Toby Adams Posted March 22, 2014 Author Posted March 22, 2014 Alright! A treat instore from the depths of Bioncle Clones comming soon... 11. BIONICLE (Again ;_;) Alright so its another bionicle and its basically the same as the other one. There is one difference though, Its Wompa coloured with a Darth Vader head. Like Darth Vader got swallowed by one and he exploded through the head! I can hear his breathing its saying "Launch" *Breathes* "The" *Breathes* "Bionicle" *Breathes* "Clones". ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ In other news, I have 4 clones wating and I will disensect them some time. Stay Tuned! Quote
N-4K0 Posted March 22, 2014 Posted March 22, 2014 Even the brand logo (I assume) is a rip-off of the LEGO logo oh my Quote
Toby Adams Posted March 22, 2014 Author Posted March 22, 2014 Even the brand logo (I assume) is a rip-off of the LEGO logo oh my The ones I have are Worse.... Seeing the clone brand products in this thread is a barrel of laughs. I honestly wonder if these companies spend any more than 2 minutes designing these before throwing them on shelves in the vain hope that some sucker buys one. It's the only likely explanation for such catastrophic models. More like 10 seconds.... PIGBOAT! My new favourite swear-word.... Excellent thread. More please! TO THE PIGBOAT OINK OINK OINK Picked this one up in Malaysia: One word: PIGBOAT! Seabed Prospetor.... http://ramblinrambli...ego-lunacy.html I don't usually hawk my blog around like a Victorian medicine man, but curiosity made me spend $2.50 to test the waters of clones. One was decent, one was godawful, but the packaging was oh so enjoyable. I am also shelling out on clones! Reviews soon! Yum, yum......Lego you can eat.......now who was the $%&@ing genius who thought of that eh ? Man, if the clones keeping coming at least Lego has no fear of it's lead in the marketplace ever disappearing. Surething that TLG will never loose 1st place, LT ! Quote
Toby Adams Posted March 23, 2014 Author Posted March 23, 2014 12. 4-Wheel Skateboard. Yep. Thats it. Some nasty bricks and some skateboards with criminals on them. Or is it.... ...No. The male has lost and changed clothes so god knows what has happened. So the transformation is proding eachother with sticks. Greatest fail ever. 13. Photo-Graph Car. Oh cool a camera car! WAITAMINUTE! Those are toy army men What are they doing there? Oh wait there killing the knasty knock -off steven speilberg. Cool. (For him its not) The back shows the transformation and the first one looks like: "I am gonna park here on the track and run-" KABOOM!. Thats the knastness of knock offs. This is great. Best. Fail. Of. The. Day. 14. ACK-ACK. This is our awesome ack ack? Yes. The controls are two inchess away from the rocket so thats one way how they could loose their cheap plastic hands. This is just fail... The back well it shows some more ideas! I like two beacuse you won't get burnt. No.3 is the drive me into the ground nightmare... Quote
lightningtiger Posted March 23, 2014 Posted March 23, 2014 That last one I thought was a rocket launcher......but its a twin cannon.......someone at that factory needs to take their right meds ! More please ! Quote
Amset-Rah Posted March 23, 2014 Posted March 23, 2014 So we have a Lego Island knock-off (I actually had the set they're knocking off), a Lego Studios bootleg, and a typical fake military set. That rocket launcher thing looks like Godzilla already squashed, while fake-o cameraman is filming the ordeal. Quote
Toby Adams Posted March 23, 2014 Author Posted March 23, 2014 That last one I thought was a rocket launcher......but its a twin cannon.......someone at that factory needs to take their right meds ! More please ! Not to much you might explode! So we have a Lego Island knock-off (I actually had the set they're knocking off), a Lego Studios bootleg, and a typical fake military set. That rocket launcher thing looks like Godzilla already squashed, while fake-o cameraman is filming the ordeal. True. Quote
Amset-Rah Posted March 24, 2014 Posted March 24, 2014 That is after fake-o cameraman is finished filming the Z-Games (Like the X-Games, but for bootleg Lego) and the inevitable crashes from amateurs for the amusement of AFOLs everywhere. Quote
bacem Posted March 24, 2014 Posted March 24, 2014 Alright! A treat instore from the depths of Bioncle Clones comming soon... 11. BIONICLE (Again ;_;) Alright so its another bionicle and its basically the same as the other one. There is one difference though, Its Wompa coloured with a Darth Vader head. Like Darth Vader got swallowed by one and he exploded through the head! I can hear his breathing its saying "Launch" *Breathes* "The" *Breathes* "Bionicle" *Breathes* "Clones". ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ In other news, I have 4 clones wating and I will disensect them some time. Stay Tuned! this is actually a bootleg of this. they basically just take the box art of the original one and photosopped the head with darth vader's head. and i found a review of this somewhere (i forget where it was) and they say they didn't even get the head. at all. lol. Quote
