Wong Wang Posted April 22, 2013 Posted April 22, 2013 I am not a racoon! I am a loveable panda who missed seeing the thunder thighs scar. And remember, math is helpful, and so are stories. Maybe somebody will write a book about us and mention us one day!
Orion Kettleboil Posted April 22, 2013 Posted April 22, 2013 Don't worry, Harriet Slutter! We're all very happy to abandon our shops and families and slaughter each other so you can go to wherever it is you're going. ...Is it just me, or is Harriet bending over a lot? I guess they don't call it doggy style for nothing. So... I have a shop, where I assume I sell three things: -Books (naughty ones) -Cream What's the third thing?
Ariattny Sugarbottom Posted April 22, 2013 Posted April 22, 2013 What's the third thing? What do you mean? Maybe somebody will write a book about us and mention us one day! Don't count on it.
Orion Kettleboil Posted April 22, 2013 Posted April 22, 2013 What do you mean? Naughty books + cream = 2 items. What's the third??
Ariattny Sugarbottom Posted April 22, 2013 Posted April 22, 2013 Naughty books + cream = 2 items. What's the third?? No it's not.
Harriet Slutter Posted April 22, 2013 Posted April 22, 2013 Did someone say they missed seeing my scar? I suppose I can bend over again. *bends over* I do hope there are plenty of older virile men at Pigblister's I can bend over for...to study the dark magic of my thunder-shaped scar, of course.
Orion Kettleboil Posted April 22, 2013 Posted April 22, 2013 No it's not. Let's take this for example. Your friend Steve has one wiener, and your friend Jeff has another wiener. How many wieners is that???
Ariattny Sugarbottom Posted April 22, 2013 Posted April 22, 2013 Let's take this for example. Your friend Steve has one wiener, and your friend Jeff has another wiener. How many wieners is that??? Look buddy, you are just jealous. Now buy something or get out of my store. How about that!
Harriet Slutter Posted April 22, 2013 Posted April 22, 2013 My, what a dirty place. All anyone talks about is bending over and wieners... Oh my!
Langston Lionheart Posted April 22, 2013 Posted April 22, 2013 Harriet Mooner! Nice butt scar, that's totally wizard! If you or anybody else (anybody that's not an Odor Eater ) gets hurt, you run right to me, for I am a healer in this world of anthropomorphic wizards Let's take this for example. Your friend Steve has one wiener, and your friend Jeff has another wiener. How many wieners is that??? Hmm, I don't know the answer to that, Mr. Kettlecorn, but it sounds like a lot of fun!I have some extra sausages, too !
Helena Hippopaw Posted April 22, 2013 Posted April 22, 2013 I am a loveable panda who missed seeing the thunder thighs scar. That's what I said, raccoon
Wong Wang Posted April 22, 2013 Posted April 22, 2013 That's what I said, raccoon Like the raccoon that didn't eat garbage but rather boats?
Boris Biddlesdorf Posted April 22, 2013 Posted April 22, 2013 So I'm a tad confuzed. What exactly is thunder shaped like? Why is my wand shaped like a broom? Are we going to talk about catching Odor Eaters or just continue on about weiners and counting? Poor old Boris is confused, Instead of a wand, a broom I used!
Harriet Slutter Posted April 22, 2013 Posted April 22, 2013 What is it shaped like? I thought I had been thorough. All right, I suppose I can show you again. *bends over* Amazing how it's the exact shape of thunder, isn't it?
Lulu Pittoolo Posted April 22, 2013 Posted April 22, 2013 Roooooooooaaaaaaaaaaar! What an honor to have Harriet Slutter and her thunder-shaped butt scar visiting our Seks Ewe! Don't worry, I'll utilize everything I know about Magizoology and magical cocks and whatnot to get you to school safely! Roooooooooaaaaaaaaaaar!
Looney Lumpylove Posted April 22, 2013 Posted April 22, 2013 Are we going to talk about catching Odor Eaters or just continue on about weiners and counting? And how do you propose to do that? The only way I see is to get the Odor Eaters talking, and idle conversation seems like a good place to start. Probably the only place to start. I just had a thought. Could the Odor Eaters be aliens? So they have a saucer nearby? If they do, we could see them all together. Of course, they couldn't be the same species as our benevolent Alien Overlords, the mice. They must be from a different planet. Now we need to find and kill these Alien Odor Eaters, before they usurp our Benevolent Alien Overlords!
Barkonius Twitch Posted April 22, 2013 Posted April 22, 2013 Hi all! As sad as I am that you're not getting to school, I sure am happy to have you here, Harriet! I'm the Gardener round these parts, so give me a holler if you need any bushes looked into! I'm sorry that everyone else is goofing around and counting wrong. I guess they don't want to catch those Odor Eaters! But I sure do!
Bartholomew Bearbutt Posted April 22, 2013 Posted April 22, 2013 My oh my Harriet that's a real sweet bum scar you have there! I can tell you're an uptooooown giiirl who's been living in an uptown woooooorld! As a Quidditch referee I'm used to playing with balls, but if you ever want to play with my balls you only have to ask! Aaand when she's waaaaalking she's loooooking so fi-e-i-e-ine!
Snarky Snickerpuss Posted April 22, 2013 Posted April 22, 2013 Knock knock! "Who's there?" Harriet Slutter's bum! He he he... Anyway, let us wrap our sleeves, unbuckle our belts, pull our pants down and gas these Odor Eaters into oblivion!
Boris Biddlesdorf Posted April 22, 2013 Posted April 22, 2013 And how do you propose to do that? The only way I see is to get the Odor Eaters talking, and idle conversation seems like a good place to start. Probably the only place to start. I'm sorry. I didn't realize there was a grand purpose going on there. Go ahead, people, continue idly chatting. Lovely weather today, eh? I hear that it'll be weathering all week. Though the conversation is batty, Boris will allow you all to stay chatty!
Barkonius Twitch Posted April 22, 2013 Posted April 22, 2013 I have to I'm sorry. I didn't realize there was a grand purpose going on there. Go ahead, people, continue idly chatting. Oh, you dog you, a grand purpose to all this talk you say? To get me into bed, no doubt. Well, I won't come easily, but just keep chatting, and we'll see what happens. These first days are always just ramblings and ravings. There's nothing to go on right now. I'll go water my roses.
Belinda Bugglesby Posted April 22, 2013 Posted April 22, 2013 Thunderbutt, oh mighty and powerful! If I rub it do I get three wishes? *commences rubbing Harriet Slutters' buttocks* I wish to kill all the odor eaters! I wish for some flapjacks! I wish that I was a real bunny, with the voice of Patrick Stewart!
Nicholas Dickory Posted April 22, 2013 Posted April 22, 2013 My, my, such an interesting bum scar, isn't it? Not nearly as interesting as my Twatty's though, isn't that right, Twatty? I'm sorry. I didn't realize there was a grand purpose going on there. Go ahead, people, continue idly chatting. Lovely weather today, eh? I hear that it'll be weathering all week. Though the conversation is batty, Boris will allow you all to stay chatty! If you'd done this before, surely you'd know that idle conversation is the only way to start on the first day? Don't be so overanxious, okay?
Looney Lumpylove Posted April 22, 2013 Posted April 22, 2013 I think I know why our Benevolent Alien Overlords chose me so readily. It's because I'm hung like a huge bull elephant. Harriet, wanna see how I make my applesauce? I'll put it into any orifice you'd like. Oh, and you should see what I can do with my trunk.
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