero who rolled Special Damage. Passive Specials: Specials decided by Dice Roll. Gushing Blood: Rolls of Damage makes a hero Gush Blood. they will at first take 2 damage the first round, 3 damage the next, 4 damage after that, etc. Can be remedied or removed for 9 ether. Drops: 120 gold, Hide of The Bleeding, Sword fragment, The Bleeding's Journal "Gulp." Progg Q Level 13 Beast *Decaying: 6 damage, 2 rounds.* HP: 11/80 SP: 2 Specials: Battle Frenzy: 7 damage to all heroes. Passive Specials: Lust: This Progg wants to prove himself. When doing damage to heroes that are of higher level then him, he will defy SP. Drops: 10 gold. "What is this sorcery?" Progg R Level 13 Beast *Decaying: 6 damage, 3 rounds.* HP: 28/80 SP: 2 Specials: Battle Frenzy: 7 damage to all heroes. Passive Specials: Lust: This Progg wants to prove himself. When doing damage to heroes that are of higher level then him, he will defy SP. Drops: 10 gold. "This is madness." Progg S Level 13 Beast HP: 80/80 SP: 2 Specials: Battle Frenzy: 7 damage to all heroes. Passive Specials: Lust: This Progg wants to prove himself. When doing damage to heroes that are of higher level then him, he will defy SP. Drops: 10 gold. "..." Progg T Level 13 Beast HP: 80/80 SP: 2 Specials: Battle Frenzy: 7 damage to all heroes. Passive Specials: Lust: This Progg wants to prove himself. When doing damage to heroes that are of higher level then him, he will defy SP. Drops: 10 gold. "I'll put a SPELL on you!" Progg Mage B, Level 15 Ice Beast HP: 160/160 SP: 0 Ether: 3/3 Specials: Heal: Undoes half of the damage done to all enemies. Costs 1 ether. If no ether left, does nothing. Passive Specials: Softening the Blow: Attacks that hit all enemies do a fourth of the damage they would've done. Drops: Grand Tonic, 35 gold. QM Note: The Proggs will immediately replace a dead Progg. When this happens, a dice is rolled. 6: Artillery Progg joins the fray 5: Progg Mage joins the fray 4: Progg joins the fray 3: Progg joins the fray 2: Progg joins the fray 1: Progg joins the fray Death Count: ??/?? The Party: Sylph Solanum (Dannylonglegs) *Party Leader!* *Hastened!* *Lucky!* unknown age, unknown race Druid Level 17 Power: 25 (17+7+1) Defense: 0 Health: 29/33c(9+16+7+1) Ether: 11/22 (5+16+1) Gold: 128 Equipment: Merry Bow (WP:7, ranged, steals 1 gold with each successful hit except Shield-skills), Ranger's Quiver (WP +1 to bows and crossbows), Helmet (Max. health +1) Inventory: Mockthril Rod (WP:7), Scroll of Frailty, Scroll of Sleep, Scroll of Blindness, Scroll of Sealing, Scroll of Confusion, 2 Potions, 1 Grand Potion, Tonic x2, Grand Tonic, Remedy, Smelling Salts, 2 Venoms, Smoke Bomb, 2 Fire Bombs, 2 Ice Bombs, 3 Water Bombs, 2 Lightning Bombs, Floral Bomb, Bedroll, Shovel, Pickaxe, Magnifying Glass, 8 Bones, Signet Ring, Saber Teeth, Decaying Venom Galen Woodward (Fugazi) *Lucky!* *Encouraged!* 36 year old male human Rogue Level 12.5 Power: 20 (12+8) Defense: 2 (+2) Health: 17/22 (7+11+4) Gold: 280 Equipment: Black Katana (WP:8 *Deadly Envenomed!*), Chimera Headdress (Headwear, Suitable for Rangers and Rogues, +1 SP +4 Health), Leather Armour (SP:1) Inventory: Fauxthril Shuriken (WP:5, ranged), Throwing Dagger (WP:4, ranged), Bedroll, Venom, Smoke Bomb, Bomb XX, Grand Potion x4, Remedy x3, Nostrum x2, Mead x2, Fire Bomb, Deadly Venom, Decaying Venom x2 Goblin's Wrench(WP:10,retrievable) Johon [AKA Alf Gregory] (Bricksandparts) 25 years old male human Barbarian > Raider Level: 19 Power: 27 (18+8+0) Health: 28/33 (18+8+1+7+0) Shield Power: (1 + 5) Ether: ~/0 Positive effects: *Immune to:* (*Fragile*, *Cursed*), *Natural Respite* Negative effects: (none) Gold: 367 (186G(1), 0GB(50), 0CB(50), 0GO(80), 0CC(70), 0GC(100), 0M) Equipment: Dog Statuette - (suitable for anyone, SP: 1, once named (Rover), speaking the name summons a dog almost certainly to tag along on madcap adventures and make snippy comments.), Sword of Decay (WP:8 *Envenomed!