def Posted January 10, 2013 Posted January 10, 2013 Night Zero It begins in a dingy apartment in California. Hinckley prepares some sausages, as he checks Eurobricks every 30 seconds, waiting for his role PM for the untitled mafia game. "Where the heck is it? The last game has been over for over 24 hours!" He turns to the computer screen. "I just love Eurobricks so much!" "Eurobricks is like, totally awesome. I wanna get EB T-shirts printed up so people on the street know I run the place." He hits the refresh button again. "I wonder if a tattoo artist could get the stars right?" With all the noise of him talking to himself, he doesn't hear the foot steps creeping up from the floor behind him. The sound of the hammer connecting with his noggin is not unlike that of a coconut, and is satisfying to hear indeed. At that same time, around the world, the noggins of 25 other Eurobricks users feel the hammer as well. NEW ZEALAND ENGLAND HOLLAND ETC. ETC. Anyway, shortly enough, the selected folks find themselves waking up in a forbidding room. Groaning mildly, they pull themselves to their feet, and try to get acquainted with each other, though they are surprisingly familiar with each other. Cornelius Murdock takes in lean Jim Butcher. "Jimbee? Youze is a cop?" Butcher looks him up and down. "Um, I'm um, I guess so. Murdock, you're a... uh, I like your ribbon." Big Cam stares out the window, looking for any sign of the sea. "Yarrrr....." Iamded gravitates to Dragonator. "Hey Draggy! Want an apple? I got an apple if you want it. Do you want it?" Draggy gets pensive. "Uh, yeah, sure, thanks. Hey, where's Shadows? I gotta tell him my role." Cecilie, DarkDragon and Pandora gather in the corner. Cecilie looks around, "quite the sausage party we've been invited to. TinyPies' eyes perk up, "What? Sausages?" DarkDragon replies to her, "oh, there's one more lady over there, we should--" Pandora steps in. "That's Badboy." Shadows takes a step up to Tamamono. "Trying to emulate someone with those threads, kid?" Tammo stutters, "Uh, uh, yeah, you're Shadows, right?" Shadows mutters under his breath in a way audible to all, "This kid might be useful!" Zepher starts talking to nobody in particular. "Hey, it's me, Zepher. I'm nice. C'mon, somebody, talk to me." In the cavernous room, approaching footsteps are heard. The door on the balcony swings open, and a somewhat familiar face walks in. "Hello, you mother-loving dum dums... And by that, I mean you are dumb people who do in fact love your mothers." The crowd rolls their eyes in irritation. Various utterances litter the room... next he'll start the scum or dumb thing...how did he pay for the airfare?...Crikey, I need a toilet... "I apologize. That was unhostlike of me. After all, I didn't bring you here to insult you. I brought you here to kill you!" He laughs maniacally. "Mwah hah! Mwah ha hah! Bwah ha hahaha!" "Uwah ha hahahaha!" The camera pulls back a little. "Oh sorry, I forgot, the game has started. You'll all be getting your roles and allegiances shortly. This is night zero, so all with roles will have 24 hours to get their actions in, and voting will start as per usual on day one. May the best players win. And may the lazy players die a slow, humiliating death." The host def The players Shadows CallMePie Zepher Dannylonglegs DarkDragon Adam Tamamono JimButcher Hinckley Cornelius Murdock Scouty PirateDave84 Nightshroud99 Trumpetking67 badboytje88 Cecilie iamded DarthPotato Flare Alopex Pandora Big Cam Capt. Redblade Rick TinyPiesRUs Dragonator Rules (deviations from the normal EB rules are struck-through) 1. Each player will be given a character to play, who will be aligned with either the Town or the Scum. To win the game, the Town must kill off all the Scum, while the Scum needs to (knowingly) outnumber the Town. Third-party (neutral)characters have their own win conditions as outlined in their roles. 2. Each day you will be able to vote to lynch a player. Voting will be done in the following format; Vote: Player. Similarly, unvoting is to be done in the format; Unvote: Player. No other format will be accepted. A majority vote is required to lynch a player. The player with the most votes will be lynched. In the case of a tie, the mayor will decide the lynch, through their vote, or by PM if necessary. Voting is mandatory. Failure to vote will incur a vote penalty the following game day. 2.5. A mayor will be elected in the first 24 hours of the game day one. Voting for the mayor will be done in the following format: Mayor: Player. Unvoting for the mayor will not be allowed. One may vote for themselves. In the case of a tie, the first person to achieve that number will win. In the case that the mayor loses their life, a new mayor will be elected in the first 24 hours of the following game day. The mayors single duty will be that of tiebreaker. 3. A game day will last a maximum of 72 hours. You may not vote in the first 24 hours. The day will end when a majority vote has been reached after 72 hours. In the case of a unanimous vote, the day may end 24 hours early. After the day has been concluded, a night stage will commence, which will last 24 hours (or 48 hours if an emergency comes up). Night actions must be sent to the host in the first 24 20 hours of the night stage. 3.5. Players may not target the same player two nights in a row, and may not target themselves. 4. The alignment of lynched players, as well as any that died during the night, will be revealed at the beginning of the next day. 5. You may not quote or pretend to quote anything sent to you by the host via PM. That includes all the details of your character and role, as well as any night action results. Role claims and reporting of night action results are acceptable, but in your own words only. Do not attempt to use the structure of your role PM to your advantage. 6. Do not play the game outside the thread. Similarly, do not post out of character inside the thread. Game tactics and roles may only be discussed in the game thread or via PM with other players. Private discussion is done at your own risk and should be treated as part of the game. 7. If you are dead, you may not post in thread or discuss the game with any of the players. Any information you had becomes void, and may not be passed on. 8. You may not edit your posts. 9. You must post in every day thread. 10. If you encounter a problem or have a question, please contact the host via PM 11. Violation of the above rules may result in a 5 vote penalty vote penalty per every 4 living players against you, and death upon further offense.
