Heroica RPG - Quest #48: Death's Homecoming

[Bricksandparts]

"I want to bring a minimal amount of deaths to the Proggs, only necessary sacrifices. Many of them will lose faith after the leaders are either gone or if they have altered."

[Endgame]

The Party:

Sylph Solanum (Dannylonglegs) *Party Leader!*

unknown age, unknown race Druid

Level 20

Power: 28 (20+7+1)

Defense: 0

Health: 36/36c(20+17+7+1)

Ether: 0/23 (5+16+1)

Gold: 59

Equipment: Shrapnel Bow (WP: 9, Bow. Every successful hit drops the target's SP by 1) , Ranger's Quiver (WP +1 to bows and crossbows), 20-20 glasses (headwear, +1 turn of effect for scrolls)

Inventory: Mockthril Rod (WP:7), Scroll of Frailty, Scroll of Sleep, Scroll of Blindness, Scroll of Sealing, Scroll of Confusion, 1 Potions, 1 Grand Potion, Tonic x3, Venom, Smoke Bomb, 2 Fire Bombs, 2 Ice Bombs, 3 Water Bombs, 2 Lightning Bombs, Floral Bomb, Bedroll, Shovel, Pickaxe, Magnifying Glass, 8 Bones, Signet Ring, Saber Teeth, Crumbling Venom, Journal of The Bleeding, Sword Fragment (1), Smelling Salts, Helmet (Max. health +1), Quartz, Tale of the Invincible King, Psych Documents, Merry Bow (WP:7, ranged, steals 1 gold with each successful hit except Shield-skills), Journal of The Wound, Sword Fragment (2), Grand Tonic, Emerald, Trial Brew

Johon [AKA Alf Gregory] (Bricksandparts) 25 years old male human Barbarian > Raider

Level: 21.33

Power: 29 (21+8+0)

Health: 36/36 (19+8+1+7+0)

Shield Power: (1 + 5)

Ether: ~/0

Positive effects: *Immune to:* (*Fragile*, *Cursed*), *Natural Respite*

Negative effects: (none)

Gold: 849 (186G(1), 0GB(50), 0CB(50), 0GO(80), 0CC(70), 0GC(100), 0M)

Equipment: Dog Statuette - (suitable for anyone, SP: 1, once named (Rover), speaking the name summons a dog almost certainly to tag along on madcap adventures and make snippy comments.), Sword of Decay (WP:8)(once the target is inflicted with damage they lose a quarter of the power of the strike each following turn for three turns. the effect cannot be compounded with more strikes. Suitable to Mages, Knights and Barbarians.) Hide of The Bleeding (Backwear, restores 10 HP and 5 ether for every enemy the wearer kills, suitable for anyone)

Heavy Armour – SP:5, protects from fragile-effect, suitable for barbarians and knights.

Extra Artefacts: Helmet (+1 max health), Blessed Amulet – Protects from cursed-effect.

Extra Weapons: Greatsword (WP:3), Meteor Blade (WP:8, Light elemental), Focal Staff (WP:5, Focus Fire-Roll a 3 for 5 ether Suitable for clerics and mages)

Tools: Shovel (1), Pick-axe (2), Magnifying Glass (1), Magic Compass (1)

Consumables: Potion (5), Grand Potion, Venom, Ice Bomb (1), Mead, Phoenix Essences (2), Trial Brew (1), Smelling Salts, Remedy, Nostrum, Dragon Scale (Lucky and blessed effects upon consumption)

Elements: Aquamarine (1), Emerald (1)

Scrolls: Scroll of Sleep (1), Scroll of Blindness (1), Scroll of Sealing (2), Scroll of Confusion (1)

Quest items: (None)

Elgar Gligin (played by Jedi master Brick)

Level 20.33 Evoker *Immune to Fragile!*

Power: 31

Defense: 6

Health: 30/30

Ether: 0/19

Gold: 233

Equipment: Mockthril Crossbow (WP:11), Chainmail (SP: 2, Bodywear: half damage from Fire elemental damage and double from Electric elemental damage) Emerald Hood (SP: 4, headwear, protects from Fragile)

Inventory: Fauxthril Longbow (WP: 5),Smoke Bomb, Bedroll, Emerald, Sapphire, Topaz, Opal, (Borrowed) Garnet,3 Venoms, Spade,Pickaxe,3 Potions, Trickster's Mask of the Elf(Accessory, Changes user's appearance into an Elf),Scroll of Poisoning (Grants target’s weapon the badly poisoned effect for one battle at the cost of 5 ether) ,Goblin's Wrench(WP:10,retrievable), Needlessly Large Rod (Non-Artifact Item, Curses a random enemy. Usable once per battle.) Does not prevent free hits. Grand Potion x2, Grand Tonic x3, Scroll of Sleep, Scroll of Blindness, Scroll of Confusion, Scroll of Sealing, Fireworks, Remedy, Tonic x3, Dualis Scepters (WP: 8, Club/Staff, Dual-striking)

Alexandre le Chevalier (Played by Capt.JohnPaul)

Level 18.5 Paladin, 20 year old elf male

Power: 28

Defense: 13

Health: 38/38

Ether: 0/18

Gold: 18

Equipment: Sword of the Elven Blademaster (WP: 10; ignores SP, +1 gold per successful strike), Cross Heater Shield (SP: 10) (Mail of the Renegade Commander (SP: 3; Damage of all Free Hits is halved; suitable for Knights and Barbarians), Dapper Hat (Headwear, wearer has a 1/6 chance of becoming encouraged at the start of each battle)

