Dillpickle Catterweed Posted May 5, 2013 Posted May 5, 2013 Ah, Drubulum, thou art a remedy for high-proof melancholy when it doth befall me. Helena, thou pribbling rough-hewn wagtail. Thou hast made us those that thou doth offend, and thou shalt suffer in accordance with the consequences of thy trespasses, be it in this life or the next. Through no fault of our own. Thou hath brought the ill winds of anger upon thyself with thy lies and blackmail. Furthermore, it doth seem thy lies continue. Tis clear thou didst not die with Purplonia. As Rutherford states, tis also unlikely that the conditions of thy victory would not be reliant upon the life of another. For all I know, thy killing spree shall continue on thy own. Until thou doth provide some evidence that thou wilt help town, which thou hath not done, thou art more of a hindrance alive than dead. The town will be the stronger for it. Vote: Helena Hippopaw As for thee, Twatty, thou art high on my list of those who I wouldst seek to lynch in lieu. I am much more put at ease by thine offer to act as mouthpiece for the town PR's. Tis not scummy in the least.
Helena Hippopaw Posted May 5, 2013 Posted May 5, 2013 Good one Dilly. As has been established, a vote against me is a vote against town. No more need be said by thou.
Gertrude Tincanchew Posted May 5, 2013 Posted May 5, 2013 I think Gertrude can't comprehend the situation. I think the saner elements of town better talk her off the ledge. In the meantime Gertrude, still waiting for your single useful action this game. I expect to wait a long time I think Helena can't comprehend the idea of good sportsmanship. I think the saner elements of town better policy lynch her. In the meantime Helena, still waiting for your single legitimate reason for you not to die. I expect to wait a long time.
Hinckley Posted May 5, 2013 Author Posted May 5, 2013 Mod note: This is once again your Alien Overlord. What is this madness I hear in this thread? What fools speak beneath me that express themselves so poorly?? I have never never had to step into a game and intervene in this way and it absolutely disgusts me to do so. But you have left me no choice! Due to the circumstances of today's thread, I have modified the "Gamer" group to bypass the swear filter. That is all...
Dillpickle Catterweed Posted May 5, 2013 Posted May 5, 2013 I shall be happy to unvote thee when thou doth explain how thou art helping in addition to the following: 1. If thou were to die with Purplonia according to thy play, why art thou still alive? 2. How can it be that if thou art still alive and a part of this affair, that thou cannot win? I simply do not believe it.
Rutherford HablabbleBibble Posted May 5, 2013 Posted May 5, 2013 A vote against you is a vote against you, Helena. Vote: Helena Hippopaw. Mod note: This is once again your Alien Overlord. What is this madness I hear in this thread? What fools speak beneath me that express themselves so poorly?? I have never never had to step into a game and intervene in this way and it absolutely disgusts me to do so. But you have left me no choice! Due to the circumstances of today's thread, I have modified the "Gamer" group to bypass the swear filter. That is all... The Overlord has spoken! megabluck yeah!!!
Gertrude Tincanchew Posted May 5, 2013 Posted May 5, 2013 megabluck! megabluck megabluck megabluck! Fuckitty megabluck. megabluck.
Firuz Foxtail Posted May 5, 2013 Posted May 5, 2013 For the record, without Pink, I cannot kill, therefore I cannot win. Why should we believe you on this? You've openly lied and manipulated to stay alive this far. Or are you just buying time to recruit another partner?
Gertrude Tincanchew Posted May 5, 2013 Posted May 5, 2013 And most importantly, megabluck you, Helena!
Firuz Foxtail Posted May 5, 2013 Posted May 5, 2013 Oh, and just because I can, megabluck megabluck megabluck!!
