Heroica RPG- Quest #91: The Sounds of Music

[Kintobor]

OOC: Zepher, I need a battle order.

[Zepher]

Maybe we should have let Sandy be the PL. Can't seem to get my head on straight.

Battle Order

Boomingham

Hybros

Hybros

Dek'ra

Ellaria

[Kintobor]

Maybe we should have let Sandy be the PL. Can't seem to get my head on straight.

You did elect Ellaria as Deputy. If you feel like it, feel free to drop the reins to her. So long as Sandy's okay with it, of course.

Alright, I'll get that round rolled up. Lets see how you fare this round, because you guys might have the worst luck I've ever seen, ever.

[Kintobor]

Pinkamena's demeanour shifts slightly, to a more melancholy tone.

"Me and my two sisters wound up on the streets after our parents died, lonely and forgotten. We wound up in the Hovels, crammed into a small house with drunks and druggies. I couldn't help but feel as if the city ignored us, with no one to help us or care for us. I don't condone to stealing, but if the Vibrataphone's going to help the Hovel's and it's people in getting a steady income, then I'm all for it. No hard feelings, I hope! You're a good dancer, Boomers!"

She begins to get peppy again, aiming her party cannon.

Round Four of the Wolfgang Beatdown

Battle Order

Boomingham vs. Pinkamena- Hit (48-10=38 damage)

Hybros vs. Red Menace- Hit (49+29+1x2-2=107 damage. No Assassination)

Hybros vs. Changeling- Aim (50x2-4=96 damage.)

Dek'ra- Scroll of Sealing on Changeling

Ellaria vs Lupine the Third- Shield (37 Health to all allies. -1 ether)

Changeling D4: Boomingham

The party finally pulls themselves together, landing solid strikes against the Wolfgang members. De'kra, slowed down due to the weight and awkwardness of the device, has a hard time reading his scroll this round, while Ellaria manages to keep her healing roots around for another round. For once, the party wasn't under the barrel of the Wolfgang members.

"Come on, men, we can still pull this off!"

Lupine the Third

Level 58 Humanoid Beast *Immune To Darkness Elemental, Stun, Sealed, Minimized, Jinxed and Instakill*

HP: 1372/1400

SP: 10

Special 1: Calling Card- Lupine deals his signature move, removing all immunities from the target for three rounds, and dealing 58 damage, regardless of row. The effect cannot be removed.

Special 2: Quick Fingers- Lupine snatches gold equal to the target's level, and deals 58 damage, regardless of row. The gold is non-retrievable.

Specials Alternate

Drops: 30 Gold, Grand Potion, Fireball Whiskey

"Hey, Boomers, go easy with the sword swings, will ya?"

Pinkamena

Level 54 Human *Immune to all effects and Instakill*

HP: 942/1100

SP: 10

Special 1: Party Time!- Pinkamena tosses countless party bombs at the party. Each party member has a 1/2 chance to be stunned, and each party member takes 20 damage, regardless of row.

Special 2: Baked Bads- Pinkamena stuffs one of her "cupcakes" into the target's mouth, dealing the badly poisoned and fragile effects, as well as halving the targets base health until the end of combat or if the target is knocked out.

Specials decided by die roll

Drops: Party Bomb x3, Party Cannon (WP: 8, tosses confetti and streamers out when fired.)

"Don't speak to soon, Lawrence! Or shall I conjure a little angel for myself as well?"

"Fujioko" the Changeling

Level 56 Humanoid *Immune to Instakill* *Immune to Darkness-, Fire-elemental; Immune to Fragile, Sleep, Weakened, and Blindness*

HP: 666/800

SP: 12

Special: Grim Reaper (Hybros)- The Changeling brings down their scythe on their target, dealing 56 damage, not affected by row or SP, as well as stealing gold equal to the heroes level. The party regains half of the gold stolen at the end of combat.

Guardian Angel (Lawrence)- The Changeling brings down a holy aura, reinforcing all allies.

Roots of Life (Ellaria)- The changeling channels nature and heals all allies by 200 health.

Razzmataz (De'kra)- The changeling has a 1/3 chance to stun each hero, as well as dealing 30 damage to each hero. The changeling then steals gold from each hero equal to their level. The party regains half of the gold stolen at the end of combat.

Passive Special: Impersonator- At the end of each round and before the beginning of the first round, the changeling chooses a random hero to impersonate. The changeling gains the immunities and permanent positive effects the impersonated hero has, as well as the same SP. (Impersonated Hero is decided by four sided die)

"Not to, not to these swine!"

Red Menace

Level 48 Human *Immune to sealed*

HP: 532/700

SP: 2

Special: In Communist Eubric- Red Menace lectures the hero on Socialism, Marxism, and Communism (in no general order). The hero is stunned, confused, andfragile.