*)(once the target is inflicted with damage they lose a quarter of the power of the strike each following turn for three turns. the effect cannot be compounded with more strikes. Suitable to Mages, Knights and Barbarians), Heavy Armour – SP:5, protects from fragile-effect, suitable for barbarians and knights. Extra Artefacts: Helmet (+1 max health), Blessed Amulet – Protects from cursed-effect. Extra Weapons: Greatsword (WP:3), Meteor Blade (WP:8, Light elemental), Focal Staff (WP:5, Focus Fire-Roll a 3 for 5 ether Suitable for clerics and mages) Tools: Shovel (1), Pick-axe (2), Magnifying Glass (1), Magic Compass (1) Consumables: Potion (3), Grand Potion (2), Venom, Ice Bomb (1), Phoenix Essence (1), Mead (1) Elements: Aquamarine (1), Emerald (1) Scrolls: Scroll of Sleep (1), Scroll of Blindness (1), Scroll of Sealing (2), Scroll of Confusion (1) Quest items: (None) Elgar Gligin (played by Jedi master Brick) *Hastened!* Level 17.5 Evoker Power: 28 Defense: 0 Health: 10/25 Ether: 17/17 Gold: 208 Equipment: Mockthril Crossbow (WP:11) Inventory: Fauxthril Longbow (WP: 5),Smoke Bomb, Bedroll, Emerald,SapphireTopaz ,3 Venoms, Spade,Pickaxe,3 Potions, Trickster's Mask of the Elf(Accessory, Changes user's appearance into an Elf),Scroll of Poisoning (Grants target’s weapon the badly poisoned effect for one battle at the cost of 5 ether) ,Goblin's Wrench(WP:10,retrievable), Needlessly Large Rod (Non-Artifact Item, Curses a random enemy. Usuable once per battle.) Does not prevent free hits. Grand Potion x3, Grand Tonic x3 Lycan Dean (played by theBoyWonder) Level 9 Rogue *Immune to weakened* Power: 20 Health: 6/13 Gold: 214 (95 gold owed to Thormanil and 30 to Loreal) Equipment: Sword of the Croise (WP: 9 *Deadly Envenomed!*), Pugillist Gloves(Power +2, protects from weakened), Sylvania's Cowl(grants Animal Talk to Wearer) Inventory: Bedroll, Staff of The Frog Paladin (WP:6, 1/6 chance of Amphibianocs Blessing (protects from damage)), Throwing Dagger (WP6 *Envenomed!*), Warhammer (WP:4), Fire Bomb, Grand Potion, Deadly Venom x2, Venom x4 Isabella del Toboso (played by Dharkan), Level 14 Rogue Human Female - 23 years old Power: 23 (-6) Health: 19/20 Gold: 862 gold SP: 7 Equipment: Fauxthril Dagger (WP:8 *envenomed!*) Cloak of the Invisible Elf (SP: 1; untargetable for first 2 Rounds of every Battle) Encumbering Armor (SP:6, Power -6) Inventory:,Opal, Heavy Armor (SP:6, Power -6, Golden Dagger (WP:3), Potion(7),Tonic(5), Phoenix Essence, Bedroll, Fire Bomb(2), Grand potion "I'm running low *wheeze* on bombs, here." Punii, 2 month year old Progg Alchemist Jellies: Green x1, Blue x1 Sporeshroom, Level 17 Wood Spirit Edited October 31, 2012 by Endgame Quote
Dannylonglegs Posted October 31, 2012 Posted October 31, 2012 (edited) "So be it." stated Sylph, somewhat annoyed at the change in battle strategy. "Elgar, you and Lycan need a heal. Isabella, take Q. Punii, make jellies. Next round I'll blind him." Order (if no one objects): Punii: Make Jellies Sylph: Heal Elgar Elgar: S Elgar: T Sylph: Heal Lycan Lycan: P Isabella: Q Galen: R Spirit: Santa Claws Johon: Mage B Edited October 31, 2012 by Dannylonglegs Quote
Endgame Posted October 31, 2012 Author Posted October 31, 2012 (edited) QM Note: "Santa claws"? Edited October 31, 2012 by Endgame Quote
Dannylonglegs Posted October 31, 2012 Posted October 31, 2012 QM Note: "Santa claws"? Did you want me to say "the bleeding?" Quote
Endgame Posted October 31, 2012 Author Posted October 31, 2012 Did you want me to say "the bleeding?" QM Note: Whoops, sorry. Just made the connection. It's late and I gotta throw in the towel soon. I hope you aren't legitimately annoyed by my little twist though. Quote
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