Gertrude Tincanchew Posted May 4, 2013 Posted May 4, 2013 I'm not saying I'm the town block leader, I'm saying I know who the PRs are. That's a big difference. The clues are out there, you just need to put them together Or, again, you could try not being a useless fucknugget.
Helena Hippopaw Posted May 4, 2013 Posted May 4, 2013 Gertrude, tell the town one usedul thing you have done so far. Just one, and if you can't, knock off the potty mouth. It's not clever, nor is it accurate. Grow up.
Drubulum Panck Posted May 4, 2013 Posted May 4, 2013 Listen "matey", you deliberatly lied to us by claiming that Purplonia was town. Lynch all liars as the saying goes. Clearly you are not town or there would have been no reason to lie. What are you waiting for exactly? Trying to give us the least time possible to make a decision? And it seems like the scum have done the only useful thing for us this game in killing Purplonia.
Gertrude Tincanchew Posted May 5, 2013 Posted May 5, 2013 Gertrude, tell the town one usedul thing you have done so far. Just one, and if you can't, knock off the potty mouth. It's not clever, nor is it accurate. Grow up. Leading a lynch on the serial killer, until you screwed it up by telling everyone she was 100% Town? Does that count? Anyway, this seems to be a daily thing for me, maybe even a catchphrase: LYNCH ALL LIARS! You're going down, hipposcum.
Twatty Tittlesteen Posted May 5, 2013 Posted May 5, 2013 Also, Helena, Purplonia's ever so gracious response to you clearing her is quite odd. There is definitely something going on behind the scenes.
Helena Hippopaw Posted May 5, 2013 Posted May 5, 2013 Twatty is doing much better than using her head than Gertrude is. Gertrude, you failed to lead a lynch on the SK. That makes you useless. Furthermore, leading a lynch on the SK hardly makes you town, since the scum would be happy to do that too. The only things you've done this game are jack and shit, so don't be too high on yourself. You certainly won't be lynching me today What's with so many critters calling others useless? So far, nobody has done a single useful thing in this situation, except the scum. So, maybe, in that way, Gertrude has been 'useful'.
Gertrude Tincanchew Posted May 5, 2013 Posted May 5, 2013 Twatty is doing much better than using her head than Gertrude is. Gertrude, you failed to lead a lynch on the SK. That makes you useless. Furthermore, leading a lynch on the SK hardly makes you town, since the scum would be happy to do that too. The only things you've done this game are jack and shit, so don't be too high on yourself. You certainly won't be lynching me today What's with so many critters calling others useless? So far, nobody has done a single useful thing in this situation, except the scum. So, maybe, in that way, Gertrude has been 'useful'. Whose fault is it that the lynch failed, though?
Helena Hippopaw Posted May 5, 2013 Posted May 5, 2013 Yours, because you were incompetent at turning it around. Duh.
Gertrude Tincanchew Posted May 5, 2013 Posted May 5, 2013 Yours, because you were incompetent at turning it around. Duh. And now you're lying again. Yours, because you claimed you knew 100% sure she was Town. Why on Earth would I have tried to lynch her once you said that? hmpf:
Helena Hippopaw Posted May 5, 2013 Posted May 5, 2013 Because you're not a useless fucknugget, right? Take some responsibility for your actions, come on!
Gertrude Tincanchew Posted May 5, 2013 Posted May 5, 2013 Because you're not a useless fucknugget, right? Take some responsibility for your actions, come on! I'm failing to see your logic here. Are you saying that I SHOULD have pushed to lynch Purplonia when you told everybody she was 100% town?
Helena Hippopaw Posted May 5, 2013 Posted May 5, 2013 I'm saying you have lierally done nothing useful, so you shouldn't name call, and shouldn't have a swollen head. When you catch scum, then it might be sort of tolerable, but until then, it's just embarrassing to watch.
Orion Kettleboil Posted May 5, 2013 Posted May 5, 2013 When you catch scum, then it might be sort of tolerable, but until then, it's just embarrassing to watch. I do feel like both of you are town, but Helena, I'm ~pretty sure~ you haven't caught any scum either.
Helena Hippopaw Posted May 5, 2013 Posted May 5, 2013 But I'm not running around calling people useless, except to illustrate the irony of Gertrude doing so.
Gertrude Tincanchew Posted May 5, 2013 Posted May 5, 2013 I'm saying you have lierally done nothing useful, so you shouldn't name call, and shouldn't have a swollen head. When you catch scum, then it might be sort of tolerable, but until then, it's just embarrassing to watch. I haven't done anything useful (because your megablocking up my lynch on the SK discounts catching her in the first place as useful, apparently), but at least I haven't been a detriment to the town like you.