Inventory: Potions (4), Bedroll, Smoke Bomb, Tonic x3, Smoke Bomb, Fire Bomb, Potion, Grand Tonic, Scroll of Sealing, Elixir

Lycan Romulus Dean (played by theBoyWonder)

Level 13.5 Rogue *Immune to weakened* *Immune to Stunned*

Power: 33

Health: 17/17

Gold: 123 (95 gold owed to Thormanil and 30 to Loreal)

Equipment: Combrys (WP: 14, consecutive successful strikes raise Combry's WP by 1, unsuccessful strikes drop it to it's base WP), Scarlet Hood ^{(Headwear, Power +4, Protects from Stunned)}, Pugilist Gloves^{(Power +2, protects from weakened)}

Inventory: Bedroll, Staff of The Frog Paladin (WP:6, ^{1/6 chance of Amphibianocs Blessing (protects from damage)}), Throwing Dagger (WP6), Deadly Venom, Venom x3, Sylvania's Cowl^{(grants Animal Talk to Wearer)}, Garnet, Potion

Galen Woodward (Fugazi)

36 year old male human Rogue

Level 16

Power: 26 (16+10)

Defense: 1 (+1)

Health: 26/26 (7+15+4)

Gold: 1009

Equipment: Murkwood Thread (WP: 10), Chimera Headdress (Headwear, Suitable for Rangers and Rogues, +1 SP +4 Health), Stretchy Rubber Band (Accessory, returns thrown weapons immediately)

Inventory: Fauxthril Shuriken (WP:5, ranged), Throwing Dagger (WP:4, ranged), Bedroll, Venom, Smoke Bomb, Bomb XX, Grand Potion x4, Remedy x3, Nostrum x2, Mead x2, Fire Bomb, Deadly Venom x2, Crumbling Venom, Goblin's Wrench(WP:10,retrievable), Black Katana (WP:8), Smelling Salts x2, Trial Brew, Goblin's Wrench (WP:10,retrievable), Cast, Potion, Leather Armour (SP:1), Soma, Leather Armour (SP:1), Potion, Peculiar Egg, Leather Armour (SP:1), Hide of The Wound (+6 power to throwing weapons),

"*wheeze* R-romulus..?"

Punii, 2 month year old Progg Alchemist

Jellies: Red x1

With tensions rising and Aquos's ashens scattered around the grotto, the party swims acorss the water to the other crumbled side of the cave. Ascending up the stairtcase, they make their way back up to the surface and begin rowing back to the dokcs of Luosh. The previous events still linger in their memories, the image of Aquos's last moments a memory sure to last for a while. This quest was changing them...

They arrive back, Hal exactly where he was previously.

"Aquos down for the count?"

The party solemnly nod yes and explain to Hal where they were going. Hal decides to tag along, weary from his extended shift. On their way to the town hall, they pass the Toxic Burrow and come across quite the debacle. Beatrice and the Informant Toxiprogg bicker, several Progg young running around. The shopkeep Toxiprogg looks at the scene silently with a defeated look in his eye.

"Wheeeeeee!"

The Informant Toxiprogg speaks over the frolicking young, several eggs in his hand. Beatrice attends to one of her pupae, who claims to "have a boo-boo."

"How do you deal with this many children?!"

"*sigh* This is a normal day, hon. Sorry about th- wait a minute! You're holding those eggs upside down!!"

"Whuh? They are symmetrical! Is there really a difference!"

Beatrice snatches the eggs out of the Informant's hands, the previously "wounded" Pupa going to play with his brethren.

"Yes! Yes, there is! Put them to bed in the burrow, if you must!"

"This burrow has a capcity for about 5, not 55!

...This isn't going to work out, is it...?"

Beatrice lets out a defeated sigh, looking down at the ground.

"It doesn't seem like it, hon."

With that, the Informant goes back into the burrow, mumbling something about "having to sleep his contemplations away." Beatrice notices the heroes for the first time.

"Sorry you had to see that mess, heroes...

Your offer is getting more tempting, Rogue..."

Edited January 15, 2013 by Endgame

[Bricksandparts]

OoC: I believe some of those comments were meant to be made by beatrice? You might want to fix it if that's the case.

[Endgame]

OoC: I believe some of those comments were meant to be made by beatrice? You might want to fix it if that's the case.

QM Note: I messed up the copy-pasting: fixed! Now you can see the conversation without the Informant Toxiprogg blabbering to himself.

[Dannylonglegs]

"It's good to see a familiar face." Stated the tired Druid. "I trust the camp has not been seized since we last ventured out? Good. I will go rest now. It's been a long night and Aquos is dead. Galen, play nice." stated Sylph as he patted the rogue on his back as he walked towards the Town Hall, where he unrolled his sleeping bag and rested.

[Jedi master Brick]

Elgar followed Slyph to the town hall were he too rolled out he bed roll and slept.

[Fugazi]

"Hi Beatrice. Congratulations are in order! Um... Do you have room for one more?"

Galen produces the Peculiar Egg and offers it to the Nurse.

[Endgame]

Beatrice momentarily gawks as Galen hands her the egg.

"Uh, wow... Wow! Thanks, dear!

Junior should turn out okay, considering his "father" will not be involved with the parenting. "

Beatrice carefully places the egg on the ground, then turns to Sylph.

"Sleeping probably isn't the best of ideas right now. Are you forgetting I'm a nurse? I'll heal you all up and give you a check-up, free of charge!"

Giggling, Beatrice opens up her medkit and gets to work. Though flirty in demeanor, she was entirely professional in method: she performed quickly and flawlessly, not a single syringe or drop of medicine out of place. By the appointment's end, the heroes felt completely healed. Beatrice eyes her clipboard, reading off her notes.

