TrumpetKing Posted February 11, 2013 Posted February 11, 2013 Sorry I'm late, guys. A FABULAND themed day sounds soooo exciting! But not as exciting as Twister! I kept on telling my husband that we needed to get away from all that techno-mumbo jumbo, but I'd never thought it would happen like this. Anyways, get a grip people, we can survive a brief respite away from all that buzzing a whirring of all those gadgets and gizmos, besides now is not the time for distractions but for action. But first, breakfast. You may eat, but sit away from Phil, you bitchy beautiful daughter. Oh, and let him fantasize over his toasters if he wants. He is my son and he is beautiful the way that he is!
The Legonater Posted February 11, 2013 Posted February 11, 2013 Who would break the Internet? How exactly can one break a signal anyway? :S With a sledgehammer, I'd reckon. You wouldn't believe what they can do.
TrumpetKing Posted February 11, 2013 Posted February 11, 2013 George! Where have you been???! You haven't been skinny dipping, have you? You aren't setting a good example for your son, his prostitute lovely snuggly wugglykins is going to start thinking that's OK. Phil, mark my words, if you get that slut girl preggers I will beat you senseless, then order you to be left in Spain. Now come on George, we're going to miss Twister!!!
CMP Posted February 11, 2013 Posted February 11, 2013 George! Where have you been???! You haven't been skinny dipping, have you? You aren't setting a good example for your son, his prostitute lovely snuggly wugglykins is going to start thinking that's OK. Phil, mark my words, if you get that slut girl preggers I will beat you senseless, then order you to be left in Spain. Now come on George, we're going to miss Twister!!! I think you need some more wine to calm your nerves and allow you to enjoy our FABULAND-ous festivities today, ma'am.
Peanuts Posted February 11, 2013 Posted February 11, 2013 So I'm just wondering, I got this Crew Number assigned. Mine is 3658. Could I hear some others, please? I also have a Crew Number, but I don't know if it's, like, a good idea to share these that early. I mean, we don't even know what they're all about, right? The same reason we have such a gem of a lounge singer, obviously. That is, I don't know, but it's fun to stare at. Hey, thanks, Spanish Waiter Guy
Captain Genaro Posted February 11, 2013 Posted February 11, 2013 So our phones and other wireless devices arn't working? Well, it's a good thing that I keep all my books on my tablet. Ha, take that scum.. hey, wait a minute! Agh, this thing is wireless too! Well, if I can't read a book, I may as well join all you in your Fabulwhatever activities. If I must have a costume, I'll take the alligator one. This will remain calm and orderly, right?
CMP Posted February 11, 2013 Posted February 11, 2013 I also have a Crew Number, but I don't know if it's, like, a good idea to share these that early. I mean, we don't even know what they're all about, right? I don't really see their importance, unless maybe all the thieves are sharing a room. Mine is 4200. Hey, thanks, Spanish Waiter Guy
TrumpetKing Posted February 11, 2013 Posted February 11, 2013 Wine would be nice, but I really don't want to miss Twister.
Rumble Strike Posted February 11, 2013 Posted February 11, 2013 We don't need the Internet or radar or anything, we have the stars to guide us, so we can navigate the old fashioned way.
Scubacarrot Posted February 11, 2013 Posted February 11, 2013 I got a hunch about the crew numbers. I am not sure exactly what it means, but both of the ones I know, (thanks by the way), are Lego City sets. Whatever that means.
