Clone brand fails and funnies

[Toby Adams]

So, I was debating wether or not to start this topic but, I'll go ahead and see .

I'll be posting some of these atrocious fails everytime I find one. Feel free to

join in !

1. The oh-so Intelligent suic-glider.

This glider is has undoughtably worst design ever. I mean just

one unstable point for the ready to die ( ) minifigure? And when

did gliders have a rotor? It gets worse...

Faster yatch? Plane? I dread to think what the designer where

doing when they where making these . That's not a plane, its

a peice of junk that will kill the minifigure on first flight . The

Faster Yatch will be a slower yatch with no controls! Great fun

for the minifigure!

Be sure to post your funnies and failures too and I will everytime

I find some!

[N-4K0]

LOL, plane and faster yatch? This thing is a shame to both of them

Edited March 18, 2014 by Error404

[Toby Adams]

LOL, plane and faster yatch? This thing is a shame to to of them

Well thats the logic of the Clones !

[The Joker1]

Not to mention that the force on the faster yacht would propel the torso of the man backwards, thus his head would go under the (safety rail?) Tube and the fan would chop our man to plastic shreds

Edited March 18, 2014 by The Joker1

[Toby Adams]

Not to mention that the force on the faster yacht would propel the torso of the man backwards, thus his head would go under the (safety rail?) Tube and the fan would chop our man to plastic shreds

*Cheap plastic shreds

Edited March 18, 2014 by Toby Adams

[Toby Adams]

2. Military Race Car

This one is one of the worst.

I mean look at it! Small wheels and an oversized scope thingy.

This would never ever ever be permited in Military services.

Just absoloutley rubbish. And the worst thing its a bootleg of

another bootleg: The mars rover . Thats next in line for a good

picking. Stay tuned for more!

[Ridge Montante]

How does he control the vehicle when he's holding a mine detector and a gun?

[Toby Adams]

How does he control the vehicle when he's holding a mine detector and a gun?

The Clone uses the force (SW referance)

[Ridge Montante]

The Clone uses the force (SW referance)

Now that is a good one.

[Toby Adams]

Now that is a good one.

Lol thanks

3. Moon Buggy

Oh look its the almost rip off of another rip off the Moon Buggy!

First off, this looks unfinished and well the guy is wearing race

car gear and no proper equipment. LET HIM CRASH INTO THE

SUN OR BE KILLED BY ALIENS!

4. Solar Energy Car (Still uses cheap plastic)

So this is it. The future? Na, its just an example of Cloners going

green. This is the best fail yet, look at that guy he's constipated

-must be the fact that he's on planet mars . Then there's the

back....

...Told you. The TRANSFORMATION (which is made in China)

Is basicaly a) switching around of parts b) tilting the thing at the

back and c) tilting the thing even more. This is a great example

of LW's creativity. Next up: somthing piratey. Stay tuned.

Two piratey Clones will go through my fail scanner next.

Stay tunned!

[Sir Brickalot]

This is great. Loooking forward to your next installment!

[Toby Adams]

This is great. Loooking forward to your next installment!

Thank you! I cannot wait to emmbaress the next clone

[Faefrost]

Just a new video from Stuart Ashens making fun of some bargain bin clone stuff. Very educational. But be warned he does drop the occasional F Bomb.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hPVNS1oy7w

Hilarious as always.

[Godtshep]

I can't wait for more!

[Toby Adams]

The TIP-KICK and BrickInterlect made me laugh hard.

[Amset-Rah]

Saw the Ashens video earlier. Pretty big fan of his over here, and he's done a few other Lego knock-off videos, including some of the bootlegged Ninjago/Ninja Turtles and Chima/Star Wars sets. He also did a video about the 2012 Olympic CMFs, and it's revealed he's one of us in terms of AFOL.

[lightningtiger]

Oh, dear Lego has nothing to fear from those clone brands.......gee, I think the army one is the funniest ! (I would expect it from Team America....."We have NO intelligence !" )

More please, I need a good laugh !

[N-4K0]

2. Military Race Car

Any country who used such vehicles in their army, would lose the war before it started :laugh:

[Amset-Rah]

Here's the original Fake Lego video:

And then the actual bootleg Lego video (With some Batman bootleg trading cards thrown in)

[Skalldyr]

Here's the original Fake Lego video:

That was very satisfying to watch. And that voice! Awesome.

[333watch3r]

Here's the original Fake Lego video:

That was hilarious nothing like an English accent making a documentary :)

[Amset-Rah]

Interestingly enough most of the knock-offs in the video weren't too bad, aside from the nightmare-inducing minifigs and questionable builds (Look at the first set)

[Mr T-Bone]

@Amset-Rah Very nice youtube find! (or did you make it yourself?)

[Toby Adams]

I have some special fails lined up today....

5. Solider (Bionicle)

Its a ripoff of our much loved theme bioncle. This just gets

werieder and werieder. Unfiished arm! Darth Vader head! This by

far is the most entertaing by far! welcome to the dark side

[Toby Adams]

6.Construction

Yeah so its construction? Nah, its a creepy dude in a rubbish race

car racing on Mars. Again? Mars? The next one is worse.....

7.Engineering

I think they should have swapped the title but thats (not) ok. This

digger is unfinished and just looks odd. That looks bad. VERY

bad....

8. CITY.

Here it is! The ugly mess cafe! Reviews include "I was stabbed

and then hit with the frying pan". This fail is funny. Messed up

figure, messed up build and then the background. We're going

at 60mph ahhhhhh! Then the sign: FIRE. AID.TEST. Welcome

to dark side city...

9. CITY (Again)

Pretty good fail I say. Hangon. Its a ROBOT. ON THE MOON.

Seriously? What were the designers doing when designing this?