Heroica RPG - Quest #81: Home Sweet Home

[The_Customizer]

Erdathcath continues her relentless attacks, attacking Sister Pitchfork and Sister Torch from the back row. (Handcannon)

Don't worry lads, these weaklings are almost gone, just a few more, and only Jetorix will be left!

OOC: As I just healed the whole team, shouldn't I be at full health? I don't think I got hit by anything after healing.

[Pyrovisionary]

"Just like with Dr Trice and that paralysing venom eh Erdy?"

[The_Customizer]

"Absolutely! You know me and my potions."

[Endgame]

QM Note: Not sur ehow that happened, The_Customizer. Fixed, thanks for pointing that out!

In reply to Siri's remark he says "Chest please darlin. Not mine, yours."

"For Jetorix, only, you fat pig."

"Heh heh..."

"You're a fat pig too, hun. Just a little less of a fat, old bastard. interpret that as a compliment if it makes you feel better!"

Siri looks to Em.

"Honestly, darling, you're the only one here who isn't currently a huge annoyance."

Round Five of the Riot Battle!

>Sarge VS Siri (back): Damage Hit (17+18=35x2=70/2=35x2=70-3=67 damage)

>Sarge VS Jetorix (back): Hit Hit (Again! ) (17+18=35x2=70/2=35x2=70-5=65 damage, Counterstruck for 48/2=24 damage)

>Erdathcath VS Sister Torch (back): Miss Roots Of Life (32 damage healed to all allies)

>Erdathcath VS Sister Pitchfork (back): Special Damage Special Damage (Pitchforks and Torches: All heroes take 25 damage and are burned!)

>Em VS Masked Mage (back): Critical Hit (7x2=14+15=29x2=58-5=53 damage)

>Mr. M Opoly VS Sarge: 18/2=9 damage!

Sarge slashes at an agitated Siri, retreating before the woman could retaliate. Sarge could even sniff her jasmine perfume as he attacked, the scent lingering in his nose for a bit. He charges Jetroix and cuts open his side - only to be promplty faceplanted by the warlord. The roots of life rise again, lifting Sarge pack to his feet. However, the rioting sisters grow furious, letting loose a barrage of jabs. The younger sister even manages to light the clothes of every hero on fire. Even while bursting into flames Em remains calm, quit enearly killing the masked mage.

The Battle Rages On!

"I'm unstoppable! Can't you see?"

Jetorix, Level 48 Humanoid *Badly Poisoned!*

HP: 889/999

SP: 5

Specials:

Arc Slash: In a wide swing, all heroes take 28 damage from Jetorix.

Bonebreaker: Jetorix crushes the hero who rolled Special Damage with his axe, dropping their level, max HP, and max Ether by 4 each for the rest of the battle.

Mob Stampede: The hero who rolled Special Damage is assaulted by the combined strength of the mob, taking damage to all of their levels added together divided by 2.

Specials decided by die roll.

Passive Specials:

Defensive Postion: Jetorix has a 1/6 chanc eof Countersriking at the end of every round he is succesfully hit.

Drops: Jinxy Juice, Frost Helmet, 40 gold.

"Hmmmph. Like I said, except the ranger, you're all such annoyances..."

Siri, Level 40 Humanoid *Badly Poisoned!*

HP: 245/498

SP: 3

Specials:

Cloak and Dagger: Using her robes to her advantage in an attack, Siri Confuses a hero and makes Fragile for 3 rounds, as well a reducing them to half HP.

More Than A Concubine: With a sway of her hips, all male heroes become Enamored with Siri, as well as causing them to drop their weapons. That hero must spend a turn to pick up that weapon.

Drops:

Lover's Locket, Love Potion, Blind Fury

". . ."

Masked Mage, Level 20 Humanoid

HP: 13/130

SP: 5

Specials:

Firewall: Creates a line of fire, engulfing the Back Row in flame. Anyone who attacks in the back row takes 8 damage, disregarding row and SP.

Passive Specials:

Ether Drain: The Masked Mage sucks 1 ether from all ether-users at the end of every turn.

Drops:

Grand Tonic

"Nnrggh..."

Mr. M. Opoly, Level 18 Humanoid

HP: 139/160

Specials:

Bankrupt: Mr. M Opoly steals 50 gold, healing himself by 50 HP. He adds it into his inventory: Every turn he has it, he stashes 10 gold, prventing the heroes from retrieving it.

