Heroica RPG - Tidings of Comfort and All That Sh*t

[Tachyon]

Dear Nemo Bonaparte

Greetings, I was one of the people who saved your lives from the riot at the hovels outside the shrine of Fabula Sibylla. Please accept my gift of a fire bomb, holy bomb and pumpkin bomb. May they serve one of your men well. Merry Grogmas and may the odds ever be in your favor.

~Mizuki

Edited December 24, 2013 by Zakura

[The Legonater]

Keeping sure not to fall asleep during his quest, Dyric pulls out a pen and paper and begins writing.

Dear Claire

Hey, Claire, it's Dyric. I'm sorry I couldn't be there with you during the Grogmas Holidays - you know how these things go. Details are a bit hush hush for the moment, but be sure that what I'm doing is vital for the area. I'm actually right near my old home, everything is so familiar here, in a way. I wish you could see it. I'll have to take you around here someday. Maybe one day you'll see Duplovia itself.

How are you? It's barely been a week but it feels like forever since we've talked. I hope everything's going fine in the Inn, I'm still sorry for all the damage we caused down there.

I hate to cut this short, but I should probably focus. I really do miss you, Claire. In my absence, I'll have to give this diamond in this letter. Merry Grogmas, I love you!

~Dyric your Hero

[CMP]

Boomingham-

Where the hell are you mate? Since the last time we met I've killed a horde of demons, a crazy mage, a horde of ghosts, another crazy mage, a horde of rats, a third crazy mage, a bunch of ninja, a dragon, and I'm halfway through another horde of demons. Aren't you supposed to be king of the desert or something? They should've brought you instead of this damn ape. At least the one that hates me can deal a hit, this one takes 'knowledge is power' too damn literally for my tastes.

Saw your plaque in the hall, though. A Hero Who Is Actually Worth Something? Who gives these titles? Was it Patricia? That sounds like something she'd call someone. Have you heard from her? I want to find the Strivvian bastard who sold us out and give him my thanks. If it weren't for him I wouldn't've gotten in any practice killing gods, and me beating the crap out of him wouldn't be as nearly as fun. Hmm. Claw his guts out or bash his head open? Well, whatever, I'll have plenty of time to think about it, we're about to walk into some ruins in the middle of the desert. Ten coins says we walk into a trap or an endless maze of something once we get inside.

I've got Nyx with me. The smell of roasted demon is not a good one. Also got some other heroes and a pile of undead following us around. I don't like it, but whatever. Throw enough of the little freaks at something and it falls down eventually.

I'm talking about the undead. Though it ain't getting any easier to trust other heroes. Too many goddamn backstabbers. I have my eye on the ape. He was the librarian in the Hall, no clue why the Oracle wants him out here. But there's something off about him, and it ain't just the smell of musty books and rotten bananas. Docken would shoot anyone he thinks would get him some more experience. Namyrra's got the undead in tow, but otherwise seems reasonable enough.

Oh right, I picked up a Sabre while I was out here. I've got enough weapons already, so I'm sending it to you. You kill any ethereal enemies yet? No? Well, you can thank me after you do with this sucker. I would've sent you a drink, but I'm gonna need them.

Don't get killed you old bastard.

- A.G

Edited December 24, 2013 by CallMePie

[Vash the Stampede]

Toothy Demon,

What a pleasure it is that this letter system has provided me with a medium of transporting some valuable gifts. Enclosed is an item I would strongly advise you striking yourself on the head with a few times. Maybe you can chew it to your satisfaction first. I hope that staves you off from emptying the blood out of any of your victims, at least for a while.

--Your Party Leader and Slayer, Monk Pretzel

When Dreyrugr opens the letter, he finds a bone inside.

PS: By the way, I would have sent you the bone with meat on it, and see you kill yourself, but I would rather have the pleasure myself...one of these days.

Hmm, time to have some fun I think.

Great Monk,

I thank you greatly for your well thought gift but I have now seen the light and converted to being vegetarian. No blood or meat on a bone for me. I'm sorry that this means your wonderful gift has gone to waste so I'm hoping this tea will compensate. In this wonderful season of giving I hope we can sit down for a chat sometime.