"Everything appears to be a-okay. Good for you, hons! You all seem to have a tad high blood pressure, but I'll chalk that one up to the invasion. Punii, you've shown a growth of... drumroll... 2 millimeters!"

"YIPPEEE! "

Punii was genuinely ecstatic over that development, to say the least!

The Party:

Sylph Solanum (Dannylonglegs) *Party Leader!*

unknown age, unknown race Druid

Level 20

Power: 28 (20+7+1)

Defense: 0

Health: 36/36c(20+17+7+1)

Ether: 23/23 (5+16+1)

Gold: 59

Equipment: Shrapnel Bow (WP: 9, Bow. Every successful hit drops the target's SP by 1) , Ranger's Quiver (WP +1 to bows and crossbows), 20-20 glasses (headwear, +1 turn of effect for scrolls)

Inventory: Mockthril Rod (WP:7), Scroll of Frailty, Scroll of Sleep, Scroll of Blindness, Scroll of Sealing, Scroll of Confusion, 1 Potions, 1 Grand Potion, Tonic x3, Venom, Smoke Bomb, 2 Fire Bombs, 2 Ice Bombs, 3 Water Bombs, 2 Lightning Bombs, Floral Bomb, Bedroll, Shovel, Pickaxe, Magnifying Glass, 8 Bones, Signet Ring, Saber Teeth, Crumbling Venom, Journal of The Bleeding, Sword Fragment (1), Smelling Salts, Helmet (Max. health +1), Quartz, Tale of the Invincible King, Psych Documents, Merry Bow (WP:7, ranged, steals 1 gold with each successful hit except Shield-skills), Journal of The Wound, Sword Fragment (2), Grand Tonic, Emerald, Trial Brew

Johon [AKA Alf Gregory] (Bricksandparts) 25 years old male human Barbarian > Raider

Level: 21.33

Power: 29 (21+8+0)

Health: 36/36 (19+8+1+7+0)

Shield Power: (1 + 5)

Ether: ~/0

Positive effects: *Immune to:* (*Fragile*, *Cursed*), *Natural Respite*

Negative effects: (none)

Gold: 849 (186G(1), 0GB(50), 0CB(50), 0GO(80), 0CC(70), 0GC(100), 0M)

Equipment: Dog Statuette - (suitable for anyone, SP: 1, once named (Rover), speaking the name summons a dog almost certainly to tag along on madcap adventures and make snippy comments.), Sword of Decay (WP:8)(once the target is inflicted with damage they lose a quarter of the power of the strike each following turn for three turns. the effect cannot be compounded with more strikes. Suitable to Mages, Knights and Barbarians.) Hide of The Bleeding (Backwear, restores 10 HP and 5 ether for every enemy the wearer kills, suitable for anyone)

Heavy Armour – SP:5, protects from fragile-effect, suitable for barbarians and knights.

Extra Artefacts: Helmet (+1 max health), Blessed Amulet – Protects from cursed-effect.

Extra Weapons: Greatsword (WP:3), Meteor Blade (WP:8, Light elemental), Focal Staff (WP:5, Focus Fire-Roll a 3 for 5 ether Suitable for clerics and mages)

Tools: Shovel (1), Pick-axe (2), Magnifying Glass (1), Magic Compass (1)

Consumables: Potion (5), Grand Potion, Venom, Ice Bomb (1), Mead, Phoenix Essences (2), Trial Brew (1), Smelling Salts, Remedy, Nostrum, Dragon Scale (Lucky and blessed effects upon consumption)

Elements: Aquamarine (1), Emerald (1)

Scrolls: Scroll of Sleep (1), Scroll of Blindness (1), Scroll of Sealing (2), Scroll of Confusion (1)

Quest items: (None)

Elgar Gligin (played by Jedi master Brick)

Level 20.33 Evoker *Immune to Fragile!*

Power: 31

Defense: 6

Health: 30/30

Ether: 19/19

Gold: 233

Equipment: Mockthril Crossbow (WP:11), Chainmail (SP: 2, Bodywear: half damage from Fire elemental damage and double from Electric elemental damage) Emerald Hood (SP: 4, headwear, protects from Fragile)

Inventory: Fauxthril Longbow (WP: 5),Smoke Bomb, Bedroll, Emerald, Sapphire, Topaz, Opal, (Borrowed) Garnet,3 Venoms, Spade,Pickaxe,3 Potions, Trickster's Mask of the Elf(Accessory, Changes user's appearance into an Elf),Scroll of Poisoning (Grants target’s weapon the badly poisoned effect for one battle at the cost of 5 ether) ,Goblin's Wrench(WP:10,retrievable), Needlessly Large Rod (Non-Artifact Item, Curses a random enemy. Usable once per battle.) Does not prevent free hits. Grand Potion x2, Grand Tonic x3, Scroll of Sleep, Scroll of Blindness, Scroll of Confusion, Scroll of Sealing, Fireworks, Remedy, Tonic x3, Dualis Scepters (WP: 8, Club/Staff, Dual-striking)

Alexandre le Chevalier (Played by Capt.JohnPaul)

Level 18.5 Paladin, 20 year old elf male

Power: 28

Defense: 13

Health: 38/38

Ether: 18/18

Gold: 18

Equipment: Sword of the Elven Blademaster (WP: 10; ignores SP, +1 gold per successful strike), Cross Heater Shield (SP: 10) (Mail of the Renegade Commander (SP: 3; Damage of all Free Hits is halved; suitable for Knights and Barbarians), Dapper Hat (Headwear, wearer has a 1/6 chance of becoming encouraged at the start of each battle)