Drops:

80 gold.

"Bleed!" *Confused! 1 rounds remaining*

Sister Pitchfork, Level 19 Humanoid

HP: 84/150

Specials:

Pitch Forks and Torches: Ina barrage of stabs and fire, all heroes take 25 damage and begin to Burn, taking 2 damage per round.

Frenzied Jabbing: With the lost of her sister, Sister Pitchfork frantically stabs the hero who rolled Special Damage, doing anywhere from 1 to 50 damage. (Decided by RNG.)

If Sister Torch is alive, Pitch Forks and Torches is used. If not, Frenzied Jabbing is used instead.

Drops:

Grating Stone

"Burn!"

Sister Torch, Level 19 Humanoid

HP: 60/150

Specials:

Pitch Forks and Torches: Ina barrage of stabs and fire, all heroes take 25 damage and begin to Burn, taking 2 damage per round.

Frenzied Flaming: With the lost of her sister, Sister Pitchfork frantically scorches all heroes, all of them becoming Burned, and taking 2 damage per round until remedied. The hero who rolled Special Damage becomes enraged as well.

If Sister Torch is alive, Pitch Forks and Torches is used. If not, Frenzied Flaming is used instead.

Drops:

Military Grade Fire Bomb

Riot Party:

Sgt Jon. Mcency (Pyrovisionary) *Lucky!* *Burning!*

54 years old male human witch

Level 18 *Dual Strike* *Immune to blinded* *Hastened*

Power: 37 (18+17+2)

Health: 23/38 (7+17+8+3+3)

Ether: 10/19 (+1)

Gold: 277 (70 owed to Brickington)

Equipment: Demonic Scissors (WP:17, dual strike, Light, Darkness, Hollow (empty) daggers), Witch's talisman (All attacks Cause the badly poisoned effect), Pegleg of Hastening (Permanent hastened-effect to the user; Immune to Blinded, suitable to Sarge only; footwear)

Inventory: Duplovian Swift Halberd (WP:3, stuns on successful hits, Hollow (-) halberd), Duplovian Helmet of the Guard (SP:2, Immune to Magic and Healing), Mythril Shield (SP:20), Pheonix essence x2 , Potion x4, Grand Potion x5, Remedy x5, Venom x3, Deadly Venom, Smoke Bomb, Bedroll, Shovel, Pickaxe, Telescope, Magic Compass, Magnifying glass, Business Card, Bone x2, 2x Gold Ring (worth 15 gold; can be given to someone to make them enamored with the giver), Counterstrike gloves

Erdathcath Madilinas, 199 years old,

Level 19.5 Druid *Hastened!* *Burning!*

Power: 29

Health: 18/33

Ether: 22/22

Gold: 299

Equipped: Tritech Handcannon (WP:13), Satchel of Awesomeness (Causes lucky-effect; bodywear), Amulet of Optimism (Adds the confused-effect to all attacks; suitable to Erdathcath only; accessory)

Inventory: Longbow (WP:7), Quick bow (WP: 6, Suitable to rangers, provides hastened effect for one round each battle), Helmet (+1 max. health), 6 Potions, 3 Grand Potions, 7 Mead, 9 Smelling Salts, 15 Venoms, 3 Deadly Venoms, 1 Super Deadly Venom, 2 Floral Bombs, 2 Ice Bombs, 2 Lightning Bombs, 1 Fire Bomb, 3 Smoke Bombs, 2 Water Bombs, 2 Holy Bomb, 2 Dirt Bombs, 2 Air Bombs, Grand Tonic, Bone, Skeleton Decoy, Bedroll, Shovel, Pickaxe, Telescope, Saber teeth, Scroll of Weakening, Ruby, Snake Eye Charm (protects from petrify), Phoenix Essence, mage's muffler

Name: Unknown. Most call him "Em," though his real name remains largely mysterious. *Encouraged!* *Burning!*

Unknown age male human ranger

Level 14.5

Power: 23

SP: 2

Health: 8/21

Gold: 30

Equipment: Aquabow (WP: 7, Water-elemental), Anniversary Medal (Artefact/Accessory) (Power +2, SP +2, Max. Health +2, Max. Ether +2. The values will increase by 1 with each passing year)[/font], Syndicate Cowl (SP: 2, Immune to Doomed effect)

Inventory:

Consumables: Smoke bomb, Grating Stone x2, Nostrum x2, Potion x5, Remedy x4, , Venom, Ice Bomb, Grand Potion, Mead, Quality Cutlass (WP:6, Dagger)

Equipment:White Marksman's Hat (⅙ chance of Assassination vs. Flying monsters; Headwear), Gentleman's Hat (SP: 1, suitable for men, headgear. The wearer has a 1/2 chance to not be affected by (Asleep), Bedroll, Shovel, Pickaxe,Bow(WP:5), Ranger's Quiver (+1 WP to all Bows/Crossbows), Iron Knuckle Armour (Body, foot, and hand wear. Counts as one artefact. Usable by knights and dragoons. SP: 10. Cannot be removed by enemies), Ambrosia, Crystal Sovereign

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Jeaux unfurls the rug, seemingly finding nothing... he goes to gaze through the gaping hole in the wall. He casn see no hostile enemies - or anything living, for that matter. Just more boxes and miscellaneous furniture, by the looks of things.

However, something soon nips the Evoker's foot.

"Squeek Squueecckkh!"

<Hey, Gearhead! I was sleeping in there!>

It seemed this glowing little critter decided to snuggle up in the rolled up carpet, and skittered out when Jeaux inspected it...

[The_Customizer]

"Well, that definitely could have gone better." Erdathcath furiously attempts to dash out the burning cloak, while attacking once again.

Erdathcath attacks Sister Torch and Sister Pitchfork from the back row once again.

"Keep it up Em, just 1 might attack, and the Mage will be gone, after that you can attack Mr. M Opoly.

[Pyrovisionary]

"You need a roots of life Erdy! And I need a bloody hex...."

[Pyrovisionary]

Battle order:

Sarge

Sarge

Erdy

Erdy

Em

Sarge repeats!

[Emjajoas]

"I'm going to need to heal, for safety's sake," Em mutters, chugging back a potion.

[Endgame]

Round Six of the Riot Battle!

>Sarge VS Siri (back): Special Damage Hit (17+18=35x2=70/2=35x2=70-3=67 damage)

>Sarge VS Jetorix (back): Miss Shield: Mass Illusion (back): Masked Mage and Sister Torch Hexed!

>Erdathcath VS Sister Torch (back): Miss Aim (19 damage)

>Erdathcath VS Sister Pitchfork (back): Aim Hit (19+13=32 damage)

>Em drinks a potion (back)

>Mr. M Opoly VS Sarge: 18/2=9 damage!

>Masked Mage: 20-5=15 damage to self!

Weakened, Em retreats to the abck to chug a potion while Sarge and Erdathcath drive back the thinning mob. Erdathcath keeps up her barrage of fire, Sarge ensnaring the minds of some of the mobsters. The Masked Mage, instead of blasting Sarge, plunges his wand through his own chest, effectively killing himself.

The Battle Rages On!

"...You drove him to suicide?!"

Jetorix, Level 48 Humanoid *Badly Poisoned!*

HP: 879/999

SP: 5

Specials:

Arc Slash: In a wide swing, all heroes take 28 damage from Jetorix.

Bonebreaker: Jetorix crushes the hero who rolled Special Damage with his axe, dropping their level, max HP, and max Ether by 4 each for the rest of the battle.

Mob Stampede: The hero who rolled Special Damage is assaulted by the combined strength of the mob, taking damage to all of their levels added together divided by 2.

Specials decided by die roll.

Passive Specials:

Defensive Postion: Jetorix has a 1/6 chanc eof Countersriking at the end of every round he is succesfully hit.

Drops: Jinxy Juice, Frost Helmet, 40 gold.

"I can only imagine what you would make this body do if you hexed it. Humans like you are sickening."

Siri, Level 40 Humanoid *Badly Poisoned!*

HP: 168/498

SP: 3

Specials:

Cloak and Dagger: Using her robes to her advantage in an attack, Siri Confuses a hero and makes Fragile for 3 rounds, as well a reducing them to half HP.

More Than A Concubine: With a sway of her hips, all male heroes become Enamored with Siri, as well as causing them to drop their weapons. That hero must spend a turn to pick up that weapon.

Drops:

Lover's Locket, Love Potion, Blind Fury

"Oh no... I'm next on the chopping block!"

Mr. M. Opoly, Level 18 Humanoid

HP: 139/160

Specials:

Bankrupt: Mr. M Opoly steals 50 gold, healing himself by 50 HP. He adds it into his inventory: Every turn he has it, he stashes 10 gold, prventing the heroes from retrieving it.