Drops: Neutralizer

The Party

Lord Lawrence Boomingham (Zepher) *Party Leader*

Level 29.33 Paladin *Immune to Darkness-, Fire-elemental; Immune to Fragile, Sleep, Weakened, and Blindness*

Power: 48 (Level 29 + WP: 14 + Power Bonus: 5)

Power Bonus: 5

Defense: 12 (SP: 7 + SP: 5)

Health: 38/52 (Base HP: 10 + Level bonus: 28 + Class bonus: 11 + Permanent bonus: 3)

Ether: 28/28 (Base Ether: 0 + Level/Class bonus: 28)

Gold: 36

Equipment: Scupperer (WP: 14; Darkness-, Fire-elemental; inflicts Bleeding and Badly Poisoned; great sword) Round Metal Shield (SP: 7), Heavy Armor (SP: 5; Immune to Fragile), Tome of Affluence (+10 Gold if equipped for the entirety of a battle; Immune to Sleep, Weakened, and Blindness; Immune to Darkness-, Fire-elemental; accessory), *Pseudo's Blessing's Blessing (+4 Power; not an artifact)*

Inventory: Frozen Saber (WP: 9; Light-, Ice-elemental; inflicts Stunned; great sword), Lullaby Wand (WP:6, Inflicts Sleeping Effect)

• Hood of Belthazar Bluehood (Power +4; Ether -6; headwear), Mopag Helm (SP: 3; headwear), Counterstrike Gloves

• Garnet, Sapphire, Amethyst

• Scroll of Recklessness (Encouraged and Fragile; costs 5 Ether; 50/50 chance), Scroll of Blindness, Scroll of Weakening, Scroll of Fragility (x2), Scroll of Sealing,

• Meads (5), Mulled Wine, Fire Brandy (Encouraged, Immune to Ice), Emerald Lamp of Summoning, Hamantasch (Lucky, Blessed), Admantite Shard (1/4 of a piece of Adamantite), Tonic, Milk

• Bedroll

46 Years Old, Human

*Chicken Leg (+2, Quest 28), Drumstick (+1, Quest 70)

**Pseudo's Blessing (+4, Quest 40), Big Apple (+1, Quest 70)

Hybros

52-year-old male imp Assassin *Hastened* *Immune to Cursed, Asleep, Blinded, Confused, Fragile, Weakened* *Immune to all elements*

Level: 29

Power Bonus: 1 *

Defense: 0

Health: 44/44 (7+29+5+3*)

Gold: 408

Equipment: Sword of Ancestral Hatred (WP: 42, gains 1/3 WP every kill made with it, light-, darkness-, fire-, ice-, and wind-elemental; longsword), Golden Armor (user is permanently hastened and cursed, fire-, water-, earth-, wind-, wood-, ice-, lightning-, darkness-, light-elemental, grants immunity to Sleep, Blindness, Confusion, Frailty, and Weakening; bodywear), Cloak of the Red Assassin (Chance of Assassination is 1/3, suitable for Assassins; backwear),TheBlack Hat (Suitable for anyone, grants Intimidation, immune to darkness and cursed, headwear)

Inventory: Zoot's Reaper (WP:15, earth-elemental; scythe), Clock Cog (WP: 14, retrievable), Banana Bladerang (WP:9, damage all, retrievable), Justice (WP:8, blinded-effect, dagger), Twin Kunai (WP:6, dual strike, dagger), Spinning Bolas (WP: 5, deals the Slowed effect, but the effect is removed when retrieved; retrievable), Wrench (WP:3, decreases the target’s level by 1, retrievable), Cloak of the Blue Assassin (SP:1, suitable to Rogues; backwear), Sterile Gloves (grants immunity to poisoned- and badly poisoned-effects, handwear), Sticky Gloves (gains 50% more gold, suitable for Rogues, handwear), 14 Potions, 16 Grand Potions, 20 Health Cores, Tiger Balm, 15 Remedies, 2 Neutralizers, 3 Elixirs, 4 Phoenix Essences, 2 Deadly Venoms, 3 Smoke Bombs, 3 Holy Bombs, 7 Nostrums, 3 Meads, 3 Mulled Wines, Minimizing Dust, Bedroll, Shovel, Skeleton Decoy, Bone, 4 Mythril Shards, Copy of The Eubric Herald (Gives the target thetranscended- and inspired- effects for the duration of one battle), 3 Pumpkin Bombs (causes stunned-, poisoned-, asleep-, blinded-, sealed- and confused-effects to all opponents when used)

* +1 permanent Max Health from Zoot's Cookie, Quest #7. +2 from Chicken Drumsticks, Quest #50, +1 permanent Power from Growshroom Cap, Quest #72

Ellaria Arbour (Sandy) *Deputy Party Leader*

22 years old female human Druid

Level 25 1/3 *Immune to Sealing*

Power: 40 (25+12+3)

Defense: 3

Health: 41/41 (9+24+7+1)

Ether: 34/37 (5+24+5+1+2)

Gold: 68

Equipment: Ignis Fatuus (WP:12, fire- and lighting-elemental staff), Black Bandana (Power +3, pirate lingo; headwear), Robe of the Archmagi (SP:3, Max Ether +5, protects from sealing; bodywear), Spirit Robe (Renders wearer invisible to the enemy for the first three rounds of battle so they do not take free hits; backwear)

Inventory: Sylvania's Crossbow (WP:8, wood-elemental crossbow), Wizard's Staff (WP:1, fire-, wind-, water- and earth-elemental staff), Tricorne (SP: 3, headwear), Sterile Gloves (immunity to poisoned and badly poisoned, handwear), Scroll of Inspiration (Inspired for rest of battle, 10 ether, 50/50 chance), Scroll of Sealing, Scroll of Frailty, Scroll of Weakening, 3 Potions, 2 Grand Potions, 4 Health Cores, 6 Tonics, 6 Grand Tonics, Ether Core, Elixir, 2 Remedies, Neutralizer, Tiger Balm, 2 Phoenix Essences, 2 Meads, 2 Smelling Salts, 2 Nostrum, Soma, Deadly Venom, 2 Smoke Bombs, Flash Bomb, 3 Fire Bombs, Ice Bomb, 2 Lightning Bombs, 2 Water Bombs, 2 Holy Bombs, 3 Pumpkin Bombs (Causes stunned-, poisoned-, asleep-, blinded-, sealed- and confused-effects to all opponents when used.), Bedroll, Pickaxe, Telescope, Magic Compass, Magnifying Glass

