Book II - Avalonia: Guild sign-up and Discussion

[Mike S]

You Kaliphlings sure due talk a lot. If you want to build with any crazy race you want, and want to have fun at the expense of the less awesome guilds, come to the Eatern powerhouse known as Nocturnus!!

If you want to build with any crazy race you want other than human, dwarf, or elf, then choose Nocturnus... If you want human, dwarf, and elf races along with a bunch of crazy other races then choose Kaliphlin!

[Infernum]

Mitgardia = Cold, Ale, gambling, brawling and bearded women.

Whoop, whoop! And here I was thinking you were trying to make Avalonia sound the best.

[Captain Settle]

Mitgardia = Cold, Ale, gambling, brawling and bearded women.

Wow, I should so go to Mitgardia! If there's one thing I love, it's bearded women. There beards keep me warm on those cold winter nights.

[Lord Vladivus]

Nocturnus has pies. Enchanted pumpkin pies. It just wins. All you other guilds can't compete with that.

[HammerBro]

Avalonia = Warrior Hero's, Legends, Magic, The Garden Of Historica!

Kaliphiln = Lots of talking and discussing, would rather build more library's instead of defenses etc etc

Mitgardia = Cold, Ale, gambling, brawling and bearded women.

Nocturnus = Dark, gloomy, strange smells, flying monkeys, evil...Evil...EVIL. And some Drow.

Yup, pretty much somes it up. You joined the right guild sir!

Just to be clear...

warrior heroes = hippies

legends = "Sir Robin"-esque tall tails of feets never actually accomplished

magic = hugs

Garden of Historica = trees

Put that together and you get hippies who love bragging about stuff they never did while hugging trees.

Sorry to be a grammar watchdog, but DC, it should be Warrior Heros instead of Warrior Hero's since the is no possessive meaning.

Z, you used the wrong forms of tail and feet. It should tall tales of feats...

I do recognize that English may not be everyone's first language but I just wanted to help out.

Anyways, back to building my army!

Edited September 19, 2013 by HammerBro33

[Rogue Angel]

Grammer is won thing were not two concerned about hear, but Z obviously has some issues translating/equating!

MikeyB - looking forward to seeing your Phoenix guard again. I have to post my Elven forces again as well. It looks like we have a new neighbor too - Welcome Ragnar!

[Kayne]

Sorry to be a grammar watchdog, but DC, it should be Warrior Heros instead of Warrior Hero's since the is no possessive meaning.

Z, you used the wrong forms of tail and feet. It should tall tales of feats...

I do recognize that English may not be everyone's first language but I just wanted to help out.

Anyways, back to building my army!

Not to nitpick, but since we are....it should be heroes, not heros

[ZCerberus]

Sorry to be a grammar watchdog, but DC, it should be Warrior Heros instead of Warrior Hero's since the is no possessive meaning.

Z, you used the wrong forms of tail and feet. It should tall tales of feats...

I do recognize that English may not be everyone's first language but I just wanted to help out.

Anyways, back to building my army!

I think your quote machine is broken, those errors don't exist... I checked.

And sadly English is DC and my first language... At least according to our flags.

Another weakness of Avalonia. They have grammar freaks there!! Come to Nocturnus where we ain't gots no grammar rules and such like that

Join Nocturnus where you can say whatever the Megabloks you want!!

[HammerBro]

Grammer is won thing were not two concerned about hear, but Z obviously has some issues translating/equating!

MikeyB - looking forward to seeing your Phoenix guard again. I have to post my Elven forces again as well. It looks like we have a new neighbor too - Welcome Ragnar!

Hehehe nice sarcasm.

I think we all could benefit from rereading our posts before we post them. Myself included.

(And yes, I did reread this post.)

[Derfel Cadarn]

Er...well I blame it on the iphone. You see I often comment from my phone as it's closer to hand and you know what those damn touch screen things are like. Always pressing the wrong buttons. Yes, that sound about right, it's the iphone I tells ye!

Sir Robin You mean THE Sir Robin. Who had NEARLY fought the Dragon Of Angnor? Who had NEARLY stood up to the vicious Chicken Of Bristol? And who had personally WET HIMSELF at the battle of Badon Hill?

Yes i've heard of him, wasn't he born in Nocturnus and married to that bearded lady from Mitgardia. They now run a Library in Kaliphin I think. No, he was definitely not an Avalonian.

[gedren_y]

Sdair Zuuree says, in his best speaking voice:

The Nestlands Clans of the Armored Eagle Goddess are this day Kaliphlin.

We have green in our mountains.

We have great ales, brewed with knowledge passed down from our once northern ancestors.

