Mencot Posted November 27, 2013 Posted November 27, 2013 I suggest you stick to fattening your swine for ridiculously massive feasts. That sounds good pork Where the hell art mine mead, I need the mead.
def Posted November 27, 2013 Posted November 27, 2013 Dufa the Godless here, ready to preach the non-faith.
Palathadric Posted November 27, 2013 Posted November 27, 2013 You're insulting a lady?? I may be a fat and brutish, manly woman, but I'm the daughter of the greatest of the einherjar! "Who are you trying to deceive but yourself? You're no lady, all you're useful for is serving the brews that warm the cockles of our hearts and providing warmth for our bodies as well." Hey, I'm back. "Where's your loudmouth shouting companion, my manliest friend? Referring to your companion of course, not you." Where the hell art mine mead, I need the mead. "Mead? Mead is for the weak, the manliest men drink the curdled blood of the Servants of Loki. Your ignorance of this fact is telling."
CorneliusMurdock Posted November 27, 2013 Posted November 27, 2013 What do you call someone who dies in Valhalla? Ooooh, a riddle! Ummm.... "Late for dinner"?
Piratedave84 Posted November 27, 2013 Posted November 27, 2013 Petr Half-Troll is my name And I am here to maim Servants of Loki shall suffer Under the wrath of my hammer Einherjar will win this game Petr is ready to go!!!!!
jimmynick Posted November 27, 2013 Posted November 27, 2013 Jarni ride PBR across River Styx. Jarni not sure what mythology he lives in.
Hinckley Posted November 27, 2013 Posted November 27, 2013 .... I thought your father was a Servant of Loki... My apologies, madam. I didn't notice your womanly features over your brute-like ones. Didn't you read my character description? I'm convinced he was the greatest of the einherjar. I don't know what happened in Valhalla before I died. What do you call someone who dies in Valhalla? I don't like your smarty-pants attitude. You seriously remind me of one of them Servants of Loki we killed off. I suggest you stick to fattening your swine for ridiculously massive feasts. Nobody dies here, they're just removed from the feast or something... and I'm not wearing smart-pants, I'm wearing a smarty-skirt. "Who are you trying to deceive but yourself? You're no lady, all you're useful for is serving the brews that warm the cockles of our hearts and providing warmth for our bodies as well." "Where's your loudmouth shouting companion, my manliest friend? Referring to your companion of course, not you." "Mead? Mead is for the weak, the manliest men drink the curdled blood of the Servants of Loki. Your ignorance of this fact is telling." "Why are you doing that?" Petr Half-Troll is my name And I am here to maim Servants of Loki shall suffer Under the wrath of my hammer Einherjar will win this game Petr is ready to go!!!!! Are you doing that on purpose? Because I don't know if you noticed, but all of that rhymes.
Waterbrick Down Posted November 27, 2013 Posted November 27, 2013 Are you doing that on purpose? Because I don't know if you noticed, but all of that rhymes. Perhaps he was cursed.
Scubacarrot Posted November 27, 2013 Posted November 27, 2013 "Where's your loudmouth shouting companion, my manliest friend? Referring to your companion of course, not you." "Of course you mean my husband, Rurik. If you were talking about me, we, and by we I mean you, would have a problem. I haven't seem him, but he should be here, somewhere. He is probably off drinking somewhere. Ugh. Men."
CMP Posted November 27, 2013 Posted November 27, 2013 I don't know what happened in Valhalla before I died. What happens in Valhalla stays in Valhalla! -Canute Gray-Bush, A.D. 922 "Of course you mean my husband, Rurik. If you were talking about me, we, and by we I mean you, would have a problem. I haven't seem him, but he should be here, somewhere. He is probably off drinking somewhere. Ugh. Men." Did I ever tell you the story of my good friend Bognar the Bombed? Yes? Well, I'll tell you anyway. He went to the longhouse every day and got himself completely wasted. One day he went and there was no mead left! So he went travelling abroad searching for greater stores of mead. In his haste he had forgotten it was refilled daily. The moral of my story is this: Mead cures all wounds! -Canute Gray-Bush A.D. 919 So we should all get drunk, of course.
Rick Posted November 27, 2013 Posted November 27, 2013 Aaaaaaaargh, it's good to be back. "Of course you mean my husband, Rurik. If you were talking about me, we, and by we I mean you, would have a problem. I haven't seem him, but he should be here, somewhere. He is probably off drinking somewhere. Ugh. Men." I'm right here and I'm not even (very) drunk. I went looking for my uhm... drinking buddy Petrus. He's nowhere to be seen though. So, I just had a few drinks and some 'shrooms. But, my dear Snotra, it's good to be home again. Did I make it in time for dinner? Petr Half-Troll is my name And I am here to maim Servants of Loki shall suffer Under the wrath of my hammer Einherjar will win this game Petr is ready to go!!!!! This is going to get annoying quickly.