Sincerely, the humble Dreyrugr

With the letter there is enclosed 3 vials of venom.

[Zepher]

Boomingham dictates, Barty scribbles fiercely and puts the appropriate gifts into each envelope.

Atramor Gibbin-

Glad to hear no one has killed you yet - means I still get a shot at it. That's quite a list of accomplishments you've racked up. I've just been schlepping round Eubric and Uland, not doing much of anything. It's back to errands for old Boomingham, it seems. But fearsome errands all the same.

Oh, yeah, and the Wolfgang. The title is from Patricia for killing three of their generals. Fighting some of their lower downs right now, actually. Not too challenging, as you might imagine.

Keep Nyx alive, or I'll actually kill you. There are two meads enclosed. Share one with the prettiest fire mage you can find.

Much love this season,

Lord Lawrence Boomingham, Slayer of Bluehood and Steerpike, King of the Lost Kingdom, A Hero Worth Something

Hoke Abelsword-

Glad to hear you're alive and well. The chains look uncomfortable, but what the Hel, I'm sure the sentiments there. I have no fear for your safety. You were more than competent when last I saw you, and it seems we heroes only go onward and upwards. Here are some drinks, on me. To loosen you up for Grogmas. Take it easy, my friend.

A mead and tonic enclosed.

-Lord Lawrence Boomingham, Slayer of the Blu-

"I don't have time to write it out every time," sniffs Barty.

Gurnam the Sharkling-

It's your old friend and potential business partner, Lord Lawrence Boomingham. We met a while back. I'm sure a clever Sharkling such as yourself would remember. I have a favor to ask, and should you repay it, I'll of course be in your debt. There are two men I'd like you to track down for me, both within Eubric. The first is named Natnail. He frequents pubs, you can find him. The second goes by J. Smith. I doubt it's a real name. Please find him as well. Tell me where they are, and tell them that Lord Lawrence Boomingham is coming for them.

As a token of my appreciation and trust, here are two meads for the holiday.

-Boomingham

"Ah, what the Hel, one more."

Masson,

I haven't forgotten who and what you are.

-Lord Lawrence Boomingham

Edited December 24, 2013 by Zepher

[Scubacarrot]

"Adressed to Captain Patricia,

It's been a while. Probably good for both of us. Have one on me this Grogmas, Metasimian Ale, a rare and expensive drink. Heroica is not as bad as I thought.

Written by Guts Holla, member of Heroica, Captain of the Wind Thief."

[Scubacarrot]

"Adressed to Nerwen,

Haven't got anything special, didn't realize this would be a thing. Merry Grogmas.

From Guts."

Along with the letter came an Ether Core and a Grand Tonic, wrapped in a Copy of the Eubric Herald (Grants transcended and inspired effects for one battle).

[Vash the Stampede]

To Sofia 'The Cardinal'

I found it strange how you left right when the quest was over and how you came across the knowledge of the whole ordeal in advance. I'm also confused at the fact of how you both seemed to have manpower which would've made heroes obsolete and tried to kill us after we finished our job. There seems to have been a higher purpose of yours behind it and I must say I am a tad interested. I would enjoy a chat sometime to clear it all up but in the meanwhile here's some poison that you could probably put to good use.

Dreyrugr

Enclosed is three venoms.

[Bricksandparts]

To Lyren Hinckwell + Nuitan Shadeaux

Hey, how have you been? Are things working out between you guys? Anyways, Merry Grogmas! Anything in particular that you want?

P.S. Nuitian, do you know any inventors nearby?

- Alf

Edited December 25, 2013 by Bricksandparts

[Jebediahs]

To the esteemed

Cobra Priest Djuvali

:

My name is En Sabah Nur, a mage of Heroica who wishes to learn from your serpent gods. I know it is nearly impossible to train one through magical letters alone but any teachings you could provide on achieving

poison immunity

would satisfy my hunger for knowledge and increase my growing faith in the serpent gods.

I do not know if you recognize the Grogmas holiday but it allows me to send an item along with my message. I am not familiar with all the poisons available but I am sure there are some that cause the petrification condition. Accept this artifact as I am sure your brotherhood could find a use for its magic.