Drops:

80 gold.

"Let my sister go, you witch!"

Sister Pitchfork, Level 19 Humanoid *Confused! 3 rounds remaining*

HP: 52/150

Specials:

Pitch Forks and Torches: Ina barrage of stabs and fire, all heroes take 25 damage and begin to Burn, taking 2 damage per round.

Frenzied Jabbing: With the lost of her sister, Sister Pitchfork frantically stabs the hero who rolled Special Damage, doing anywhere from 1 to 50 damage. (Decided by RNG.)

If Sister Torch is alive, Pitch Forks and Torches is used. If not, Frenzied Jabbing is used instead.

Drops:

Grating Stone

"...Yes, sir..."

Sister Torch, Level 19 Humanoid *Confused! 3 rounds remaining* *Hexed! 1 round remaining*

HP: 41/150

Specials:

Pitch Forks and Torches: Ina barrage of stabs and fire, all heroes take 25 damage and begin to Burn, taking 2 damage per round.

Frenzied Flaming: With the lost of her sister, Sister Pitchfork frantically scorches all heroes, all of them becoming Burned, and taking 2 damage per round until remedied. The hero who rolled Special Damage becomes enraged as well.

If Sister Torch is alive, Pitch Forks and Torches is used. If not, Frenzied Flaming is used instead.

Drops:

Military Grade Fire Bomb

Riot Party:

Sgt Jon. Mcency (Pyrovisionary) *Lucky!* *Burning!*

54 years old male human witch

Level 18 *Dual Strike* *Immune to blinded* *Hastened*

Power: 37 (18+17+2)

Health: 23/38 (7+17+8+3+3)

Ether: 10/19 (+1)

Gold: 277 (70 owed to Brickington)

Equipment: Demonic Scissors (WP:17, dual strike, Light, Darkness, Hollow (empty) daggers), Witch's talisman (All attacks Cause the badly poisoned effect), Pegleg of Hastening (Permanent hastened-effect to the user; Immune to Blinded, suitable to Sarge only; footwear)

Inventory: Duplovian Swift Halberd (WP:3, stuns on successful hits, Hollow (-) halberd), Duplovian Helmet of the Guard (SP:2, Immune to Magic and Healing), Mythril Shield (SP:20), Pheonix essence x2 , Potion x4, Grand Potion x5, Remedy x5, Venom x3, Deadly Venom, Smoke Bomb, Bedroll, Shovel, Pickaxe, Telescope, Magic Compass, Magnifying glass, Business Card, Bone x2, 2x Gold Ring (worth 15 gold; can be given to someone to make them enamored with the giver), Counterstrike gloves

Erdathcath Madilinas, 199 years old,

Level 19.5 Druid *Hastened!* *Burning!*

Power: 29

Health: 18/33

Ether: 22/22

Gold: 299

Equipped: Tritech Handcannon (WP:13), Satchel of Awesomeness (Causes lucky-effect; bodywear), Amulet of Optimism (Adds the confused-effect to all attacks; suitable to Erdathcath only; accessory)

Inventory: Longbow (WP:7), Quick bow (WP: 6, Suitable to rangers, provides hastened effect for one round each battle), Helmet (+1 max. health), 6 Potions, 3 Grand Potions, 7 Mead, 9 Smelling Salts, 15 Venoms, 3 Deadly Venoms, 1 Super Deadly Venom, 2 Floral Bombs, 2 Ice Bombs, 2 Lightning Bombs, 1 Fire Bomb, 3 Smoke Bombs, 2 Water Bombs, 2 Holy Bomb, 2 Dirt Bombs, 2 Air Bombs, Grand Tonic, Bone, Skeleton Decoy, Bedroll, Shovel, Pickaxe, Telescope, Saber teeth, Scroll of Weakening, Ruby, Snake Eye Charm (protects from petrify), Phoenix Essence, mage's muffler

Name: Unknown. Most call him "Em," though his real name remains largely mysterious. *Encouraged!* *Burning!*

Unknown age male human ranger

Level 14.5

Power: 23

SP: 2

Health: 18/21

Gold: 30

Equipment: Aquabow (WP: 7, Water-elemental), Anniversary Medal (Artefact/Accessory) (Power +2, SP +2, Max. Health +2, Max. Ether +2. The values will increase by 1 with each passing year)[/font], Syndicate Cowl (SP: 2, Immune to Doomed effect)

