He's been discussing his new job in the Staff Forum.
Well the names have been picked by my random machine, but it's up to White/DarkFang to post them. To keep you all busy, here are the links to the clues by me, with a small explanation of what I was on about. Feel free to insult my clues.
1) Vampire [He's home playing Mahjong.] [Link provided by Siegfried]
Not very hard; the MOC featured the actual figure, it was recent, and it was easily searchable.
2) Traffic Cop [He's hanging around with some fellow motorcycle cops, but unlike him in this review they are armless.] [Link provided by Siegfried]
Ahh, I loved this one. "Armless" cops... gee I'm so funny. I've used the same joke before so anyone familiar with the early minifigs should have been able to find this fast. If not, this would have been hard.
4) Skier [11 Skis... but no skiers did he find in this review.] [Link provided by Siegfried]
This was the first thing that sprung to mind. Should be easy for anyone who owns the set, and if not "11" should have made you think. "Ahh! Off to Peeron I go!"
7) DJ [The DJ went to PSM-2 as he heard DJ Force was there but he didn't get what he expected in the Sci-Fi forum.] [Link provided by Siegfried]
I didn't like this clue... but I couldn't think of a better DJ one in the time I had. I didn't want to make it too hard so I said "DJ Force" and since he's a member it was too easy to find. If you didn't pick up (or know) he was a member you would have been in more trouble though!
9) Karate Master [Faster than a speeding rocket he decended to the ocean floor to meet a famous karate expert in a review.] [Link provided by Siegfried]
Spongebob Squarepants. Anyone familar with the show (my kids love it) would get this in about 30 seconds. Sandy the Squirrel is Karate obsessed and lives on the bottom of the ocean doing research. Once she made a rocket down there (insane concept, but I digress) and there was a set made of that.
10) Pharaoh [i can't tell you where he is; it's forbidden. But I can tell you it's in a review.] [Link provided by Siegfried]
Easy. Probably too easy in fact. It's a review so the first thing you should do is go to a list of Adventures sets, on or off site. Answer found...
11) Weightlifter [He's off in a review to prove he doesn't need venom to be the strongest.] [Link provided by Siegfried]
Batman reference. Bane is a character who made himself super strong with a drug called Venom. Knowing that there's only one set Bane was found in.
15) Lifeguard [After failing to find a beach paradise to work on she went to a review about a poolside one.] [Link provided by Siegfried]
Also too easy. The words are all there; a paradise that is poolside.