Don't know if I'll get away with this, but ...
Hullo - er, I mean Hullo, I am Ruth Fussington, and as you can see I'm a lay-dee. I live by myself in a quaint little ladies cottage, but not because everyone thinks I'm weird, oh no, not a lovely lady like me. Despite <ahem> despite being all dainty and that, I seem to end up doing all the dirty and heavy jobs in the village - a bit of an odd job man, I mean a bit of an odd job woman, me.