Amset-Rah Posted March 24, 2014 Posted March 24, 2014 New Ashens Lego knock-off video! Rife with a couple of Lego Movie references and a knock off of a Friends set (Andrea's Stage, IIRC) Quote
Toby Adams Posted March 24, 2014 Author Posted March 24, 2014 (edited) New Ashens Lego knock-off video! Rife with a couple of Lego Movie references and a knock off of a Friends set (Andrea's Stage, IIRC) YYYYYAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!! EDIT 1:I have that boat in the first blind bag but different EDIT 2: That ending: Edited March 24, 2014 by Toby Adams Quote
Amset-Rah Posted March 25, 2014 Posted March 25, 2014 Block Tech seems to be very hit or miss too. Everything is Awful! Quote
Im a brickmaster. Posted March 25, 2014 Posted March 25, 2014 EVERYTHING is awfull!! Everything is lame, when your buyin a clone........... Yep, that was my dip into music. Don't ask me to do it again. How would think they could get away with "shopping a Darth vader head into a.....oh, never mind! Quote
lightningtiger Posted March 25, 2014 Posted March 25, 2014 Yes, totally lame.....like the worse part was the minifigs were incomplete or wrong because of spare parts issue....at least the girl minfig got hands in the end ! Quote
Amset-Rah Posted March 25, 2014 Posted March 25, 2014 I like the fact that for the disco set they basically split up the Andrea's Stage set into separate modules (Piano, stage platform, entrance) and added a poorly designed car that was never part of the original set. But yeah, thank goodness he didn't get the piano with the handless girl. Also Brickmaster that was an ace parody. Quote
Toby Adams Posted March 25, 2014 Author Posted March 25, 2014 Block Tech seems to be very hit or miss too. Everything is Awful! I have TONES of Block tech. I couldn't even put my B.E.S.T.L.O.C.K fire station togther! Thats the darkest type of clone... EVERYTHING is awfull!! Everything is lame, when your buyin a clone........... Yep, that was my dip into music. Don't ask me to do it again. How would think they could get away with "shopping a Darth vader head into a.....oh, never mind! ! That should be your member title "Shopping a Darth vader head into a...oh, never mind! Yes, totally lame.....like the worse part was the minifigs were incomplete or wrong because of spare parts issue....at least the girl minfig got hands in the end ! The guys like "I lost my cheap, britle and sharp arm in battle, which was made in China ! I like the fact that for the disco set they basically split up the Andrea's Stage set into separate modules (Piano, stage platform, entrance) and added a poorly designed car that was never part of the original set. But yeah, thank goodness he didn't get the piano with the handless girl. Also Brickmaster that was an ace parody. Even friends is getting the clone share! Ace parody. Ace. "Anyway SPACESHIPSPACESHIPSPACESHIP" *Vid ends* Quote
Toby Adams Posted March 25, 2014 Author Posted March 25, 2014 12. Flatten Road. So todays mish mash is a Flinstones knockoff. The drive looks like he's hypnotised. The model looks crap too. The transformation is a trike,bike and go kart. This model is just... I'm speechless.This is just rubbish. RUBBISH RUBBISH RUBBISH. The end. Quote
Artanis I Posted March 26, 2014 Posted March 26, 2014 12. Flatten Road. Pretty sure that's meant to be a steamroller or similar roadwork equipment, hence the "flatten road" name. "Aggregation series" is pretty funny. Quote
lightningtiger Posted March 26, 2014 Posted March 26, 2014 At least they mean well....I guess it works to a point.....gives me an idea.....of course the tiger can do much better ! Though I will pick on the choice of other builds.......a road roller is a road roller.....you don't have enough parts to really knock anything else......unless in your mind only ! Quote
Toby Adams Posted March 26, 2014 Author Posted March 26, 2014 At least they mean well....I guess it works to a point.....gives me an idea.....of course the tiger can do much better ! Though I will pick on the choice of other builds.......a road roller is a road roller.....you don't have enough parts to really knock anything else......unless in your mind only ! Imaginaaaaation. Quote
lightningtiger Posted March 28, 2014 Posted March 28, 2014 Imaginaaaaation. Ah, Everything Is AWESOME ! Quote
Malikon Posted March 28, 2014 Posted March 28, 2014 No.3 is the drive me into the ground nightmare... hahaha, yeah that wouldn't be pretty once launched. Quote
Toby Adams Posted March 28, 2014 Author Posted March 28, 2014 I found one! (At least a blurry pic) WOW! Thanks 'Legozebra'! Its a Bionicle Clone, right? ( at the BEN 10 box ) hahaha, yeah that wouldn't be pretty once launched. #Red fireworks. Quote
splatman Posted March 31, 2014 Posted March 31, 2014 Just imagine. That phrase is totally ripped off from LEGO! LEGO used to say that up until about the time the Bleys hit the fan (2003ish). Considering that it's just 2 words in the dictionary, the Ack-Ackers coulda thought it up themselves, though that seems doubtful, given the lack of imagination in these "toys". Quote
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