De'kra

12 year old "male" Sorceror "echo" *Slowed! Cannot move this round*

Level: 21

Power: 29

Ether: 19/21

Defense: 4 (protected from enamored effect) (protected from confused effect)

Health: 31/31

Gold: 28

Equipment: Vibrataphone and Blueprints (WP: 3, causes the slowed effect. Suitable for all classes), Diamond(Light), Cloak of the Blue Assassin(SP:1), Heart Locket(Protects from enamored effect and confused effect), Reflective Gaunlets(SP:3)

Inventory: Chiara(WP:7, Electricity), Shadeaux Dagger(WP:5), Fauxthril Hand Cannon (WP:7), Bow (WP:5), Kanohi Mask (Artifact) - Allows spells to have the effects of the weapon they are cast through; suitable to De'kra only; accessory, Ruby Lamp of Summoning (summons a Ruby Jinn for the duration of one battle), Scroll of Sealing(loaned by Arthur), Cloak of the Elven Spy, Bedroll, Pickaxe, Shovel, Magnifying Glass, Magic Compass, Potions (10), Grand Potions (3), Remedy (3), Phoenic Essence (3), Smoke Bombs (2), Deadly Venom (2), Noxious Venom (1), Tonic (3), Rito Feather (consumable, grants the hastened- and blessed-effects upon use for one battle), Kapura(WP:10, Fire)

Party Leader, please determine the Battle Order. Everyone else, please choose a target.

Edited December 16, 2013 by Kintobor

[JimBee]

OOC: Did you roll for Assassination?

Hybros attacks Lupine from the back row with Justice and the Red Menace with the SOAH from the front row.

[Kintobor]

OOC: One of these days I'll remember.

Sorry, none this time, JimB.

[JimBee]

OOC: One of these days I'll remember.

Sorry, none this time, JimB.

OOC: Not a problem! Although I do think you miscalculated my damage. SOAH is only WP:42. but you marked it down as 49 or 50.

[Tanma]

IC: De'kra continued to cast. As he remained in motion he clicked, "After I finish this spell, I have question regarding the turn after. I have Lamp of Summoning that will last for only one battle. Should I use it next?"

[Zepher]

"We don't need it, little man," says Boomingham as he swings his sword again. "It looks like our foes at the Wolfgang aren't too strong." Boomingham turns back to Pinkmenia. "Sounds like a common story, little lady. What do you think will happen to the people in Tritech who get in trouble for losing this? Suppose they end up on the streets too, and imagine how much time and gold they've already shoveled into the project. Little miss glasses wouldn't be a happy camper, I'm sure." He shrugs. "Can't say I blame you for trying to change your luck. Just think you tossed in with the wrong group. I generally give my enemies a chance to switch things up in their life, but I generally don't find that it does much of anything. So, if you'd like to switch sides and make the right choice, maybe get on Tritech's good side, then now's the time." Boomingham jerks his head to look at the Changeling. "Don't even know what the Hel you are, but I know I don't like it. And I'm not that heavy. Suck in that gut a little. How'd you get to be so friendly with the wolves?"

Same Battle Order

Edited December 16, 2013 by Zepher

[JimBee]

"I would not bother Boomingham. Most are beyond saving, if that is what you are after..."

[Sandy]

Ellaria repeats her attack.

[Kintobor]

OOC: Fixed Hybros's gold. As well, the 50 should be 43, due to your plus one power bonus. Obviously not only is my memory terrible, my eyes are failing me.

"Betrayal sounds pretty bad, Boomers. Not something I want to be labelled as, a betrayie betrayer. Not fun. Besides, what would the Tritech want with a street girl? Well, no, I actually trained as a clown, but that went nowhere..."

"Enough, Pinkamena!"

"Eep!"

Could Pinkamena be reasoned with?

The changeling chuckles, flawlessly imitating Boomingham, yet the words it's chooses have a distinct dryness to them.

"Gufahaha! I'm a changeling, chappo! I can physically change my appearance to look like whomever I wish, so long as I've observed them long enough to understand their mannerisms. I've been tagging you since you left that Hall, not like you realized it. As for why I'm with the Wolfgang, it gives me purpose. One gets bored when they have the ability to look like anyone, yet has nothing to do with it. I don't care to much about Ulric, to be honest. The thrill of the act is what I enjoy. So, who's my new dancing partner?"

Round Five of the Wolfgang Beatdown

Battle Order

Boomingham vs. Pinkamena- Hit (48x2-10=86 damage.)

Hybros vs. Lupine the Third- Aim (8/2-10=0 damage. Lupine is Blind!)

Hybros vs. Red Menace- Special Damage (Hybros is Stunned!)

Dek'ra- Scroll of Sealing on Changeling- Success (Changeling Sealed. -1 ether)

Ellaria vs. Lupine the Third- Crit. (12x2+25+3=52x2=104-10=94damage)

Changeling D4: Ellaria (Sealed removed)

Boomingham continues his duel with the giddy cannoneer. He strikes her again with Scupperer, just as she fires of another shot, confetti flying everywhere. Hybros's dagger doesn't deal any damage to Lupine, but the blade manages to blind the criminal. However, his luck runs out, as Red Menace begins to speak to Hybros about his philosophies as they fight, managing to stun the imp. De'kra manages to seal the Changeling, the faux Lawrence looking annoyed. Ellaria finally manages to whack Lupine with her staff, just as another Ellaria joins combat. The Changeling smiles and waves at her, it's immunity to seal washing away De'kra's spell, as Ellaria moves back to her party.

