Tamamono Posted August 25, 2013 Posted August 25, 2013 Players only, please! ~~~ August 23rd, 2005 New Brickland, Florida 10:00 P.M. After their seemingly never-ending meal, the group filed out of the restaurant - waiting on the curb as Tam instructed. It appears that the shenanigans of earlier that day were nowhere close to ending... "This isn't what I signed up for!" Terrence exclaims as Candy Nelson tries to drag him behind the Pizzeria. "Hehehe, get back here, you sweet butt you. I'm giving you a good price, too!" Candy insists as she tries to handcuff him. Scared by the streetlight, Colin lets out a sharp shriek. "Ahh! Billie!" "What the hell's this guy's problem??" Cebastian mutters under his breath. In the center of the group, The Great Byron prepares to perform his new magic trick. "Now, I, The Great Byron, shall pull a rabbit out of this hat!" Byron exclaims with a flourish. "Psst... show them the hat so they know there's nothing in it...!" Patricia hisses at him. "Why on earth would I do a thing like that, Tricia? They'll see the rabbit!" Byron scolds. "Now, on the count of 5, I shall pull a rabbit out of this hat! 1... 2... 3... 4..." "5?" Byron finishes on an unsteady note as he pulls a dead cat out of the hat. "Ahh!" screams Patricia. "Ahh!" screams the rest of the crowd "Shit, I knew I should have painted it white." Byron grumbles. It then dawns on Byron that he's holding a dead cat, which he throws down in disgust. "Ahh!" he screams. He throws the hat down too. You never know what other dead animals will come out of a hat like that. Unfortunately, he doesn't notice Baby and Pablo come running over to avenge their fallen animal comrade. "Thank you very much for a wonderful evening, Mr. Spegucci. I certainly won't forget it." Tam primly thanks Luigi Spegucci, the owner of the Great Brickland Pizzeria. "It is nothing, mio amico! Malones are always welcome here!" Luigi replies. Muffled moans come from behind the restaurant. Tam sighs deeply as he looks on at the chaos of his family. "OOOOHHAOHHHHHOOOO AHOOO*" Baby screams as he tackles The Great Byron. "Byr-Byr!" Patricia screams as she watches her magician get beat up by a monkey. "God... damn it Tricia... I told you *cough* not to call me that in... public!!" Byron yells back in between monkey punches. "Listen up, everyone!" Tam demands. "Attention!" Once again the group falls silent and looks at their patriarch. "As the more perceptive ones amongst you may have noted, this was obviously more than just a family gathering" he begins... "As you may know, we of the Malone family has been struggling financially. Recently, I was able to convince several investors to invest in our business. The plan was the convince them to invest large sums of money in the Hotel, and then stage a break-in and keep the money for ourselves." "However, several days ago, when I met with the investors, we were attacked by a dark, hearse-like vehicle. I was the only survivor. It's clear that someone wants both me and the Malone family dead." "Now, since we've all but wiped New Brickland's other gangs off the face of the earth, there's only one possibility... The Ferrari Gang is back. There have been sightings of Ferrari gangsters lately, so it's entirely possible that they're out for my head. It would make sense." "Now, here's where all of you come in. This meeting with the investors was top-secret. Only a select few knew about it... and then the friends of that select few - hence the ragtag group before me. The eighteen of you were the only ones aside from me who knew of the meeting. Since the Ferraris would have no reason to randomly do a drive by of the Hotel, it's clear that at least one of you is a Ferrari Mole." Everyone gasps. Procuring a gun from his tuxedo pocket, Tam continues. "As I said during dinner, loyalty is vital, and I have no tolerance for disloyalty in my family. Once per night, I'd like you all to nominate one person whom you think is a Ferrari. That person will be... taken care of." "We will be doing our work at night - the last thing we want is to run into the law at this point." "Now, get to work. Night is going on..." Terrified, the crowd begins to disperse, and friend and family alike eye one another suspiciously... Except for Byron. He's still getting beat up by the monkey. ~~~ The Family Tam Malone - The Malone's Godfather; husband of Adelaide, brother of Kristina and Colin. - NPC Bernard W. Malone - Retired; father of Tam, Kristina, and Colin - played by TheBoyWonder Adelaide Malone - Wife of Tam - Played by Adam Kristina Malone - Business major; little sister of Tam and