Heroica RPG - Quest #81: Home Sweet Home

[Endgame]

You got a proper name? Like Gerald or Gavin."

For the first time, the party sees The Regret hesitate, but only momentarily.

"...No. I am The Regret. No more, no less!"

[Pyrovisionary]

"Yeah and I'm the fecking chastity." Sarge chuckles" Bet yer called Simon. "

Laughing, sarge mimicks the Regret's earlier words about looking into people's souls. "You know... My powers allow me to see straight through the bellcrap of people. right into their embarrassing names. Every person has their own unique blend of crap. Aint that right Derek"

Edited February 15, 2014 by Pyrovisionary

[Emjajoas]

Em inspects Iris for a while, crossing his arms. "Do you want to live?" he asks.

[The_Customizer]

Erdathcath quietly laughs to herself, Sarge was going on his rampages like normal, she then speaks up, "If you don't care whether Iris dies or not, why would you ask us to make the decision? If you truly were master over them all, why do you require the permission from us 'filth' as you call us, to kill her, or to let her live? Perhaps, this idea of being a 'god' is truly all just in your mind. Either way, our job was to clear out anything that was in the colony and to save it, seeing as how hundreds of Proggs have already been captured, we probably didn't do everything perfect, however, we were NOT told to go on rampages killing everything we saw. Therefore, as Iris has been defeated, I see no reason to humiliate her anymore and kill her, let alone, why should we let this 'god' kill her? It seems it would only help him, therefore, I vote that we let her live, we take her prisoner, but she lives, perhaps she knows something that would be of benefit later on."

[Endgame]

"You know... My powers allow me to see straight through the bellcrap of people. right into their embarrassing names. Every person has their own unique blend of crap. Aint that right Derek"

"I fail to see how in any of the potential realities acting like a belligerent child will help you in any way, shape, or form."

Em inspects Iris for a while, crossing his arms. "Do you want to live?" he asks.

Iris tries to speak, [anicking, but no words can pour out form her frantic, frail body.

"Now you see the extent of control I have over every single Oculoid - I can even shut down speicifc faculties, if need be. I'm afraid your dear iris won't have any say in this matter, quite literally.

Erdathcath quietly laughs to herself, Sarge was going on his rampages like normal, she then speaks up, "If you don't care whether Iris dies or not, why would you ask us to make the decision? If you truly were master over them all, why do you require the permission from us 'filth' as you call us, to kill her, or to let her live? Perhaps, this idea of being a 'god' is truly all just in your mind. Either way, our job was to clear out anything that was in the colony and to save it, seeing as how hundreds of Proggs have already been captured, we probably didn't do everything perfect, however, we were NOT told to go on rampages killing everything we saw. Therefore, as Iris has been defeated, I see no reason to humiliate her anymore and kill her, let alone, why should we let this 'god' kill her? It seems it would only help him, therefore, I vote that we let her live, we take her prisoner, but she lives, perhaps she knows something that would be of benefit later on."

"To be brtually honest, druid, whether or not she lives or dies is largely inconsequential to me. I simply decided to dedicate my brainpower to other matters - so instead of flippign a coin to decide whether or not the useless piece of trash lives or dies, I'll allow you to be the jury in this case. Please, choose quickly. I'm beginning to lose my patience."

[joeshmoe554]

"Feel free to kill her. I doubt her life will have any significant impact on events to come, and as such, neither will her death. Perhaps Solon or Fydelle should weigh in on this decision. It was their colony that she attacked after all."

[Bricksandparts]

"You are wrong Regret. You didn't have full control over her. Most? Yes, but even before this she defied you. She felt herself as your equal, she had free thought. Limited as it was.

What are you people anyways? You claim to be heroes? Don't you realize what she did was not her? She has seen the truth. And now that that's happened, you want to end her?!"

[Emjajoas]

"I did not want to let her live if she had not the will. I vote we let her live, at least for now. She may yet be of use, and I dislike needless slaughter." Em shakes his head, not taking his eyes off Iris. "I hope you enjoy sharing the sty with us pigs; I have much to discuss with you."

[Endgame]

"Of course, her choice on whether or not her allegieance wavers is still up in the air..."

[The_Customizer]

"We let her live, and we take her with us. It is simple as that."