"Ah, god, I can't see!"

Lupine the Third

Level 58 Humanoid Beast *Immune To Darkness Elemental, Stun, Sealed, Minimized, Jinxed and Instakill*

HP: 1278/1400

SP: 10

Special 1: Calling Card- Lupine deals his signature move, removing all immunities from the target for three rounds, and dealing 58 damage, regardless of row. The effect cannot be removed.

Special 2: Quick Fingers- Lupine snatches gold equal to the target's level, and deals 58 damage, regardless of row. The gold is non-retrievable.

Specials Alternate

Drops: 30 Gold, Grand Potion, Fireball Whiskey

"Hey, your wasting all my confetti! Wait, this thing doesn't need refills! Oopsie!"

Pinkamena

Level 54 Human *Immune to all effects and Instakill*

HP: 856/1100

SP: 10

Special 1: Party Time!- Pinkamena tosses countless party bombs at the party. Each party member has a 1/2 chance to be stunned, and each party member takes 20 damage, regardless of row.

Special 2: Baked Bads- Pinkamena stuffs one of her "cupcakes" into the target's mouth, dealing the badly poisoned and fragile effects, as well as halving the targets base health until the end of combat or if the target is knocked out.

Specials decided by die roll

Drops: Party Bomb x3, Party Cannon (WP: 8, tosses confetti and streamers out when fired.)

"Hey, you guys should just put your weapons down, and hand over the Vibrator! We could... um... talk this over? *giggle*"

"Fujioko" the Changeling

Level 56 Humanoid *Immune to Instakill* *Immune to Sealed*

HP: 666/800

SP: 3

Special: Grim Reaper (Hybros)- The Changeling brings down their scythe on their target, dealing 56 damage, not affected by row or SP, as well as stealing gold equal to the heroes level. The party regains half of the gold stolen at the end of combat.

Guardian Angel (Lawrence)- The Changeling brings down a holy aura, reinforcing all allies.

Roots of Life (Ellaria)- The changeling channels nature and heals all allies by 200 health.

Razzmataz (De'kra)- The changeling has a 1/3 chance to stun each hero, as well as dealing 30 damage to each hero. The changeling then steals gold from each hero equal to their level. The party regains half of the gold stolen at the end of combat.

Passive Special: Impersonator- At the end of each round and before the beginning of the first round, the changeling chooses a random hero to impersonate. The changeling gains the immunities and permanent positive effects the impersonated hero has, as well as the same SP. (Impersonated Hero is decided by four sided die)

"It makes sense, no?"

Red Menace

Level 48 Human *Immune to sealed*

HP: 532/700

SP: 2

Special: In Communist Eubric- Red Menace lectures the hero on Socialism, Marxism, and Communism (in no general order). The hero is stunned, confused, andfragile.

Drops: Neutralizer

The Party

Lord Lawrence Boomingham (Zepher) *Party Leader*

Level 29.33 Paladin *Immune to Darkness-, Fire-elemental; Immune to Fragile, Sleep, Weakened, and Blindness*

Power: 48 (Level 29 + WP: 14 + Power Bonus: 5)

Power Bonus: 5

Defense: 12 (SP: 7 + SP: 5)

Health: 38/52 (Base HP: 10 + Level bonus: 28 + Class bonus: 11 + Permanent bonus: 3)

Ether: 28/28 (Base Ether: 0 + Level/Class bonus: 28)

Gold: 36

Equipment: Scupperer (WP: 14; Darkness-, Fire-elemental; inflicts Bleeding and Badly Poisoned; great sword) Round Metal Shield (SP: 7), Heavy Armor (SP: 5; Immune to Fragile), Tome of Affluence (+10 Gold if equipped for the entirety of a battle; Immune to Sleep, Weakened, and Blindness; Immune to Darkness-, Fire-elemental; accessory), *Pseudo's Blessing's Blessing (+4 Power; not an artifact)*

Inventory: Frozen Saber (WP: 9; Light-, Ice-elemental; inflicts Stunned; great sword), Lullaby Wand (WP:6, Inflicts Sleeping Effect)

• Hood of Belthazar Bluehood (Power +4; Ether -6; headwear), Mopag Helm (SP: 3; headwear), Counterstrike Gloves

• Garnet, Sapphire, Amethyst

• Scroll of Recklessness (Encouraged and Fragile; costs 5 Ether; 50/50 chance), Scroll of Blindness, Scroll of Weakening, Scroll of Fragility (x2), Scroll of Sealing,

• Meads (5), Mulled Wine, Fire Brandy (Encouraged, Immune to Ice), Emerald Lamp of Summoning, Hamantasch (Lucky, Blessed), Admantite Shard (1/4 of a piece of Adamantite), Tonic, Milk

• Bedroll

46 Years Old, Human

*Chicken Leg (+2, Quest 28), Drumstick (+1, Quest 70)

**Pseudo's Blessing (+4, Quest 40), Big Apple (+1, Quest 70)

Hybros

52-year-old male imp Assassin *Hastened* *Immune to Cursed, Asleep, Blinded, Confused, Fragile, Weakened* *Immune to all elements* *Stunned!*

Level: 29

Power Bonus: 1 *

Defense: 0

Health: 44/44 (7+29+5+3*)