Colin. - Played by Kristel Colin Malone - Brother of Tam and Kristina - played by CorneliusMurdock Cebastian Lillium - Party "Boy"; father of Patricia, brother of Adelaide - played by Cecilie Patricia Lillium - Lovely Assistant to The Great Byron; son of Cebastian - played by Pandora The Associates Doğukan Akbulut - The Malone family's tailor - played by Dragonator Jamie Neville - The Malone family's publicist - played by jamesn Terrence Knox - The Malone family's lawyer - played by Trumpetking Peter Nuccitelli - The Malone family's accountant - played by Peanuts Priscilla Jenkins - Peter's secretary - played by Purpearljellyblob The Great Byron - Magician - played by Bob The Employees Shane Donalds - Dealer - played by Shadows Candy Nelson - Escort - played by Captain Nemo Cap'n Rolfe - Extravagent Gentleman - played by Capt. Redblade Donny Dragonov - Smuggler - played by Darkdragon Officer Penelope Talbott - Corrupt cop - played by Palathadric Dexter Fairbanks - Enforcer - played by def The Deceased The Cat in the Hat - NPC: Pulled out of a hat Night 1 - Cat Rules 1. Each player will be given a character to play, who will be aligned with either the Malones or the Ferraris. To win the game, the Malones must eradicate all threats to the family, while the Ferraris needs to outnumber all other players. Third Parties have their own win conditions, which are outlined in their role PMs. 2. Each night you will be able to vote to execute a player. Voting should be done in the following format; Vote: Character (Player). Similarly, unvoting is to be done in the format; Unvote: Character (Player). No other format will be accepted. A majority vote is required to lynch a player. 3. A game Night (equivalent of a Day) will last a maximum of 72 hours. You may not vote in the first 24 hours. The Night will end after the full 72 hours, even if a unanimous vote has been reached beforehand. After the Night has concluded, a Day (equivalent of Night) Phase will commence, which will last 48 hours. A day thread will be posted, and will be closed once the Day phase is over. If you receive a night action, please send it to me during the timeframe which I specify for you. 4. The alignment of lynched players, as well as those that died during the Day/Night, will be revealed at the beginning of the following Night (e.g., someone who is lynched on Night 1's affiliation will be revealed on Night 2, while someone who was killed during Day 2's affiliation will also be revealed at the start of Night 2 - even if they died in the middle of the Day.) 5. You may not quote or pretend to quote anything sent to or from you in PM with the game host. This includes all the details of your character and role, as well as any night action results. Role claims and reporting of night action results are acceptable, but in your own words only. Do not attempt to use the structure of your role PM to your advantage. 6. You may not communicate with anyone outside of the game thread unless otherwise stated by me. Yes, this includes PMs - you are not allowed to PM this game (unless granted a special exception). Similarly, do not post out of character inside the thread; you must always play the role given to you. 7. If you are dead, you may not post in thread or discuss the game with any of the players. Any information you had becomes void, and may not be passed on. 8. You may not edit your posts. 9. You must post in every thread - Day or Night. 10. If you encounter a problem or have a question, please contact the host via PM. 11. Violation of the above rules will result in a warning on your first offense, and your removal from the game on your second offense (you will be replaced). * ** * (Violation of the former part of Rule 6 will result in your immediate removal from the game) **(Violation of Rule 7 will have a heavier penalty, made at the discretion of the Games Moderator.)
def Posted August 25, 2013 Posted August 25, 2013 If it isn't hard enough to deal with the current economic downturn, we have to ferret out Ferraris? Well, I think we may just be able to do that
TheBoyWonder Posted August 25, 2013 Posted August 25, 2013 The outrage. Ferraris back? They must be eradicated. This wouldn't of happened when I was the head, I tell you that now.
TrumpetKing Posted August 25, 2013 Posted August 25, 2013 Ohh, Candy! Please continue with the sausage! All of you Ferraris better come out of hiding now, or I'll have Tony come bang you. What's that Tony? You don't want to bang any villains? Oh hon, I didn't mean it that way, I thought it was obvious that this fat sausage I brought was meant for villain banging.