Inventory:

Consumables: Smoke bomb, Grating Stone x2, Nostrum x2, Potion x4, Remedy x4, , Venom, Ice Bomb, Grand Potion, Mead, Quality Cutlass (WP:6, Dagger)

Equipment:White Marksman's Hat (⅙ chance of Assassination vs. Flying monsters; Headwear), Gentleman's Hat (SP: 1, suitable for men, headgear. The wearer has a 1/2 chance to not be affected by (Asleep), Bedroll, Shovel, Pickaxe,Bow(WP:5), Ranger's Quiver (+1 WP to all Bows/Crossbows), Iron Knuckle Armour (Body, foot, and hand wear. Counts as one artefact. Usable by knights and dragoons. SP: 10. Cannot be removed by enemies), Ambrosia, Crystal Sovereign

[Emjajoas]

Em draws back his bow and fires at M Opoly from the back row, grinning wickedly. The battle was going better than he had expected, though he dared not relax in the presence of Jetorix and his vixen.

[The_Customizer]

Erdathcath repeats her attacks against Sisters Torch and Pitchfork, from the back row.

Battle Order

Sarge

Sarge

Erdathcath

Erdathcath

Em

[Pyrovisionary]

Satisfied with his hexing, but slightly annoyed that Jetorix hadn't been hexed yet, Sarge repeats!

[joeshmoe554]

"I apologize for disturbing your home. It seems like this would be a dangerous place to live given the number of explosions and amount of destruction that has befallen it as of late."

[Endgame]

Round Seven of the Riot Battle!

>Sarge VS Siri (back): Special Damage Critical Hit (17x2=34+18=52x4=208/2=104-3=101 damage)

>Sarge VS Jetorix (back): Damage Damage (48/2=24 damage)

>Erdathcath VS Sister Torch (back): Hit Critical Hit (13x2=26+19=45 damage)

>Erdathcath VS Sister Pitchfork (back): Special Damage Critical Hit (13x2=26+19=45 damage)

>Em VS Mr. M. Opoly (back): Shield: triple Shot! (17+4=21x2=42 damage to all!)

Sarge goes in for a stunning manuever, his thralls only watching-glassy eyed as the Witch slices at Siri. However, Jetorix respond sin a rage, seemingly giving up all reason to protect what he seemed to view as just a source of pleasure. Why was this? He takes a ferocious slash at Sarge, sending him skidding across the asphalt. Erdathcath and Em gasp as they watch their heaviy hitter crumple to the ground, but their aim is still true: They take down both of the Sisters, their bodies collapsing the ground, dead. Only Jetorix, Siri, and the moneygrubbing Mr. M Opoly remains.

The Battle Rages On!

"DIE!"

Jetorix, Level 48 Humanoid *Badly Poisoned!*

HP: 832/999

SP: 5

Specials:

Arc Slash: In a wide swing, all heroes take 28 damage from Jetorix.

Bonebreaker: Jetorix crushes the hero who rolled Special Damage with his axe, dropping their level, max HP, and max Ether by 4 each for the rest of the battle.

Mob Stampede: The hero who rolled Special Damage is assaulted by the combined strength of the mob, taking damage to all of their levels added together divided by 2.

Specials decided by die roll.

Passive Specials:

Defensive Postion: Jetorix has a 1/6 chanc eof Countersriking at the end of every round he is succesfully hit.

Drops: Jinxy Juice, Frost Helmet, 40 gold.

"Aww, Jetorix, that's so sweet... it's like I'm contyrolling you or something!"

Siri, Level 40 Humanoid *Badly Poisoned!*

HP: 57/498

SP: 3

Specials:

Cloak and Dagger: Using her robes to her advantage in an attack, Siri Confuses a hero and makes Fragile for 3 rounds, as well a reducing them to half HP.

More Than A Concubine: With a sway of her hips, all male heroes become Enamored with Siri, as well as causing them to drop their weapons. That hero must spend a turn to pick up that weapon.

Drops:

Lover's Locket, Love Potion, Blind Fury

"Gahahahahaha! C'mon, Jetorix, go for that bugger with bow next!"

Mr. M. Opoly, Level 18 Humanoid

HP: 91/160

Specials:

Bankrupt: Mr. M Opoly steals 50 gold, healing himself by 50 HP. He adds it into his inventory: Every turn he has it, he stashes 10 gold, prventing the heroes from retrieving it.