Gold: 466

Equipment: Sword of Ancestral Hatred (WP: 42, gains 1/3 WP every kill made with it, light-, darkness-, fire-, ice-, and wind-elemental; longsword), Golden Armor (user is permanently hastened and cursed, fire-, water-, earth-, wind-, wood-, ice-, lightning-, darkness-, light-elemental, grants immunity to Sleep, Blindness, Confusion, Frailty, and Weakening; bodywear), Cloak of the Red Assassin (Chance of Assassination is 1/3, suitable for Assassins; backwear),TheBlack Hat (Suitable for anyone, grants Intimidation, immune to darkness and cursed, headwear)

Inventory: Zoot's Reaper (WP:15, earth-elemental; scythe), Clock Cog (WP: 14, retrievable), Banana Bladerang (WP:9, damage all, retrievable), Justice (WP:8, blinded-effect, dagger), Twin Kunai (WP:6, dual strike, dagger), Spinning Bolas (WP: 5, deals the Slowed effect, but the effect is removed when retrieved; retrievable), Wrench (WP:3, decreases the target’s level by 1, retrievable), Cloak of the Blue Assassin (SP:1, suitable to Rogues; backwear), Sterile Gloves (grants immunity to poisoned- and badly poisoned-effects, handwear), Sticky Gloves (gains 50% more gold, suitable for Rogues, handwear), 14 Potions, 16 Grand Potions, 20 Health Cores, Tiger Balm, 15 Remedies, 2 Neutralizers, 3 Elixirs, 4 Phoenix Essences, 2 Deadly Venoms, 3 Smoke Bombs, 3 Holy Bombs, 7 Nostrums, 3 Meads, 3 Mulled Wines, Minimizing Dust, Bedroll, Shovel, Skeleton Decoy, Bone, 4 Mythril Shards, Copy of The Eubric Herald (Gives the target thetranscended- and inspired- effects for the duration of one battle), 3 Pumpkin Bombs (causes stunned-, poisoned-, asleep-, blinded-, sealed- and confused-effects to all opponents when used)

* +1 permanent Max Health from Zoot's Cookie, Quest #7. +2 from Chicken Drumsticks, Quest #50, +1 permanent Power from Growshroom Cap, Quest #72

Ellaria Arbour (Sandy) *Deputy Party Leader*

22 years old female human Druid

Level 25 1/3 *Immune to Sealing*

Power: 40 (25+12+3)

Defense: 3

Health: 41/41 (9+24+7+1)

Ether: 34/37 (5+24+5+1+2)

Gold: 68

Equipment: Ignis Fatuus (WP:12, fire- and lighting-elemental staff), Black Bandana (Power +3, pirate lingo; headwear), Robe of the Archmagi (SP:3, Max Ether +5, protects from sealing; bodywear), Spirit Robe (Renders wearer invisible to the enemy for the first three rounds of battle so they do not take free hits; backwear)

Inventory: Sylvania's Crossbow (WP:8, wood-elemental crossbow), Wizard's Staff (WP:1, fire-, wind-, water- and earth-elemental staff), Tricorne (SP: 3, headwear), Sterile Gloves (immunity to poisoned and badly poisoned, handwear), Scroll of Inspiration (Inspired for rest of battle, 10 ether, 50/50 chance), Scroll of Sealing, Scroll of Frailty, Scroll of Weakening, 3 Potions, 2 Grand Potions, 4 Health Cores, 6 Tonics, 6 Grand Tonics, Ether Core, Elixir, 2 Remedies, Neutralizer, Tiger Balm, 2 Phoenix Essences, 2 Meads, 2 Smelling Salts, 2 Nostrum, Soma, Deadly Venom, 2 Smoke Bombs, Flash Bomb, 3 Fire Bombs, Ice Bomb, 2 Lightning Bombs, 2 Water Bombs, 2 Holy Bombs, 3 Pumpkin Bombs (Causes stunned-, poisoned-, asleep-, blinded-, sealed- and confused-effects to all opponents when used.), Bedroll, Pickaxe, Telescope, Magic Compass, Magnifying Glass

De'kra

12 year old "male" Sorceror "echo" *Slowed! Cannot move this round*

Level: 21

Power: 29

Ether: 18/21

Defense: 4 (protected from enamored effect) (protected from confused effect)

Health: 31/31

Gold: 28

Equipment: Vibrataphone and Blueprints (WP: 3, causes the slowed effect. Suitable for all classes), Diamond(Light), Cloak of the Blue Assassin(SP:1), Heart Locket(Protects from enamored effect and confused effect), Reflective Gaunlets(SP:3)

Inventory: Chiara(WP:7, Electricity), Shadeaux Dagger(WP:5), Fauxthril Hand Cannon (WP:7), Bow (WP:5), Kanohi Mask (Artifact) - Allows spells to have the effects of the weapon they are cast through; suitable to De'kra only; accessory, Ruby Lamp of Summoning (summons a Ruby Jinn for the duration of one battle), Scroll of Sealing(loaned by Arthur), Cloak of the Elven Spy, Bedroll, Pickaxe, Shovel, Magnifying Glass, Magic Compass, Potions (10), Grand Potions (3), Remedy (3), Phoenic Essence (3), Smoke Bombs (2), Deadly Venom (2), Noxious Venom (1), Tonic (3), Rito Feather (consumable, grants the hastened- and blessed-effects upon use for one battle), Kapura(WP:10, Fire)

Party Leader, please determine the Battle Order. Everyone else, please choose a target.

Edited December 17, 2013 by Kintobor

[Sandy]

OoC: You forgot that Ellaria delivers fire-elemental attacks, ie. the attack should've caused double damage.