Nicholas Dickory Posted May 5, 2013 Posted May 5, 2013 seriously, whiners, what is unsportsmanlike about playing the only card you have to survive? Play the game, hunt the scum, and don't complain about someone using tactics unavailable to you. I am a pioneer So, about 24 hours into voting, the town will have an idea of who the scum are. My gift to town. Hardliners, demanding my lynch will be scum or super dumb town. TOWN, don't vote for me. You are the majority. Save the Hippo, save the world! (That's how the sating goes, right?) How about giving the scum the names of three of the town's most powerful assets, so as to ensure that the scum can swiftly erode away the town's only chance of survival? By giving them the names, you give them the game; how's that for unsportsmanlike? Also, would you believe a thought has occured to me? We know the scum has only one killer, right? Or at least that seems to be the case, doesn't it? If we accept that Helena can no longer kill, and we accept that the vig would probably not want to off outed townies, that leaves us with the one scum-killer, right? The killer can only take out one person a night, which means it may be Day Seven before they can kill all of Helena's hostages, assuming they start tonight, right? Granted, they may be able to block, but that would still leave one person free, wouldn't it? They could block the Doctor and kill the vig, but the watcher would be free to see who did it, wouldn't he? Or they could block the vig and kill the watcher, but the Doctor would be able to save one of them, yes? Or they could kill the doctor and block the vig, but wouldn't the watcher again be free? And they wouldn't want to block and kill the same person, because that would a) be absolutely pointless and b) leave two other PRs free to run around, okay? However you slice it, it would take a few nights for the scum to get rid of the town PRs, and they certainly wouldn't be able to lynch those people, would they? Can we swear now? Shit piss megabluck megablock cocksucker mutha megablocker tits! This feels good, doesn't it?
Helena Hippopaw Posted May 5, 2013 Posted May 5, 2013 I expected to die with Pink. I didn't. Oh well. I can't kill without her. Poor sportsmanship dictates I roll over and die. I am not a poor sport. I, neutral Helena, will persevere, or else take the foolish town who end my game down with me. Afterall, town has the votes. I have given the town their blueprint for survival, from here, it sits on their shoulders. I am a pioneer. I say this with controll of my facilities, and am in no way flipzing out. This is a Mexican standoff. I won't back down.
Rutherford HablabbleBibble Posted May 5, 2013 Posted May 5, 2013 This is a Mexican standoff. Well, you're loosing.
Twatty Tittlesteen Posted May 5, 2013 Posted May 5, 2013 Holy megabluck yes! Praise the lord, Jesus has come to help us! Ormat least the Alien Overlord. megabluck you Helena, I'd rather you die at this point. You are useless if you are in contact with the PR's, and if you reveal them, then megabluck you. You leave us no choice, other than to turn our votes around, which is not going to happen, it seems. 'Or at', not 'ormat' Also, you are useless if you are in contact and won't say anything.
Gertrude Tincanchew Posted May 5, 2013 Posted May 5, 2013 I expected to die with Pink. I didn't. Oh well. I can't kill without her. Poor sportsmanship dictates I roll over and die. I am not a poor sport. I, neutral Helena, will persevere, or else take the foolish town who end my game down with me. Afterall, town has the votes. I have given the town their blueprint for survival, from here, it sits on their shoulders. I am a pioneer. I say this with controll of my facilities, and am in no way flipzing out. This is a Mexican standoff. I won't back down. Good sportsmanship dictates that you accept you lost, if you're even telling the truth about your role. I find it ridiculous that you would continue to live if winning for you was impossible.
Helena Hippopaw Posted May 5, 2013 Posted May 5, 2013 Well, you're loosing. Besides not knowing how to spell 'lose,' you also don't know what a Mexican standoff is. Everyone loses, though in this case scum win, because town have ignorant, unstrategic players left... Though I'll take a little blame for that for killing Catalina She wasn't stupid. Godric, you've well-established you don't know what's going on, why keep it up?
Firuz Foxtail Posted May 5, 2013 Posted May 5, 2013 Rule 11: If you are converted, you must accept your new affiliation. If it's proven that you gave up your new team after conversion, the whole game will be null and you will most likely not be asked to play one of my games again. Just saying.
Gertrude Tincanchew Posted May 5, 2013 Posted May 5, 2013 Besides not knowing how to spell 'lose,' you also don't know what a Mexican standoff is. Everyone loses, though in this case scum win, because town have ignorant, unstrategic players left... Though I'll take a little blame for that for killing Catalina She wasn't stupid. You don't know how to spell control, flipping, or that after all is two words, so I think he has you beat in the brains department.
Helena Hippopaw Posted May 5, 2013 Posted May 5, 2013 Gertrude proves she's dumb yet again! Man, records are meant to be broken, eh? Foxy, I was in no way converted, so no worries.
Nicholas Dickory Posted May 5, 2013 Posted May 5, 2013 Gertrude proves she's dumb yet again! Man, records are meant to be broken, eh? Foxy, I was in no way converted, so no worries. Inanities like this do nothing to help you, okay? And are we just supposed to accept you were not converted? As if you're telling the truth? Don't you know that ship sailed when you assured us Purplonia was town?
