Sisco Posted November 29, 2013 Posted November 29, 2013 Sigrid stirred at the mention of servants of Loki. She just about hollered with her fellow Einherjar, but she stopped herself short after remembering her oath. With an inner groan, Sigrid got up to look for writing material.
jimmynick Posted November 29, 2013 Posted November 29, 2013 Jarni want to think of children. Child, he bash Jarni in head with axe so Jarni now at Ragnarok. Is it OK to eat some of the boar? Jarni hungry, he glad Servants of Loki not take it in night.
Kristel Posted November 29, 2013 Posted November 29, 2013 Let's boil some cow urine and see if that cures you. At least that explains the pitchfork and bucket Let it be known, that after a long vacation, the towniest of towns (Valhallaests of Valhallans?) has returned. Shall we get at the business of ridding the afterlife of those scummy scoundrels that would serve the God of Mischief? Scum, we will be taking you out one after another. But, if you like, you can simply poop in your shorts now, and we can call the game over. I think we have our first scum. Anyone who feels compelled to declare their Valhallan-ism (?) in this manner surely must be a Servant of Loki? Manly men, stand to the right, unmanly folk to the left and please keep your swords up. And where should the womanly women stand?
CorneliusMurdock Posted November 29, 2013 Posted November 29, 2013 And where should the womanly women stand? Probably wherever they want, man. It's a free country. Why's Loki gotta be all evil and stuff? Can't he just relax and mellow out? Or at least let us stay all mellow...
Piratedave84 Posted November 29, 2013 Posted November 29, 2013 What is this!? We have a guy who likes to quote himself, another who thinks brewing ox piss will solve the first's issues, there's also a girl who speaks in the third person, a viking that clearly loves his schrooms too much, a brute who has a specch impediment and we're barely scratching the surface here ... is this not supposed to be Viking paradise? It sure looks more like a mental house to me! Now, why would the servants of Loki kill the guards and not leave with the magical boar which would enable them to ressucitate upon death .. what a stupid move!
Scubacarrot Posted November 29, 2013 Posted November 29, 2013 Probably wherever they want, man. It's a free country. "Is it though? We have a bunch of rules, people are going to be horribly murdered based on their allegiance soon enoug, people are questioned for their use or non-use of quotation marks... I say that sounds like Valhalla is a tad un-free." We have a guy who likes to quote himself "I'm not a guy, guy. " Now, why would the servants of Loki kill the guards and not leave with the magical boar which would enable them to ressucitate upon death .. what a stupid move! "It's explained in the intro, noob."
CMP Posted November 29, 2013 Posted November 29, 2013 We have a guy who likes to quote himself.... "Judge a man not by his behavioral quirks, but by the length of his beard!" -Canute Gray-Bush, 919 A.D
Piratedave84 Posted November 29, 2013 Posted November 29, 2013 "I'm not a guy, guy. " My apologies your majesty "It's explained in the intro, noob." You hurt my feelings ... Sometimes I feel unimaginable pain, It's always in my mind, within my brain, It dwells inside all of my heart And inside my veins. I need a drink ... sniff
Bob Posted November 29, 2013 Posted November 29, 2013 It sure looks more like a mental house to me! I think you're playing the wrong game, friend.
Piratedave84 Posted November 29, 2013 Posted November 29, 2013 "Judge a man not by his behavioral quirks, but by the length of his beard!" -Canute Gray-Bush, 919 A.D I forgot about you ... turns out we have a LADY (ish) that likes to put her words in quotes AND a guy that likes to quote himself ....
TrumpetKing Posted November 29, 2013 Posted November 29, 2013 Why are you brutes speaking in third person and boiling ox urine? Clearly Weasel urine is what yer looking for. Unless, of course, you plan on spillin' out that ox urine in the shape of a pentagram and plan on summoning either Satan or Loki, whichever one is where we are.
Hinckley Posted November 29, 2013 Posted November 29, 2013 Sigrid stirred at the mention of servants of Loki. She just about hollered with her fellow Einherjar, but she stopped herself short after remembering her oath. With an inner groan, Sigrid got up to look for writing material. What the hell? I think we have our first scum. Anyone who feels compelled to declare their Valhallan-ism (?) in this manner surely must be a Servant of Loki? This irked me too, but consider the source. Have you played with Dufa the Godless before? He always does this and it always rubs me the wrong way. It's up to us to figure out if it's his typical ego or WIFOM. I agree he's one to keep an eye on. We should also watch out for Naemr whose first post was defensive against no offense. Why are you brutes speaking in third person and boiling ox urine? It's medicinal! Don't you know anything about Viking medicine?
Fugazi Posted November 29, 2013 Posted November 29, 2013 Oi. It's cold in here, I'm giving some thought to giving up on all this boar and gravlax and move down south, I heard there's a little atoll where Polynesian fallen heroes retreat and they're quite welcoming to foreigners. Pass that warm urine this way, will you?
LegoDad Posted November 29, 2013 Posted November 29, 2013 Sure am glad I haven't been afflicted with any of these ailments that are troubling some of our fellow Vikings. Unfortunately, the smell of the cow urine is making the place uninhabitable. Helga, are you done brewing that crap yet? Glad I have my helmet to hurl into. Speaking of medicinal herbs, do we have any others to calm some of you down?
