Heroica RPG - Quest#100: To The Tower of Babel

[Khorne]

Eric spoke to Sarge, just loud enough so the drunk dwarf could hear him, "I have almost never seen a dwarf incapable of properly handling his drink. Pitiful".

[Sandy]

The party took a seat, but the proprietress seemed to have trouble talking sense to the dwarven customer.

"SHLEEP?! Who needsh shleep when ya got BOOZE?! And AQUAPHANTS takin' a SHOWER!"

[Pyrovisionary]

Eric spoke to Sarge, just loud enough so the drunk dwarf could hear him, "I have almost never seen a dwarf incapable of properly handling his drink. Pitiful".

"They're like that when sober too lad. I mean, look at our dwarf. See?"

[K-Nut]

"Yes, please get rid of that drunken disgrace to my species before I decide to do so myself."

"Oh, I'd really like to see that," He chuckled.

"They're like that when sober too lad. I mean, look at our dwarf. See?"

"Now now, don't be too bitter. You can't pay for entertainment like this!" He laughed. "Now, shall we discuss our issue?" He pulled out the notice from the fateful four.

[Jebediahs]

"I must apologize for the noise. That dwarf has paid for a room, but he is scaring away all the customers. Just find yourselves seats and I'll find a way to make him retire for the night."

The proprietress let out a long sigh.

"Nice hat, foxy lady. I'm sure that gentleman is near ready to expire from his over consumption. When he does, one of my burly companions can help you carry him to his room. In the meanwhile, might you sell chicken drumsticks?"

[Duvors]

Eric spoke to Sarge, just loud enough so the drunk dwarf could hear him, "I have almost never seen a dwarf incapable of properly handling his drink. Pitiful".

"They're like that when sober too lad. I mean, look at our dwarf. See?"

"Oh, I'd really like to see that," He chuckled.

"Now now, don't be too bitter. You can't pay for entertainment like this!" He laughed. "Now, shall we discuss our issue?" He pulled out the notice from the fateful four.

"I am going to dance on your graves, you know. Maybe a nice jig? I might take lessons first."

"Nice hat, foxy lady. I'm sure that gentleman is near ready to expire from his over consumption. When he does, one of my burly companions can help you carry him to his room. In the meanwhile, might you sell chicken drumsticks?"

"And live cats? Because I really want something to sic on these racist Bastards."

[K-Nut]

"And live cats? Because I really want something to sic on these racist Bastards."

"You know, if you don't want to be discriminated against, maybe you could stop being an megablocks and shut your trow every now and then. There are two dwarves in here, and neither of them seem to be setting a good example for the dwarven people,"

[Duvors]

"You know, if you don't want to be discriminated against, maybe you could stop being an megablocks and shut your trow every now and then. There are two dwarves in here, and neither of them seem to be setting a good example for the dwarven people,"

"You lot where the ones that started it, and you're the ones that follow it through, I'm just responding in kind. Nothing I do has any effect on what you do or say, so why should I bother to change if I know you won't?"

[K-Nut]

"You lot where the ones that started it, and you're the ones that follow it through, I'm just responding in kind. Nothing I do has any effect on what you do or say, so why should I bother to change if I know you won't?"

"You say that because nothing you've done on our little trip has proved you to be anymore than a noisy buffoon that doesn't care about anything besides his own beliefs. I've met plenty of wise dwarfs over the years, but that doesn't automatically make you all wise and smart. Say the same thing about humans or elves or metasimians. But whatever. Whatever I say obviously won't get through to you at this point,"

[Sandy]

"Nice hat, foxy lady. I'm sure that gentleman is near ready to expire from his over consumption. When he does, one of my burly companions can help you carry him to his room. In the meanwhile, might you sell chicken drumsticks?"

The proprietress twists her hands in frustration.

"The thing is, I haven't served him a new drink in an hour. I don't think he's passing out anytime soo... He's been making a ruckus throughout the evening, You are the first customers to not turn around at the door for a long time. But yes, just a moment and I'll get you something to drink and eat. My name is Grimelda, by the way. What can I get you besides the chicken wings?"

[Khorne]

"To be honest, what you can get us kind of depends on your prices, Grimelda", Eric answered. He hated it to be nearly broke.

Intrigued by what the dwarf drank to be drunk for this long, the Nord shouted in the drunk's direction: "Hey you! Dwarf! What kind of drink did you have?"

[Duvors]

"You say that because nothing you've done on our little trip has proved you to be anymore than a noisy buffoon that doesn't care about anything besides his own beliefs. I've met plenty of wise dwarfs over the years, but that doesn't automatically make you all wise and smart. Say the same thing about humans or elves or metasimians. But whatever. Whatever I say obviously won't get through to you at this point,"

"Never said it did, I've felt like a buffoon for most of my life, but I'm not talking about myself, I'm talking about your opinions on dwarves in general, and I know I'm not going to change what you think about my race, so why bother? Those two are racists, that mage has hardly said a word this entire trip, you're arrogant and unsociable, and I'm a self important idiot who wants you all dead, you really think that any of us are going to even try to get along? You've got your head in the clouds if you do."