Palathadric Posted August 25, 2013 Posted August 25, 2013 "Finally I can get down to work and actually arrest criminals. This is terrifying news, Mr. Tam. You will have all the protection that my police powers can provide for you."
CorneliusMurdock Posted August 25, 2013 Posted August 25, 2013 Ferraris? We're being attacked by cars now?! I knew that they were up to no good with their dastardly internal combustion engines... I don't trust anything that combusts. You can count on me, brother!
jimmynick Posted August 25, 2013 Posted August 25, 2013 Breaking news: "Dead Alley-cat Found Dead in Alley-hat: Evil Warlock at Large"! Don't worry, Doge Malone, I can be your Royal Herald in this hunt for the de' Medicis Ferraris.
Peanuts Posted August 25, 2013 Posted August 25, 2013 The Ferrari's are back? Don't worry, Bernard, you beat them the last time, you'll do it again. And having moles in our rows? Wonder what happened to honor and manners. Back in my day, we used to fight fair. Things just aren't the way they used to be... The outrage. Ferraris back? They must be eradicated. This wouldn't of happened when I was the head, I tell you that now. What do you mean, Bernard? When did you stop being the head of the family? Oh, and how's your son doing, haven't seen him for ages. I remember him run around at our family gatherings...how old is he now? 14? And don't worry about economics, I've got that covered. It's all just about writing numbers in your books. No problem at all.
Captain Nemo Posted August 26, 2013 Posted August 26, 2013 Ohh, Candy! Please continue with the sausage! Hah, well honey there's more where that came from! Now about my payment? Anywho, these cars people seem like the worst thing that could happen to the Family--and just when I was starting to monopolize the street corners for us! Well, I guess we need to act fast, since any threat to the Family is a threat we cannot have.
Capt. Redblade Posted August 26, 2013 Posted August 26, 2013 Damn Ferraris. Have you seen those goombas lately? They can't dress for shite! I say we lynch 'em all just to teach 'em a thing or two about fashion! Who's with me?
Bob Posted August 26, 2013 Posted August 26, 2013 Mama mia! Get this monkey off of me! I'm ready and able to help weed out the scum among us...just as soon as I free myself from the monkey that's assaulting me.
Adam Posted August 26, 2013 Posted August 26, 2013 Come now, Baby, you're making a scene! I'm so sorry Byron, but after all he is still in diapers, you can't blame him! What's this? Ferrari moles?! Don't worry, my sweet Tammie, we'll find these scummy scoundrels and then let Baby eat them alive!
CorneliusMurdock Posted August 26, 2013 Posted August 26, 2013 Have you seen those goombas lately? I knew it! The Super Mario Brothers are real! But, hey, that's good news, right? It means all we have to do us jump on everyone's heads and the ones that get squished and have points appear above them are the scum! And you said I wasted all those years of my life playing video games, Tam. Mama mia! Is that a confession, Mr. Italian Man? 'Cause based on our names family's history, we must be of Irish descent. Guess where the Ferrari's must be from. Go on, guess.
Shadows Posted August 26, 2013 Posted August 26, 2013 I've really got to stop sampling the merchandise, I'd swear there's a furry midget fighting a penguin over there. Oh, it's Byron. And a furry midget. Well, whatever. I don't really expect any of the scum to confess today, so short of that, I don't see much we can do until we've had a chance to do some investigating and watching and whatever else we can do. Until then, I have some, uh, product to sample. Quality control and all that. Someone get rid of that midget, already.
Purpearljellyblob Posted August 26, 2013 Posted August 26, 2013 "Mr. Nuccitelli, it's your ever so hardworking secretary Priscilla. I hope you didn't forget me because today is the Tuesday 23 August and I am supposed to get my pay check on Monday. My nails need some tender loving manicure and lots of retail therapy after a hard day's work in office." Those Ferrari moles better not get in my way because I get upset and cry easily and there goes all my expensive foundation, eyeliners and mascara!
Cecilie Posted August 26, 2013 Posted August 26, 2013 Ferrari moles, eh. Let's divide up the workload, I can take all the sexy ladies for questioning . Ey, sexy ladies, come over here so I can check you out, if you know what I mean What? Stop rolling your eyes at me! This is serious business here!