Mencot Posted November 29, 2013 Posted November 29, 2013 Oh my head, what a party last night, what a party. Clearly Mist stay of that mead for the rest of the day... What is this I hear, servents of Loki amongst us and Odin and Thor gone and only that poor man Harald in charge Clearly the Servants of Loki are the less manly among us if they couldn't take the boar with them. This should be simple. Manly men, stand to the right, unmanly folk to the left and please keep your swords up. Judging by the size of your sword, I wouldn´t brag about being a "Man"
Hinckley Posted November 29, 2013 Posted November 29, 2013 Finally, people have come to their senses. *starts passing ox urine 'round*
TrumpetKing Posted November 29, 2013 Posted November 29, 2013 Sure am glad I haven't been afflicted with any of these ailments that are troubling some of our fellow Vikings. Unfortunately, the smell of the cow urine is making the place uninhabitable. Helga, are you done brewing that crap yet? Glad I have my helmet to hurl into. Speaking of medicinal herbs, do we have any others to calm some of you down? No, no, it's not crap, it's urine. And it's supposedly medicinal, but I've got my eyes on Helga.
Hinckley Posted November 29, 2013 Posted November 29, 2013 ...but I've got my eyes on Helga. *blows kiss*
Scubacarrot Posted November 29, 2013 Posted November 29, 2013 "Everyone knows Ox Urine only helps for mild to severe cases of hemörrhoids and neckpain. Are you sure you know what you're doing, Pudding-Head?" "And yes, the ö was intentional. It sounds more authentic that way."
LegoDad Posted November 29, 2013 Posted November 29, 2013 *passes her share to the next person* Thanks, it actually tastes better than it smells, fortunately.
Waterbrick Down Posted November 29, 2013 Posted November 29, 2013 I"ll have you know Patrekr that short beards are all the rage in those things the mortals of Miðgarð are calling "movies" I hear they even made a humerous documentary about everyone's favorite hammer wielding hunk. I don't see where anyone has said any such thing Naemr Sledgehammer. Seems a might odd that you would be defending yourself before anyone accuses you of anything. Quilt conscious? Oh, I'm talking in character, should I put it in quotes? No. Absolutely not. Never. What exactly is a quilt conscious, my dear? But yes, seems odd that Naemr should feel vulnerable amidst such cheery and amiable fellows as ourselves. I think we have our first scum. Anyone who feels compelled to declare their Valhallan-ism (?) in this manner surely must be a Servant of Loki? Like the Puddin' Headed wench stated, Dufa is employing a valid story that he's been spouting so many times that it's practically near impossible to determine his intentions, nothin' to start sharpening axes over quite yet. What is this!? We have a guy who likes to quote himself, another who thinks brewing ox piss will solve the first's issues, there's also a girl who speaks in the third person, a viking that clearly loves his schrooms too much, a brute who has a specch impediment and we're barely scratching the surface here ... is this not supposed to be Viking paradise? It sure looks more like a mental house to me! Now, why would the servants of Loki kill the guards and not leave with the magical boar which would enable them to ressucitate upon death .. what a stupid move! Wonderful bit of repetatively statin' the obvious my good Nord any one paying attention could have seen that most of those things were harmless enough and not really worth making a fuss over.
Hinckley Posted November 29, 2013 Posted November 29, 2013 "Everyone knows Ox Urine only helps for mild to severe cases of hemörrhoids and neckpain. Are you sure you know what you're doing, Pudding-Head?" Who's this everyone? It's been used for generations for disinfecting wounds and healing maladies of punctuational nature. Everyone knows that. What exactly is a quilt conscious, my dear? I can't even blame my phone. It's what our ancestors did for years by firelight, passing down the story of our more barbaric acts through the act of quilting. I have a beautiful quilt depicting "The Desecration of The Giantesses by Yoric the Hung." See how I appropriately use my quotes? That's Ox Urine.
Scubacarrot Posted November 29, 2013 Posted November 29, 2013 Who's this everyone? It's been used for generations for disinfecting wounds and healing maladies of punctuational nature. Everyone knows that. "No wonder people used to live less long.... I mean, ox urine is no cure for punctuation, I can tell you that for a fact."
Palathadric Posted November 29, 2013 Posted November 29, 2013 *punch* And where should the manly woman stand?? Manly women stand in the corner. My you're a feisty one aren't you. Now, laugh and lie down. Sigrid stirred at the mention of servants of Loki. She just about hollered with her fellow Einherjar, but she stopped herself short after remembering her oath. With an inner groan, Sigrid got up to look for writing material. And where should the womanly women stand? What the devil are all these women doing in our sacred hall. Oh for the days where we were only manly men and the women's didn't pretend to be all tough and manlike. "Judge a man not by his behavioral quirks, but by the length of his beard!" Good call. You seem to be among the reasonable folk here. Methinks the Servants of Loki are so cursed that their beards would never grow past their chins...both of them. Oi. It's cold in here, I'm giving some thought to giving up on all this boar and gravlax and move down south, I heard there's a little atoll where Polynesian fallen heroes retreat and they're quite welcoming to foreigners. Pass that warm urine this way, will you? How unmanly are you? Who wants warm urine? Be manly and drink straight from the source! Sure am glad I haven't been afflicted with any of these ailments that are troubling some of our fellow Vikings. Unfortunately, the smell of the cow urine is making the place uninhabitable. Helga, are you done brewing that crap yet? Glad I have my helmet to hurl into. Speaking of medicinal herbs, do we have any others to calm some of you down? You think that's crap? You've tasted nothing my friend. Judging by the size of your sword, I wouldn´t brag about being a "Man" As they say, it's not the size that counts, but how you use it. Anyway, I've always considered the axe my primary weapon. I"ll have you know Patrekr that short beards are all the rage in those things the mortals of Miðgarð are calling "movies" I hear they even made a humerous documentary about everyone's favorite hammer wielding hunk. Don't listen to him, men! Anyone can come up with excuses for being unmanly.
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