Sincerely,

En Sabah Nur

Attached: Snake Eye Charm (Petrification Immunity, Accessory )

Nur didn't need the charm to halt his arm's petrification. For whatever reason it had progressed no farther than his left shoulder and into his chest. He was confident his condition would not worsen without the charm...

[Kintobor]

Karie prepares for another letter, before realizing she hadn't wrote to any of the heroes.

Jeaux

What's going on lately? I haven't heard from you in a while, at least since I left for Brendenton. We really ought to sit down and talk about our adventures one of these days. I thought I'd let you know the Harvester's been dealt with, and the Stealer of Senses is no more. Well, not really. He's still around, but the Harvester's been destroyed, and the man behind the mask has redeemed himself. I thought you'd need a helping hand, wherever you are, so I'm sending you a Grand Tonic. I know it's not the most helpful thing in the world, but I thought you'd find some us for it. You were always resourceful. I hope wherever you are your okay.

-Karie Alderflask

Grand Tonic- Restores 15 ether

[Sisco]

Dear Anwyl,

Merry Grogmas! I hope that this holiday season sees you well. You've always been good to me and Blohdhurm, and I'd like to thank you for that. I don't know if this will be any use to you, but I have enclosed Mercutio's Dagger of Mugging (WP:5, Mug Ability +5). It's brought me some gold and fortune in my day, but I'd like to focus all my energy on Blohdhurm, my sword from home. I hope that the dagger will be of some use to you, my dwarven friend.

-Jess Islanti

[Scorpiox]

Dear Fabian,

We haven't met in a good time, enjoy yourself over this period be sure to stock up on goods for my return. Here's a rather exotic gladiator's helmet that I picked up in a far-off land, I reckon it would look good lying on your shelf for customers to admire. Make yourself a nice profit in the honour of your favourite nord.

Wishes,

-Haldor

[Duvors]

Dear Nerwen,

I thank you for your gift, and as I neglected to send you one before, I think I'll send you a gift as well. With this letter I send you one Phoenix Essence, I hope you use it wisely.

I hear you are near Baltarok, a place I have known well, I was sent there as the first Ambassador to Baltarok, ever, I was also the last. They only sent me to get rid of me for a while, and I only spent two years in it. Now I have heard disturbing things about this land, the rumblings of war are arising from the hearts of men and orcs, and I fear that blood shall run over the High Kingdoms, and the Navosh shall live up to it's common name. Do not doubt me when I say that if war comes it will flood over this part of the world.

Merry Grogmas and a Bloodless New Years Day,

Throlar.

Edited December 24, 2013 by Lord Duvors

[Wedge09]

Dear Nerwen,

I'd like to thank you for your perfect commanding in our last quest, as a token of appreciation, please accept this Venom. Hoping to meet again,

Merry Grogmas

Alexander Vandangant

[Duvors]

To Lady Calaryl,

My lady, I write to you in this time to say that I have not forgotten my promise to redeem myself for the murder of Lord Belanith, and to send you a symbol of my promise, therefore I send you my Round Shield, and say once more that I will serve you unto my death.

My life at your command,

Throlar Wineghilm.

Edited December 24, 2013 by Lord Duvors

[Myrddyn]

Erik writes another letter.

Dear Mizuki

I've been well.

I recently quested with a druid who claimed the Death Progg survived, and that a group he was with fought him and an undead Daxus when it tried to invade Lousch.

Live long and prosper.

Merry Grogmas

Erik.

He attaches a Mulled Wine.

[Tachyon]

Dear Scheherazade

Thank you for servicing Heroica Hall for all these years. You must have seen a lot of drama and shenanigans in the hall performed by some of the other heroes. Anyway as a token of gratitude, please take this mulled wine. Maybe instead of serving drinks to others, you can take a short time off to drink something yourself.

~Mizuki

[Scorpiox]

Dear Mizuki,

You keep giving stuff to people all of the damn time, it puts the rest of us to shame. Help yourself to one of my health cores, it is about time you got something back.

