Looney Lumpylove Posted April 22, 2013 Posted April 22, 2013 Well, I just got out of the pisser, and I'm astonished. Apparently our Benevolent Alien Overlords gave me a sex change last time they visited. Those wacky mice. So boys, who wants a taste of my applesauce now? You ladies are welcome, too. I'd hate to leave anyone out. You'd think with their technology the mice could have given me a nice rack.
Rutherford HablabbleBibble Posted April 22, 2013 Posted April 22, 2013 Harriet, you should know better than to go showing off your rump to any strange who asks! There are Odor Eaters among us. They might-.....hmm. I don't know what they might do, but I don't imagine it's particularly peasant!
Flabflom Flimflam Posted April 22, 2013 Posted April 22, 2013 Harriet, you should know better than to go showing off your rump to any strange who asks! I'm not sure we actually asked. Well, I just got out of the pisser, and I'm astonished. Apparently our Benevolent Alien Overlords gave me a sex change last time they visited. Those wacky mice. Looney the androgynous Elephant! That nicely explains the Lumpy part. Wait... I need to check something, 'be back. *runs for the loo*
Firuz Foxtail Posted April 22, 2013 Posted April 22, 2013 Well, I just got out of the pisser, and I'm astonished. Apparently our Benevolent Alien Overlords gave me a sex change last time they visited. Those wacky mice. So boys, who wants a taste of my applesauce now? You ladies are welcome, too. I'd hate to leave anyone out. You'd think with their technology the mice could have given me a nice rack. I might have something in my lab to help with that rack.
Nicholas Dickory Posted April 22, 2013 Posted April 22, 2013 Well, I just got out of the pisser, and I'm astonished. Apparently our Benevolent Alien Overlords gave me a sex change last time they visited. Those wacky mice. That's not fair, some mice I know are perfectly normal, okay? Can I help it if I have a speech impediment or my dear Twatty is a hypochondriac? Does that make us bad people?
Looney Lumpylove Posted April 22, 2013 Posted April 22, 2013 I might have something in my lab to help with that rack. Y'know, I've been thinking about it. But some guys like the 'itty bitty titty committee' look, so I'll just go with what I got and see what kind of action I can get. That's not fair, some mice I know are perfectly normal, okay? Can I help it if I have a speech impediment or my dear Twatty is a hypochondriac? Does that make us bad people? I never meant to insult you. Far from it. You and Twatty are obviously descendents of the mice that originally built this planet. Fear not, your cousins are returning soon from the heavens to call you back to the stars! Wait, you have a speech impediment?
Bartholomew Bearbutt Posted April 22, 2013 Posted April 22, 2013 I'm not sure we actually asked. She was asked a couple of times now. Don't you want to see Harriet's bum scar? I want to see it again! Walk like an Egyptshuuuuuuuuuun!!!
Firuz Foxtail Posted April 22, 2013 Posted April 22, 2013 She was asked a couple of times now. Don't you want to see Harriet's bum scar? I want to see it again! I'd like to see it again, too. I didn't get a good look last time because Boris was blocking my view. Y'know, I've been thinking about it. But some guys like the 'itty bitty titty committee' look, so I'll just go with what I got and see what kind of action I can get. You're saying no to the most handsome fox in Seks Ewe Alley? Your loss, kinda like when we first met Luke and we had to tie him up because he didn't want to be part of the feast.
Nicholas Dickory Posted April 22, 2013 Posted April 22, 2013 I never meant to insult you. Far from it. You and Twatty are obviously descendents of the mice that originally built this planet. Fear not, your cousins are returning soon from the heavens to call you back to the stars! Wait, you have a speech impediment? Well, thanks for the compliment then? And haven't you noticed how I can only ask questions? As part of the curse that gypsy woman put on me? That speech impediment?
Looney Lumpylove Posted April 22, 2013 Posted April 22, 2013 Well, thanks for the compliment then? And haven't you noticed how I can only ask questions? As part of the curse that gypsy woman put on me? That speech impediment? Yes, I had noticed it. But I've already started to ignore it. That's not quite right. I've already accepted it and read hear it as normal speech. I thought you meant you had a lisp.
Wong Wang Posted April 22, 2013 Posted April 22, 2013 Nothing a little math can't fix, Nicholas! Keep in mind that people in stories all the time have that problem, like the guy who fell out of a window onto a spear and then could only shout for the rest of his life (which was only 90 years after he was speared was when he died) and then used magic to louden his voice and become a teacher for the deaf!
Catalina Kittywhisker Posted April 22, 2013 Posted April 22, 2013 I'm sorry that everyone else is goofing around and counting wrong. I guess they don't want to catch those Odor Eaters! But I sure do! Yet you yourself "goof off" in this post: Oh, you dog you, a grand purpose to all this talk you say? To get me into bed, no doubt. Well, I won't come easily, but just keep chatting, and we'll see what happens. As others have said, it's the conversations like these that get people talking and conversing. We can't just expect evidence to come out of the blue. We need to work towards finding it, even if it means talking like this.
Nicholas Dickory Posted April 22, 2013 Posted April 22, 2013 I wonder if some of the overeager people might be consciously trying to look like responsible members of the Order of the Penis? Do they want to establish their innocence or maybe make it look like they're innocent?
