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Brainbox Mentor

Brainbox

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Right, not a video, but I thought it was funny the first time I read it. Yes, I've posted it here before, but never mind. Please, no one take offence from this, none of us come out of it too well.

Economic Models explained with cows

SOCIALISM:

You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbour.

COMMUNISM:

You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.

FASCISM:

You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.

NAZISM:

You have 2 cows. The Government takes both and shoots you.

BUREAUCRATISM:

You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away...

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM:

You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:

You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow dropped dead.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION:

You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION:

You have two cows. You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION:

You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION:

You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

A SWISS CORPORATION:

You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.

A FRENCH CORPORATION:

You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.

A CHINESE CORPORATION:

You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION:

You have two cows. You worship them.

A BRITISH CORPORATION:

You have two cows. Both are mad.

IRAQI CORPORATION:

Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have

none. No one believes you and they bomb you. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy....

SURREALISM:

You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica

lessons

HONG KONG CAPITALISM:

You have 2 cows. You sell 3 of them to your publicly listed company,

using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank,

then execue a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so

that you get all 4 cows back, with a tax deduction for keeping 5

cows. The milk rights of 6 cows are transferred via a Panamanian intermediary to a Cayman Islands company secretly owned by the majority shareholder, who sells

the rights to all 7 cows' milk back to the listed company and proceeds from the sale are deferred. The annual report says that the company owns 8 cows, with an option on one more. Meanwhile, you kill the 2 cows because the feng shui is bad.

NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION:

You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute

AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION:

You have 2 cows. Business seems pretty good. You close the office and go down the pub to celebrate.

And I've seen that missile one before. :-D

Actually, it was quite dangerous, wasn't it...

Brainbox Mentor

Brainbox

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Yeah, my friend showed it to me a while ago. There're actually slightly different versions floating around on the Internet. Some of the entries are phrased slightly differently, and a few have extra/less entries. This was the fullest version I could find.

But yes, it is very funny, because it's strangely true...

Norrington Mentor

Norrington

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Here are some Family Guy clips:

Peter's Porn collection: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35_VhZsgYog

Family Guy vs. Christianity: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBZQfAYfH7s

Pornoslavia: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzfwQrg_OtI (Apparantly Carol Burnette sued over this...)

The A-Team: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4d7PUsFr2M

game night: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbo8LKEP8Rk

Peter's Great Uncle Peter Hitler: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGUNqyhSFpc

Black Preachers: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFDlm7kcgaQ

"A Scare-Jew": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONRbwfN2r0A

Bill Clinton plays DDR: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekX3AlzOLVg

The real Barbie song so you get the DDR joke:

"Is this really the blood of Christ?": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WmSQFqoUds

Capn Kirk 911 Rising Star

Capn Kirk 911

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Personally, I spend a load of time on you tube finding things to send to my friends some of my favorites are here.

ThunderCats: http://youtube.com/watch?v=3R0rqCnPleg&mode=related&search=

-SMURF. SMURF.

My little Pony: http://youtube.com/watch?v=q24AwHV7Mfo

- Introducing DEATH PONY, DEATH FROM ABOVE!!!!!

The GodFather:

-Rice Crispies

300 rated P.G.:

-Tonight we dine in HECK!

Naruto mixed w/ Dane Cook: http://youtube.com/watch?v=FiKsO-uaTtQ

-Where's the van!

Dane Cook again: http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ox0c_1l9al4&mode=related&search=

thanks for the candy

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Is that not enough? :-D

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Timento Enthusiast

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Good topic, guys *y*

I stumbled upon this not so long ago...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0N0vtU-nLE...ersist_locale=1

He's imitating English accents

He's imitating other languages

Ok, I think you will like these... They are Nightwish-Wishmaster song interpretations. Let me explain. People write down (in a video) what they hear from the song in the funniest way possible. These are not original lyrics, as I said, they're song interpretations. You gotta listen to the song and read the fake lyrics and you will hear quite the same. Here they are...

Oh and I did NOT make any of these...

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Brainbox Mentor

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I thought that with the recent news of BS vanishing, that we all needed ceering up. So I thought of this topic.

The funniest thing I could think of were a few stories of things that have happened to my Grandad. You may find them funny, you may not. But hopefully, it'll cheer some of you up a bit :-) .

1. He used to work at Triplex, as some department head or something. In case you don't know, Triplex manufacture glass and stuff, but that's not really important. He says that the forklift truck drivers used to drive down to the canteen for drinks, etc for their colleagues. But when stopping, they'd put the brake on, and jump off the truck while it was stopping. So, one day, a guy did this, and walked into the canteen. Next thing he knew, he heard a loud crash, and turned to see his forklift smashing throught the new glass wall/window of the canteen! :-D

2. He was talking to someone who worked at the shopping centre in Telford (where he lives) about mobility scooters. Here's what the staff member said: "yeah, we've just got two new scooters. Well, we've got one new scooter, the other one was being used by a woman who failed to stop when going through a shop door." :-D

3. Recently, he was backing into a parking space, when he heard a thud and a creak. Looking in his rear view mirror, he realised he'd backed into the parking charges sign. He proceeded to drive away, quickly...

4. Him and his wife were asked by a friend to look after her garden while she was on holiday. So they said yes, and did so. Towards the end of the time, they were getting ready to set off, and backed out of the drive. Unfortunately, on the way out, they ran over a small tree/bush, and I mean ran over it. They stopped the car, replanted the tree as best they could, and went home. Strangely enough, their friend never knew.

There's plenty more where that came from, but this is all I can think of at the moment.

UniqueBuilder Mentor

UniqueBuilder

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I thought that with the recent news of BS vanishing, that we all needed ceering up. So I thought of this topic.

The funniest thing I could think of were a few stories of things that have happened to my Grandad. You may find them funny, you may not. But hopefully, it'll cheer some of you up a bit :-) .

1. He used to work at Triplex, as some department head or something. In case you don't know, Triplex manufacture glass and stuff, but that's not really important. He says that the forklift truck drivers used to drive down to the canteen for drinks, etc for their colleagues. But when stopping, they'd put the brake on, and jump off the truck while it was stopping. So, one day, a guy did this, and walked into the canteen. Next thing he knew, he heard a loud crash, and turned to see his forklift smashing throught the new glass wall/window of the canteen! :-D

LOL! Awesome! *y* :-D

Reminds me of something my step-grampa did when he was around my age:

He was a chemistry freak, (like me :-P ) and made some black powder. Then he went down in the cellar to try it out.

He took a teaspoon full of black powder and tried to ignite it. After a while he managed to make it catch fire (it wasn't dry enough to make it ignite easily). The powder burned with a big "Fsssch!" and when it was over, the teaspoon was glowing red.. He didn't want to damage his mom's table, so guess where he put the spoon?

-In the bowl with the rest of the powder, standing on the table..! X-D X-D

Brainbox Mentor

Brainbox

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He didn't want to damage his mom's table, so guess where he put the spoon?

-In the bowl with the rest of the powder, standing on the table..! X-D X-D

:-D

Here's another one.

There was a secretary that used to interfere at board meetings, trying to do everyone else's job. And while she was sat at the table, she used to take her shoes off. Everyone was really irritated by her, so one day my grandad managed to take her shoes and hide them. They came to leave, and she couldn't find her shoes. No-one ever suspected it was him.

And at another meeting, someone glanced out the window to see a load of pigs running down the road. No farmer in sight, nothing. Just pigs. *wacko*

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