Helena Hippopaw Posted May 5, 2013 Posted May 5, 2013 Who are you, Nick Dick, other than someone trying to doom town with your vote? The town appreciates your two cents
Gertrude Tincanchew Posted May 5, 2013 Posted May 5, 2013 Who are you, Nick Dick, other than someone trying to doom town with your vote? The town appreciates your two cents He's a guy with a sense of decency, unlike some hippos I know. The town doesn't appreciate your two cents, we want you to accept your loss and go down without making more of an megablocks out of yourself.
Nicholas Dickory Posted May 5, 2013 Posted May 5, 2013 I told you; I'm the Who are you, Nick Dick, other than someone trying to doom town with your vote? I told you; I'm the guy who tells you to knock that shit off and play nice, alright? So knock that shit off and play nice, alright?
Orion Kettleboil Posted May 5, 2013 Posted May 5, 2013 I'm conflicted right now. Part of me is ready to put my little monkey head through a brick wall ( !!!) due to this new development, yet part of me is so amused that we're literally being held at gunpoint by a psychopathic fuckscrew while the scum sit back and laugh their little megablocks off. It's not bad sportmanship, this is a game of life and death. If she wants to play this way she can, and I admire such a play. That being said, I'll hold off voting for her because of the gravity of her rant. Yet, can she even be trusted? We know that yesterday she did lie, a lot. I'm guessing that she wants to reveal these people to another one of the PR's on her list tomorrow, if she survives. Or, she can continue playing this card and blackmailing the town. Thing is, how much longer can she live? What's her point? What happens day 6 Helena? Do you win? Am I the only one who's seriously pinged by this post? I don't even know why this pings me so much. It's like I don't have any control over my little monkey hands - I feel like I could type "Vote: Belinda Bugglesby" at any time without even intending it. Does anyone else get that? megablocking trippy, man. Gertrude, you really don't get it. I'm not spoiling the game at all. I'm saying if town ends my game, I'll end town's game. Seems fair and balanced to me. A tantrum would look totally different, in my opinion. I state this as a matter of strategy, and had planned it before day three ended. "I'm not throwing a tantrum, I just want to ruin the game for everyone else because my gambit failed and my partner died!! " Until thou doth provide some evidence that thou wilt help town, which thou hath not done, thou art more of a hindrance alive than dead. The town will be the stronger for it. Vote: Helena Hippopaw Dillpickle, I'm not an expert on hostage situations or anything, but it sounds to me like she's pretty serious about outing everything if we don't let her live. I kinda-sorta feel like lynching a serial killer who can't kill just because we're pissed off at the fact that she's throwing a tantrum. Basically, Helena's a four year old holding her breath in the toy store to get what she wants. While the proper response to that situation is to hold your breath too (well, that's debatable, but... ), but that would do us no good here. There's no reason to make Helena give up and go into time-out, as she has nothing to left to lose; she already lost the game. Don't forget that our purpose here is to kill odor eaters. Is Helena an odor eater? Pretty sure she's not. So, basically, ignore her and lynch scum. Anyone have any suggestions for non-Helena lynches? Like I said before, Belinda's post pings me a lot for no particular reason (do I subconsciously pick up on her scumtells?). I'm not sure how I feel about Langston/Rutherford these days. Lulu/Timly/Looney seem like alright lynches too. They don't really do much. Although, then again, neither do I. Oh well, I digress... Mod note: This is once again your Alien Overlord. What is this madness I hear in this thread? What fools speak beneath me that express themselves so poorly?? I have never never had to step into a game and intervene in this way and it absolutely disgusts me to do so. But you have left me no choice! Due to the circumstances of today's thread, I have modified the "Gamer" group to bypass the swear filter. That is all... I like this development. It's pretty tripin-megablocking-dicular, if I do say so myself.
Firuz Foxtail Posted May 5, 2013 Posted May 5, 2013 Foxy, I was in no way converted, so no worries. I wasn't referring to you. I was reminding everyone that conversion is a possibility, as in you trying to convert someone. An hour out from the end of the day you will have nothing to gain by revealing the PR roles, other than being a vengeful bitch. Do it earlier and you'll guarantee everyone votes for you. I'm willing to call your bluff. Vote: Helena Hippopaw
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