Inventory: Potions (4), Bedroll, Smoke Bomb, Tonic x3, Smoke Bomb, Fire Bomb, Potion, Grand Tonic, Scroll of Sealing, Elixir

Lycan Romulus Dean (played by theBoyWonder)

Level 13.5 Rogue *Immune to weakened* *Immune to Stunned*

Power: 33

Health: 17/17

Gold: 123 (95 gold owed to Thormanil and 30 to Loreal)

Equipment: Combrys (WP: 14, consecutive successful strikes raise Combry's WP by 1, unsuccessful strikes drop it to it's base WP), Scarlet Hood ^{(Headwear, Power +4, Protects from Stunned)}, Pugilist Gloves^{(Power +2, protects from weakened)}

Inventory: Bedroll, Staff of The Frog Paladin (WP:6, ^{1/6 chance of Amphibianocs Blessing (protects from damage)}), Throwing Dagger (WP6), Deadly Venom, Venom x3, Sylvania's Cowl^{(grants Animal Talk to Wearer)}, Garnet, Potion

Galen Woodward (Fugazi)

36 year old male human Rogue

Level 16

Power: 26 (16+10)

Defense: 1 (+1)

Health: 26/26 (7+15+4)

Gold: 1009

Equipment: Murkwood Thread (WP: 10), Chimera Headdress (Headwear, Suitable for Rangers and Rogues, +1 SP +4 Health), Stretchy Rubber Band (Accessory, returns thrown weapons immediately)

Inventory: Fauxthril Shuriken (WP:5, ranged), Throwing Dagger (WP:4, ranged), Bedroll, Venom, Smoke Bomb, Bomb XX, Grand Potion x4, Remedy x3, Nostrum x2, Mead x2, Fire Bomb, Deadly Venom x2, Crumbling Venom, Goblin's Wrench(WP:10,retrievable), Black Katana (WP:8), Smelling Salts x2, Trial Brew, Goblin's Wrench (WP:10,retrievable), Cast, Potion, Leather Armour (SP:1), Soma, Leather Armour (SP:1), Potion, Peculiar Egg, Leather Armour (SP:1), Hide of The Wound (+6 power to throwing weapons),

"On to *wheeze* Eidolon!"

Punii, 2 month year old Progg Alchemist

Jellies: Red x1

As Beatrice packs up her medkit, the party notices the egg starts to wobble... and seconds later, Beatrice does too. A small tail begins poking through the throbbing egg, cutting it like it was a can opener. Suddenly, the egg shatters... and standing in the egg's scrambled pieces is none other then Aquos Jr.

The newborn looks confused at the ruckus, 6 strange humanoids all staring at him intently. Finally, he settles his gaze on Beatrice, and says his first word. His voice was squeaky and high, but as cute as ever:

"...Mama!"

"D'aaaaaawww! "

What will the party do?

Edited January 15, 2013 by Endgame

[Capt.JohnPaul]

Alexandre grins with a mix of confusion and laughter. Also, he rests in his bed roll.

(I believe Sandy said awhile back that the rolls restore ether as well.) That's what the heroes in Quest 55 told me anyways...

[Fugazi]

Galen eyed the newly hatched Progg suspiciously. He hoped that a proper education would make up for a dubious pedigree.

"Well Beatrice we must move on, as our work here is not done yet. Take care, hopefully we'll be back soon with more good news."

Galen asks if anyone would like to buy poison before they leave.

"Then we should probably head for the Town Hall once more."

[Endgame]

QM Note: I can move this a along to the town hall if you don't want to scramble junior or get poison.

[Bricksandparts]

OoC: I believe we are ready to continue.

[Endgame]

QM Note: Whelp, we're supposed to be getting 6 inches of snow tonight, on top of the 2 or 3 we have right now. Gotta go make some prep: I'll try to make one last update tonight! Good thing is school will probably be called off, so tomorrow shall go along quickly.

[Endgame]

The party, healed and rejuvenated by Beatrice, watch as Junior joins the other larvae in play. he didn't inherit his father's blindness, thankfully... perhaps Aquos left a positive legacy after all of his misdeeds. Their attention is soon demanded by something else, however - a figure soars through the sky on remarkably bat-esque wings.

Though silhouetted by the light of the night, its features mostly obscured, one thing was clear: it was a progg, and an aerial one at that. He seems to fly straight towards the side of the town hall, not stopping for a second: the party even monetarily thinks he was about to crash. However, sheathing his weapon, the progg delivers an astounding hay maker to the side of the town hall, not slowing down for an instant. With the wall shattered, the creature flies in the created breach with relative ease. Hal and his two guards, who had been following the party, ready their weapons.

"Yet another wrench the Proggs seem to be hellbent on throwing into our plans. Lets go!"

"Sir yes sir!"

Hal, his two soldiers, and the party, dahs into the town hall, frantically racing up the stairs. Finally, they come acorss their Unidentified Flying Enemy.

The aerial Progg stands serenely yet sternly in the middle of the anteroom, an air of authority surrounding him and filling the room. His wings idly flap, a shield in one hand a lethal looking staff in the other. The party places his glowing blue eyes: this progg was the last member of the Gladius Unit to reveal himself!

"I expect you to salute in my presence."

[Dannylonglegs]

"I don't salute." Stated Syloh seriously. "Surrender now or join our cause, or we'll be forced to kill you."

[Endgame]

"They say you're not supposed to shoot the messenger, you know."

[Capt.JohnPaul]

Alexandre performs a slight salute, but nothing THAT respectful. But good enough, he supposes.

"Hmm... so you have something to tell us?"

