Hinckley Posted May 5, 2013 Author Posted May 5, 2013 vote tally Helena Hippopaw: 12 votes (Gertrude Tincanchew, Nicholas Dickory, Twatty Tittlesteen, Dillpickle Catterweed, Rutherford Hablabble-Bibble, Firuz Foxtail, Ariattny Sugarbottom, Bartholomew Bearbutt, Lulu Pittoolo, Timly Dimplebop, Orion Kettleboil, Barkonius Twitch) Ariattny Sugarbottom: 1 vote (Helena Hippopaw) Orion Kettleboil: 1 vote (Belinda Bugglesby)
Gertrude Tincanchew Posted May 5, 2013 Posted May 5, 2013 What I wonder is what you people are trying to accomplish by being such pickle-dickles? A few of you have mentioned that you don't care whether town or scum wins now so long as Helena is lynched. Great! What a great way to play! Talk about a lack of sportsmanship! We are supposed to lynch scum here, that's our main goal. That's the rules of life to go against that and saying you don't care is just a waste to us all and shows that the rules don't concern you so long as you can get the last laugh on the likes of Helena. Honestly, she's not worth your time. We can be pretty sure that Helena is not scum, because if she is she has to be a pretty idiotic one, but in our great desire to lynch Helena, let's not forget to look at other situations that need our attendance. Sure we're all mad at her. She's annoying and it is our responsibility to lynch her, so why not? I understand that, but let's not waste this day in arguing with someone who will not be convinced by your arguments and who cannot convince you of hers. Focus on what's going on around us. Scum are tearing apart the town bit by bit, and we've got to do something to change that. Why must you waste our day by posting such garbage-filled rants that don't help us with anything? Are you trying to convince the rest of us to vote for Helena? Maybe, but you don't think that we can see that she's a liar ourselves? The situation has been clearly laid out and I think it's pretty obvious what the possibilities are as far as Helena bluffing or being sincere, etc. Let's focus on more important things. Helena may be our lynch for today, but we've got tomorrow to think about as well. For now I'm blank, but I'm going to put on my thinking cap and try to come up with something. We all know we need it. Have you even read the thread? She's 1/2 of a serial killer that probably can recruit a partner tonight. We win when OEs AND 3rd parties alike are dead. Also, she's a massive prick. Trying to save her is majorly scummy, since a SK on the loose would benefit them far more than Town.
Helena Hippopaw Posted May 5, 2013 Posted May 5, 2013 I won't be able to be here when the day ends, so I'll have to share my info a little early. About 24 hours from now. The bitter town voting for me have that much time to save the town. It's amazing that not one of them can admit that they are voting with the scum, a sure sign they are making a huge mistake Hey Gertrude, I know the town PRs... That's the point, not that you're bitter because I teased you. Grow up and play with your head.
Barkonius Twitch Posted May 5, 2013 Posted May 5, 2013 The OoTP cannot win with the SK alive. We need to kill you.
Helena Hippopaw Posted May 5, 2013 Posted May 5, 2013 The OoTP cannot win with the SK alive. We need to kill you. It's true, but you shouldn't do it today. Do it another day. You know who I am, it's not like I'm going anywhere. If the town were to change their votes now, it would be a roadmap to finding the scum, since the scum will push for my lynch hardest.
Gertrude Tincanchew Posted May 5, 2013 Posted May 5, 2013 It's true, but you shouldn't do it today. Do it another day. You know who I am, it's not like I'm going anywhere. If you couldn't do SOMETHING to win, you would have died with Pink. I'd bet you can recruit and start killing again. No way are you surviving til the night, since even if the vig kills you the recruited water bearer could presumably just recruit a new toaster salesman and the kills would start again.
Barkonius Twitch Posted May 5, 2013 Posted May 5, 2013 You have rather flimsy logic. What do you hope to accomplish by living longer? Clearly SOMETHING, so we have to kill you.