[Khorne]

"I get along fine with everybody. Seems to me the problem here is you, actually," Eric said only half-interested and shrugged. As usual, he was so smug and full of himself, he didn't even notice what effect his behaviour had on Throlar. Or any other being, for that matter.

[Duvors]

"I get along fine with everybody. Seems to me the problem here is you, actually," Eric said only half-interested and shrugged. As usual, he was so smug and full of himself, he didn't even notice what effect his behaviour had on Throlar. Or any other being, for that matter.

"You're entitled to your own opinion, but to me Althor's description of me could just as well apply to you, save that people are more willing to deal with you than me. Why? I don't have a clue."

[Khorne]

Eric raised an eyebrow. "You really don't know why they deal with me?," The Nord flashed his teeth in a wide grin. "I'm just tons of fun, dwarf!", he said and made wide gestures with his arms. He then added a more vicious remark, accompanied by a wink in Throlar's direction: "Plus, I don't look like a toddler with a beard".

[Duvors]

Eric raised an eyebrow. "You really don't know why they deal with me?," The Nord flashed his teeth in a wide grin. "I'm just tons of fun, dwarf!", he said and made wide gestures with his arms. He then added a more vicious remark, accompanied by a wink in Throlar's direction: "Plus, I don't look like a toddler with a beard".

"Now that was uncalled for, but I do admit most toddlers do have beards like this, are you really looking for a fight? Because I can give you one."

[K-Nut]

"Now that was uncalled for, but I do admit most toddlers do have beards like this, are you really looking for a fight? Because I can give you one."

"Perhaps a fight is what you need to get your head on straight. Take it outside at least,"

[Duvors]

"Perhaps a fight is what you need to get your head on straight. Take it outside at least,"

"Actually I'd rather wait until tomorrow, the guards might not like us fighting inside the city limits and we can't get out until then."

[Pyrovisionary]

The proprietress twists her hands in frustration.

"The thing is, I haven't served him a new drink in an hour. I don't think he's passing out anytime soo... He's been making a ruckus throughout the evening, You are the first customers to not turn around at the door for a long time. But yes, just a moment and I'll get you something to drink and eat. My name is Grimelda, by the way. What can I get you besides the chicken wings?"

"Let's have a whiskey lass."

Sarge quickly nips back into the Shoppe and buys two smoke bombs for whatever the cost.

Edited June 26, 2014 by Pyrovisionary

[K-Nut]

"Actually I'd rather wait until tomorrow, the guards might not like us fighting inside the city limits and we can't get out until then."

Althior smirks at the dwarfs remark, "Whatever you say. Though I'm guessing it's not called the City of Sin for no reason,"

[Duvors]

Althior smirks at the dwarfs remark, "Whatever you say. Though I'm guessing it's not called the City of Sin for no reason,"

"And I'm guessing that the guard doesn't disapprove of that title for no reason, remember our conversation at the gate?" Edited June 26, 2014 by Lord Duvors

[K-Nut]

"And I'm guessing that the guard doesn't disapprove of that title for no reason, remember our conversation at the gate?"

"Oh I do. I remember him saying that no one gets in or out for any reason either," He leans back on his chair, "Diplomacy is a lost art, boy. Might as well get used to it and shape up,"

[Pyrovisionary]

"Guess we could always chuck him over the wall. He aint that big."

[Duvors]

"Oh I do. I remember him saying that no one gets in or out for any reason either," He leans back on his chair, "Diplomacy is a lost art, boy. Might as well get used to it and shape up,"

"He said 'these gates do not open for any reason whatever until tomorrow morning' and I actually made allowances for that in a remark I made earlier, try to remember things a little better in future, it'll do you a world of good."

"And what does diplomacy have to with this anyway?"

"Guess we could always chuck him over the wall. He aint that big."

"Those walls where approximately eighteen feet high, unless you have a catapult handy I don't see you getting me over them, and I made a statement earlier to the effect that I'd rather wait until tomorrow for any fighting, that's what started this conversation in the first place, a conversation that is now pointless due to the fact that said previous statement utterly negates the current subject."

He said this all in a very matter-of-fact way, as if he was discussing a mathematical problem.

Edited July 23, 2014 by Lord Duvors

[Pyrovisionary]

"Those walls where approximately eighteen feet high, unless you have a catapult handy I don't see you getting me over them, and I made a statement earlier to the effect that I'd rather wait until tomorrow for any fighting, that's what started this conversation in the first place, a conversation that is now pointless due to the fact that said previous statement utterly negates the current subject."

He said this all in a very matter-of-fact way, as if he was discussing a mathematical problem.

"The real question is, dwarf; How aerodynamic is yer head?"