[Endgame]

"Hmph. Passable. You'd learn well to show more respect - I am The Suffering, after all.

Believe it or not, although I would enjoy it immensely, I am not here to throw you out these third-story windows. Although it will be amusing, Eidolon would like you to remain alive for the time being. And this is where the message comes in.

You have been making quite a mess of the royal family tree - already, two of Eidolon's brothers lie dead, their lives ended by the likes of you pestilent little rats. However, do not think the Progg morale is going to falter... because the era of of a new king is upon us. You'd do well to learn how the Progg monarchy works - as it stands now, with both Rhodus and Aquos dead, and the Mythrogg absent, Eidolon has full rights to the crown and throne; and he is taking the title eagerly. Yes, he shall be Prince Eidolon no longer: He will be crowned as none other then Emperor Eidolon, supreme ruler of all Proggs."

The party is awestruck... by defeating Rhodus and Aquos, they had promoted Eidolon to a far more formidable state. What have they done...? The Suffering chuckles as the party is slammed by hideous realization.

"Hahahah... Glorious, isn't it? Eidolon shall be crowned, heroes, and there is nothing you can do about it. A new era is coming, and with it, a new reckoning for Uland: The Era of Eidolon. Such a wonderful sight it'll be, won't it? An entire unified species, being led by their king... a winged being of death who is more than a 1,000 years wise. Our soon-to-be King cordially invites you to the ceremony - the prestigious ritual taking place in none other then our makeshift Progg citadel, the Dini Manor. Oh, and worry not: I'll make sure each and every one of the hundreds of Proggs stationed there know of your arrival; I'll also give them all orders to kill you on sight."

Hal and his two guards look at The Suffering, rage filling their eyes; Hal angrier then the party had ever saw him.

"You beast! You'll die... Here! In the name of Luosh! In the name of all people you have slain!"

A battle erupts between the 3 guards, the party awestruck by the calamity. Hal's archer starts by rapidly firing off arrows, The Suffering blocking them effortlessly with his shield. Pressing the archer against a pillar with his shield, he quickly jams the hilt of his dual-pronged staff into the Archer';s temple, knocking him out cold. The winged beast laughs and turns two his other two adversaries. The swordsman guard rushes at The Suffering, his swords held in a defensive position. The Suffering simply hovers a few feet in the air, the Swordsman clumsily running right under him. With a cruel jab of a tail, The Suffering impales the Swordsman straight through the back, leaving him near death. A fire of hatred burns brighter in Hal's eyes as he sees his two men slump to the floor, wounded fatally.

"I have something special planned for YOU, Hal."

The Suffering produces a silver syringe, filled to the brim with a odd looking liquid. Injecting himself with the peculiar liquid, Sylph can immediately notice a change coming over The Suffering. His veins bulge slightly, his eyes grow brighter... his demeanor in general becoming far more viscous. The Suffering speaks, his voice slighty different... more saidsitc, cruel sounding.

"MMMmmmm. Natural steroids, mother nature's greatest gift."

Hal rushes at The Suffering, swinging his massive Halberd down. The Suffering quickly jumps back, using his wings to hover in the air. Hal swings again, this time causing a minor gash on The Suffering's shoulder. However, the elite Progg thinks nothing of it and delivers a devastating punch to Hal's stomach, knocking the air out of him. The aerial Progg picks up Hal's Halberd and lobs it at him, knocking the guard captain out cold. The Suffering briefly admires his handiwork, then continues to speak to the heroes.

"Come quickly to the Manor, heroes... We can't wait forever for worthless creatures like you! And do trey not to get lost along the way, I heard Mystrinitri forest is quite scenic this time of the year... if horrendously perplexing mazes are your thing. A new chapter of Progg history is nearly upon us - come witness it if you're not too afraid! Luosh will fall, and the rest of Uland will come after! But, for now... Ciao!"

The Progg exits through the same breach he came, soaring through the night.

What will the party do? Will they help the wounded guards?

[Dannylonglegs]

*Snip*

Sylph ran to the guards and healed their wounds. "Is 'Emperor' just a title, or does the name actually carry some sort of power with it?" wondered Sylph aloud. "Either way, we should be sure to crash their coronation. How could they challenge us when nothing--neither the princes or a horde of Progg soldiers--has stood in our way? And now we're invited to their keep? Their Hubris shall be their downfall." growled Sylph.

[Endgame]

For 3 ether, Sylph patches up the battered guards. The three stir awake, moaning.

The Party:

Sylph Solanum (Dannylonglegs) *Party Leader!*

unknown age, unknown race Druid

Level 20

Power: 28 (20+7+1)

Defense: 0

Health: 36/36c(20+17+7+1)

Ether: 20/23 (5+16+1)

Gold: 59

Equipment: Shrapnel Bow (WP: 9, Bow. Every successful hit drops the target's SP by 1) , Ranger's Quiver (WP +1 to bows and crossbows), 20-20 glasses (headwear, +1 turn of effect for scrolls)

Inventory: Mockthril Rod (WP:7), Scroll of Frailty, Scroll of Sleep, Scroll of Blindness, Scroll of Sealing, Scroll of Confusion, 1 Potions, 1 Grand Potion, Tonic x3, Venom, Smoke Bomb, 2 Fire Bombs, 2 Ice Bombs, 3 Water Bombs, 2 Lightning Bombs, Floral Bomb, Bedroll, Shovel, Pickaxe, Magnifying Glass, 8 Bones, Signet Ring, Saber Teeth, Crumbling Venom, Journal of The Bleeding, Sword Fragment (1), Smelling Salts, Helmet (Max. health +1), Quartz, Tale of the Invincible King, Psych Documents, Merry Bow (WP:7, ranged, steals 1 gold with each successful hit except Shield-skills), Journal of The Wound, Sword Fragment (2), Grand Tonic, Emerald, Trial Brew