Drubulum Panck Posted May 5, 2013 Posted May 5, 2013 Have you even read the thread? She's 1/2 of a serial killer that probably can recruit a partner tonight. We win when OEs AND 3rd parties alike are dead. Also, she's a massive prick. Trying to save her is majorly scummy, since a SK on the loose would benefit them far more than Town. Did you even read my post? You have posted nothing but trash today. Focus on what's important! Helena is being lynched. I never argued that fact, I even said it's our duty to lynch her. You have rather flimsy logic. What do you hope to accomplish by living longer? Clearly SOMETHING, so we have to kill you. Barkonius, for instance, look at this post. What do you have to gain by telling Helena this? Don't you think we all realize that she is trying to stay alive for a reason? Don't you think she knows that as well? Why fill up space with needless comments like this. Again, who are you trying to convince? Helena? We're lynching her. Don't you realize that? What more do you have to prove? The lynch is set let other discussions begin. If you have nothing useful to say. Don't say it. It's difficult enough scanning through pages of material without having to waste time loading pages full of needless filler posts.
Helena Hippopaw Posted May 5, 2013 Posted May 5, 2013 You have rather flimsy logic. What do you hope to accomplish by living longer? Clearly SOMETHING, so we have to kill you. So if it were you, you would just roll over and die? That's poor sportsmanship, don't you think? Survival is its own reward.
Belinda Bugglesby Posted May 5, 2013 Posted May 5, 2013 Unvote: Orion Kettleboil Vote: Gertrude Tincanchew Yeah, makes a lot of sense for the scum to try and go out and save the serial killer; when everyone else wants her dead... Also, just because two people work together and need each other to win doesn't mean that the other will die because one did.
Helena Hippopaw Posted May 5, 2013 Posted May 5, 2013 Sounds fine to me. Unvote: Ariattny Sugarbottom Vote: Gertrude Tincanchew
Twatty Tittlesteen Posted May 5, 2013 Posted May 5, 2013 Guys, is it really necessary to lynch Helena? If she could convert, don't you think that would be a cult? And don't you think they would have converted someone by now? Is it really worth losing a bunch of important townies just so we can lynch the person who we want? I don't really think so, sorry. Helena may be a fucknugget, but the chances of her surviving the night are zero regardless. I think we should change our votes, and just ignore Helena so she can live what little time she has left in solitude. Unvote: Helena Hippopaw Now to decide who to vote for....
Twatty Tittlesteen Posted May 6, 2013 Posted May 6, 2013 Has anybody noticed that Bartholomew seems to be hiding in the middle of us all? Does anybody think it would be alright to vote for Bartholomew today, and allow somebody to kill Helena the fucknugget tonight? It would keep her from revealing the PR's since it isn't against the rules, otherwise the Overlord would have said something about it being an illegal play. Vote: Bartholomew Bearbutt
Helena Hippopaw Posted May 6, 2013 Posted May 6, 2013 Well, I've heard from the watcher, and they believe that the one who blocked me was none other than one of the ones trying to lobby for a lynch of me: Barkonius Twitch. Basically, four people (including the watcher) targeted me last night. One was the town bodyguard, the other claimed to be a second bodyguard (who I would say is less trustworthy since they didn't try to contact me while assuming I was the cop), and another claiming to have used a one-off protection on me. Either of those latter two seem scummy, but I agree the second bodyguard claim sounds fishiest. That's Barkonius. So, town has a scummy option on the table. Vote for me and kill the town, or vote for someone scummy. I even let the watcher know I'd connect them to the vig if I live, since right now the vig is all by their lonesome, having only confessed to me. What a dilemma for town! (It's no dilemma for scum, they want to lynch me, and short-sighted townies are helping! So embarrassing for town ) Unvote: Gertrude Tincanchew Vote: Barkonius Twitch The choice is abundantly clear. I am an architect.
Twatty Tittlesteen Posted May 6, 2013 Posted May 6, 2013 Helena, you just admitted to being able to kill, which you have yet again lied about. I am OK with switching the lynch to Barkonius, if everybody else doesn't mind. It will keep our PR's safe, after all.
