LegoDad Posted May 24, 2013 Posted May 24, 2013 You don't need a pill to go deep space, my Male Lover. Sorry, there wasn't enough potty humor today so I had to fill the void... Leave it... Wow, mind blown.
CMP Posted May 24, 2013 Posted May 24, 2013 No, the Jester. To keep her from getting lynched. I'm female? You know, hosts always seem to like to hide things from crazy roles like mine, but that is just too much! One Infectious Pill, please. Maybe I'll get lucky and to put me out of my infected misery you'll lynch me. A gal can hope, right?
Walter Kovacs Posted May 24, 2013 Posted May 24, 2013 I'm female? The Benevolent Alien Overlords work in mysterious ways.
Zepher Posted May 24, 2013 Author Posted May 24, 2013 "Voting is now open. It is an hour early, but I have to go to work." "Where's that interlude?" snarls a passerby. "Didn't you hear him say that he had to go to work? I'm sure it's coming later!" says someone else gleefully. "Where does a werewolf work?" asks someone else. "Everyone be quiet. The interlude will come when it comes. Damn other hosts, spoiling you with comics. There used to be no such thing as an interlude. Remember, the person with the most votes in ~48 hours will be lynched. If there is no lynch, I'll eat one of you at random."
Bob Posted May 24, 2013 Posted May 24, 2013 The obvious one for a lynch is jamesn, since he's the "First Day Lynch" character, but let's think a bit outside the box on this one. Nothing has really picked up to me, so I'm going to reread the day thread a bunch of times until something inane pops up.
Walter Kovacs Posted May 24, 2013 Posted May 24, 2013 Well, I certainly don't want to be eaten at random. Unfortunately, random is likely to rule the day, as we have next to nothing to go on for a lynch. Heck, only a handful of people even tried to do something constructive this morning. The Jester wanted to be lynched all morning. How does (s)he feel about it now?
CMP Posted May 24, 2013 Posted May 24, 2013 The Jester wanted to be lynched all morning. How does (s)he feel about it now? Exactly the same. I'm the Jester, my sole purpose is get to lynched by annoying everyone in every way possible! Just like your sole purpose is to kill everyone in the most painful way possible. Can't say I have any suspects yet, but my joy-loving, innocent (yet empty and devoid) eyes are peeled for anything fishy. Six people have only posted once, but it's barely been a day, so that's hardly conclusive. Then there's the Treestump.
TrumpetKing Posted May 24, 2013 Posted May 24, 2013 I'll have the Mystical Pill, please, because I heard that they contain a day's serving of rainbows, unicorns, and carbohydrates. Mr. Cult Leader, how is it that what I said appears to be a defense? I can see how, but my true intention was to say that the Talking Animal's logic wasn't making much sense. I couldn't tell if he was joking or not, so I brought up a clarification. I do hope he was joking, because I don't think lynching people based off of looks is a great plan. And lovers, I never got my answers about the bananas in your pants. I'm starving over here....
Kristel Posted May 24, 2013 Posted May 24, 2013 I'd like the Pill of Paradise please, because that's where I am right now with all this chocolate ice-cream! I agree there hasn't been much to go on so far. There have been a couple of posts that I've marked up for further consideration. I'm going to go over the day thread again and then come back with my thoughts so far.
Esurient Posted May 24, 2013 Posted May 24, 2013 Greetingz Mizter Pillz Manz, I amz thez NPC andz I comez inz peacez. 23) Pill from the ZubZub System will do just fine for me. Zzz A couple of posts caught my attention. Although it is rather weird for these biological beings to act in such a way in Day 1, I will continue to watch them with my huge eyes. Peacez withz uz allzz.
CMP Posted May 24, 2013 Posted May 24, 2013 A couple of posts caught my attention. Although it is rather weird for these biological beings to act in such a way in Day 1, I will continue to watch them with my huge eyes. Which ones, may I ask, my gelatinous green friend?
