def Posted March 15, 2013 Posted March 15, 2013 It's a new day at the Blutziegel School for Special Learners. It's early morning, and the kids are giddy. Li'l Capt. Redblade, Li'l Walter Kovacs, Li'l Cecilie, Li'l Peanuts, and Li'l Trumpet King sit at the front of the class. Li’l Cecilie imparts knowledge on the li'l crew. “So then, like, the guy starts making these totally wacky faces, then, like, the music gets totally wacky, and he yells ‘Harlem Shake’ an’ everybody gets totally wacky. It was, like, so cool!” Li’l Peanuts nods his head in agreement. “Yeah, yeah, that sounds totally rad. I wanna check it out!” Li’l Cornelius Murdock starts running around the room. “Teacher’s coming! Teacher’s coming!” Mr. def steps in. “Good morning students! The chime's about to ring. Shouldn't you be in your seats?” Getting in position, the students greet their teacher, "Good morning, Mr. def!" Mr. def turns on the TV, reminding students where they left off. "Now, let's consider the case of the Eurobricks Mafia. Now, of course, it was a lackluster ending, what with the 'winners' merely being left in that squalid room... But there was little that could logically happen." He pauses. "Now, let’s consider the question of how to handle a mafia team that is divided in such a way. How should we handle night action results?" Li'l Big Cam raises his arms. "Mememe! ME!" Switching off the TV, Mr. def looks over the class. "Well? Somebody? Speak up! It's not like I'll belittle a wrong answer from you. Say your word!" Li'l Big Cam launches himself onto the table. "SIR! ME! I KNOW!" "Very well then, enlighten us." “Sir! It should be handled with prudence, sir!” He takes a breath. “Both to prevent outing town power roles, and to not give scum info to confirm each other with!” Mr. def looks on approvingly. “Yes, and I would add that it could be shared within a trusted town block, allowing a vigilante to take them out as well.” He takes a moment to consider how to proceed. “Alright, next question: who are the best candidates for the town masons to recruit?” Dannylonglegs shoots his hand up. “I know! It’s the veteran players with the best win record! They will be most valuable to their team confirmed!” Mr. def scowls. “I hadn’t asked you to answer. And wrong! The best choice are solid players in the middle of the pack! They are less likely to be taken out by scum in the early game days and are more likely to be of value to you. Unless scum consider this point, and decide to target them too, in which case, the best and worst players are the ideal choice.” Li’l Big Cam’s hand shoots up. “Sir, I need to go to the li’l boys room, like now! I gotta wild number two on the way” Mr. def “Very well, go. I remember what happened the last time I accused you of being the boy who cried wolf, and I don't want to need my classroom disinfected again.” Li’l Big Cam scoots out of the room with clenched buttocks. “As for our next question, are the scum better to try to recruit active players or really quiet vanilla-looking players?” The class is quiet. “Statistically, vanilla’s are still more likely to be recruitable, and less likely to be killed by scum. At the same time, they will be the ones town lynches when they have no choice, so—“ “Sweet sassy molassy! What was that?!” Mr. def makes a gesture. "Li'l Boy Wonder, go to the restroom and see what the disturbance was." Li'l Boy Wonder shuffles out the door. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A MINUTE PASSES ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Li'l Boy Wonder returns, "Li’l Big Cam? His megablocks, it exploded.” The class gasps. “Is he okay?” Li'l Boy Wonder looks at him, “No, his megablocks exploded. He’s dead. And I fished this sticky note out of the debris.” Mr. def calls, “Li’l Boy Wonder, read that message for the class!” Li’l Boy Wonder squints to read, “Uh, it says, thega me is a foot! Whatever that means.” “Oh no, I’m afraid you’re mistaken, I am well sure it says, ‘The game is afoot!’ Well class, I think you know what this means: you’re playing. This is not a test. This is the real thing, and Li'l Big Cam's ruptured rectum is surely evidence of that. You must find which of you are the killers. One of you will be convicted at the end of the day. You may vote for mayor for the time being.” "Feel free to spend time on the playground and make your call. May the best team win!" And with that, the class wonders why their parents ever signed permission slips. The Host Mr. def (def) - the teacher The Players Li'l Boy Wonder (Boy Wonder) - sleeps a lot Li'l Callmepie (CallMePie) - cranky Li'l Capt. Redblade (Capt. Redblade) - foppy hair Li'l Cecilie (Cecilie) - gung ho Li'l Chrome Knight (Chromeknight) - roo Li'l Cornelius Murdock (Cornelius Murdock) - Americana Li'l Danny Longlegs (Dannylonglegs) - tall boy Li'l Endgame (Endgame) - hit puberty early Li'l Fugazi (Fugazi) - loves Tom Cruise Li'l Hinckley (Hinckley) - Jesus Solo Li'l Kieldaman (Kieldaman) - cosplay fanatic Li'l Nightshroud (Nightshroud) - poindexter Li'l Palathadric (Palathadric) - ninja boy Li'l Pandora (Pandora) - stickler Li'l Peanuts (Peanuts) - soft head Li'l Pirate Dave (PirateDave) - piratier than Li'l Big Cam Li'l Rick (Rick) - tolerating Li'l Scouty (Scouty) - beaver Li'l Trumpet King (TrumpetKing) - enthusiastic Li'l Walter Kovacs (Walter Kovacs) - bandaged Li'l Zepher (Zepher) - not an alien The Dead Li'l Big Cam (Big Cam) - Died day one, butt blew up Rules (deviations from the normal EB rules are struck-through) 1. Each player will be given a character to play, who will be aligned with either the Town or the Scum. To win the game, the Town must kill off all the Scum, while the Scum needs to (knowingly) outnumber the Town. Third-party (neutral) characters have their own win conditions as outlined in their roles. 2. Each day you will be able to vote to lynch a player. Voting will be done in the following format; Vote: Player. Similarly, unvoting is to be done in the format; Unvote: Player. No other format will be accepted. A majority vote is required to lynch a player. The player with the most votes will be lynched. In the case of a tie, the mayor will decide the lynch, through their vote, or by PM if necessary. Voting is mandatory. Failure to vote will incur a vote penalty the following game day. 2.5. A mayor will be elected in the first 24 hours of the game day one. Voting for the mayor will be done in the following format:Mayor: Player. Unvoting for the mayor will not be allowed. One may vote for themselves. In the case of a tie, the first person to achieve that number will win. In the case that the mayor loses their life, a new mayor will be elected in the first 24 hours of the following game day. The mayors single duty will be that of tiebreaker. 3. A game day will last a maximum of 72 hours. You may not vote in the first 24 hours. The day will end when a majority vote has been reached after 72 hours. In the case of a unanimous vote, the day may end 24 hours early. After the day has been concluded, a night stage will commence, which will last 24 hours (or 48 hours if an emergency comes up). Night actions must be sent to the host in the first 24 20 hours of the night stage. 3.5. Players may not target the same player two nights in a row, and may not target themselves. 4. The alignment of lynched players, as well as any that died during the night, will be revealed at the beginning of the next day. 5. You may not quote or pretend to quote anything sent to you by the host via PM. That includes all the details of your character and role, as well as any night action results. Role claims and reporting of night action results are acceptable, but in your own words only. Do not attempt to use the structure of your role PM to your advantage. 6. Do not play the game outside the thread. Similarly, do not post out of character inside the thread. Game tactics and roles may only be discussed in the game thread or via PM with other players. Private discussion is done at your own risk and should be treated as part of the game. 7. If you are dead, you may not post in thread or discuss the game with any of the players. Any information you had becomes void, and may not be passed on. 8. You may not edit your posts. 9. You must post in every day thread. 10. If you encounter a problem or have a question, please contact the host via PM. Do not spam the hosts's PM box. 11. Violation of the above rules may result in a 5 vote penalty vote penalty per every 4 living players against you, and death upon further offense.
Dannylonglegs Posted March 15, 2013 Posted March 15, 2013 My god I am freakishly tall. Who wants to play basketball on the playground!? Oh wait, we're playing Mafia? This didn't go too well for the guys on the screen. I hope we can learn from their mistakes. I don't want my butt to blow-up.