[Endgame]

"And since when are you the authority figure here, little miss druid? Should you spare her, her allegiance goes where it goes. That is a risk you simply must take, should you let this pathetic inksac live."

[Emjajoas]

"I am sure being at the mercy of a handful of heroes is agony for such a prideful creature. However, talk is cheap; I do believe three of us were in favour of letting her live. Unless Solon or Fydelle say otherwise, let's be done with this charade."

[Pyrovisionary]

you want to end her?!"

"I want to end you mate."

Edited February 16, 2014 by Pyrovisionary

[joeshmoe554]

"As I said before, her life holds no significance at this point. She was a pawn, too clueless to even see her own status in the scheme of these plans. She will be of little use to us even if she does survive. I have no reason to kill her, but I also have no reason to save her at this point, so I leave my choice in the hands of Solon and Fydelle. If they feel it necessary to save the one who devastated this colony, then I will accept their judgement."

Edited February 16, 2014 by joeshmoe554

[Endgame]

QM Note: Currently at an airport! Updates and the ultimatum will go up Monday.

[Endgame]

"...Nobody could possibly be loyal to you after what you've done. Regret. I'm surprised that Seerus, or whatever that devil's name is, is still at your side, to be perfectly honest. Let her live."

"Wha-? Solon, she decimated our remaining home, perhpas beyond repair, and you think it just to-"

"Now, now, children. No need to bicker in front of your grandfather. The verdict has been passed. Iris will live.

The Regret withdraws his scepter, Iris collapsing in tears in front of the monster. She uses what little stumps of her tentacles left to bow down.

"Master, please! Please, forgive me! Take me back to the citadel with you! Don't leave me to die here!"

The Regret cackles, relishing Iris' terror.

"See, heroes? The Oculoid's loyalty is absolute. Yes, you whimpering back, I'll bring you back to base. You break it, you buy it, I suppose.

Now, heroes. It has been fun. Truly. I've been working day and night to pull this little plot together, but I think I've wrung every iota of amusement out of this pitiful encounter. Oh, before I leave... Punii?"

The young yellow bomber seems afraid to respond.

"Y-yes...?"

"If you feel you can stomach it... Remove the mask of Iris' vessel. Her soul has been sucked dry, but I suspect you'll recognize the corpse.

Now, I bid you adieu, heroes. Til' we meet again... Which, if everything goes according to plan, should be soon.

In a burst of black light, the Regret, Seerus, and the damaged Iris vanish. All that is left is to distribute the spoils of war... And to unmask Iris' vessel.

Party Leader, please distribute the loot.

338 gold

Remedy x4

Potion x3

Mead x2

Smelling Salts

Nostrum

Ambrosia

Deadly Venom

Grating Stone x2

Crystal Sovereign

Jinxy Juice x2

With the spoils distributed, the party notices Solon was gone.

"Our regent - no, with Jr's death, he's now our only ruler- ran ahead to the Stronghold. He's getting your reward... And trying to find his children. He'll be back soon, I hope.

Oh, and Puniii looks... unwell, to put it lightly. You may want to check on him.

Edited February 17, 2014 by Endgame

[Emjajoas]

"I hope they're alright," Em mutters, crossing his arms. He makes his way over to Punii. "What's the matter?"

[The_Customizer]

OOC: Can you post the updated hero stats with all items and such? Makes it much easier to split the loot.

[Bricksandparts]

Shaking his head in disgust, Johon speaks.

"You're gonna regret that."

After Regret and Iris disappear, Johon quickly rushes over to Punii.

[Endgame]

QM Note: The party listing, for reference. Updates will continue Tuesday.

The Party:

Sgt Jon. Mcency (Pyrovisionary)

54 years old male human witch

Level 19 *Dual Strike* *Immune to blinded* *Hastened!*

Power: 38 (19+17+2)

Health: 9/39 (7+18+8+3+3)

Ether: 8/20 (19+1)

Gold: 317 (70 owed to Brickington)

Equipment: Demonic Scissors (WP:18, dual strike, Light and Darkness-elemental, Hollow (empty) daggers), Witch's talisman (All attacks Cause the badly poisoned effect), Pegleg of Hastening (Permanenthastened-effect to the user; Immune to Blinded, suitable to Sarge only; footwear) Conspirator (WP: 15, causes Blinded)