Drops:

80 gold.

Riot Party:

Sgt Jon. Mcency (Pyrovisionary) *Knocked Out!*

54 years old male human witch

Level 18 *Dual Strike* *Immune to blinded* *Hastened*

Power: 37 (18+17+2)

Health: 0/38 (7+17+8+3+3)

Ether: 10/19 (+1)

Gold: 277 (70 owed to Brickington)

Equipment: Demonic Scissors (WP:17, dual strike, Light, Darkness, Hollow (empty) daggers), Witch's talisman (All attacks Cause the badly poisoned effect), Pegleg of Hastening (Permanent hastened-effect to the user; Immune to Blinded, suitable to Sarge only; footwear)

Inventory: Duplovian Swift Halberd (WP:3, stuns on successful hits, Hollow (-) halberd), Duplovian Helmet of the Guard (SP:2, Immune to Magic and Healing), Mythril Shield (SP:20), Pheonix essence x2 , Potion x4, Grand Potion x5, Remedy x5, Venom x3, Deadly Venom, Smoke Bomb, Bedroll, Shovel, Pickaxe, Telescope, Magic Compass, Magnifying glass, Business Card, Bone x2, 2x Gold Ring (worth 15 gold; can be given to someone to make them enamored with the giver), Counterstrike gloves

Erdathcath Madilinas, 199 years old,

Level 19.5 Druid *Hastened!* *Burning!*

Power: 29

Health: 18/33

Ether: 22/22

Gold: 299

Equipped: Tritech Handcannon (WP:13), Satchel of Awesomeness (Causes lucky-effect; bodywear), Amulet of Optimism (Adds the confused-effect to all attacks; suitable to Erdathcath only; accessory)

Inventory: Longbow (WP:7), Quick bow (WP: 6, Suitable to rangers, provides hastened effect for one round each battle), Helmet (+1 max. health), 6 Potions, 3 Grand Potions, 7 Mead, 9 Smelling Salts, 15 Venoms, 3 Deadly Venoms, 1 Super Deadly Venom, 2 Floral Bombs, 2 Ice Bombs, 2 Lightning Bombs, 1 Fire Bomb, 3 Smoke Bombs, 2 Water Bombs, 2 Holy Bomb, 2 Dirt Bombs, 2 Air Bombs, Grand Tonic, Bone, Skeleton Decoy, Bedroll, Shovel, Pickaxe, Telescope, Saber teeth, Scroll of Weakening, Ruby, Snake Eye Charm (protects from petrify), Phoenix Essence, mage's muffler

Name: Unknown. Most call him "Em," though his real name remains largely mysterious. *Encouraged!* *Burning!*

Unknown age male human ranger

Level 14.5

Power: 23

SP: 2

Health: 18/21

Gold: 30

Equipment: Aquabow (WP: 7, Water-elemental), Anniversary Medal (Artefact/Accessory) (Power +2, SP +2, Max. Health +2, Max. Ether +2. The values will increase by 1 with each passing year)[/font], Syndicate Cowl (SP: 2, Immune to Doomed effect)

Inventory:

Consumables: Smoke bomb, Grating Stone x2, Nostrum x2, Potion x4, Remedy x4, , Venom, Ice Bomb, Grand Potion, Mead, Quality Cutlass (WP:6, Dagger)

Equipment:White Marksman's Hat (⅙ chance of Assassination vs. Flying monsters; Headwear), Gentleman's Hat (SP: 1, suitable for men, headgear. The wearer has a 1/2 chance to not be affected by (Asleep), Bedroll, Shovel, Pickaxe,Bow(WP:5), Ranger's Quiver (+1 WP to all Bows/Crossbows), Iron Knuckle Armour (Body, foot, and hand wear. Counts as one artefact. Usable by knights and dragoons. SP: 10. Cannot be removed by enemies), Ambrosia, Crystal Sovereign

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QM Note: If JediMaster Brick does not post within the next 24-36 hours, I'm afraid I'll have to replac ehim.

The rat tilts its head to one side.

<Mmmrrph. Apology accpeted begrudgingly, gearhead. This place used to be the height of luxury for glowrats like me: Dark spaces, tiny bugs, warm and cozy crannies galore! But now there's this crazy bomber running around... Get this. The Proggs hired an explosive expert - one of their own kind! - To help them deal with this monumental construction project. Than suddenly, bam, comes into work today just like usual, than suddenly the yellow critter goes nuts. The little yellow freak starts blowing up everyone, and nobody noticed him! Stealthy dude. I tried telling the weird shlled guys around here, but they just kind of shooed me off. I don't think they understand rat...>

[Emjajoas]

Em fires at Mr M. Opoly from the back row.