Durmudgelous Krup Posted April 22, 2013 Posted April 22, 2013 Look buddy, you are just jealous. Now buy something or get out of my store. How about that! If we want to catch those evil odor eaters, you have to cooperate with us. Learn your math so you can count them or tell us what is the third thing you are selling in your store. Plwease? Are you smuggling dragons? Trading dragons are prohibited around here. So ya'll know.
Drubulum Panck Posted April 22, 2013 Posted April 22, 2013 Yeah! Who would want to seel or trade poor ol' dragons anyway. That's terrible. By the way, you can rent any of me great shes if you want a smokin' night. No smugglin' or sellin' included. Great stuff. You seem like a dragon lover inside your heart dear Durmudgelous Krup. Want me to set your head alight?
Gertrude Tincanchew Posted April 22, 2013 Posted April 22, 2013 Oh, am I tardy to the party? I missed Harriet's thunder bum. But, hi, I'm Gertrude Tincanchew. I'm the Caretaker here at Seks Ewe. I'm so sad that some of us have been brainwashed by those stenchy Odor Eaters! I may not be the best at magic, but I do specialize in tin-cantations and cantrips!
Catalina Kittywhisker Posted April 22, 2013 Posted April 22, 2013 I wonder if some of the overeager people might be consciously trying to look like responsible members of the Order of the Penis? Do they want to establish their innocence or maybe make it look like they're innocent? To me, it seems like a great opportunity for Odor Eaters to try to act as leaders when members of the Order of the Penis, or even other Odor Eaters, are supposedly goofing off. Telling people to stop goofing off and trying to act like a leader like that is, in my opinion, a great way to seem helpful but not really be helpful.
Looney Lumpylove Posted April 22, 2013 Posted April 22, 2013 You're saying no to the most handsome fox in Seks Ewe Alley? Your loss, kinda like when we first met Luke and we had to tie him up because he didn't want to be part of the feast. Well, if you put it that way, c'mon over to my place. We'll see what your elixir can engorge. While we're at it, we can make applesauce as well.
Godric Goaty-Blather Posted April 22, 2013 Posted April 22, 2013 Roooooooooaaaaaaaaaaar! Roooooooooaaaaaaaaaaar! Stop that! You're not a lion! At least, you don't look like a lion. Maybe I am blind. I don't think I'm blind. Seeius Alloutus! Nope, you still aren't a lion, or a tiger, or a bear. Sorry.
Twatty Tittlesteen Posted April 23, 2013 Posted April 23, 2013 Whew! How long have I been out? I had a major case of napitis. Nicholas, I am in no way a hypochondriac. However, I may have afraidofinflammatorydiseaseitis, if that is what you're suggesting. And I'd watch out, it does happen to be pretty contagious. Harriet, I love that little bum of yours! No, not the crocodile, but the bum on your bottom, the one with the scar! How did you get it again? Was it bornwithititis? I happen to be the barsmaid here. Would you and your friends like to come into my bar (Either the Quintuple Mops or the Pig's Cranium, I can't quite remember), have some margarinevodka, and start a long sex train with Nicholas, the other animals living here, and I? It would be sooo lovely! But just make sure you don't get my tonedeafitis, man, that stuff is horrid! I don't think anybody likes it. THIS GIRL IS ON FIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRREEEEE!!!!!! AT A PAYPHONE!!!!!! RIGHT BY A THRIFT SHOP, WITH $20 IN HER POCKEEEETTT!!!!
Orion Kettleboil Posted April 23, 2013 Posted April 23, 2013 I'm here! Hi! It seems your napitis was contagious, but I've made a fine recovery~! Anything happenin' around here??
Durmudgelous Krup Posted April 23, 2013 Posted April 23, 2013 Hi Twatty, we meet again. I read from ancient scrolls that your wand might be the cause of all your illnessesilitis. If I could take a look at your wand, maybe I can figure things out for you?
Catalina Kittywhisker Posted April 23, 2013 Posted April 23, 2013 Hello? Anybody here? It is pretty quiet, especially considering it's day 1. And here I thought you all were social people. I believe the only person that hasn't spoken up yet is Dillpickle Catterweed, correct? Hopefully he'll show up soon along with more conversations from people.
Boris Biddlesdorf Posted April 23, 2013 Posted April 23, 2013 I wonder if some of the overeager people might be consciously trying to look like responsible members of the Order of the Penis? Do they want to establish their innocence or maybe make it look like they're innocent? You might be getting better about that speech thing. That first sentence was hardly a question. I'd hardly consider myself overeager. My pants are still dry, see? It just semed to me that the conversation was getting more than a little derailed. I understand perfectly well that the first day of these situations are filled with fluff, I just figured we should broach the subject of, I don't know, lynching scum at some point today. If folks want to talk about gender misunderstandings and such, more power to them. I know I'm a (*checks in pants*) dude, so I think that puts me ahead of the game somewhat. Guess I'll just observe for a while, then, while you furballs sort those things out. Nicholas' speech might be getting better, Bruno is certainly no pants-wetter!
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