Hammerhand Posted February 12, 2014 Posted February 12, 2014 Well, I hear-by lay claim to the lands of Ferinwald. Quote
de Gothia Posted February 12, 2014 Posted February 12, 2014 Not ALL the ladies in Mitgardia have beard though!! HAmmer: I think that land is free so now you can start making Ferinwald come alive in your mocs! There is also the Albion challenge if you want to build for our mighty capital, see the first post in this thread for more info. Quote
Lord Vladivus Posted February 12, 2014 Posted February 12, 2014 @Hammer welcome to the guilds. I'm sorry to hear about your incident with the pie. Since the Black Spire got involved, quality control isn't what it used to be- the pie should have literally bitten your head off, not left you alive. My sincerest apologies. Looking forward to seeing Ferinwald! Quote
Kai NRG Posted February 12, 2014 Posted February 12, 2014 Not ALL the ladies in Mitgardia have beard though!! ... (There've been quite a few funny posts recently but that really made me laugh!) Quote
Lord Vladivus Posted February 12, 2014 Posted February 12, 2014 Not ALL the ladies in Mitgardia have beard though!! (There've been quite a few funny posts recently but that really made me laugh!) I guess de Gothia made Lena shave it off. Quote
kabel Posted February 12, 2014 Posted February 12, 2014 I guess de Gothia made Lena shave it off. you insult Lena, you insult our finest Lady, daughter of our beloved leader Elon Chorian, you insult all of Mitgardia! Quote
Lord Vladivus Posted February 12, 2014 Posted February 12, 2014 you insult Lena, you insult our finest Lady, daughter of our beloved leader Elon Chorian, you insult all of Mitgardia! What're you going to do? Get your ladies to slap me with their braided beards? Bring it on Mitgardia. Quote
SkaForHire Posted February 12, 2014 Posted February 12, 2014 What're you going to do? Get your ladies to slap me with their braided beards? Bring it on Mitgardia. No, they are too busy shivering in this harsher than harsh winter. Don't worry Kaliphlin is on the way! After they get warmed up maybe they will make snowmen on Nocturnus' lawn? Quote
Kai NRG Posted February 12, 2014 Posted February 12, 2014 I guess de Gothia made Lena shave it off. Naw, the Mitgardian nobility don't wear beards. You can take that whichever way you like. Quote
Lord Vladivus Posted February 12, 2014 Posted February 12, 2014 No, they are too busy shivering in this harsher than harsh winter. Don't worry Kaliphlin is on the way! After they get warmed up maybe they will make snowmen on Nocturnus' lawn? Shivering? But those beards keep 'em toasty! Naw, the Mitgardian nobility don't wear beards. You can take that whichever way you like. I suppose the nobility need to hit puberty first. But the commoners have pretty fine beards. Maybe they should run Mitgardia? Quote
MKJoshA Posted February 12, 2014 Posted February 12, 2014 Hey now, just because Infernum can't grow a beard doesn't mean you can insult the rest of us! Quote
Lord Vladivus Posted February 12, 2014 Posted February 12, 2014 I can. I've heard you men of Mitgardia simply buy hair and weave a beard. There's then an ugly paste comprised of crushed worms and bird faeces used to glue it to your face. Explains the smell... And Infernum is simply too poor to afford a beard. Quote
Rogue Angel Posted February 12, 2014 Author Posted February 12, 2014 Vlad, I think you're teGiving away Nocturnus' secret pie recipe by mistake. Quote
HammerBro Posted February 12, 2014 Posted February 12, 2014 All this talk of beards and their negative impact makes me glad that us elves maintain a clean shaven policy. We shave in a show of respect towards our kin, but do not take bearded men to be disrespectful. As for fake beards, they are a disgrace to not only the wearer, but others in their presence. Not to mention the smell…. Quote
Lord Vladivus Posted February 12, 2014 Posted February 12, 2014 Vlad, I think you're teGiving away Nocturnus' secret pie recipe by mistake. If you want to eat that, be my guest. Sure it won't interfere with your diet of fancy flowers? All this talk of beards and their negative impact makes me glad that us elves maintain a clean shaven policy. We shave in a show of respect towards our kin, but do not take bearded men to be disrespectful. As for fake beards, they are a disgrace to not only the wearer, but others in their presence. Not to mention the smell…. Those Mitgardians sure like to disrespect. Quote
de Gothia Posted February 12, 2014 Posted February 12, 2014 My dearest Vladivus! I hope you are not so bitter as it sounds... Starting small fights in every guild. But after all I guess you would be bitter sitting in a barren land without womens, friends and guildsmates. A vampire who will be stuck in that life and dying as a virgin... Oh, I almost forgot, you are immortal, you will be stuck in that life and a virgin forever!! ... So I forgive you being so rude and bitter! I totally understand you my dearest Vlaivus! Quote
Lord Vladivus Posted February 12, 2014 Posted February 12, 2014 Bitterness hath no place in my heart. If indeed I had a heart. A woman stole it long ago, and ere it could be returned, she fell upon the thirsting blade of a knave. Pretty sure if I sparkle hard enough, she'll come back to the land of the living. You should watch to the flames of dissent I fan within your guilds. Perhaps what I do is for the good of Historica, you are starting to unite against a common enemy after all. Or perhaps it is to disguise my true motives. I play the long game my beardless Mitgardian lady lover. On a side note, I am loving the trash talk that's cropping up- it's bringing a sense of life to the guilds again. Except Nocty, it's hard to breathe life into a Guild that's half undead to start with. I hope more follow kabel's example and we get MOCs relating to it! And just to clarify, I'm role-playing. I'm a friendly guy. ;) Quote
de Gothia Posted February 12, 2014 Posted February 12, 2014 Haha I fear I will have a new title under my photo soon!" beardless Mitgardian lady lover". But we don´t fear you! We are happy that we don´t have to pay jesters in our guilds. We have you! Quote
Lord Vladivus Posted February 12, 2014 Posted February 12, 2014 Can't help it if it's true! Haha! And what about Jester and Fool (Jodocus)? You can not fear me, it's your loss. Mwahahahahahahaha... Cough... Cough... Argh... Cough... Hahaaa... Quote
de Gothia Posted February 12, 2014 Posted February 12, 2014 Well they do entertain us but I wonder if it´s free!?! I have to sleep now! It´s midnight after all! Now you have to start working Vlad by sucking blood from the nearest orc, frog or what ever you have near. I understand it´s not women, friends and guildsmates you have near! Quote
Lord Vladivus Posted February 12, 2014 Posted February 12, 2014 It might not be free I suppose. Sleep well. Watch out for my brother vampires. I hear some like the taste of beardless Mitgardian lady lovers. I've some Avalonians from Benoic stashed in a dungeon. They taste pretty good. Quote
HammerBro Posted February 13, 2014 Posted February 13, 2014 Meanwhile, I have posted a bunch of new figs in this topic. Quote
mpoh98 Posted February 13, 2014 Posted February 13, 2014 Sweet figs combos HammerBro33, I like them! Quote
mpoh98 Posted February 14, 2014 Posted February 14, 2014 (edited) I have a question guys, do we have anything like "Age of Mitgardia" for Avalonia? Edited February 14, 2014 by mpoh98 Quote
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