Rufus Posted February 11, 2013 Posted February 11, 2013 George! Where have you been???! You haven't been skinny dipping, have you? You aren't setting a good example for your son, his prostitute lovely snuggly wugglykins is going to start thinking that's OK. Phil, mark my words, if you get that slut girl preggers I will beat you senseless, then order you to be left in Spain. Now come on George, we're going to miss Twister!!! Mother, please. You said you always wanted grandchildren. We don't need the Internet or radar or anything, we have the stars to guide us, so we can navigate the old fashioned way. I'm a Scorpio. That help? :scpetic:
The Legonater Posted February 11, 2013 Posted February 11, 2013 George! Where have you been???! You haven't been skinny dipping, have you? You aren't setting a good example for your son, his prostitute lovely snuggly wugglykins is going to start thinking that's OK. Phil, mark my words, if you get that slut girl preggers I will beat you senseless, then order you to be left in Spain. Now come on George, we're going to miss Twister!!! Make it stop make it stop make it stop make it- I think you need some more wine to calm your nerves and allow you to enjoy our FABULAND-ous festivities today, ma'am. Take it. Please.
Tamamono Posted February 12, 2013 Posted February 12, 2013 *hair flip* What's up, ladies? It's a real shame that my bodyguards got killed, but I've still got a few hundred more, so I think we're all good. What's this about a FABULAND day, though? Is FABULAND some amusement park where I'll be performing? I certainly hope there'll be some teenaged girls there; they are my only audience, after all. As long as I've got swag, the companies will keep giving me platinum, keep giving me my silver, keep giving me my gold.~
Rumble Strike Posted February 12, 2013 Posted February 12, 2013 I'm a Scorpio. That help? I think you are confusing astronomy with astrology. I am a stargazer. And a Capricorn As for the passenger numbers, mine is 9491.
TrumpetKing Posted February 12, 2013 Posted February 12, 2013 Mother, please. You said you always wanted grandchildren. But not with her! *Points to Betty, who is currently occupied in trying to get a booger out of her nose.* Make it stop make it stop make it stop make it- BLAH BLAH BLAH TWISTER! BLAH BLAH SHUFFLEBOARD! BLAH TWISTER!!! Take it. Please. I did. It was exquisite. But I would much rather play Twister. It is prboalby gonner be moar fum now that I iz drunksez...... Oh, and I'm #9468
CorneliusMurdock Posted February 12, 2013 Posted February 12, 2013 I got a hunch about the crew numbers. I am not sure exactly what it means, but both of the ones I know, (thanks by the way), are Lego City sets. Whatever that means. Mine being 4201 aligns with that as well. Apparently i'm a little tippy from being loaded. That explains a lot actually. The passenger numbers don't seem to share a theme so far. I wonder what the point of that is?
TrumpetKing Posted February 12, 2013 Posted February 12, 2013 Mine is Vampyre Castle..... Maybe that explains those bumps on my face.
CMP Posted February 12, 2013 Posted February 12, 2013 Maybe they are just numbers. Well, that's no fun at all.
TrumpetKing Posted February 12, 2013 Posted February 12, 2013 Does anybody besides Bristol like singing?? I think we should have a singing party. BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CUUUUUUUUUT ME OFFFFFF!! *Diane continues to sing and dance in a clear act of drunkness, and begins to argue with herself on whether she should strip, then invite George as she pours wine over her head* *Pulls George up on stage, quickly taking his clothes off* Oh, and I asked that admiral guy about the numbers. He said that we'll find out eventually. So I think that they mean something.
Capt. Redblade Posted February 12, 2013 Posted February 12, 2013 Hmm... curious. I do not appear to have been assigned a number as yet. Show of hands, has anyone else not received a number?
Bob Posted February 12, 2013 Author Posted February 12, 2013 The last thing we can learn is that Bob has a great sense of irony. Either that, or none whatsoever! Oh you're just the worst. Mod Note: Loyalists are indeed Innocents. Just something that I didn't fix from the Excalibur rules. Fixed in the first post.
Rumble Strike Posted February 12, 2013 Posted February 12, 2013 They were specifically listed as passenger numbers, so as staff, you may not have one.
Tamamono Posted February 12, 2013 Posted February 12, 2013 Hmm... curious. I do not appear to have been assigned a number as yet. Show of hands, has anyone else not received a number? Neither have I. This is totally un-swag.
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