Tamamono Posted September 3, 2013 Author Posted September 3, 2013 Final Vote Count The Great Byron (Bob) - 9 (Capt. Redblade, Trumpetking, def, Palathadric, Cecilie, Purpearljellyblob, Pandora, Kristel, jamesn) Cap'n Rolfe (Capt. Redblade) - 3 (Adam, Captain Nemo, Peanuts) Doğukan Akbulut (Dragonator) - 1 (Bob) A dead person (Shadows) - 1 (CorneliusMurdock) Kristina Malone (Kristel) - 1 (Dragonator) August 25th, 2005 New Brickland, Florida 6:00 A.M. As the sun rises again, Tam and his brother stand on the dock, watching the action unfold... Tonight, the family has chosen to execute The Great Byron (Bob). Dexter Fairbanks and one of Tam's associates carry the tied up magician over to the dock, where they intend to send him off to a long nap with some aquatic creatures. "Wait, why are you lynching me??" Byron demands, "I don't think anybody actually gave a real reason for their votes!" "Tricia, please, at least you - reconsider!" "I'm sorry, Byr-Byr, but this is what's best for us right now" Patricia answers the wailing magician, "I've been thinking about spending some time apart anyway." "Oh, well screw this, then!" Byron exclaims, "If I can't get pity sex because I'm being lynched, why am I even staying tied up like this??" And with that, with a dramatic "POOF" (in comic sans, of course, for that is Byron's signature font), Byron disappears. "Ta-da!" Byron exclaims, now having broken free from his bondage chains. "That will teach you to try to bind a magician!" "Now, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, The Great Lord Byron will perform his final trick... and get away from you morons!" "Uhh, boss..." Dexter turns to Tam, unsure of what to think about this new development. However, as soon as he turns back around, Byron disappears in another cloud of smoke. This "Poof" wasn't as dramatic, however... It was still in Comic Sans, though! Unfortunately for Byron, it seems he miscalculated - landing him in the very bay he had tried to avoid. "Wait, help!" he wails, struggling to stay afloat, "I can't swim! Save me! I didn't mean to call you morons... really!" "Meh, good enough." Dexter remarks, and the group departs, leaving the silly magician to drown... ~~~ Day 3 will be up shortly.
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