Esurient Posted May 24, 2013 Posted May 24, 2013 Greetingz Mizter Jesterz, I amz thez NPC andz I comez inz peacez. Which ones, may I ask, my gelatinous green friend? There's nothing conclusive at this moment since it is Day 1 and I could be wrong but there you go. Um, anyone else notice that the snake charmer appears to be flipping us all off with his red arms/hands? See, these straight-on headshots are NOT flattering. However, I'm sure as can be that it's meant to be a hint and we must lynch him immediately! Only scum would be making obscene gestures in their photos! Surely, you must realize that they are snakes, correct? Perhaps you are the true Godfather, attempting to get rid of a poor, lowly man who is forced to charm snakes, just because of his occupation? I still don't know what animal you are, though. May I pet you? Ah, yes, those would be my snakes. They're just sticking out their tongues. I think... You be askin' fr' it, if ya' ask me, matey. I'm sorry, asking for what? I don't quite understand your statement. Still looking for that Godfather... seeing as the only place I can search is practically nowhere, I've taken the opportunity to search everybody's pants... Lovers, it appears both of you are keeping bananas in your pants... Are you collecting them, or saving them? I would love a banana if I may have one. Peacez withz uz allzz.
Adam Posted May 24, 2013 Posted May 24, 2013 Greetings. I am the stump. You may find that I am quiet. Such is the way of the stump. I shall take the Mystery Pill. Why? Because I can feel in my bark that it is the right choice.
Hinckley Posted May 24, 2013 Posted May 24, 2013 There's nothing conclusive at this moment since it is Day 1 and I could be wrong but there you go. It's certainly not conclusive if you don't conclude by telling us what you think is suspicious about those particular posts...
jimmynick Posted May 24, 2013 Posted May 24, 2013 I had a look over the day thread as well and two posts caught my attention. Um, anyone else notice that the snake charmer appears to be flipping us all off with his red arms/hands? See, these straight-on headshots are NOT flattering. However, I'm sure as can be that it's meant to be a hint and we must lynch him immediately! Only scum would be making obscene gestures in their photos! Coming out with wild and baseless accusations on the first page of the first day strikes me as peculiar. I am cultist. We love cultivating things. Great puns aside, will The Cultist come back to the conversation? It's certainly not conclusive if you don't conclude by telling us what you think is suspicious about those particular posts... Good point, Faceset Headset Female Lover!
fhomess Posted May 24, 2013 Posted May 24, 2013 Coming out with wild and baseless accusations on the first page of the first day strikes me as peculiar. Your accusation seems almost as baseless as that one... except that I took yours like you actually meant it. I also think people should stop harassing the Female Lover for having a painted on headset. It's not that different than my mother-in-law painting her eyebrows on... Actually, I'm pretty sure she's scum, so maybe you're onto something.
TrumpetKing Posted May 24, 2013 Posted May 24, 2013 I have to admit, I also find the talking animal's baseless accusation somewhat odd, but I think we should wait and hear what he has to say before we jump to any conclusons.
Purpearljellyblob Posted May 24, 2013 Posted May 24, 2013 I will go for lucky number 20! The Royalty Pill The NPC and the First Day Lynch may have a point, I suppose we should wait and see...
Hinckley Posted May 24, 2013 Posted May 24, 2013 I will go for lucky number 20! The Royalty Pill The NPC and the First Day Lynch may have a point, I suppose we should wait and see... Sorry, wait and see what?
mostlytechnic Posted May 24, 2013 Posted May 24, 2013 I had a look over the day thread as well and two posts caught my attention. Coming out with wild and baseless accusations on the first page of the first day strikes me as peculiar. Your accusation seems almost as baseless as that one... except that I took yours like you actually meant it. I have to admit, I also find the talking animal's baseless accusation somewhat odd, but I think we should wait and hear what he has to say before we jump to any conclusons. Really? Anyone took my suggestion that having snakes that kinda-sorta look like obscene gestures in his photo was scummy seriously? It was the beginning of day one people! Others were making role-playing role claims (investigator, protector, godfather, etc), asking to be lynched on day 1 (the jester, day one lynch guy), etc. I made fun of MY pic as well! So lets just move along here people and find some real scum. Thanks fhomess and others who comprehended....