-Haldor

[Palathadric]

Dear Erdathcath,

It was a great pleasure questing with you all that time back. I have to admit that you changed my perspective on druids a fair bit. I met one of your kind in another quest -- a druid that is -- nothing really like you though and he covered his face with a mask all the time...anyway, that is irrelevant. From what I can recall, you had quite a taste for venoms or rather you were gathering quite a collection. I thought I should add to that collection so here, have 5 Venoms. May they be used to slay whatever demons hinder your progress.

--Monk Pretzel

[swils]

Anwyl,

Arx seems to have learned a nifty trick. In the heat of battle he'll grab onto my shoulders and start tryin' with all his little might to lift me up off the ground. Even getting just a foot or two off the floor can add that extra 'oomph' to an attack, can't wait to see how well it works as he gets stronger! In an effort to help him, I'm sending you this Wyvern's Tailblade. The thing's massive and I've got no idea how I'd swing that thing without both feet firmly planted in the ground. It's nothin' masterfully forged, but it's pretty unique: came straight off the rear end of this nasty wyvern I fought a while back. Sharp as heck, it's served me well but maybe you can find a better home for it, now.

-Thormanil and Arx

[Flipz]

After pondering for an inordinate amount of time, Arthur finally decides to write a letter.

Dear Ella,

What a surprise and a pleasure it was to learn you are in Eubric! Some friends and I were just discussing the Spirit Pools and peoples' connection to them, and your name came up.

I'm sad to hear of your and the Oracle's troubles, however. I have no knowledge on how to deal with visions and prophecies, and had in fact considered sailing to Dastan to seek your and Vipera's counsel about my own nocturnal nightmares...though I am not entirely certain what reception I would have received anyway. At any rate, I know that as a child I found some small comfort in clinging to the artifacts of my ancestry when the night terrors grew too great, so with that in mind I am enclosing the Ancient Crown that once belonged to your great great uncle Emperor Brunt. If nothing else, perhaps it may remind you of home.

--Arthur Justus Regulus VII

P.S. It looks like Tarn just discovered your Quest pitch a few moments ago. If his smile gets any bigger there shall be no room for it in the hall, and the rest of us Heroes will be forced out onto the streets. Then again, some of us could probably use the fresh air... :P

[The_Customizer]

Dear Erdathcath,

It was a great pleasure questing with you all that time back. I have to admit that you changed my perspective on druids a fair bit. I met one of your kind in another quest -- a druid that is -- nothing really like you though and he covered his face with a mask all the time...anyway, that is irrelevant. From what I can recall, you had quite a taste for venoms or rather you were gathering quite a collection. I thought I should add to that collection so here, have 5 Venoms. May they be used to slay whatever demons hinder your progress.

--Monk Pretzel

Dear Monk Pretzel,

You do indeed know me all too well. I thank you for the Venom. In return, I wish to give you this wonderful Skeleton Decoy, may he serve you as well as he did I, until his death, at which point may he be a humble offering unto the god of death.

--Erdathcath.

[Tachyon]

Dear Skuld

Merry Grogmas, hope you and Shaun are doing well. Living in the hovels must be hard. Anyway, in the spirit of Grogmas, have a phoenix essence. May the odds ever be in your favor.

~Mizuki.

Edited December 26, 2013 by Zakura

[Endgame]

Dear Masson;

To be brutally honest, you probably know nothing of me. My name is Vitus - better known as Sorrow, hero of Heroica. I'm probably the last living relative of Karie - essentially her great grandfather, in simplest terms. I'm also one of the ones who defeated Violetta during her final battle, as well as vouched for her execution. At the time, I didn't know the relation, or even Karie, for that matter.

Before this devolves into the ramblings of an old man, I'll keep this brief: Long ago I had a chance to have family at arm's reach, and I royally screwed it up. I almost did it again this year, thanks to Ulric's corrupting influence on Violetta. So when I learned that Karie was dating the head of an organization, well... I hope you'll be able to forgive my skepticism, should we ever actually meet.

Long story short: Thank you for not killing my granddaughter. After Ulric pulling Violetta's strings like that, I'm glad the last of my bloodline has found someone better. Family and friends mean a lot now, especially during this season, so it is good to see you make her happy. As a small gift, I have enclosed a Mead, bottles of Smelling Salts, and a Nostrum - perhaps it will help in the field.

Merry Grogmas.

-Vitus (Sorrow)