We have metals for weapons, jewels to adorn yourselves with, paints to color your homes (and yourselves), and many other items for trade.

Visit Cobalt Vale. We hope you are here to witness the splendor when the Armored Eagle Goddess returns.

[Zach Mills]

Bwahaha, now why would a law breaking assassin want to move to Nocturnus? There isn't any fun in being bad when everyone is doing it!

But seriously, I promise to be more active. Exams are over, so I don't have an excuse not to!

Now, I haven't bought any Lego in a while, so does anyone have any sets the can recommend?

[Legonardo]

hey man, see your back in business! go nuts on hobbit/lotr stuff, its the best.

haha i see you nearly every weekday after school, you stick out in the crowds from high

[Zach Mills]

hey man, see your back in business! go nuts on hobbit/lotr stuff, its the best.

haha i see you nearly every weekday after school, you stick out in the crowds from high

Haha, I always look out for you when I go past Coll, but hey, picking people out in a uniformed school is difficult!

[Legonardo]

a sea of grey over a thousand strong? i forgive you haha

[Zach Mills]

a sea of grey over a thousand strong? i forgive you haha

Speaking of which, I can't help but notice that you've ditched the green army in the west! What's up with that!?!

[Legonardo]

nocty's better. I quite like darker MOCs, so it seemed to fit. ill still build some avalonian scenes ( i already have one planned... hehe)

[ZCerberus]

It's cause he was afraid he would miss me too much.

[Legonardo]

ok, you got me, thats why i left

[Zach Mills]

Are your characters coming with you?

[Legonardo]

Nope, legonardos still lord of glevum, i have yet some builds concerning him

[SkaForHire]

Join Nocturnus where you can say whatever the Megabloks you want!!

You just can't use megabloks.

Why has every thread turned into a hardcore Nocturnus commercial? I feel like we are watching TV and these Nocturnus ads are like the Michigan commercials with Jeff Daniels or the governor that always come on during every commercial break, in which they beg businesses to move to the state. Is Nocturnus the Michigan of Historica? Does that make the spire Detroit? Do they have cars? and a good hockey team?

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I think Kaliphlin has proved it walked the walk. With third smallest membership for most of the original book, we held our own.

[ZCerberus]

Everyone in Michigan should join Nocturnus.

[PenPlays]

Avalonia = tree hugging hippies

Kalphlin = talka, talka, talka, we are so cool, we invented so much stuff blah blah blah... no one cares... nice subliminal message though. I cracked it.

Mitgardia = cold and snowy. No thank you.

Nocturnus = mud spas, lava flows, tribes of all kinds of strange creatures and some fabulously awesome builder like LD, CBB, Torgar, lisqr, Jareth... just so many awesome sauce people.

This perspective is accurate, but I can tell some people will not understand what you are trying to say. Allow me to translate..

Avalonia= Hippies. A massive force of men who are scattered throughout the land united for peace and can cause chaos and uproar for the right at any given moment. Avalonia is strong!

Kaliphlin= Talking is a clear sign of intellegence. Writing books and teaching to different cultures with accuracy is even more so. They can also build with stone without looking like a dystopia. The mind is a tool to establishing beauty in the desert!

Mitgardia= Snow covered structures built by nature itself, that few men could barely survive in. There may be snow, but I don't see the melted snow flowing abundantly into...

Nocturnus= Fabulous traitors with immaculate, mud enriched skin who are too big for their britches, have people who have "the sauce" that only they would call awesome, and serve pie.

And from this perspective, I'm glad to say that I agree with you.

So, what was all of that talk about people joining the wrong Guild again?

Edited September 20, 2013 by Penkid11

[Captain Settle]

This perspective is accurate, but I can tell some people will not understand what you are trying to say. Allow me to translate..

Avalonia= Hippies. A massive force of men who are scattered throughout the land united for peace and can cause chaos and uproar for the right at any given moment. Avalonia is strong!

Kaliphlin= Talking is a clear sign of intellegence. Writing books and teaching to different cultures with accuracy is even more so. They can also build with stone without looking like a dystopia. The mind is a tool to establishing beauty in the desert!

Mitgardia= Snow covered structures built by nature itself, that few men could barely survive in. There may be snow, but I don't see the melted snow flowing abundantly into...

Nocturnus= Fabulous traitors with immaculate, mud enriched skin who are too big for their britches, have people who have "the sauce" that only they would call awesome, and serve pie.

And from this perspective, I'm glad to say that I agree with you.

So, what was all of that talk about people joining the wrong Guild again?

Well obviously Nocturnus is the guild to join. You said it yourself, we have pie!