Fred Daniel Yam Posted May 24, 2013 Posted May 24, 2013 I'll take the Old Fashion Pill. Sorry for being away. I was sleeping.
TrumpetKing Posted May 24, 2013 Posted May 24, 2013 Talking Animal, I dd consider the fact that you weren't serious, in case you were wondering. No need to react so strongly.
Kristel Posted May 24, 2013 Posted May 24, 2013 Here's my thoughts and observations so far ... The Talking Animal caught my attention initially because of this early on in the day: Um, anyone else notice that the snake charmer appears to be flipping us all off with his red arms/hands? See, these straight-on headshots are NOT flattering. However, I'm sure as can be that it's meant to be a hint and we must lynch him immediately! Only scum would be making obscene gestures in their photos! But, as Talking Animal just pointed out herself, this was a Day 1 post. I'm putting him in the "??" bucket for now. I think there are others that warrant closer scrutiny. I also noted The Usurper is being very chatty and I wasn't sure whether this post: Clearly, you're a guy in a track suit. But I'm looking for the godfather...... Where is he?! was meant to be sarcasm, given the lack of the " ". Further, we're (or least town) is here is kill scum (and the SK), that's obvious, but his going on about wanting to find the Godfather just seems a little over the top to me. He's labouring the point more than necessary: Perhaps you are the true Godfather, attempting to get rid of a poor, lowly man who is forced to charm snakes, just because of his occupation? Still looking for that Godfather... seeing as the only place I can search is practically nowhere, I've taken the opportunity to search everybody's pants... Hello? Anybody here? It is awfully quiet. Perhaps the Godfather's footsteps will be heard if I listen closely... The discussion about character names and roles started by The Role Cop also caught my attention. I though The Serial Killer's contributions to this discussion was interesting because he made two posts with flawed logic. The first was this: Anyway, Blacked-Out-Night-Action-Dude has been quietest, so he must be scum. But the Werewolf told us that character names are not related to roles, so he's the only player almost guaranteed to be Town. Hooray for logic! The Doctor pointed out the flawed logic: I don't think that logic is sound; he could very well be scum ... it would be a funny situation if he was but it could happen Yet The Serial Killer came back with more flawed logic: I'd like to amend my previous statement. If character names and roles have no real relation, then Blacked-Out-Dude is only prevented from being a killer, whether Scum or SK. He could be still be Scum. So much for logic. If character names and roles are randomly assigned, there's every possibility that someone's name actually reflects their role. Maybe The Serial Killer doesn't want to raise the possibility that a character name reflects the role because he is the SK? I'm also over the two lovers and suggest they go get a room. That in itself is not a reason to assume either or both are scum. However, The Male Lover has said a bit so far without actually saying anything useful for figuring out who the scum are: Oh, well if it's painted on, I can look past that(and have many times apparently). This seems like a weird place to try to find scum, a plain grey floor with a man-eating werewolf, but whatever it takes. Good point, I may have to hang close to my lover to keep me safe. Deep Space Pill please. I really wanted the Dickhead Galaxy pill just for sheer name sake, I mean, that HAS to be a good one. But Deep Space is close, so it will have to do. Mmmmmmm........pills. Now that I have my lover as my Werewolf protecting human shield, I should be good to go. Wow, mind blown. I'm sure I've met The Male Lover before and, if I remember correctly, he was a lot more chatty and helpful back then.
TrumpetKing Posted May 24, 2013 Posted May 24, 2013 I was being sarcastic, to answer your question. According to a few mafia websites, the usurper is a scum role that has to find the godfather to win. He has to outlive the godfather, so I was just playing around with my own name. Sorry to cause confusion.
Clanure Posted May 24, 2013 Posted May 24, 2013 Late to the party, geez. Oh well, I was going to take the Old Fashioned pill because it is the most like me, but I guess I'll settle for the Hunter's Pill. This first day is always a little awkward. Kind of like some of my dates when they find out I'm a virgin...
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