Inventory: Phoenix Essence, Potion x4, Grand Potion x3, Remedy x5, Venom x3, Deadly Venom, Smoke Bomb, Bedroll, Shovel, Pickaxe, Telescope, Magic Compass, Magnifying glass, Business Card, Bone x2, 2x Gold Ring (worth 15 gold; can be given to someone to make them enamored with the giver), Counterstrike gloves, Military Grade fire bomb

Erdathcath Madilinas, 199 years old,

Level 20.5 Druid *Lucky!* *Hastened!* *Encouraged!*

Power: 30

Health: 34/34

Ether: 14/23

Gold: 359

Equipped: Tritech Handcannon (WP:13), Satchel of Awesomeness (Permanent Lucky-effect; bodywear), Amulet of Optimism (Adds the confused-effect to all attacks; suitable to Erdathcath only; accessory)

Inventory: Longbow (WP:7), Quick bow (WP: 6, Suitable to rangers, provides hastened effect for one round each battle), Helmet (+1 max. health), 6 Potions, 3 Grand Potions, 6 Mead, 8 Smelling Salts, 15 Venoms, 3 Deadly Venoms, 1 Super Deadly Venom, 2 Floral Bombs, 2 Ice Bombs, 2 Lightning Bombs, 1 Fire Bomb, 3 Smoke Bombs, 2 Water Bombs, 2 Holy Bomb, 2 Dirt Bombs, 2 Air Bombs, Grand Tonic, Bone, Skeleton Decoy, Bedroll, Shovel, Pickaxe, Telescope, Saber teeth, Scroll of Weakening, Ruby, Snake Eye Charm (protects from petrified), Mage's muffler (protects from sealing), Jinxy Juice, Grand Tonic, Love Potion, Blind Fury

Name: Unknown. Most call him "Em," though his real name remains largely mysterious.

Unknown age male human ranger

Level 15.5

Power: 24

SP: 4

Health: 22/22 (6+14+2)

Gold: 70

Equipment: Aquabow (WP: 7, Water-elemental), Anniversary Medal (Artefact/Accessory) (Power +2, SP +2, Max. Health +2, Max. Ether +2. The values will increase by 1 with each passing year), Syndicate Cowl (SP: 2, Immune to Doomed effect)

Inventory:

Consumables: Smoke bomb, Grating Stone x2, Nostrum x2, Potion x2, Remedy x4, Venom, Grand Potion, Mead, Ambrosia, Crystal Sovereign

Weapons: Quality Cutlass (WP:6, Dagger), Bow(WP:5)

Tools: Bedroll, Shovel, Pickaxe,

Equipment:White Marksman's Hat (⅙ chance of Assassination vs. Flying monsters; Headwear), Gentleman's Hat (SP: 1, suitable for men, headgear. The wearer has a 1/2 chance to not be affected by (Asleep), Ranger's Quiver (+1 WP to all Bows/Crossbows), Iron Knuckle Armour (Body, foot, and hand wear. Counts as one artefact. Usable by knights and dragoons. SP: 10. Cannot be removed by enemies), Frost Helmet (SP: 3, ice immune)

Johon [AKA Alf Gregory] (Bricksandparts) 25 years old male human Barbarian > Raider *Encouraged!* *Hastened!* *Lucky!*

Level: 26.66

Power: 38

Health: 14/41 (23+8+1+7+0)

Shield Power: (5+1)

Ether: ~/0

Positive effects: *Immune to:* (*Fragile*, *Cursed* *Stunned* ), *Natural Respite*

Negative effects: (none)

Gold: 3043 (0CB(50))

Equipment:

Weapon - Sword of Decay (WP:8) - (once the target is inflicted with damage they lose a quarter of the power of the strike each following turn for three turns. the effect cannot be compounded with more strikes. Suitable to Mages, Knights and Barbarians.)