Hinckley Posted January 10, 2013 Posted January 10, 2013 Finally, the game has started. 26 hours is unacceptable. At least this time, we're all in the same room and playing for reals. So...we get to really kill each other. Cool. My favorite part of what just happened was when Draggy woke up and said "Where's Shadows? I gotta tell him my role." Best. Mafia. Moment. Ever. Wait, I'm meta-gaming. Wait. I'm supposed to. First to post, because the opening was true!!
Zepher Posted January 10, 2013 Posted January 10, 2013 Some of you are much prettier in person than I thought you'd be. I thought you all might be "real people", I'm relieved to see you're made out of plastic too!
JimBee Posted January 10, 2013 Posted January 10, 2013 Hahaha! Look everyone is themselves! At least I'm not a dock worker this time... Or a pooper scooper for that matter...
Big Cam Posted January 10, 2013 Posted January 10, 2013 My favorite part of what just happened was when Draggy woke up and said "Where's Shadows? I gotta tell him my role." Best. Mafia. Moment. Ever. Wait, I'm meta-gaming. Wait. I'm supposed to. I assumed this would have happened before the hammer came down. So a mayor huh? Who wants to lead us to victory, or failure whichever your motive is.
Darkdragon Posted January 10, 2013 Posted January 10, 2013 Don't worry Jimbee, there will be plenty of poop to scoop. I'm sure of it.
Big Cam Posted January 10, 2013 Posted January 10, 2013 Hahaha! Look everyone is themselves! At least I'm not a dock worker this time... Or a pooper scooper for that matter... I still think of you as a pooper scooper that a dock worker uses.
JimBee Posted January 10, 2013 Posted January 10, 2013 I'll still think of you as a dock worker. Do you have disproportionate legs in real life?
Cecilie Posted January 10, 2013 Posted January 10, 2013 Ouch, my head hurts, as if it's been hit by a giant hammer. Strange feeling...
Hinckley Posted January 10, 2013 Posted January 10, 2013 I assumed this would have happened before the hammer came down. So a mayor huh? Who wants to lead us to victory, or failure whichever your motive is. We vote for that tomorrow. Are you campaigning already? Scumbag. Do you have disproportionate legs in real life? Duh, you're looking right at me. I also have the ugly new Hagrid face that makes me look older and hideous orange nerd hair. That's me. My mom says I'm beautiful.
Big Cam Posted January 10, 2013 Posted January 10, 2013 We vote for that tomorrow. Are you campaigning already? Scumbag. Duh, you're looking right at me. I also have the ugly new Hagrid face that makes me look older and hideous orange nerd hair. That's me. My mom says I'm beautiful. He who smelt it dealt it, accusing someone of scum already? Sounds like something a scum would do. We vote tomorrow but should probably discuss it today.
Hinckley Posted January 10, 2013 Posted January 10, 2013 So, is this technically a game thread or is there going to be a discussion thread. I have to know so I can link to the correct thread in my ego "Look at me!" signature. He who smelt it dealt it, accusing someone of scum already? Sounds like something a scum would do. We vote tomorrow but should probably discuss it today. Tomorrow lasts for 72 hours. That's plenty of time to discuss who we want to be mayor. If we choose one today, we invite the Scum to kill that person and set us off course. So discuss away, I guess. I nominate Big Cam.
Darkdragon Posted January 10, 2013 Posted January 10, 2013 Hinckley is actually right, if we start trying to pick a mayor tonight then they will probably just try to kill him or convert him, or do other horrible things to him. You all look really funny, by the way. I'm looking purrrrfect
Big Cam Posted January 10, 2013 Posted January 10, 2013 It's agreed then this thread is confusing and let's not discuss anything. Also I nominate Hinckley.
CorneliusMurdock Posted January 10, 2013 Posted January 10, 2013 This doesn't look like Superman hair. I'm pretty sure I asked the barber for Superman hair... I guess it could be worse. I could look like Badboy. Instead, I'm prettier. Some of you look different since I saw you last. Must have taken you all the time since Brickworld to grow that beard, Cam.
def Posted January 10, 2013 Author Posted January 10, 2013 And please, update your avatars. Day one won't start until all avatars are updated and all night actions are sent in.
CorneliusMurdock Posted January 10, 2013 Posted January 10, 2013 And please, update your avatars. Day one won't start until all avatars are updated and all night actions are sent in. Cause we wouldn't want to be all confused about who everybody is...
Flare Posted January 10, 2013 Posted January 10, 2013 Well at least I'm not as ugly as some people in this room...
def Posted January 10, 2013 Author Posted January 10, 2013 Cause we wouldn't want to be all confused about who everybody is... Truth is, we want to be informed as to who has logged on...
CorneliusMurdock Posted January 10, 2013 Posted January 10, 2013 Stop being logical and sit there while I make fun of your statements. You think you're running things, def?
Flare Posted January 10, 2013 Posted January 10, 2013 Last time I checked, insulting the host was a bad idea
CorneliusMurdock Posted January 10, 2013 Posted January 10, 2013 Last time I checked, insulting the host was a bad idea I'm just being funny. Don't make me ban you for not having a sense of humor. 'Cause I totally could.
Darkdragon Posted January 10, 2013 Posted January 10, 2013 I'm just being funny. You mean you are trying to be funny?
CorneliusMurdock Posted January 10, 2013 Posted January 10, 2013 You mean you are trying to be funny? No, I was succeeding. My kids laugh at me all the time, so I know I'm hilarious.
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