Johon [AKA Alf Gregory] (Bricksandparts) 25 years old male human Barbarian > Raider

Level: 21.33

Power: 29 (21+8+0)

Health: 36/36 (19+8+1+7+0)

Shield Power: (1 + 5)

Ether: ~/0

Positive effects: *Immune to:* (*Fragile*, *Cursed*), *Natural Respite*

Negative effects: (none)

Gold: 849 (186G(1), 0GB(50), 0CB(50), 0GO(80), 0CC(70), 0GC(100), 0M)

Equipment: Dog Statuette - (suitable for anyone, SP: 1, once named (Rover), speaking the name summons a dog almost certainly to tag along on madcap adventures and make snippy comments.), Sword of Decay (WP:8)(once the target is inflicted with damage they lose a quarter of the power of the strike each following turn for three turns. the effect cannot be compounded with more strikes. Suitable to Mages, Knights and Barbarians.) Hide of The Bleeding (Backwear, restores 10 HP and 5 ether for every enemy the wearer kills, suitable for anyone)

Heavy Armour – SP:5, protects from fragile-effect, suitable for barbarians and knights.

Extra Artefacts: Helmet (+1 max health), Blessed Amulet – Protects from cursed-effect.

Extra Weapons: Greatsword (WP:3), Meteor Blade (WP:8, Light elemental), Focal Staff (WP:5, Focus Fire-Roll a 3 for 5 ether Suitable for clerics and mages)

Tools: Shovel (1), Pick-axe (2), Magnifying Glass (1), Magic Compass (1)

Consumables: Potion (5), Grand Potion, Venom, Ice Bomb (1), Mead, Phoenix Essences (2), Trial Brew (1), Smelling Salts, Remedy, Nostrum, Dragon Scale (Lucky and blessed effects upon consumption)

Elements: Aquamarine (1), Emerald (1)

Scrolls: Scroll of Sleep (1), Scroll of Blindness (1), Scroll of Sealing (2), Scroll of Confusion (1)

Quest items: (None)

Elgar Gligin (played by Jedi master Brick)

Level 20.33 Evoker *Immune to Fragile!*

Power: 31

Defense: 6

Health: 30/30

Ether: 19/19

Gold: 233

Equipment: Mockthril Crossbow (WP:11), Chainmail (SP: 2, Bodywear: half damage from Fire elemental damage and double from Electric elemental damage) Emerald Hood (SP: 4, headwear, protects from Fragile)

Inventory: Fauxthril Longbow (WP: 5),Smoke Bomb, Bedroll, Emerald, Sapphire, Topaz, Opal, (Borrowed) Garnet,3 Venoms, Spade,Pickaxe,3 Potions, Trickster's Mask of the Elf(Accessory, Changes user's appearance into an Elf),Scroll of Poisoning (Grants target’s weapon the badly poisoned effect for one battle at the cost of 5 ether) ,Goblin's Wrench(WP:10,retrievable), Needlessly Large Rod (Non-Artifact Item, Curses a random enemy. Usable once per battle.) Does not prevent free hits. Grand Potion x2, Grand Tonic x3, Scroll of Sleep, Scroll of Blindness, Scroll of Confusion, Scroll of Sealing, Fireworks, Remedy, Tonic x3, Dualis Scepters (WP: 8, Club/Staff, Dual-striking)

Alexandre le Chevalier (Played by Capt.JohnPaul)

Level 18.5 Paladin, 20 year old elf male

Power: 28

Defense: 13

Health: 38/38

Ether: 18/18

Gold: 18

Equipment: Sword of the Elven Blademaster (WP: 10; ignores SP, +1 gold per successful strike), Cross Heater Shield (SP: 10) (Mail of the Renegade Commander (SP: 3; Damage of all Free Hits is halved; suitable for Knights and Barbarians), Dapper Hat (Headwear, wearer has a 1/6 chance of becoming encouraged at the start of each battle)

Inventory: Potions (4), Bedroll, Smoke Bomb, Tonic x3, Smoke Bomb, Fire Bomb, Potion, Grand Tonic, Scroll of Sealing, Elixir

Lycan Romulus Dean (played by theBoyWonder)

Level 13.5 Rogue *Immune to weakened* *Immune to Stunned*

Power: 33

Health: 17/17

Gold: 123 (95 gold owed to Thormanil and 30 to Loreal)

Equipment: Combrys (WP: 14, consecutive successful strikes raise Combry's WP by 1, unsuccessful strikes drop it to it's base WP), Scarlet Hood ^{(Headwear, Power +4, Protects from Stunned)}, Pugilist Gloves^{(Power +2, protects from weakened)}

Inventory: Bedroll, Staff of The Frog Paladin (WP:6, ^{1/6 chance of Amphibianocs Blessing (protects from damage)}), Throwing Dagger (WP6), Deadly Venom, Venom x3, Sylvania's Cowl^{(grants Animal Talk to Wearer)}, Garnet, Potion

Galen Woodward (Fugazi)

36 year old male human Rogue

Level 16

Power: 26 (16+10)

Defense: 1 (+1)

Health: 26/26 (7+15+4)

Gold: 1009

Equipment: Murkwood Thread (WP: 10), Chimera Headdress (Headwear, Suitable for Rangers and Rogues, +1 SP +4 Health), Stretchy Rubber Band (Accessory, returns thrown weapons immediately)

Inventory: Fauxthril Shuriken (WP:5, ranged), Throwing Dagger (WP:4, ranged), Bedroll, Venom, Smoke Bomb, Bomb XX, Grand Potion x4, Remedy x3, Nostrum x2, Mead x2, Fire Bomb, Deadly Venom x2, Crumbling Venom, Goblin's Wrench(WP:10,retrievable), Black Katana (WP:8), Smelling Salts x2, Trial Brew, Goblin's Wrench (WP:10,retrievable), Cast, Potion, Leather Armour (SP:1), Soma, Leather Armour (SP:1), Potion, Peculiar Egg, Leather Armour (SP:1), Hide of The Wound (+6 power to throwing weapons),

"On to *wheeze* Eidolon!"