The battle is going too slowly for Ellaria's taste, so she gulps down a second Smelling Salts, followed by a Nostrum.

[Kintobor]

OOC: Oh, me and forgetting things. Fixed.

[Tanma]

IC: De'kra sighed, before clicking, "I am sorry, I...have been elsewhere. I am not expert in communication, it took long enough for me to know the grammar, I doubt I could help matters. But if you can stop at least some of the violence Leader, it would be welcomed. I-I would like to help you strangers, but from what I heard of the Wolfgang they would not be much better for Eubric. And ultimately I am not equipped or in the right mind to make such decision."

He rubbed his head, his body leaking further. "I am not making lasting effect to the Changeling, I will target the Red Menace instead." He moved to the back row.

[JimBee]

"De'kra, enough with the scrolls. Stay on that Changeling." Hybros attacks the Red Menace from the front row after recovering from being stunned. "Boomingham, make sure that one does not get away." He indicated Pinakanema.

[Tanma]

IC: De'kra nodded, and switched his target back to the Changeling.

[Zepher]

"She won't be going anywhere, unless she makes up her mind quick." Boomingham towers over the little girl. "I'm giving you a simple offer. You die a criminal, or you live to improve your lot the way that everyone does. Go better yourself. There is work a-plenty. The city is rough, but so is life. There isn't a quick fix." Boomingham repeats his attack.

"Dek'ra, that changeling is a monstrous little thing. Filling it's time with whatever... filling your time is the only thing that any of us are doing it. A wasted life, and a wasted life that hurts others at that. The least forgivable of the batch. Once the girl falls or flees, I'm coming after you, bucko." Boomingham points at the Changeling and grinds his teeth.

[Kintobor]

"She won't be going anywhere, unless she makes up her mind quick." Boomingham towers over the little girl. "I'm giving you a simple offer. You die a criminal, or you live to improve your lot the way that everyone does. Go better yourself. There is work a-plenty. The city is rough, but so is life. There isn't a quick fix." Boomingham repeats his attack.

"Dek'ra, that changeling is a monstrous little thing. Filling it's time with whatever... filling your time is the only thing that any of us are doing it. A wasted life, and a wasted life that hurts others at that. The least forgivable of the batch. Once the girl falls or flees, I'm coming after you, bucko." Boomingham points at the Changeling and grinds his teeth.

"Death? Oh, that sounds pretty bad... but what work?"

"There's a reason the Hovels is full of poor individuals Lawrence! Now if only I could see you..."

The changeling giggles, smiling sweetly.

"Oh Boomingham, don't make me blush!"

OOC: Zepher, can I get a Battle Order, please?

[Zepher]

OoC: Sorry, same battle order until I say otherwise.

"Yeah, it's because they don't try to change their luck. Stealing and joining the wolfgang are dead ends. Begging is a dead end. There is work in kitchens, as tailors, as blacksmiths. Buy a horse, hit the road. Go to R'Klif. They need new citizens and would be willing to teach a trade, I'm sure. If your circumstances aren't good, change them. My job is to help you get going, not to lead you to the water."

[Kintobor]

Round Six of the Wolfgang Beatdown

Battle Order

Boomingham vs. Pinkamena- Damage (54-12=42 damage Knock Out!)

Hybros

Hybros vs. Red Menace- Hit (42+29+1x2=144 damage. No Assassination)

>Dek'ra vs. Changeling- Damage (56/2-4=24 damage)

Ellaria- Smelling Salts

Ellaria- Nostrum

Lupine the Third vs. Hybros- Blind!

Changeling D4: Boomingham

Boomingham, attempting to get the young red head out of the fray, takes a jab at her, only to get a face full of confetti and shrapnel. He lands on the ground hard. After getting a grip, Hybros goes in for a close attack with the Red Menace, doing a large chunk of damage. De'kra is less lucky, taking a beating from faux Ellaria's staff. Meanwhile, the real Ellaria begins the age old Heroica tradition of mixing consumables, making a smelling salts-nostrum cocktail. The battle continues...

"What's going on? Are we winning?"

Lupine the Third

Level 58 Humanoid Beast *Immune To Darkness Elemental, Stun, Sealed, Minimized, Jinxed and Instakill* *Blind! 2 more rounds*

HP: 1278/1400

SP: 10

Special 1: Calling Card- Lupine deals his signature move, removing all immunities from the target for three rounds, and dealing 58 damage, regardless of row. The effect cannot be removed.

Special 2: Quick Fingers- Lupine snatches gold equal to the target's level, and deals 58 damage, regardless of row. The gold is non-retrievable.

Specials Alternate

Drops: 30 Gold, Grand Potion, Fireball Whiskey

*looks frantically between Alfendi and the alley*

Pinkamena

Level 54 Human *Immune to all effects and Instakill*

HP: 856/1100

SP: 10

Special 1: Party Time!- Pinkamena tosses countless party bombs at the party. Each party member has a 1/2 chance to be stunned, and each party member takes 20 damage, regardless of row.

Special 2: Baked Bads- Pinkamena stuffs one of her "cupcakes" into the target's mouth, dealing the badly poisoned and fragile effects, as well as halving the targets base health until the end of combat or if the target is knocked out.

Specials decided by die roll

Drops: Party Bomb x3, Party Cannon (WP: 8, tosses confetti and streamers out when fired.)

"Looks like I'm not that good of a dancer as I said I was!"