Shield - None

Artefact 1 (L1-9) - Heavy Armour - SP:5, protects from fragile-effect, suitable for barbarians and knights

Artefact 2 (L10-19) - Hide of The Bleeding - restores 10 HP and 5 ether for every enemy the wearer kills, suitable for anyone

Artefact 3 (L20-29) - Sticky Gloves - Increases the amount of gold stolen by 50% (rounded up), suitable for rogues and beast warriors.[

Artefact 4 (L30-39) -

Artefact 5 (L40-49) -

Artefact 6 (L50+) -

Extra Artefacts: Helmet (+1 max health), Blessed Amulet – Protects from cursed-effect. Dog Statuette - (suitable for anyone, SP: 1, once named (Rover), speaking the name summons a dog almost certainly to tag along on madcap adventures and make snippy comments.), Scarlet Hood - +4 to power, immunity to stunned, Bravado Boots - 1/6 chance of being Lucky at the beginning of every battle

Extra Weapons: Greatsword (WP:3), Focal Staff (WP:5, Focus Fire-Roll a 3 for 5 ether Suitable for clerics and mages),Gladius (WP: 15, Darkness elemental, 1/3 chance of Fragile on succesful hits), Stalker’s Mallet (WP: 8, usable by Knights, Barbarians, and Harlots. Has a 1/2 chance to seal the enemy),Lullaby Wand (WP: 6, causes asleep-effect), Lovelorn Wand (WP: 6, causes enamored-effect.), Scaridy Wand (WP: 6 causes afraid-effect.), Wand of Wrath (WP: 6, causes enraged-effect.)

Tools: Shovel (1), Pick-axe (2), Magnifying Glass (1), Magic Compass (1)

Consumables: Potion (2), Grand Tonic (1), Remedy (0), Mead (9), Smelling Salts (19), Nostrum 19), Venom (2), Deadly Poison (1), Trial Brew (1), Ambrosia (1), Ectoplasm (1)

Elements: Aquamarine (1), Emerald (1), Garnet (1), Opal (1), Ruby (1), Sapphire (1), Topaz (1), Diamond (2), Amethyst (2)

Scrolls: Scroll of Sleep (1), Scroll of Blindness (1), Scroll of Sealing (1), Scroll of Confusion (1), Scroll of Frailty (1), Scroll of Weakening (1)

Quest/RP/Misc. items: Blue Rose, Fifty Shades of Bley

Jeaux Elmfyre (joeshmoe554)

Automaton male, Evoker

Level 16.5 *Blessed* *Transcended* *Immune to Sealing, Bleeding, and Confused*

Power: 27 (Level 15 + WP: 11)

Defense: 2

Health: 10/24 (6 + 3 + 15)

Ether: 13/17 (16 + 1)

Gold: 97

Equipment: Divine Cannonade (WP:11; gives blessed- and transcended-effects to user; hollow; handcannon), Enchanted Bracelet (protects from sealing; accessory), Automaton Armor (SP:2, immune to bleeding and confused; suitable to automata only; bodywear)

Inventory: Eminus (WP: 5; bow), Serpenthead Shield (SP:2, causes poisoned by 2-effect to anyone physically attacking the user), Ranger's Quiver (WP+1; backwear), Topaz, Soma, Tonic, Grand Tonic x2, Grand Potion x3, Venom x2, Volatile Venom x3, Smoke Bomb, Water Bomb, Bedroll, Bone x6, Handy Suitcase (SP-2, use 2 Items; accessory), Turdwing (fly familiar; causes confused to one opponent whenever used), Amethyst and Diamond(Borrowed from Johon)

Summons: Thunder Mode

[Pyrovisionary]

"What did I feckin' tell ya? But no! She couldn't have stayed loyal after her humiliation. We were payed to do a job, and you nice honest people screwed up. Again. " Sarge shakes his head "No bleeding proffesionality. None at all."

Humming slightly, Sarge hobbles along to the loot and picks up the grating stones and the crystal sovereign, leaving the rest of the loot for the party.

He was going to get very drunk on this wine later.... He then goes over to see who Iris' vessel was.

Edited February 18, 2014 by Pyrovisionary

[The_Customizer]

Erdathcath picks up the 2nd grating stone, Jinxy Juice, and a deadly venom. "Who needs the gold the most?"

[joeshmoe554]

We were payed to do a job, and you nice honest people screwed up.

We were payed to stop the attacks by humans and resolve the delays to construction. Neither of those tasks required the death of Iris.

Jeaux picked up a couple remedies to replace the ones he had used in the battle, along with the vial of smelling salts and the second Jinxy Juice.

[Bricksandparts]

Johon picks up the Nostrum and Ambrosia, and deadly venom.

[Emjajoas]

Em grabs the potions. "We ought to just split the gold."