Nicholas Dickory Posted May 5, 2013 Posted May 5, 2013 Yours, because you were incompetent at turning it around. Duh. No. No no no f-u-c-k you no get ducked no. You know what? I'm so pissed off right now that I'm willing to break with the constant question-asking bit. Not only is Helena being deceitful, obstructive, and colossally, impossibly, f-u-c-k-i-n-g stupid, now she's being arrogant. Helena, you told us Purplonia was 100% town and you were sure Godric was scum, as in the phrase... I know Pink is town. That's why I'm so sure scum is making a play to save Godric. With the votes split like this, one of the tas to be scum. And it's Godric. I bet my life on it. Lynch me tomorrow if he isnt. You told us beyond any shadow of a goddamn doubt that the lynch Gertrude was leading was going after the wrong person and we should lynch Godric. Because of a spell that must have turned us into a bunch of simpering morons for the rest of the day (don't worry, I count myself as one of the morons), we believed you. The lynch was taken off Purplonia and onto Godric, because you said so. We figured you must be claiming Cop or something, but it is now clear that is not the case. You deliberately misled us into lynching Godric. This is your damn fault, all of it. Because you're not a useless fucknugget, right? Take some responsibility for your actions, come on! And you take your own sodding advice. I'm saying you have lierally done nothing useful, so you shouldn't name call, and shouldn't have a swollen head. When you catch scum, then it might be sort of tolerable, but until then, it's just embarrassing to watch. Hey, she tried. She tried to lead a lynch on Purplonia and, as I have previously stated, you lied to us and ducked. It. Up. You, on the other hand, have done... what exactly? You have misled us into a mislynch for one. But you did give us our target for today, so I suppose that's something. *looks at clock* Oh, come on, we still have an hour and a half before we can vote? But I want to get rid of Helena noooow. But I'm not running around calling people useless, except to illustrate the irony of Gertrude doing so. No, but at the same time, you're being a huge detriment to the town. Honestly, Helena? I don't give a hot shit whether you're town, scum, or a third party, at this point I just want to see you go. It's like the old song says: "I used to want you dead but, Now I only want you gone." ... ... Rant over, okay? I just- isn't it astounding how somebody who has wasted everybody's time and votes like this could be so pigheaded? And I'm back to the questions, aren't I? And it's times like this I really wish I could say "f-u-c-k" in any of its present tenses, rather than having to spell it, you know? Anyone with me on this?
Gertrude Tincanchew Posted May 5, 2013 Posted May 5, 2013 No. No no no f-u-c-k you no get ducked no. You know what? I'm so pissed off right now that I'm willing to break with the constant question-asking bit. Not only is Helena being deceitful, obstructive, and colossally, impossibly, f-u-c-k-i-n-g stupid, now she's being arrogant. Helena, you told us Purplonia was 100% town and you were sure Godric was scum, as in the phrase... You told us beyond any shadow of a goddamn doubt that the lynch Gertrude was leading was going after the wrong person and we should lynch Godric. Because of a spell that must have turned us into a bunch of simpering morons for the rest of the day (don't worry, I count myself as one of the morons), we believed you. The lynch was taken off Purplonia and onto Godric, because you said so. We figured you must be claiming Cop or something, but it is now clear that is not the case. You deliberately misled us into lynching Godric. This is your damn fault, all of it. And you take your own sodding advice. Hey, she tried. She tried to lead a lynch on Purplonia and, as I have previously stated, you lied to us and ducked. It. Up. You, on the other hand, have done... what exactly? You have misled us into a mislynch for one. But you did give us our target for today, so I suppose that's something. *looks at clock* Oh, come on, we still have an hour and a half before we can vote? But I want to get rid of Helena noooow. No, but at the same time, you're being a huge detriment to the town. Honestly, Helena? I don't give a hot shit whether you're town, scum, or a third party, at this point I just want to see you go. It's like the old song says: "I used to want you dead but, Now I only want you gone." ... ... Rant over, okay? I just- isn't it astounding how somebody who has wasted everybody's time and votes like this could be so pigheaded? And I'm back to the questions, aren't I? And it's times like this I really wish I could say "f-u-c-k" in any of its present tenses, rather than having to spell it, you know? Anyone with me on this? I love you so much right now. Wanna go f-u-c-k?
Nicholas Dickory Posted May 5, 2013 Posted May 5, 2013 I love you so much right now. Wanna go f-u-c-k? I'll see if Twatty's up for a t-h-r-e-e-w-a-y, shall I?
Helena Hippopaw Posted May 5, 2013 Posted May 5, 2013 Thing is, I feel very confident I won't be lynched. Why is that?
Gertrude Tincanchew Posted May 5, 2013 Posted May 5, 2013 Thing is, I feel very confident I won't be lynched. Why is that? Maybe because you're stupid.
Orion Kettleboil Posted May 5, 2013 Posted May 5, 2013 You have to admit, if Helena's scum, she's got a brass pair.
Gertrude Tincanchew Posted May 5, 2013 Posted May 5, 2013 Oh Gerturude, you are such a black pot. Only if you're a white kettle, because we're nothing alike. I have more than two brain cells to rub together, you don't, I tell the truth, you lie, I'm town, you're scum. Shall I go on? You have to admit, if Helena's scum, she's got a brass pair. Helena doesn't have a pair at all, she's a dumbfuck girl.
Twatty Tittlesteen Posted May 5, 2013 Posted May 5, 2013 I'll see if Twatty's up for a t-h-r-e-e-w-a-y, shall I? Tee-Hee! OK! Helena, you did tell us to lynch you if Godric was town, so don't go telling us how townie you are, you're being a fatass hippo liar, and we all have a good reason to lynch you regardless. I don't honestly know how you expect to survive today. You say you know you won't be lynched, with your 100% surity again. I have no idea how you think that, unless you have some sort of megablocking scum spell, which I hope you don't.
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