Cecilie Posted March 15, 2013 Posted March 15, 2013 So there's a killer among us who makes our butts blow up? Sounds nasty My god I am freakishly tall. Who wants to play basketball on the playground!? I do! I do! I may be short, but I'll just dribble around those freakishly long legs of yours!
Dannylonglegs Posted March 15, 2013 Posted March 15, 2013 So there's a killer among us who makes our butts blow up? Sounds nasty I do! I do! I may be short, but I'll just dribble around those freakishly long legs of yours! Ha! I'd like to see you try to get a slam dunk against me!
Walter Kovacs Posted March 15, 2013 Posted March 15, 2013 Poor Cam! I've heard of explosive diarrhea, but DAMN! Who wants to play basketball on the playground!? I'll play. I'm always up for a good game. I promise not to rub my puss-y bandages soaked in pus on you.
Cecilie Posted March 15, 2013 Posted March 15, 2013 Ha! I'd like to see you try to get a slam dunk against me! I don't think I can jump that high anyway . I'll stick to 3-pointers
Dannylonglegs Posted March 15, 2013 Posted March 15, 2013 I'll play. I'm always up for a good game. I promise not to rub my puss-y bandages soaked in pus on you. Eeeewwww! Puss y Pus is so gross! We can play, but don't touch me.
Hinckley Posted March 15, 2013 Posted March 15, 2013 I seem to remember mr. def saying there would be no differentation between kill MOs. So, I guess two people's butts will be exploding every night.
Walter Kovacs Posted March 15, 2013 Posted March 15, 2013 I seem to remember mr. def saying there would be no differentation between kill MOs. So, I guess two people's butts will be exploding every night. Perhaps we should avoid eating the beans at the cafeteria? Damn, Scouty beat me too it. Err *to Dammit.
Piratedave84 Posted March 15, 2013 Posted March 15, 2013 Well ... Exploding butt .... Interesting and quite disturbing way to go!!!! Let's catch us some scum! First things first though; we need a mayor! Any volunteers?
Rick Posted March 15, 2013 Posted March 15, 2013 Don't eat the cafeteria food :s Perhaps we should avoid eating the beans at the cafeteria? Poor li'l Cam. I wonder who's going to clean up that mess. I doubt it's the food (or, given the variety in meals, we'd all blow up), I'd be more worried about someone trying to stick something up your...
Walter Kovacs Posted March 15, 2013 Posted March 15, 2013 Well ... Exploding butt .... Interesting and quite disturbing way to go!!!! Let's catch us some scum! First things first though; we need a mayor! Any volunteers? After seeing what happened to mayors in EB I, I don't think I want the job. In all seriousness, the job of mayor isn't that big a deal. In all (def's) games where there has been a mayor, have any ties ever come up during a lynch? I don't recall any, but I'm not fully versed in it, either. Poor li'l Cam. I wonder who's going to clean up that mess. Sounds like you just volunteered!!
CorneliusMurdock Posted March 15, 2013 Posted March 15, 2013 Dude, that is one lousy way to go. Whatever he had, I don't want any. We'll miss you, Li'l Big Cam. A game? Is it recess already?
XimenaPaulina Posted March 15, 2013 Posted March 15, 2013 Killers among kids? Why on earth would young people like us kill? I don't understand why. I'll ask my mommy when I get home. Isn't it recess time yet? I'm getting hungry, and for the nth time, I have an ice cream yet again for snack. I hate ice cream, it's cold and boring, not much excitement. Oh well, not much I can do about it... In all seriousness, the job of mayor isn't that big a deal. Then I'll get the ball rolling and nominate you as our Mayor. Mayor: Li'l Walter Kovacs. It's been a while we've seen you here in school pal, nice to have you back.
Hinckley Posted March 15, 2013 Posted March 15, 2013 Then I'll get the ball rolling and nominate you as our Mayor. Mayor: Li'l Walter Kovacs. It's been a while we've seen you here in school pal, nice to have you back. Now that's just mean.