Kristel Posted August 26, 2013 Posted August 26, 2013 Don't worry, Tam, I'll help you weed out those Ferrari moles. You're going to be so proud of me!
Palathadric Posted August 26, 2013 Posted August 26, 2013 Damn Ferraris. Have you seen those goombas lately? They can't dress for shite! I say we lynch 'em all just to teach 'em a thing or two about fashion! Who's with me? Well, you know. Obviously if Tam wants us to, but I really don't think we should try to take the law into our own hands here. We will imprison them and then hang the evil ones. Lynching just seems a bit needlessly barbaric for our times. Mama mia! Get this monkey off of me! I'm ready and able to help weed out the scum among us...just as soon as I free myself from the monkey that's assaulting me. Come now, Baby, you're making a scene! I'm so sorry Byron, but after all he is still in diapers, you can't blame him! What's this? Ferrari moles?! Don't worry, my sweet Tammie, we'll find these scummy scoundrels and then let Baby eat them alive! We've got to lock up that monkey in iron bars. Now he's assaulting Malone family members. What kind of nonsense is this. You'd better keep him under control or I will collect a permit for his arrest from Tam himself and once I do you can't expect more than five minutes of mercy. Send the Ferraris to be eaten by a monkey. What kind of mongrel talks like that. I think we should follow correct protocol. Arrest them, try them, hang them. Anything other than that is just barbaric and things only Ferraris themselves would do.
TheBoyWonder Posted August 26, 2013 Posted August 26, 2013 The Ferrari's are back? Don't worry, Bernard, you beat them the last time, you'll do it again. And having moles in our rows? Wonder what happened to honor and manners. Back in my day, we used to fight fair. Things just aren't the way they used to be... What do you mean, Bernard? When did you stop being the head of the family? Oh, and how's your son doing, haven't seen him for ages. I remember him run around at our family gatherings...how old is he now? 14? And don't worry about economics, I've got that covered. It's all just about writing numbers in your books. No problem at all. I have retired, and Tam and his siblings are my children.
Bob Posted August 26, 2013 Posted August 26, 2013 Is that a confession, Mr. Italian Man? 'Cause based on our names family's history, we must be of Irish descent. Guess where the Ferrari's must be from. Go on, guess. It looks to me as if you're trying to make something out of nothing.
def Posted August 26, 2013 Posted August 26, 2013 It looks to me as if you're trying to make something out of nothing. Somebody sounds a little werewolf-y to me
CorneliusMurdock Posted August 26, 2013 Posted August 26, 2013 Oh, no! We have to deal with Werewolves now, too?! Ferraris and Goombas and Werewolves, OH MY! Sometimes it doesn't pay to get out of bed. It looks to me as if you're trying to make something out of nothing. Mountains, mole hills... I think we should worry about Italian werewolves driving expensive cars before we argue topographical features, don't you?
Peanuts Posted August 26, 2013 Posted August 26, 2013 I have retired, and Tam and his siblings are my children. Right, your son's called Tam. But you don't look very retired to me, holding the family gathering and giving all these speeches about loyalty and investors and Ferraris in our mid. It looks to me as if you're trying to make something out of nothing. It's not hard to make something out of nothing, I once deducted $2,000 from taxes after buying a pack of smokes...that had fallen from the back of a truck. "Mr. Nuccitelli, it's your ever so hardworking secretary Priscilla. I hope you didn't forget me because today is the Tuesday 23 August and I am supposed to get my pay check on Monday. My nails need some tender loving manicure and lots of retail therapy after a hard day's work in office." Those Ferrari moles better not get in my way because I get upset and cry easily and there goes all my expensive foundation, eyeliners and mascara! Of course I haven't forgot you. Do I look like I would forget something?
TrumpetKing Posted August 26, 2013 Posted August 26, 2013 Werewolves too?! Tony hates werewolves! I don't know if my banging sausage can take down all these bad guys!
Bob Posted August 26, 2013 Posted August 26, 2013 Mountains, mole hills... I think we should worry about Italian werewolves driving expensive cars before we argue topographical features, don't you? But...I never mentioned mountains or mole hills!
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