"Fujioko" the Changeling

Level 56 Humanoid *Immune to Instakill* *Immune to Darkness-, Fire-elemental; Immune to Fragile, Sleep, Weakened, and Blindness*

HP: 666/800

SP: 12

Special: Grim Reaper (Hybros)- The Changeling brings down their scythe on their target, dealing 56 damage, not affected by row or SP, as well as stealing gold equal to the heroes level. The party regains half of the gold stolen at the end of combat.

Guardian Angel (Lawrence)- The Changeling brings down a holy aura, reinforcing all allies.

Roots of Life (Ellaria)- The changeling channels nature and heals all allies by 200 health.

Razzmataz (De'kra)- The changeling has a 1/3 chance to stun each hero, as well as dealing 30 damage to each hero. The changeling then steals gold from each hero equal to their level. The party regains half of the gold stolen at the end of combat.

Passive Special: Impersonator- At the end of each round and before the beginning of the first round, the changeling chooses a random hero to impersonate. The changeling gains the immunities and permanent positive effects the impersonated hero has, as well as the same SP. (Impersonated Hero is decided by four sided die)

"Gah! Get back here, capitalist, pig-dog!"

Red Menace

Level 48 Human *Immune to sealed*

HP: 532/700

SP: 2

Special: In Communist Eubric- Red Menace lectures the hero on Socialism, Marxism, and Communism (in no general order). The hero is stunned, confused, andfragile.

Drops: Neutralizer

The Party

Lord Lawrence Boomingham (Zepher) *Party Leader*

Level 29.33 Paladin *Immune to Darkness-, Fire-elemental; Immune to Fragile, Sleep, Weakened, and Blindness*

Power: 48 (Level 29 + WP: 14 + Power Bonus: 5)

Power Bonus: 5

Defense: 12 (SP: 7 + SP: 5)

Health: 0/52 (Base HP: 10 + Level bonus: 28 + Class bonus: 11 + Permanent bonus: 3)

Ether: 28/28 (Base Ether: 0 + Level/Class bonus: 28)

Gold: 36

Equipment: Scupperer (WP: 14; Darkness-, Fire-elemental; inflicts Bleeding and Badly Poisoned; great sword) Round Metal Shield (SP: 7), Heavy Armor (SP: 5; Immune to Fragile), Tome of Affluence (+10 Gold if equipped for the entirety of a battle; Immune to Sleep, Weakened, and Blindness; Immune to Darkness-, Fire-elemental; accessory), *Pseudo's Blessing's Blessing (+4 Power; not an artifact)*

Inventory: Frozen Saber (WP: 9; Light-, Ice-elemental; inflicts Stunned; great sword), Lullaby Wand (WP:6, Inflicts Sleeping Effect)

• Hood of Belthazar Bluehood (Power +4; Ether -6; headwear), Mopag Helm (SP: 3; headwear), Counterstrike Gloves

• Garnet, Sapphire, Amethyst

• Scroll of Recklessness (Encouraged and Fragile; costs 5 Ether; 50/50 chance), Scroll of Blindness, Scroll of Weakening, Scroll of Fragility (x2), Scroll of Sealing,

• Meads (5), Mulled Wine, Fire Brandy (Encouraged, Immune to Ice), Emerald Lamp of Summoning, Hamantasch (Lucky, Blessed), Admantite Shard (1/4 of a piece of Adamantite), Tonic, Milk

• Bedroll

46 Years Old, Human

*Chicken Leg (+2, Quest 28), Drumstick (+1, Quest 70)

**Pseudo's Blessing (+4, Quest 40), Big Apple (+1, Quest 70)

Hybros

52-year-old male imp Assassin *Hastened* *Immune to Cursed, Asleep, Blinded, Confused, Fragile, Weakened* *Immune to all elements* *Stunned!*

Level: 29

Power Bonus: 1 *

Defense: 0

Health: 44/44 (7+29+5+3*)

Gold: 466

Equipment: Sword of Ancestral Hatred (WP: 42, gains 1/3 WP every kill made with it, light-, darkness-, fire-, ice-, and wind-elemental; longsword), Golden Armor (user is permanently hastened and cursed, fire-, water-, earth-, wind-, wood-, ice-, lightning-, darkness-, light-elemental, grants immunity to Sleep, Blindness, Confusion, Frailty, and Weakening; bodywear), Cloak of the Red Assassin (Chance of Assassination is 1/3, suitable for Assassins; backwear),TheBlack Hat (Suitable for anyone, grants Intimidation, immune to darkness and cursed, headwear)

Inventory: Zoot's Reaper (WP:15, earth-elemental; scythe), Clock Cog (WP: 14, retrievable), Banana Bladerang (WP:9, damage all, retrievable), Justice (WP:8, blinded-effect, dagger), Twin Kunai (WP:6, dual strike, dagger), Spinning Bolas (WP: 5, deals the Slowed effect, but the effect is removed when retrieved; retrievable), Wrench (WP:3, decreases the target’s level by 1, retrievable), Cloak of the Blue Assassin (SP:1, suitable to Rogues; backwear), Sterile Gloves (grants immunity to poisoned- and badly poisoned-effects, handwear), Sticky Gloves (gains 50% more gold, suitable for Rogues, handwear), 14 Potions, 16 Grand Potions, 20 Health Cores, Tiger Balm, 15 Remedies, 2 Neutralizers, 3 Elixirs, 4 Phoenix Essences, 2 Deadly Venoms, 3 Smoke Bombs, 3 Holy Bombs, 7 Nostrums, 3 Meads, 3 Mulled Wines, Minimizing Dust, Bedroll, Shovel, Skeleton Decoy, Bone, 4 Mythril Shards, Copy of The Eubric Herald (Gives the target thetranscended- and inspired- effects for the duration of one battle), 3 Pumpkin Bombs (causes stunned-, poisoned-, asleep-, blinded-, sealed- and confused-effects to all opponents when used)