Punii, 2 month year old Progg Alchemist

Jellies: Red x1

"Aaaargh... Roy, what just happened?"

"I think we just got served, Gary... thanks for the heal."

Hal Groans as he stand sup, supporting the weight of his body on his halberd.

"I... don't like this. Not one bit. We're being herded into the trap of the century...

Edited January 16, 2013 by Endgame

[Jedi master Brick]

"Guards. It seems we have an opportunity to end such madness. You must come and get anybody else who is willing to help. If it is a chance to end this we must go."

[TheBoyWonder]

"It's Sucide. We're going to get slaughtered probably, and the fact we are invited means its going to be a trap."

Romulus grins, before saying,

"I'm in."

[Endgame]

Hal speaks gravely.

"Those two have to say behind and protect the mayor. However..."

Hal gains a sudden burst of energy - he straightens his frame, broadens his shoulder, and starts holding his Halberd like a weapon again instead of a cane.

"I think it's time I took to the offensive.'

This war veteran is a both an adept fighter and a weathered tactician. He can use halberds, greatswords, longswords, axes, spears, clubs, and crossbows.

6: Shield: Charge! Hal notices an opening and, with a mere hand signal, gets the entire party to rush one enemy. The targetted enemy takes damage equal to every single standing party member's WP added together. None of the special effects of the weapons, such as decay, are transmitted.

5: Critical Hit: Hal does damage equal to his WPx3 plus his level.

4: Hit: Hal does damage equal to WP+level.

3: Miss: Hal misses in his assault.

2: Damage: Hal takes damage

1: Special Damage: Hal takes Special Damage.

"Hopefully you'll find me of use."

Hal steps over, the party cheering in their minds as the Guard Captain joined their ranks.

QM Note: Elgar, in your chainmail's description in your inventory, I made a mistake: you're supposed to take double damage/half damage for fire/electric elemental enemies, not fire/electric damage Two different things that was lost in translation while I was writing my QM shorthand: it has been fixed.

The Party:

Sylph Solanum (Dannylonglegs) *Party Leader!*

unknown age, unknown race Druid

Level 20

Power: 28 (20+7+1)

Defense: 0

Health: 36/36c(20+17+7+1)

Ether: 20/23 (5+16+1)

Gold: 59

Equipment: Shrapnel Bow (WP: 9, Bow. Every successful hit drops the target's SP by 1) , Ranger's Quiver (WP +1 to bows and crossbows), 20-20 glasses (headwear, +1 turn of effect for scrolls)

Inventory: Mockthril Rod (WP:7), Scroll of Frailty, Scroll of Sleep, Scroll of Blindness, Scroll of Sealing, Scroll of Confusion, 1 Potions, 1 Grand Potion, Tonic x3, Venom, Smoke Bomb, 2 Fire Bombs, 2 Ice Bombs, 3 Water Bombs, 2 Lightning Bombs, Floral Bomb, Bedroll, Shovel, Pickaxe, Magnifying Glass, 8 Bones, Signet Ring, Saber Teeth, Crumbling Venom, Journal of The Bleeding, Sword Fragment (1), Smelling Salts, Helmet (Max. health +1), Quartz, Tale of the Invincible King, Psych Documents, Merry Bow (WP:7, ranged, steals 1 gold with each successful hit except Shield-skills), Journal of The Wound, Sword Fragment (2), Grand Tonic, Emerald, Trial Brew

Johon [AKA Alf Gregory] (Bricksandparts) 25 years old male human Barbarian > Raider

Level: 21.33

Power: 29 (21+8+0)

Health: 36/36 (19+8+1+7+0)

Shield Power: (1 + 5)

Ether: ~/0

Positive effects: *Immune to:* (*Fragile*, *Cursed*), *Natural Respite*

Negative effects: (none)

Gold: 849 (186G(1), 0GB(50), 0CB(50), 0GO(80), 0CC(70), 0GC(100), 0M)

Equipment: Dog Statuette - (suitable for anyone, SP: 1, once named (Rover), speaking the name summons a dog almost certainly to tag along on madcap adventures and make snippy comments.), Sword of Decay (WP:8)(once the target is inflicted with damage they lose a quarter of the power of the strike each following turn for three turns. the effect cannot be compounded with more strikes. Suitable to Mages, Knights and Barbarians.) Hide of The Bleeding (Backwear, restores 10 HP and 5 ether for every enemy the wearer kills, suitable for anyone)

Heavy Armour – SP:5, protects from fragile-effect, suitable for barbarians and knights.

Extra Artefacts: Helmet (+1 max health), Blessed Amulet – Protects from cursed-effect.