Palathadric Posted November 27, 2013 Posted November 27, 2013 "Of course you mean my husband, Rurik. If you were talking about me, we, and by we I mean you, would have a problem. I haven't seem him, but he should be here, somewhere. He is probably off drinking somewhere. Ugh. Men." "I'm talking about Dragmall of course. You two gave us hell in Valhalla, whatever that is."
Mencot Posted November 27, 2013 Posted November 27, 2013 "Mead? Mead is for the weak, the manliest men drink the curdled blood of the Servants of Loki. Your ignorance of this fact is telling." Manliest men, MEN... Thou blind I am no man, thou big oaf. Mead is what I drink when I am kind... Mead with thine pulping heart is what I drinking if thou keep pissing me off "Raises her sword" LETS GET THIS FEAST GOING AND LETS SLAY THOSE SERVENTS OF LOKI
fhomess Posted November 27, 2013 Posted November 27, 2013 Are you doing that on purpose? Because I don't know if you noticed, but all of that rhymes.Suffer and hammer do not rhyme."I'm talking about Dragmall of course. You two gave us hell in Valhalla, whatever that is."Hell in Valhalla? Impossible by definition Manliest men, MEN... Thou blind I am no man, thou big oaf. Mead is what I drink when I am kind... Mead with thine pulping heart is what I drinking if thou keep pissing me off "Raises her sword" LETS GET THIS FEAST GOING AND LETS SLAY THOSE SERVENTS OF LOKI She's a feisty one!
Palathadric Posted November 27, 2013 Posted November 27, 2013 Hell in Valhalla? Impossible by definition I didn't think it was possible until it happened. A really odd situation really. Manliest men, MEN... Thou blind I am no man, thou big oaf. Mead is what I drink when I am kind... Mead with thine pulping heart is what I drinking if thou keep pissing me off I never called you a man. Now come here, wench, and service your chieftain.
Mencot Posted November 27, 2013 Posted November 27, 2013 I didn't think it was possible until it happened. A really odd situation really. I never called you a man. Now come here, wench, and service your chieftain. What ever thou didst call me does not matter "Mist strikes Patrekr over the head with her sword and drinks her mead with the other hand" Take that as service, thou big oaf and ye art a fool think I am some kind of wench, I´ll strike thee down every given day
TrumpetKing Posted November 27, 2013 Posted November 27, 2013 Brutes everywhere.... especially that Helga.... thing.....
Piratedave84 Posted November 27, 2013 Posted November 27, 2013 Are you doing that on purpose? Because I don't know if you noticed, but all of that rhymes. On purpose it is done As poems are gold Writing them I have fun It'll never get old Perhaps he was cursed. A curse I have not For if I had it would suck A curse is not hot This is going to get annoying quickly. I hardly ever roleplay Temporary this will be Once day one we can see I'll call it a day Suffer and hammer do not rhyme. Suffer and hammer do rhyme together mister Weeeeeeeee!
jimmynick Posted November 27, 2013 Posted November 27, 2013 But, Petr, why does "suck" not rhyme with anything in your poem, and why does the rhyming scheme change from stanza to stanza? Jarni brain hurt. Jarni bad at poetry.
Palathadric Posted November 27, 2013 Posted November 27, 2013 What ever thou didst call me does not matter "Mist strikes Patrekr over the head with her sword and drinks her mead with the other hand" Take that as service, thou big oaf and ye art a fool think I am some kind of wench, I´ll strike thee down every given day "Clearly Wary the Black has a disciple. Snotra, do I have a bump on my head, or is my head just one big bump? I've had a lot of banging going on in my life."
Piratedave84 Posted November 27, 2013 Posted November 27, 2013 But, Petr, why does "suck" not rhyme with anything in your poem, and why does the rhyming scheme change from stanza to stanza? Jarni brain hurt. Jarni bad at poetry. Stanza, verses, haiku ... What the megablock At writting poems I really suck! Boom!!!
CorneliusMurdock Posted November 28, 2013 Posted November 28, 2013 Don't freak out, man. You're harshing my mellow.
Piratedave84 Posted November 28, 2013 Posted November 28, 2013 Don't freak out, man. You're harshing my mellow. Someone was taking about schrooms earlier, that should most certainly un-harsh your mellow ... or make you paranoid ... Or sick ...
CorneliusMurdock Posted November 28, 2013 Posted November 28, 2013 Dude, all I'm saying is relax. Let the words flow and don't worry, man.
MagPiesRUs Posted November 28, 2013 Author Posted November 28, 2013 Well, it looks everyone's accounted for. Day One will be up within 24 hours. Or maybe it will be longer. Who knows for sure? Also, just a reminder: please make sure your character name is included somewhere in your signature.
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