* +1 permanent Max Health from Zoot's Cookie, Quest #7. +2 from Chicken Drumsticks, Quest #50, +1 permanent Power from Growshroom Cap, Quest #72

Ellaria Arbour (Sandy) *Deputy Party Leader* *Lucky and Hastened!*

22 years old female human Druid

Level 25 1/3 *Immune to Sealing*

Power: 40 (25+12+3)

Defense: 3

Health: 41/41 (9+24+7+1)

Ether: 34/37 (5+24+5+1+2)

Gold: 68

Equipment: Ignis Fatuus (WP:12, fire- and lighting-elemental staff), Black Bandana (Power +3, pirate lingo; headwear), Robe of the Archmagi (SP:3, Max Ether +5, protects from sealing; bodywear), Spirit Robe (Renders wearer invisible to the enemy for the first three rounds of battle so they do not take free hits; backwear)

Inventory: Sylvania's Crossbow (WP:8, wood-elemental crossbow), Wizard's Staff (WP:1, fire-, wind-, water- and earth-elemental staff), Tricorne (SP: 3, headwear), Sterile Gloves (immunity to poisoned and badly poisoned, handwear), Scroll of Inspiration (Inspired for rest of battle, 10 ether, 50/50 chance), Scroll of Sealing, Scroll of Frailty, Scroll of Weakening, 3 Potions, 2 Grand Potions, 4 Health Cores, 6 Tonics, 6 Grand Tonics, Ether Core, Elixir, 2 Remedies, Neutralizer, Tiger Balm, 2 Phoenix Essences, 2 Meads, 2 Smelling Salts, 2 Nostrum, Soma, Deadly Venom, 2 Smoke Bombs, Flash Bomb, 3 Fire Bombs, Ice Bomb, 2 Lightning Bombs, 2 Water Bombs, 2 Holy Bombs, 3 Pumpkin Bombs (Causes stunned-, poisoned-, asleep-, blinded-, sealed- and confused-effects to all opponents when used.), Bedroll, Pickaxe, Telescope, Magic Compass, Magnifying Glass

De'kra

12 year old "male" Sorceror "echo" *Slowed! Cannot move this round*

Level: 21

Power: 29

Ether: 18/21

Defense: 4 (protected from enamored effect) (protected from confused effect)

Health: 31/31

Gold: 28

Equipment: Vibrataphone and Blueprints (WP: 3, causes the slowed effect. Suitable for all classes), Diamond(Light), Cloak of the Blue Assassin(SP:1), Heart Locket(Protects from enamored effect and confused effect), Reflective Gaunlets(SP:3)

Inventory: Chiara(WP:7, Electricity), Shadeaux Dagger(WP:5), Fauxthril Hand Cannon (WP:7), Bow (WP:5), Kanohi Mask (Artifact) - Allows spells to have the effects of the weapon they are cast through; suitable to De'kra only; accessory, Ruby Lamp of Summoning (summons a Ruby Jinn for the duration of one battle), Scroll of Sealing(loaned by Arthur), Cloak of the Elven Spy, Bedroll, Pickaxe, Shovel, Magnifying Glass, Magic Compass, Potions (10), Grand Potions (3), Remedy (3), Phoenic Essence (3), Smoke Bombs (2), Deadly Venom (2), Noxious Venom (1), Tonic (3), Rito Feather (consumable, grants the hastened- and blessed-effects upon use for one battle), Kapura(WP:10, Fire)

Party Leader, please determine the Battle Order. Everyone else, please choose a target.

Edited December 19, 2013 by Kintobor

[JimBee]

Hybros silently wonders who Alfendi is as he attacks the Red Menace once more from the front row, before leaping back to throw his Clock Cog at the Changeling.

"While we wait for these... fools to fall, I, erm, must ask a question." Hybros dodged a swing from the Red Menace. "Ellaria, you were the one with the, erm, little human, yes? Oof..." He sidestepped a lunge from the Changeling, parried another, then shoved the shapeshifting enemy away. "How... erm... how are humans made?"

[Tanma]

OOC: You forgot to mark damage for De'kra.

IC: De'kra drinks a Grand Potion on reflexes, stopping as it enters his hand. He tightens his hands, before attempting to get the rest of it down.

Edited December 19, 2013 by Tanma

[Sandy]

OoC: Fujioko no longer has the Health stat showing, and Ellaria should be marked as Lucky & Hastened.

Ellaria prays for the Roots of Life to appear as she attacks both Lupine and Pinkamena from the back row with Sylvania's Crossbow.

"De'kra, if you can hear me, you should make your action conditional. Only use your potion if I fail to summon the healing roots, alright?"

Battle Order (in case Zepher forgets again):

Hybros

Hybros

Ellaria

Ellaria

De'kra

(Boomingham)

"Ellaria, you were the one with the, erm, little human, yes? Oof..." He sidestepped a lunge from the Changeling, parried another, then shoved the shapeshifting enemy away. "How... erm... how are humans made?"

Ellaria is flabberghasted.

"What kind of a question is that in the heat of a battle, Hybros?!" she screams, almost choking in the words. "I... I suppose I can fill you in with the details later, but this really is a delicate matter for us... biological beings, if that's the proper term in this case. Delicate and messy."

[Kintobor]

OOC: Fixed.