Helena Hippopaw Posted May 6, 2013 Posted May 6, 2013 Has anybody noticed that Bartholomew seems to be hiding in the middle of us all? Does anybody think it would be alright to vote for Bartholomew today, and allow somebody to kill Helena the fucknugget tonight? It would keep her from revealing the PR's since it isn't against the rules, otherwise the Overlord would have said something about it being an illegal play. Why in the world would that be an illegal play? Some townies told me their info, and I can use that as I wish. I am not, and was never town, and even if I were recruited town, it still wouldn't be against the rules. That's my info to do with as I please. Under what rule does it say that I must keep town's secrets? Your whole train of thought is baffling. All of the town who think my strategy is anti-game or something, it's totally baffling. There is nothing wrong or illegal at all with what I'm doing. You just happened to be playing a game where there was a two-killer serial killer team, which means the strategy for playing needs to be adjusted. It's your responsibility to roll with it, and not postulate ridiculous ideas like "illegal play". Twatty Helena, you just admitted to being able to kill, which you have yet again lied about. No I didn't. You misread something.
Twatty Tittlesteen Posted May 6, 2013 Posted May 6, 2013 Wait, I have a question. What's with the several occupations you keep saying? Wait, I have a question. What's with the several occupations you keep saying? Why in the world would that be an illegal play? Some townies told me their info, and I can use that as I wish. I am not, and was never town, and even if I were recruited town, it still wouldn't be against the rules. That's my info to do with as I please. Under what rule does it say that I must keep town's secrets? Clearly you didn't read that correctly. I said it can't be an illegal play, because the alien overlord would have confirmed it being illegal by now if it was. You said you were blocked. What other action do you have?
Twatty Tittlesteen Posted May 6, 2013 Posted May 6, 2013 Really if you think about it, there's no reason a town bodyguard would block Helena if it sounded like she was a town PR. What kind of herpy-derpy townie would do that? Assuming Helena isn't fibbing, we might have an OE.
Helena Hippopaw Posted May 6, 2013 Posted May 6, 2013 I already explained my role! Weren't you paying attention, or was it lost in a sea of whiners swearing at me and having hurt feelings. Pink and I had to target together in order to kill. Last night, I was blocked, which is why Ariattny is still alive to regale us with her scintillating wit (what was that one, ah, go megabluck yourself... what a droll quip, establishing her as one of the higher minds here ). Anyway, I was blocked, so we all have to put up with her for today. Unfortunately, now that my dear sister is gone, I can only curse people with their character traits for the following day. That is why I expected to die today. I figured, despite being siblings, we were lovers, so imagine my surprise when I woke up, my sister gone, and I was still here. If I thought otherwise, why would I have put my neck out to save her? If I could recruit, as Barkonius thinks, why wouldn't I stay quiet day three, even help lynch Pink, assuming I could recruit? As for the roles, the watcher hasn't explained it 100% clearly to me, or maybe I read it too fast, but they said Barkonius was the scummy one, according to them. Clearly you didn't read that correctly. I said it can't be an illegal play, because the alien overlord would have confirmed it being illegal by now if it was. Why would that even be a question? I was attacking the very concept that you could think it a possibility that it was an "illegal play." In a game that started with Wong Wang, it takes a lot to be the most ridiculous thing, but "illegal play" is the one. There was zero reason for anyone to think I was breaking rules. Zero.
Twatty Tittlesteen Posted May 6, 2013 Posted May 6, 2013 Well, it makes more sense in this situation for Barkonius to be scum, so Unvote: Bartholomew Bearbutt Vote: Barkonius Twitch.