Extra Weapons: Greatsword (WP:3), Meteor Blade (WP:8, Light elemental), Focal Staff (WP:5, Focus Fire-Roll a 3 for 5 ether Suitable for clerics and mages)

Tools: Shovel (1), Pick-axe (2), Magnifying Glass (1), Magic Compass (1)

Consumables: Potion (5), Grand Potion, Venom, Ice Bomb (1), Mead, Phoenix Essences (2), Trial Brew (1), Smelling Salts, Remedy, Nostrum, Dragon Scale (Lucky and blessed effects upon consumption)

Elements: Aquamarine (1), Emerald (1)

Scrolls: Scroll of Sleep (1), Scroll of Blindness (1), Scroll of Sealing (2), Scroll of Confusion (1)

Quest items: (None)

Elgar Gligin (played by Jedi master Brick)

Level 20.33 Evoker *Immune to Fragile!*

Power: 31

Defense: 6

Health: 30/30

Ether: 19/19

Gold: 233

Equipment: Mockthril Crossbow (WP:11), Chainmail (SP: 2, Bodywear: half damage from Fire elemental enemies and double from Electric elemental enemies) Emerald Hood (SP: 4, headwear, protects from Fragile)

Inventory: Fauxthril Longbow (WP: 5),Smoke Bomb, Bedroll, Emerald, Sapphire, Topaz, Opal, (Borrowed) Garnet,3 Venoms, Spade,Pickaxe,3 Potions, Trickster's Mask of the Elf(Accessory, Changes user's appearance into an Elf),Scroll of Poisoning (Grants target’s weapon the badly poisoned effect for one battle at the cost of 5 ether) ,Goblin's Wrench(WP:10,retrievable), Needlessly Large Rod (Non-Artifact Item, Curses a random enemy. Usable once per battle.) Does not prevent free hits. Grand Potion x2, Grand Tonic x3, Scroll of Sleep, Scroll of Blindness, Scroll of Confusion, Scroll of Sealing, Fireworks, Remedy, Tonic x3, Dualis Scepters (WP: 8, Club/Staff, Dual-striking)

Alexandre le Chevalier (Played by Capt.JohnPaul)

Level 18.5 Paladin, 20 year old elf male

Power: 28

Defense: 13

Health: 38/38

Ether: 18/18

Gold: 18

Equipment: Sword of the Elven Blademaster (WP: 10; ignores SP, +1 gold per successful strike), Cross Heater Shield (SP: 10) (Mail of the Renegade Commander (SP: 3; Damage of all Free Hits is halved; suitable for Knights and Barbarians), Dapper Hat (Headwear, wearer has a 1/6 chance of becoming encouraged at the start of each battle)

Inventory: Potions (4), Bedroll, Smoke Bomb, Tonic x3, Smoke Bomb, Fire Bomb, Potion, Grand Tonic, Scroll of Sealing, Elixir

Lycan Romulus Dean (played by theBoyWonder)

Level 13.5 Rogue *Immune to weakened* *Immune to Stunned*

Power: 33

Health: 17/17

Gold: 123 (95 gold owed to Thormanil and 30 to Loreal)

Equipment: Combrys (WP: 14, consecutive successful strikes raise Combry's WP by 1, unsuccessful strikes drop it to it's base WP), Scarlet Hood ^{(Headwear, Power +4, Protects from Stunned)}, Pugilist Gloves^{(Power +2, protects from weakened)}

Inventory: Bedroll, Staff of The Frog Paladin (WP:6, ^{1/6 chance of Amphibianocs Blessing (protects from damage)}), Throwing Dagger (WP6), Deadly Venom, Venom x3, Sylvania's Cowl^{(grants Animal Talk to Wearer)}, Garnet, Potion

Galen Woodward (Fugazi)

36 year old male human Rogue

Level 16

Power: 26 (16+10)

Defense: 1 (+1)

Health: 26/26 (7+15+4)

Gold: 1009

Equipment: Murkwood Thread (WP: 10), Chimera Headdress (Headwear, Suitable for Rangers and Rogues, +1 SP +4 Health), Stretchy Rubber Band (Accessory, returns thrown weapons immediately)

Inventory: Fauxthril Shuriken (WP:5, ranged), Throwing Dagger (WP:4, ranged), Bedroll, Venom, Smoke Bomb, Bomb XX, Grand Potion x4, Remedy x3, Nostrum x2, Mead x2, Fire Bomb, Deadly Venom x2, Crumbling Venom, Goblin's Wrench(WP:10,retrievable), Black Katana (WP:8), Smelling Salts x2, Trial Brew, Goblin's Wrench (WP:10,retrievable), Cast, Potion, Leather Armour (SP:1), Soma, Leather Armour (SP:1), Potion, Peculiar Egg, Leather Armour (SP:1), Hide of The Wound (+6 power to throwing weapons),

"Welcome to the *wheeze, cough* club, Hal!"

Punii, 2 month year old Progg Alchemist

Jellies: Red x1

"Lets roll."

Hal Bohrd, Luosh Guard Captain

Level 18

Power: 28

Defense: 3

Health: 35/35

Gold: 50

Equipment: Halberd (WP: 10) Luoshian Armor (SP: 3, Bodywear)

Inventory: Phoenix Essence, Remedy, Potion

Rolls:

6: Charge! Does damage to the target equal to all conscious party member's WP added together. The special effects in the weapon (such as decay) are not transmitted.

5: Critical Hit: WPx3+Level

"Best of luck, captain!"

"We'll protect the mayor with our lives."

Hal nods at his two employees.

"Sounds good to me." Hal turns to the heroes, and addresses them. "Have anything you need to do?"

Edited January 16, 2013 by Endgame

[Dannylonglegs]

"Let's go to the Hall and get some items. I'm not sure how many of us can buy, but we should stock up just in case. I see you have a phoenix essence. Good."

[Bricksandparts]

OoC: I think I can do some Parkour now, soon at least.