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"I would watch what I say about your superiors in public, if I were you. If you notice something amiss, please file a report with the commanders of this vessel. Your officers should know what they're doing. Remember that if you keep quiet and they're killed by their own stupidity, then a spot opens up for someone to be promoted. We like that. Encourages competency, common sense, and competitive learning." :sweet:

Sorry Sir, I'm just too darn honest for my own good :sad:.
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"Remember that if you keep quiet and they're killed by their own stupidity, then a spot opens up for someone to be promoted. We like that. Encourages competency, common sense, and competitive learning." :sweet:

Works if there are unlimited supplies of troopers to replace the defective ones, but it's not like they grow in factories on a production line or anything. Hey, there's an idea! A clone army.

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Works if there are unlimited supplies of troopers to replace the defective ones, but it's not like they grow in factories on a production line or anything. Hey, there's an idea! A clone army.

:laugh:

"If you fall in battle, soldier, a hundred recruits from the Rim and officers from Carida will take your place. Now if only they could learn to shoot decently..."

"after being promoted, high command assigned me and my little platoon to Tatooine to watch over the locals to avoid the posibility of any future insurrections, do you have any idea of how much I hate going there? hot, sandy, and filled with smugglers and all kind of scum, I feel like the most unlucky trooper of the galaxy, in that moment I would have rejected this slight promotion if it granted me the chance to go anywere in the galaxy, I mean it, anyware" (you know that I didnt mean that :wink:)

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Sir, my squad and I have descended to the lower levels of Cloud City to prevent civilians from escaping. We ambushed the Bespin guards guarding the levels and took them hostage. We await further orders.

After capturing multiple rebel soldiers on Tatooine, we were reassigned (at last) to Bespin, let's see whats goin on there that summons so much atention from the empire.

Er, General Veers is having me transferred to to the Cloud City garrison, something to do with my last position being, well, filled in...

"Good work, trooper. Diligence will be rewarded. I'm sure you're eager to see some action."

Action as in, like, shooting?

...Moving targets? :wacko:

Sir, we blasted our way into the lower levels and are preventing the civilians' escape. Some nasty-looking bounty hunters are trying to stop us, though...

Sir, scout trooper Legofin requesting some time off duty to rest before flying off to Cloud city. (Free build on it's way)

Lt. Case "Phoenixhawk" Darvil and his wingmen launch from the Star Destroyer Avenger for a run into Bespin to stop the rebel scum from escaping. The trio of TIE Interceptors streak out of their launch bay and into the inky darkness, their mission instructions clear: prevent ships from escaping Bespin, especially those affiliated with the rebels. After a quick systems check outside the ship, the trio fly toward the planet, intent on completing their mission. As they near the atmosphere, the flight leader, squadron XO Danor "Crusher" Stalgoy, orders Darvil and his roommate, Lt. Farn "Scorch" Hawstop, to power up their cannons to full power and to shoot down any craft not squawking Imperial IFF codes. The trio enter the atmosphere at full speed, their sensors already detecting targets.

"Heads up men," Crusher says, "We've got a target rich environment down here. Light 'em up and take 'em down. Lowest score buys the drinks next port call."

Darvil and Scorch both clicked their mics in reply. The three TIE Interceptors approached Cloud City, which was a flurry of activity. "I've got the guy on the right," Darvil said, maneuvering his ship to line up a shot. As his target indicator flashed, Darvil pushed down on the firing triggers...

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Someone asked me how I joined the Empire, so here's my story short.

"Glad you're on our side, trooper! Good work. It's my pleasure to promote you to the Imperial Survey Corps, where you can be trained as a technician or pilot, or remain as a Stormtrooper to guard the other men of that division."

"TIE pilot R-T-74N reporting, sir: We have gained the upper hand, our TIE squadrons are taking down any civilian or military ship that is attempting to leave the planet. Although my fighter has not taken much damage, I will be landing shortly for some small fixes and also for re-fueling. TIE pilot out." ***End of transmission***

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"It has come to my attention that the Rebels have been honing their skills and winning over citizens with stories of their pasts, by taking advantage of opportunities for free action. This lack of Imperial domination is unacceptable."

Most of the imperial personnel are already working on their assignments sir, maybe they haven't reported back (or got killed already as common stormtroopers do :wink:) I personally will start working on my next mission once the evacuation of cloud city has ben halted.

Carver out.

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