Nicholas Dickory Posted May 6, 2013 Posted May 6, 2013 Well, I've heard from the watcher, and they believe that the one who blocked me was none other than one of the ones trying to lobby for a lynch of me: Barkonius Twitch. Basically, four people (including the watcher) targeted me last night. One was the town bodyguard, the other claimed to be a second bodyguard (who I would say is less trustworthy since they didn't try to contact me while assuming I was the cop), and another claiming to have used a one-off protection on me. Either of those latter two seem scummy, but I agree the second bodyguard claim sounds fishiest. That's Barkonius. So, town has a scummy option on the table. Vote for me and kill the town, or vote for someone scummy. I even let the watcher know I'd connect them to the vig if I live, since right now the vig is all by their lonesome, having only confessed to me. What a dilemma for town! (It's no dilemma for scum, they want to lynch me, and short-sighted townies are helping! So embarrassing for town ) Unvote: Gertrude Tincanchew Vote: Barkonius Twitch The choice is abundantly clear. I am an architect. I'm sorry, but why would the watcher tell you anything now that you've shown us all your true colours? Seems to me they wouldn't want anything more to do with you, would they? Guys, is it really necessary to lynch Helena? If she could convert, don't you think that would be a cult? And don't you think they would have converted someone by now? Is it really worth losing a bunch of important townies just so we can lynch the person who we want? I don't really think so, sorry. Helena may be a fucknugget, but the chances of her surviving the night are zero regardless. I think we should change our votes, and just ignore Helena so she can live what little time she has left in solitude. Unvote: Helena Hippopaw Now to decide who to vote for.... Has anybody noticed that Bartholomew seems to be hiding in the middle of us all? Does anybody think it would be alright to vote for Bartholomew today, and allow somebody to kill Helena the fucknugget tonight? It would keep her from revealing the PR's since it isn't against the rules, otherwise the Overlord would have said something about it being an illegal play. Vote: Bartholomew Bearbutt Up until now I trusted you, more or less, but this? This seems to me very off, okay? Why Bartholomew? What has he done? Granted, he seems to be one of the quieter ones, but does being quiet automatically make one an OE? Not in my experience, hmm? This seems like a desperate ploy to get at least some people off Helena's back, doesn't it? Asking permission to lynch Bartholomew, and it sounds like you know it won't have much effect, doesn't it? Well, it makes more sense in this situation for Barkonius to be scum, so Unvote: Bartholomew Bearbutt Vote: Barkonius Twitch. Whose word do we have to go on here? Only Helena's, and haven't we established that we can't trust her as far as we can throw her massive hippo megablocks? Unvote: Orion Kettleboil Vote: Gertrude Tincanchew Yeah, makes a lot of sense for the scum to try and go out and save the serial killer; when everyone else wants her dead... Also, just because two people work together and need each other to win doesn't mean that the other will die because one did. This is clearly an OMFGUS vote, isn't it? And it sounds to me like it should mean exactly that, doesn't it? If Helena is useless without her partner, what would be the point in keeping her alive? We have to kill OEs and third parties to win, and in my experience there usually aren't a lot of vanilla third parties running around, are there? I've already railed against Helena so much that I can't unvote her without looking like a hypocrite and a wimp, but you best watch yourself, okay, Belinda?
Orion Kettleboil Posted May 6, 2013 Posted May 6, 2013 As for the roles, the watcher hasn't explained it 100% clearly to me, or maybe I read it too fast, but they said Barkonius was the scummy one, according to them. Ask him about the order they appeared in. That might give us a clue.
Helena Hippopaw Posted May 6, 2013 Posted May 6, 2013 I'm sorry, but why would the watcher tell you anything now that you've shown us all your true colours? Seems to me they wouldn't want anything more to do with you, would they? Because I've been 100% cooperative with them, and we have an understanding. You're not in the town block, so all you can do is wrongly hypothesize. I think scum know who the watcher is, so I suggested they out themselves in thread, but that's up to them. I've already railed against Helena so much that I can't unvote her without looking like a hypocrite and a wimp, but you best watch yourself, okay, Belinda? Said in a true scummy way. You're voting for town's best interests, just for your ego. Way to be a team player You're totally scummy. Really, the town block knows I'm telling the truth, so the bullshitters here, like Gertrude and Nick here, will be sticking out as obvious scum. So, I am helping the town after all. I just can't help it Ask him about the order they appeared in. That might give us a clue. The one who targeted me told me in advance that they would, and has been in dialogue with them for a few days. Barkonius has been unclear with their night actions to the watcher. And Nick is scummy. He's making a campaign against me, because the alternative is me helping the town block and lynching his scum-buddy. What a scumbag!
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