[Pyrovisionary]

Sarge coughs up a little blood, and coughs "Fenix essence." at Erdathcath.

Battle order

Erdathcath

Sarge

Sarge

Erdathcath

Em

Revived, Sarge attacks Jetorix (Double) And Mr Opoly (Double) from the back row!

Edited November 24, 2013 by Pyrovisionary

[joeshmoe554]

<Mmmrrph. Apology accpeted begrudgingly, gearhead. This place used to be the height of luxury for glowrats like me: Dark spaces, tiny bugs, warm and cozy crannies galore! But now there's this crazy bomber running around... Get this. The Proggs hired an explosive expert - one of their own kind! - To help them deal with this monumental construction project. Than suddenly, bam, comes into work today just like usual, than suddenly the yellow critter goes nuts. The little yellow freak starts blowing up everyone, and nobody noticed him! Stealthy dude. I tried telling the weird shlled guys around here, but they just kind of shooed me off. I don't think they understand rat...>

"And you can't think of anything that would have set him off?"

[Endgame]

"And you can't think of anything that would have set him off?"

<Not anything I witnessed.>

[The_Customizer]

Erdathcath quickly gives Sarge a Phoenix Essence (back row), then attacks Jetorix with her Handcannon. (Back row)

"Em, you need to attack Siri, or she'll knock me out with 1 shot!"

[Emjajoas]

Em changes his attack to Siri, nodding to Erdathcath.

[joeshmoe554]

"Do you know where he is now?"

[Endgame]

QM Note: I have to run this round incredibly quickly, so:

Round Eight of the Riot Battle!

>Erdathcath revives Sarge (back)

>Sarge VS Jetorix (back): Critical Hit (17x2=34+18=52x4=204/2=104-5=99 damage)

>Sarge VS Mr. M. Opoly (back): Damage (18/2=9 damage)

>Erdathcath VS Jetorix (back): Shield: Roots Of Life!

>Em VS Siri (back): Special Damage (More Than A Concubine: Sarge and Em are enamored and drop their current weapons)

Erdathcath revives Sarge. Both heroes can no longer ignore Siri's beauty, become enamored to the point where they drop their weapons. They wouldn't dare harm her now - she was too gorgeous to die.

The Battle Rages On!

"Nice one, Siri."

Jetorix, Level 48 Humanoid *Badly Poisoned!* *Confused! 3 rounds remaining*

HP: 723/999

SP: 5

Specials:

Arc Slash: In a wide swing, all heroes take 28 damage from Jetorix.

Bonebreaker: Jetorix crushes the hero who rolled Special Damage with his axe, dropping their level, max HP, and max Ether by 4 each for the rest of the battle.

Mob Stampede: The hero who rolled Special Damage is assaulted by the combined strength of the mob, taking damage to all of their levels added together divided by 2.

Specials decided by die roll.

Passive Specials:

Defensive Postion: Jetorix has a 1/6 chanc eof Countersriking at the end of every round he is succesfully hit.

Drops: Jinxy Juice, Frost Helmet, 40 gold.

"Like what you see, boys?"

Siri, Level 40 Humanoid *Badly Poisoned!*

HP: 47/498

SP: 3

Specials:

Cloak and Dagger: Using her robes to her advantage in an attack, Siri Confuses a hero and makes Fragile for 3 rounds, as well a reducing them to half HP.

More Than A Concubine: With a sway of her hips, all male heroes become Enamored with Siri, as well as causing them to drop their weapons. That hero must spend a turn to pick up that weapon.

Drops:

Lover's Locket, Love Potion, Blind Fury

"Uh oh."

Mr. M. Opoly, Level 18 Humanoid

HP: 91/160

Specials:

Bankrupt: Mr. M Opoly steals 50 gold, healing himself by 50 HP. He adds it into his inventory: Every turn he has it, he stashes 10 gold, prventing the heroes from retrieving it.

Drops:

80 gold.

