legoman19892 Posted August 30, 2014 Posted August 30, 2014 "Ay girl, you must have a lot of clutch power because I can't be detached from you." What are your's? Quote
Zerobricks Posted August 30, 2014 Posted August 30, 2014 OMG thats golden! Hmm what about like this... Girl my heart burns for you just like my foot after stepping on bricks... mah, lame... Quote
dr_spock Posted August 30, 2014 Posted August 30, 2014 Hey babe, wanna click together? For the technic fans: Let my technic pin connect with your technic brick. Quote
grum64 Posted August 30, 2014 Posted August 30, 2014 (edited) Oh Dear. I think some members are destined to be single Edited August 30, 2014 by grum64 Quote
plew2000 Posted August 30, 2014 Posted August 30, 2014 Oh Dear. I think some members are destined to be single Couldn't have said it better myself. Quote
grum64 Posted August 30, 2014 Posted August 30, 2014 (edited) Oh Dear. I think some members are destined to be single Couldn't have said it better myself. So young and yet so wise Edited August 30, 2014 by grum64 Quote
Zerobricks Posted August 30, 2014 Posted August 30, 2014 Rather spend on lego than some materialistic GF... Quote
grum64 Posted August 30, 2014 Posted August 30, 2014 (edited) Rather spend on lego than some materialistic GF... Dodgy chat up lines aside, who's gonna date a guy who eats Minifigures? Edited August 30, 2014 by grum64 Quote
Zerobricks Posted August 30, 2014 Posted August 30, 2014 (edited) Dodgy chat up lines aside, who's gonna date a guy who eats Minifigures? Someone with smillary high developed taste for ABS delicacies. p.s. I will change avatar back tomorrow. Edited August 30, 2014 by Zblj Quote
grum64 Posted August 30, 2014 Posted August 30, 2014 (edited) Someone with smillary high developed taste for ABS delicacies. p.s. I will change avatar back tomorrow. :sweet: Edited August 30, 2014 by grum64 Quote
Zerobricks Posted August 30, 2014 Posted August 30, 2014 (edited) :sweet: Talking about mouth and ABS dont you have lots of experinces in that area Edited August 30, 2014 by Zblj Quote
grum64 Posted August 30, 2014 Posted August 30, 2014 (edited) LOL! LOL! LOL! It's been so long since I built anything I'm starting to get withdrawal symptoms! Edited August 30, 2014 by grum64 Quote
BrickBob Studpants Posted August 30, 2014 Posted August 30, 2014 Rather spend on lego than some materialistic GF... Exactly And I'm destined to be single even without punny pick-up lines Quote
Cheatster9000x Posted August 30, 2014 Posted August 30, 2014 (edited) Gurl, yo boday is fiiine. Where can I find it on Bricklink? You wanna see my Kragliser? Nice parts, they'd look better in my collection. Does a 8x1 fit in a 2x1 gap? Let's see if that connection works. (That was the worst one yet) So how many Technic Pins can you take at once? (Scratch that, this is the worst one.) And I've had 2 GF's! Edited August 30, 2014 by Cheatster9000x Quote
just2good Posted August 30, 2014 Posted August 30, 2014 Hey babe, if you still want to check and find that minifigure you're missing from Series 12, it may just be in my pants... maybe you should feel it up first. dear God nobody should ever use these this thread is for humor purposes only. Quote
Zerobricks Posted August 30, 2014 Posted August 30, 2014 Hey babe, if you still want to check and find that minifigure you're missing from Series 12, it may just be in my pants... maybe you should feel it up first. dear God nobody should ever use these this thread is for humor purposes only. This gave me an idea... Yo wanna see my maxifig? Quote
Captain Settle Posted August 30, 2014 Posted August 30, 2014 "I hope you like LEGO ,'cos I'm a stud." Quote
BrickBob Studpants Posted August 30, 2014 Posted August 30, 2014 These are all terrible, but in a good way I wonder how they would work out if someone was actually crazy (or desperate) enough to use them Quote
just2good Posted August 30, 2014 Posted August 30, 2014 (edited) This gave me an idea... Yo wanna see my maxifig? One of my friends claims he used this one successfully on a girl: Do you like LEGO? 'cause I wanna build a world with you. It's as cheesy as how most of these are creepy. Edited August 30, 2014 by just2good Quote
grum64 Posted August 30, 2014 Posted August 30, 2014 (edited) ...I wonder how they would work out if someone was actually crazy (or desperate) enough to use them They'd be arrested Edited August 30, 2014 by grum64 Quote
dr_spock Posted August 30, 2014 Posted August 30, 2014 These lines are for entertainment purposes. But if you tried them and they worked, we would certainly want you to report back. Lets be Friends with benefits. Wanna a ride my Heartlake express? You're cute as a hedgehog. Come see my dog show. Quote
JGW3000 Posted August 31, 2014 Posted August 31, 2014 (edited) Of course, a likely response is, "is that a 15L technic beam in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?" Edited August 31, 2014 by JGW3000 Quote
eurotrash Posted August 31, 2014 Posted August 31, 2014 Did you know how to use Lego as an aphrodisiac? ....Use a couple of Technic beams as a splint. Quote
Borex Posted August 31, 2014 Posted August 31, 2014 "Will you please suck my brick?" "I want you, like i want comcom021-1" Quote
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