Fugazi Posted March 15, 2013 Posted March 15, 2013 Woah, that's a nasty mess. I wonder what Tom Cruise would say if his megablocks exploded. I'm sure he would just keep smiling and look cool. Then I'll get the ball rolling and nominate you as our Mayor. Mayor: Li'l Walter Kovacs. It's been a while we've seen you here in school pal, nice to have you back. That's cute. Now that's just mean. So is this Mayor role such a dangerous position?
XimenaPaulina Posted March 15, 2013 Posted March 15, 2013 Now that's just mean. So is this Mayor role such a dangerous position? Yeah what's the big fuss about being Mayor? When did a tie-breaker position become dangerous?
Pandora Posted March 15, 2013 Posted March 15, 2013 His megablocks exploded? Eeewwwwww. That's just gross. Although how Li'l Boy Wonder knew his bottom was the source of the explosion is anyone's guess. So is this Mayor role such a dangerous position? Well, considering Li'l Walter had said: After seeing what happened to mayors in EB I, I don't think I want the job. it seems like a strange thing for Li'l Kiel to do to.
Walter Kovacs Posted March 15, 2013 Posted March 15, 2013 Then I'll get the ball rolling and nominate you as our Mayor. Mayor: Li'l Walter Kovacs. It's been a while we've seen you here in school pal, nice to have you back. I suppose I should have seen that coming. Now that's just mean. I know, right? So is this Mayor role such a dangerous position? Yeah what's the big fuss about being Mayor? When did a tie-breaker position become dangerous? In EB I, Cornelius Murdock was the first mayor, and was immediately scumkilled (or was it the Vig?) that night. Hinckley was voted the next mayor, and then immediately lynched that day. I think the third mayor actually survived for a few days, but after the first two, noone was really stepping up for the position.
XimenaPaulina Posted March 15, 2013 Posted March 15, 2013 it seems like a strange thing for Li'l Kiel to do to. It was supposed to be a nomination made in jest, but I guess it rubbed some sensitive people the wrong the way. I honestly see no danger in being Mayor (and I have no prior knowledge of what happened in previous games). But if people are going to chicken out for holding this historically dangerous position, then I might as well 'volunteer'. I realize I can't unvote Li'l Walter and then vote for myself, but the majority could still nominate me to 'punish' for my 'cuteness' and 'meanness'.
Fugazi Posted March 15, 2013 Posted March 15, 2013 In EB I, Cornelius Murdock was the first mayor, and was immediately scumkilled (or was it the Vig?) that night. Hinckley was voted the next mayor, and then immediately lynched that day. I think the third mayor actually survived for a few days, but after the first two, noone was really stepping up for the position. Interesting, but likely coincidental, right? Mayor is not a really important role until perhaps the end of the game. Were there any ties to break in EB1? But if Mayors are for any reason more subject to scrutiny (investigations) than other players, then perhaps it's not a role that scum would be interested in holding early on.
Pandora Posted March 15, 2013 Posted March 15, 2013 It was supposed to be a nomination made in jest So you used your one and only unchangeable vote as a joke? You couldn't have just said "how about you do it Li'l Walter?"?
Capt. Redblade Posted March 15, 2013 Posted March 15, 2013 It was supposed to be a nomination made in jest, but I guess it rubbed some sensitive people the wrong the way. I honestly see no danger in being Mayor (and I have no prior knowledge of what happened in previous games). But if people are going to chicken out for holding this historically dangerous position, then I might as well 'volunteer'. I realize I can't unvote Li'l Walter and then vote for myself, but the majority could still nominate me to 'punish' for my 'cuteness' and 'meanness'. You're braver man than I, Li'l Kiel. Mayor: Li'l KielDaMan
XimenaPaulina Posted March 15, 2013 Posted March 15, 2013 So you used your one and only unchangeable vote as a joke? Yes, because: a) I believe voting for Mayor isn't much of a big deal. If it was a one and only unchangeable lynch vote then I wouldn't have carelessly cast my vote like that. b) My one vote isn't crucial as it can be easily overturned by the majority. What weight does my one measly vote have against 20 more votes? I'll reiterate again, the vote was made as a light-hearted welcome joke to Li'l Walter, if people would take it the wrong way then I can't do anything about that.
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