Riot Party:

Sgt Jon. Mcency (Pyrovisionary)

54 years old male human witch

Level 18 *Dual Strike* *Immune to blinded* *Hastened* *Enamored With Siri! 3 rounds remaining*

Power: 37 (18+17+2)

Health: 38/38 (7+17+8+3+3)

Ether: 10/19 (+1)

Gold: 277 (70 owed to Brickington)

Equipment: Demonic Scissors (WP:17, dual strike, Light, Darkness, Hollow (empty) daggers), Witch's talisman (All attacks Cause the badly poisoned effect), Pegleg of Hastening (Permanent hastened-effect to the user; Immune to Blinded, suitable to Sarge only; footwear)

Inventory: Duplovian Swift Halberd (WP:3, stuns on successful hits, Hollow (-) halberd), Duplovian Helmet of the Guard (SP:2, Immune to Magic and Healing), Mythril Shield (SP:20), Pheonix essence x2 , Potion x4, Grand Potion x5, Remedy x5, Venom x3, Deadly Venom, Smoke Bomb, Bedroll, Shovel, Pickaxe, Telescope, Magic Compass, Magnifying glass, Business Card, Bone x2, 2x Gold Ring (worth 15 gold; can be given to someone to make them enamored with the giver), Counterstrike gloves

Erdathcath Madilinas, 199 years old,

Level 19.5 Druid *Hastened!*

Power: 29

Health: 33/33

Ether: 22/22

Gold: 299

Equipped: Tritech Handcannon (WP:13), Satchel of Awesomeness (Causes lucky-effect; bodywear), Amulet of Optimism (Adds the confused-effect to all attacks; suitable to Erdathcath only; accessory)

Inventory: Longbow (WP:7), Quick bow (WP: 6, Suitable to rangers, provides hastened effect for one round each battle), Helmet (+1 max. health), 6 Potions, 3 Grand Potions, 7 Mead, 9 Smelling Salts, 15 Venoms, 3 Deadly Venoms, 1 Super Deadly Venom, 2 Floral Bombs, 2 Ice Bombs, 2 Lightning Bombs, 1 Fire Bomb, 3 Smoke Bombs, 2 Water Bombs, 2 Holy Bomb, 2 Dirt Bombs, 2 Air Bombs, Grand Tonic, Bone, Skeleton Decoy, Bedroll, Shovel, Pickaxe, Telescope, Saber teeth, Scroll of Weakening, Ruby, Snake Eye Charm (protects from petrify), Mage's muffler

Name: Unknown. Most call him "Em," though his real name remains largely mysterious. *Encouraged!* *Enamored With Siri! 3 rounds remaining*

Unknown age male human ranger

Level 14.5

Power: 23

SP: 2

Health: 21/21

Gold: 30

Equipment: Aquabow (WP: 7, Water-elemental), Anniversary Medal (Artefact/Accessory) (Power +2, SP +2, Max. Health +2, Max. Ether +2. The values will increase by 1 with each passing year)[/font], Syndicate Cowl (SP: 2, Immune to Doomed effect)

Inventory:

Consumables: Smoke bomb, Grating Stone x2, Nostrum x2, Potion x4, Remedy x4, , Venom, Ice Bomb, Grand Potion, Mead, Quality Cutlass (WP:6, Dagger)

Equipment:White Marksman's Hat (⅙ chance of Assassination vs. Flying monsters; Headwear), Gentleman's Hat (SP: 1, suitable for men, headgear. The wearer has a 1/2 chance to not be affected by (Asleep), Bedroll, Shovel, Pickaxe,Bow(WP:5), Ranger's Quiver (+1 WP to all Bows/Crossbows), Iron Knuckle Armour (Body, foot, and hand wear. Counts as one artefact. Usable by knights and dragoons. SP: 10. Cannot be removed by enemies), Ambrosia, Crystal Sovereign

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<He's on this floor, but the room he is in is sealed up reeeaaalll tight. You'd have to go through a hole in the roof to even get near the yellow bugger.>

[joeshmoe554]

"Thank you for the help. I'll get out of your fur now." Jeaux walks outside the room and heads up the slope next to it.

[Pyrovisionary]

"What I'd like to see lass is you impaled but I'll spare you a bit longer. Erdy, you get Siri and Mr Opoply I'll get Jetorix."

Sarge

Sarge

Erdy

Erdy

Em

Sarge picks up his weapon and attacks Jetorix (Double) From the back row!

Edited November 25, 2013 by Pyrovisionary

[Emjajoas]

Em curses under his breath, picking up his bow.